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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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In other newsI just found out today tha my doctor, who I consider to be a very intelligent and highly-educated man, was standing in the council elections on behalf of UKIP.
Now I have to find a new doctor.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 9 May 2011, 14:54,
5 replies,
latest was 15 years ago)
His political party of choice isn't a sign of medical incompitance.
Stop being intolerant.
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Yeah they areThey'd catapult her back over Hadrian's Wall in a heartbeat
I never normally do this, but as it's you...
It's funny because B3th's not really an immigrant, she's from Falkirk, and this is a clearer example of why my original argument was bollocks than is the UKIP manifesto
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Is that an accepted reason to change doctor?Can I choose a dentist that is near my work, rather than near my home? None of the dentists around my home accept new patients.
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You can choose a dentist or Dr where ever you wantbut they will prioritise people who live locally.
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I tried to get a Doctor in Londonand in Redhill, and was told I wasn't part of their area and couldn't register with them. And that I needed prove of residence to register.
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If they haven't got enough spaces for residents they'll block you from registeringbut it's nothing the NHS do overall, it's up to individual GP practices.
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I seeit's very confussing. I'd rather have the doctor near work, as it's a lot easier. OK, I'll start calling the London dental practices and see if they're happy with me registering with them. Thanks, it's good to have you here to help.
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Well, that's doneBooked an appointment with a dentist near the office. That was easy. Had I known before...
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Congratulations on the most retarded b3ta posting of the 9th May 2011(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:01, Reply)
She's made a statement in all seriousness that she intends to leave the practice of her GP who is a "very intelligent and highly-educated man" as she disagrees with his mainstream political leaningsIt's not like he's a neo nazi is it? I believe she's after b3ta support in this. That's retarded. Is she now going to canvas her local surgeries in order to find a GP who is her political compatible? Sounds like someone with far too little to do and far too much time on their hands.
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She seems to enjoy updating us with every dull incidental happening of her life(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:27, Reply)
And she's not the only one.I farted half an hour ago and I can still smell it.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:28,
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You get a click for that*applauds*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:29,
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That's what B3ta is forThe difference is, people like her. Regardless of who you are, if you have nothing to contribute but trolling please piss off to /Talk
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Tadawww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1194298
You need to drop an e as well
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You are under the assumption that I agree with Darth.Edit - I haven't dropped an E in years.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:38,
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B3ta is here for us to discuss mundane aspects of our lives in search of entertainment in the otherwise dullNot for you to lay into people who actually have something to say for themselves
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So we should congratulate and support her in wasting the time and resources of the nhs and go hahahaha at the same timeNo wonder you're seen as a dull cunt
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Why changing your doctor is wasting time and resurces of the nhsIf you don't feel confident or good with your doctor, you should change. What if he's a very clever, competent man, but a registered peado?
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but she had no complaintsabout his competence or his intelligence, before she found out his political affiliation.
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:46,
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And nowshe doesn't feel confortable with him, I don't think that's so wrong. A collegue of mine runs for the UKIP too. Knowing that he'd be happier if I had to get a VISA to work here doesn't make me comfortable working with him. He's a nice guy (a bit of a twat, politics aside), but I don't like knowing that he doesn't want me here.
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Congratulations on the second most retarded b3ta posting of the 9th May 2011(, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:47, Reply)
this game could go on a really long timeif you are going to point out every single post that you consider to be retarded...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51,
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If that's all you can do to reply to meI think your post is the winner in the retarded b3ta posting of the day competition. In fact, you probably won the monthly award too.
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I like youAnd I don't know, for me Gaylord sounds like a good thing. The Lord of Happines. If you can't be a Time Lord, a Happiness Lord is a good close second.
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I like you tooThis is a gloriously positive way of looking at things x
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It's what the word gaylord tells me when I listen to itmust be my lack of contact with slang :)
x
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*skips through flowers clapping hands and singing*(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:45,
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With a unicorn trotting over itand the Unicorn is wearing a ballroom dancing outfit and is being ridden by Tom Cruise in a tutu
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:51,
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John Barrowman then.(
Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:56,
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Don't even know who he isI'm more a Brad Pit girl, but in this wonderful land, everyone sees whoever they prefer riding the unicorn.
