Fucking work when I should be on honeymoon
Bastard students and there piffling concerns about graduating on time. Meh.

I guess my sofa. Although my old range cooker was my favourite furniture thing EVA.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:05, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Range cookers FTW
6 burners and 2 ovens
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:06, Reply)

mine only had five burners
left field, man. just one central fuckoff triple burner and the other four. ALthough for some reason scottish mains gas never seemed to be at a high enough pressure to properly kick it off.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:07, Reply)

The little burners get on my wick though
MOAR FIRE!!!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

yeah but you do need a good light simmer sometimes
...
..

..
come on, where's the strikethrough?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:10, Reply)

*obliges*
light simmer fisting up to the elbow from Schteve whilst Shimon prods at your tonsils with his meatstick
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:26, Reply)

please
it's both feet up to the ankles or nothing.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

That's because those english BASHTARDS shtole it all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:08, Reply)

coming up here, stealing your gas and catching your haggi.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:09, Reply)

My ma' has a Range Master and it's AMAZING.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

I had a rangemaster and then a delonghi one.
rangemaster is indeed the mutts.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Did you elope?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:11, Reply)

er, no.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:12, Reply)

Did you paint your bedroom green?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:13, Reply)

one of our spare bedrooms is green. Does that help?


I've no idea where you are going here
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:16, Reply)

I thought we were asking completely random questions...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

You've not mentioned getting married before, at least, not on here.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:17, Reply)

This mnakes more sense....

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:19, Reply)

I didn't really think it was of interest to be honest.
I don't generally bring many aspects of my private life on here. I think I mentioned it on monday in a response to "what did you get up to at the weekend" question with "got married"

I think I've mentioned it a couple of times in threads with Vippers that have been about his wedding plans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:25, Reply)

Congratulations!

( girlinthehole, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:27, Reply)

thank you :)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:28, Reply)

well done you!
Was it this weekend just gone? Why do you have to work, that sucks massive donkey balls
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Fanks
I always knew I would because of the date we chose. I have all my lot's final year UG exam boards next week and I have to be present. We're off on the 22nd.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Exam boards this early?
We're still in the middle of revision lectures.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:46, Reply)

semesters, innit.
We start the new year in early sept now. MADNESS.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Crazy talk.
Next they'll be charging £9000 for the privilege.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:50, Reply)

not up here they won't
*mwahahahahahas*

Oh, except that Salmond twat is determined to push for independence, destroying the Scottish economy at a stroke whilst simultaneously condemning England and Wales to 50 years of Tory rule. Nice.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:52, Reply)

It's not a full story, so I can't link to it
But the Daily Mash has responded to this with the headline "Scotland takes historic step towards finding out how poor it is", a picture of Salmond and the sub-heading "Pro-independence landslide paves way for impassioned, patriotic begging letter".

Norwich is a lovely place to live, you know.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:55, Reply)

He can push for independance all he likes
but most Scottish people don't want it as far as I can see, so it's unlikely to happen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:57, Reply)

I think it'll be closer than you think.
And it all depends on the campaigns in the run up.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I think our great leader Dave has demonstrated
that when he gets involved, he wins.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Except when it's a general election, obviously.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Hahaha

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:01, Reply)

Most people here don't want the SNP in power either
look how that turned out.

Voter apathy will do it, I'm willing to bet. probably only 25% of the population want independence but they will all vote. So if they only get 40% turnout, bang! independence, baby. Cameron can bang on all he likes about "keeping the union together" but he's secretly creaming his pants at the idea - doubles or triples the Tory majority in Westminster at a stroke.

the only possible hope is that Salmond is genuinely terrified of losing, so he won't call a referendum until he is certain he could win, because defeat destroys the SNPs credibility entirely. So it won't be for four years at least.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Oh, if only there was some way that the general views of people could be represented in the make up of the government
What a crazy idea that would be.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

Well, if you mean AV, that's a load of arse as well.
It only works in Australia to a point because it's a criminal offence not to vote.

Essentially we have PR up here, which strikes me as best, but the turnout was shite.

Edit - sorry, I missed that, you were being sarcastic about elections in general. Yeah, same thing. Turnout is the problem up here. Plus, Labour still tainted, Lib Dems forever destroyed - a lot of people that voted SNP did so because they couldn't vote for anyone else. Doesn't mean they want independence, which is what Salmond thinks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:09, Reply)

I could never trust a man who cannot even spell 'salmon'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:07, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

It's his naturally thick tongue,
caused by years of eating deep fried pizza, that catches on the end of his teeth every time he speaks.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 11 May 2011, 10:08, Reply)

Cool, congrats mate !
Can you thank your wife for me, for taking my biggest competition in this place out of the game.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:32, Reply)

*winks*
*finger guns*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

aw congrats mate!
that's lovely to hear, it really is.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 11 May 2011, 9:34, Reply)

Thank you :)

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:39, Reply)

Next thing to look forward to is the sweet release of death.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 11 May 2011, 9:49, Reply)