alright ot,
i'm not out tonight, i'm in, i'm watching cadillac records, it has adrian brody in it, how are you? are you in cadillac records? are you adrian brody? do you have adrian brody in you? this post needs work, sorry.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:04, 61 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I'm sure you'll get the hang of it after you've been on b3ta for a while

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:32, Reply)

i can't wait!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I'm recording Predators (starring Adrien Brody) if that helps
I'm watching Ghosts Of Mars which is, in my opinion, the most underrated of John Carpenter's films. I'm also drinking rum (this in no way affects my opinion of Ghosts Of Mars and anyone that says so is a steenkin liar)
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:34, Reply)

I've had a bottle of wine and a can of beer
I could open an expensive bottle of whisky or start on the cooking brandy.

Or go to bed I suppose.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:56, Reply)

i'm being terribly middle class this weekend,
as usual i went to the cricket, tomorrow i plan on going to the farmers market by the river for breakfast and to pick up some nice veg maybe a bit of meat and cheese and bread too, who knows.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:07, Reply)

I'm totally going to hit farmers markets way more
now I'm cooking from scratch. And especially since I tried to find provolone cheese at a supermarket.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:13, Reply)

it is hard enough getting a decent wodge of chorizo at the supermarket,
then again i only go to the mid range supermarkets as i don't have a car, i guess the big ones have that shit, started going the mongers etc instead, you feel well cool doing that with a hangover i can tell you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)

Not even the giant Tesco by the motorway had provolone
nor Waitrose nor M&S. I'm looking at speciality cheese shops now for fucking pizza topping.

EDIT: I got a cracking CHorizo from Waitrose though. I've been just slicing bits of for snacks this evening, it's delicious.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:23, Reply)

pro-tip for a bolognese:
pack it with chorizo
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:24, Reply)

duly noted
thankyou sir, that's suggested some interesting possibilities.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:31, Reply)

really, you can replace any meat in a meal with chorizo and cause absolute havoc,
it is a brilliant meat.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I'm just thinking I made a lamb stew in the slowcooker in midweek
lamb, a carrot, a parsnip, an onion, a leek, some rosemary and some stock; I reckon a big hunk of chorizo would have added some Catalan flair to it.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:41, Reply)

replace all the veg with chorizo and also make a chorizo stock.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:11, Reply)

you're veering into meat frenzy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:37, Reply)

i've still gotta finish off that rainbow trout, i can't be thinking of other meats just yet,
man i wanna do a chorizo bolognese now.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:40, Reply)

chorizo stuffed trout?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:47, Reply)

i might actually try that.
actually. christ imagine it, oh god, i am gonna try that tomorrow.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:52, Reply)

keep me posted

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:08, Reply)

i'll probably forget or even just get lazy
and just do it with butter sauce again.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:10, Reply)

Do you have an Aldi?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:31, Reply)

And a Lidl
good call, they're good for European meats and cheeses. I shall have a scout tomorrow.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:32, Reply)

I get my chorizo in Aldi for less than half the Tesco price.
I still have to get Tigger's dinner in Tesco though.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:35, Reply)

Ellie would turn her nose up at store-brand food
had to be Felix for her.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:42, Reply)

He got bored with brands
and went to Tesco. Then he tired of that. Now it's Kit-e-Kat pouches. Not as easy to find as Whiskas or Felix.
When I bought Aldi pouches he just stared at me. For ages.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:44, Reply)

lol
Ellie would have phases where she'd go off things she'd eaten for years. I know when she had horrible terminal mouth cancer an infected scratch on her tongue (thanks emergency vet) I got her food in gravy rather than jelly. She'd always refused it before but now she loved it because she could get some of it without too much mouth movement.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:55, Reply)

not within walking distance.
well okay, within walking distance, just not near enough for me to be bothered walking, i think like 4 miles maybe? i could but generally i wouldn't bother.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:03, Reply)

Save the whisky and hit the brandy..
Cooking will just have to take the hit here, a nice whisky deserves a night to itself.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:08, Reply)

It's grim stuff though
flamed in a pan its just right but drinking it...