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Two of the pictures on my profile have drawn comparisons with Tom Cruise and John BarrowmanI have absolutely no idea why.
And Aber, you do know John Barrowman - he's Captain Jack Harkness
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OMG I've just look at your profile, you're some gay downs creature, please don't breed(, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:04, Reply)
Ah, look at himOf course I know him. He's sexy too. Pity he's gay.
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That's well-reasoned and contains long wordsI'm not sure it is Bert, guys
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B3th is nonetheless entitled to her political beliefs and all they entail, howeverDon't call her a retard. I've only just noticed that. It is Bert.
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Yeah bert give me my name back you sister shagging shonkey shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:42,
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You are giving me a bad name, coming on here being all rude and unfunnyI was never rude
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:40,
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he's not been banned yetthis makes me suspect maybe it isn't bert. maybe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:43,
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Then WHO is it? If I ever get my name back I suspect it will feel all dirtymaybe it's time for an entirely new name...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:44,
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If it's not Bert, it's someone who's prepared to keep letting us call him BertNot even my self-esteem is that low
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It's not Bert.He hasn't called me a lonely dried up prune yet.
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girlinthehole, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:52,
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or listed monty's movements for the last 24 hours!(
rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:53,
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You are clearly not meOne look at your profile shows this
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:57,
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I think it is BertWhat with all the sister-raping and being a total cunt we lost sight of the fact that Bert was reasonably intelligent. I think he's trying a new tactic called "not blowing his cover within 5 minutes"
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You think having another mans penis in your anus is a good way to spend a Saturday night(, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:01, Reply)
i'm convincedabout the bert thing, not about the anal sex thing.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03,
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Go flash your tits at the mods and get him bannedHe's annoying me now
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flash my tits?why would i want to make them run away screaming?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:05,
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Oh god, are you Bert now too?Is this some kind of Invasion of the B3ta Snatchers scenario?
Hehe... "snatch"
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So you're one of the soft wankers who goes crying to the mods wah wah wah Get a backbone or fuck off
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You're such a crying wanker, no wonder cr3 thinks you're all irritating gimps(, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:09, Reply)
So why are you NakedApe now?What has he done to deserve such terrible shame by proxy?
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The gay kid of the class has gone off running to tell teacher that somebody doesn't want to play nicelywah wah wah
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For many people it isYou prefer to wet your whistle in your sister though so...that's...much better
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:03,
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Less embarrassing than Christmas at your house(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:08,
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Nope, I can't help it if your are less educated than me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:11,
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Nah, Adam was too vainglorious to just turn up and trollHe'd let us know who he was
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I really liked Kilroy before he turned political.I really think Jermey Kyle would be great in politics under an advisory capacity.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:07,
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If I may make a small amendment or twoI'm thinking Pestilence
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politics the Apocalypse
advisory Horseman
I'm thinking Pestilence
am Martin, 32 years old, telecomunication analyist, DARTFORD.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 9 May 2011, 15:36,
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There's a dreadful joke I've been meaning to bring out the next time someone did this But not sure it's the time or the place.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:18,
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If you've got a dreadful joke, I want to hear it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:19,
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Along the lines of"Darth's 32? I could have sworn he was only 17..."
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:24,
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-narrows eyes-Did you get the joke, though?
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:26,
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I assume it's something to do with me being phenomenally immatureEither that or it's too subtle for my pathetic male brain. I actually don't mean to imply any sarcasm in this sentence.
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"Na, na na, na na na na na na"-piano goes do do, do do, do do-
YOU ARE THE DANCING QUEEN, YOUNG AND SWEET ONLY 17
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:30,
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Ah...Yeah, way too subtle for me! I'm delighted that my knowledge of Abba is buried beneath sufficient levels of denial for that to not be too obvious
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I love ABBA.But yes, I was worried it was too subtle.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:32,
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I saw a man playing Dancing Queen on the didgeridoo.How Abbariginal.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:35,
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On a scale of 1 to 10 it's not that bad.*offensive, not quality. It's dreadful.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Mon 9 May 2011, 16:24,
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I disagreeIt's unfortunate that I needed it explaining, but it's actually very funny
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