It's Friday, where the fuck is everybody
and don't say you are all working as we know that's a lie
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:08, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

wanking

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:08, Reply)

still here though

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:10, Reply)

How's your secondment going?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

dull and pointless
mostly due to their shit organisational skills. The purpose of being there was to teach them how to do what I do. So far we've managed to spend about half of four days doing that, teaching one guy, rather than two or three. Now that one guy is changing jobs so it has been pointless.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

that makes more sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Working! well someone has to.
I am now at your disposal.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

Prey tell BGB, is it ever acceptable for a chap to drink green tea outside of a Japanese restaurant setting?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

No.
Barry from Eastenders drinks it.

I rest my case.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Interesting, are you saying Barry is some sort of perishing left footer?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

You know that I am not one to insult someone online so make of it what you will.

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

^FACTS.
Only Nips and benders drink it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:14, Reply)

I drink it at work
saves milk drama.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:30, Reply)

ignore these spastics
green tea is the good shit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I quite like it, I also like white tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:19, Reply)

That's a euphemism for 'Chinky spunk'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:23, Reply)

No, because that's yellow

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:27, Reply)

LACIST

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:28, Reply)

TOP TIP:
'Run out of green tea? Simply drink your washing-up water, for a cheap and identical-tasting alternative'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:20, Reply)

To hungover to post.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:11, Reply)

LIES
Also it's "too"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:12, Reply)

Good lad.
I was asleep at 9pm myself, having enjoyed the delights of 'Kipper's A-Z'....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:13, Reply)

Oh Nakedape, I've been on horrific pain for the last 3 days. I've had one packet of crisps in this time, first degree (or whatever the lesser one is) burns all over my torso from my hot water bottle, had a rediculous amount of morphine, solphadeen and ibu
purotham cream.

Today's better than yesterday, I was like "AGHHH STOP BEING PAINFUL BODY ! STOP IT ! PLEASE !" and today I'm just like "DAMN IT YOU'RE NOT BEEING LESS PAINFUL ENOUGH BODY, PLEASE TRY HARDER AT BEING LESS PAINFUL".

I'm going to the doctors this afternoon and I hope they don't put me in hospital because I hate staying in hospital and they hardly have any doctors there on a weekend anyway.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:15, Reply)

Oh man that sucks massive balls.
Just like NakedApe.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Monty, you and I both know your single gonad is average sized at best

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

And thanks to popular song, EVERYONE knows where my missing orchid may be found:
'the Albert Hall'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Trufax

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

It's Sad Times.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

: (
I wish I lived nearer. I would totally come round with grapes and lucozade.
( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:16, Reply)

BGB - Internet nurse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:18, Reply)

Hurry up and move house !
I think I'm going to my ma's this weekend and I'm going to demand chicken soups with lockshan and kanadlach.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:22, Reply)

*puts house on market*

( girlinthehole, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:24, Reply)

The last thing Gonz needs in his present condition is a look at your haemorrhoids.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:26, Reply)

Are you guts woe-ing?
Can you not get an intestinal transplant?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)

It's my insides, my back feels like, erm, you know when you need to click your fingers or something but you can't, and someone is pressing a really blunt object very strongly into it.
my left hand side from my moobs down (my belly) feels like it's going to both explode and implode.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:25, Reply)

It's probably just appendicitis then

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:31, Reply)

Yeah', I think so, had it 3 times last year and it's the same thing.
Well, I went into hospital 3 times with it, had these pains about 8-10 times but most of the times it cleared up on it's own.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:40, Reply)

:(
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:21, Reply)

Sheesh that's grim
hope you feel better soon!
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:32, Reply)

Fuck yeah
Millies Chocolate Chilli cookies are great!!!1!!eleventy!!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 13 May 2011, 11:17, Reply)