I now have a MASSIVE BOX on the roof of my car
I also have a smaller box sitting in my house waiting to go back to Tesco.

I even fitted the MASSIVE BOX myself, outside Halfords.

Rrrraaawwwwwrrrr!
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:55, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

massiveboxlols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Why is bella's vagina on top of your car?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 21:56, Reply)

*fist bumps*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Alright al?
Have you packed yet even though it's only Thursday?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

I wasn't even going to bother packing on Saturday
It's only one night, I can sleep in my pants and smell on the way home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I need to pack on account of going down tomorrow.
However I'm utterly fucked so it can wait until tomorrow.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:04, Reply)

Yeah, never bother doing anything right now
if there is any chance you can put it off until later, and ultimately avoid doing it entirely. It's a good philosophy to live by.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I've been on two nights out in a row
and have barely slept for four nights. I'm getting old, al.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

I can't really do two nights in a row any more
Unless I can spend pretty much the whole of the following day either in bed, or in the pub.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

They weren't long nights, though.
Last night was a leaving do and I had food, 3 pints and 3 glasses of wine, and got the ten o'clock train home from Newcastle. Tonight was a get together with people from uni, and I was driving and home by 9.

I hope to make up for this at the weekend, of course.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Oh man, I thought you meant like proper nights out
with actual drinking.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

God, no.
Pleasant enough evenings, though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Woohoo!

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I am going to leave my potent man scent all over your house
so in a few weeks time, you'll move something, get a whiff of me, and just leak all over the floor.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:06, Reply)

hahahaha
POTD
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:07, Reply)

You do realise that it's going to have to compete with the missus' gastric emissions?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

You have no idea how arousing I can be when I put my mind to it Davvers, no idea at all.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Will you rub some of my shirts around your nether regions so I can get the full blast of your man scent at work?

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Scat turns you on?
Er cool
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Talking about the front nether regions Rory as you well know you little scamp.

( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Dunno, most men are messy wipers, if you get my drift

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Everyone downwind gets your drift.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Don't project your own inability
to defecate in a largely clean fashion Rory.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Depends on your choice of bog roll though.
I bought some Kleenex triple velvet a couple of years ago because it was on special offer. I honestly thought I'd forgotten how to wipe my own arse after using it. Appalling stuff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

it works for this lady too
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUnYN-ULkQg
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Genuine lols

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

she's a keeper

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

me too :)

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

That is fucking excellent.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

That is brilliant.
I'd forgotten about the word 'gowl'.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:32, Reply)

hahahaha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:38, Reply)

hahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

What will you be putting in your MASSIVE BOX?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

AA's cock?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Does AA have such a sizeable member a box from Tesco's isn't sufficient?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I don't know.
If only bella were here to verify.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

Has she flounced or summat?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Apparently.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:03, Reply)

She lives on through her blog though
She was smashing up the world of super injunctions at the weekend
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:10, Reply)

The written word is so powerful.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

what is her blog?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:11, Reply)

I suspect it's on her profile.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Strangely enough, it's not
and she hasn't posted for six weeks
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

AA blabbed when he was a committed communist for a week
thereby leading to the promised land of the munchy box
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Got a link?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:12, Reply)

Careful now, it's powerful stuff
fortyshadesofgrey.blogspot.com/
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I shall investigate.
Thanks for the link.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Too many uses of the word 'cuntery'.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

I'd like to say it's a fad, but really she's destined to be a dick her entire life

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Unlike you?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

It's a bit late Al to be knighting Bella, she's already exited the building
Post something nice on her blog, that should cheer her up
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

She's 21, there's time.
All may not be lost yet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:26, Reply)

I was a very different person at the age of 21 that I am now.
Truefact.
( girlinthehole, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:29, Reply)

Poor Bella will forever be associated with the guff that she's leaving smeared on the internet, that's the difference

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

As will we all, Rory.
As will we all.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:33, Reply)

If she ever bothers pursuing her law career that stuff would go down like lead balloon at 99% of law firms
Most places will do a google search for applicants, especially those giving 'political blogging' as their hobby
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)

I don't understand why someone would bother studying a subject
that they don't seem to intend to put to any use.

That said, I 'studied' graphic design for three years and made the error of taking the first job that came along rather than be on the dole and ended up having the life sucked out of me for the next 11 years before accidentally falling into something I like doing.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:40, Reply)

She posted some crap that she was going to pursue it, but really apart from beaking on the internet she has zero motivation

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)

It's going to look good on her CV.
Education: Law and shit.

Work history: telling drunk perverts to stop staring at my tits.

Hobbies: political blogging and shagging people from Macclesfield.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

Expectations: Low

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

specialities; Munchy Box

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Where do you see yourself in five years time?
"The Dog and Parrot".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:51, Reply)

As far as I can see, the problem at the moment is that she's trying to be a high-flying law graduate and a brassy "alternative" barmaid at the same time.
Once she sorts herself out, she should hopefully become more tolerable.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:35, Reply)

You've met her haven't you?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:36, Reply)

Twice.
In my defence, they were local b4shes where I could easily bugger off if things went to pot.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I have to say
that the only b3ta person I've ever met that I couldn't be arsed with was Piston.

And I've met al. Several times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:42, Reply)

I love you sweety

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:44, Reply)

Mwah!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:46, Reply)

Well, she's like a female version of Piston - but arrogant and pretentious as well.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:45, Reply)

I see.
Young 'uns these days, eh?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Nothing wrong with either of those
she wasn't bad, we had a couple of good chats. It's trying to combine them that failed.

Edit: though her views on politics were messed up, and not because of her left wing tendencies either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:43, Reply)

Very big on flag-waving, not so hot on common sense.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:54, Reply)

By talking at them in a loud and slightly plummy fashion till they ran away?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

She's demanding that she be sued or something, it's all bloody crazy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:15, Reply)

These intellectual types get up to all sorts.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Bollocks. I can't post a comment on her blog.
I was going to ask her about the off-side rule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:20, Reply)

SHE DOES NOT FEED TROLLS AND SUCH COMMENTS WILL BE DELETED

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Free speech for all (except people who disagree with me and/or can use irony and sarcasm)!

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Long and the short of the issue is.
She doesn't know the offside rule.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Careful Jeff.
That kind of talk will get you sacked from the internet.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 26 May 2011, 22:27, Reply)

If I have to spend the rest of my life looking over my shoulder. So be it.
I operate above the rules.

*refuses to turn in my badge and gun*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I'm guessing he probably doesn't
or he wouldn't wear a lot of womens clothing.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

But she is strapped to the roof of a car.
This is so unfair.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

have you seen W******* R*** yet?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I have Amberl. I have.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:00, Reply)

It's alright to call Bobby a prick on the board you know, it's what most people think

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:01, Reply)

Why does W******* R*** equate to Bobby being a prick?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:02, Reply)

They're bein all clever using Esperanto

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:05, Reply)

I don't even drink strong coffee.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:13, Reply)

I really didn't like it :(

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:16, Reply)

What is it?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:19, Reply)

It's a big secret.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Oh man, I hate secrets
Tell me Jeff, don't be such a bumder.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 26 May 2011, 22:24, Reply)