OMG I just remembered I have a Glenfiddich 18yo miniature somewhere! BRB

EDIT: Ooh that's good stuff. Hooray for booze websites that offer you a bunch of "special offer" miniatures just before you checkout...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:14, Reply)

do you happen to know any good ways of having rainbow trout?
i've got a few in and am just doing it with butter sauce at the moment, them fish gonna go horrid in a day or two and i dunno if i want the same thing again tomorrow.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:20, Reply)

also any tips on filleting those buggers,
i can get all the bones out but the fish ain't looking pretty when i'm done.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:21, Reply)

I don't eat fish
one of the things I want to get over as it's just a habit these days.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:26, Reply)

ah soz,
i am learning to be a chef a bit, very slowly (from a kp level basically) and am trying to get enough skillz to get them to serve a whole meal made by me, to be honest, well you gotta have aims aint you.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:28, Reply)

Nice!
I am mostly sticking to single pan dishes, slowcooker casseroles and stuffed chicken breasts.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)

stuff chicken breasts with chorizo and you've won

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:03, Reply)

I learnt how to make mushroom duxelles
from a shooters sandwich recipe in the guardian.

Some of that plus some blue cheese is fantastic stuffed in a chicken breast and wrapped in pancetta.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:11, Reply)

holy shit imma try me somma dat

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:21, Reply)

it is the bizzomb
and it freezes well.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:39, Reply)

alright SSG

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 11 Jun 2011, 23:35, Reply)

Trying to book a campsite in Bruges
Vague movie tie-in.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:04, Reply)

i appreciate the effort

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:04, Reply)

I appreciate your appreciation.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:05, Reply)

do we fuck now?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:07, Reply)

Probably.
You should know that I turned down sexface though.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:08, Reply)

well that did make me smile,
so fair play.
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:10, Reply)

she's also pretty fecund
so get your child support chequebook ready.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:18, Reply)

it is a good job i ejaculate prematurely enough not to be properly in then

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:19, Reply)

I'm green with envy

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:27, Reply)

my spunk must be lumpily envious

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:29, Reply)

tbh
I just like saying "fecund"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I recommend a whisk and a low heat

( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:07, Reply)

Tomorrow I'm going to do my nails at my mum and dad's.
Use THEIR cotton wool and narnish remover innit.
My dad made me buy the biggest ladies' shoes I could find today.
I know they're not for him because he's only a size 6 and a half.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:33, Reply)

I just made the mistake of starting to watch..
..Once Upon A Time In The West.

I may be up for a while now.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 0:57, Reply)

this season I've been capturing the matches we won or drew on MOTD
and I've been watching a bunch of them this evening and I can't stop.

Only team to take a point from Old Trafford this season...
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:05, Reply)

If memory serves that'd make you a West Brom fan
I was at OT for the 5-0 stuffing of Birmingham, bet that one broke your heart.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:14, Reply)

hoho
in the bigger scheme of things I'd like Midlands clubs to stay up and even match London but yes, local rivals getting stuffed is always fun.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:40, Reply)

Me too
I inherited my support for Man Utd but I grew up in the midlands. I like to see Leicester and Derby do well.

In other news I made a lovely chilli tonight and I have a bit left over. I'm thinking of sticking it on a piadina with some cheese on top tomorrow.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:59, Reply)

can't hurt
the piadina is the halfway house between a tortilla and a taco.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 2:09, Reply)

i would like to see that movie, i have heard that it is brilliant

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:06, Reply)

I'd imagine it would be better going into it not thinking that
But whatcha gonna do?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:10, Reply)

of the three shit bottled ciders available (magners, bulmers, gaymers)
gaymers is the most agreeable.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:05, Reply)

I've heard you love the gay...
...mers
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 12 Jun 2011, 1:08, Reply)