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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Can you have FreeFair back please.We all know we'll eventually hurt his delicate feelings on /talk and because you're all inherently nice people you'll welcome him back so we can save ourselves the whole hour it'd take for this to happen if you just had him back straight away. Thanks guys, I love you.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 15:54,
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We don't want him.I think what he's done is gone to the wrong board first. We all know QOTW is where people we've bullied go, it's not the other way round.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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Working his way to the top.Next thing you know he'll have 8,000 front page posts like F*iz
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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it's a paradigm shift.he didn't help himself though.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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I heard that if he stayed any longer Monty was sending his brother round to decapitate him.(
Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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who did you have in mind?I've got a couple of ideas...
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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I think we should list who would cope the worst.1: Darth
... next question
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there are some matters where you and I see very much eye to eye(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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I'll swap you him for Gonzo full time?Maybe even take Lampito off your hands to sweeten the deal?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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no waythose two are good value.
you can have Darth and Bobby.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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They'd come crawling back before the end of the hour. (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Darth wouldn't have stopped crying that soon(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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if he does it's only because he's been slowly toughened up(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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if he doesn't have a total piss fit he'll be fine(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:14,
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Fuck off am I goingI can't be bothered to work out who's actually alright and who's just a cunt all over again
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we're all cuntsbut your penchant to have fits will be your death sentence there
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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That might be more convincingif it wasn't coming from you, who I know full well to not be a cunt.
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OH how I wish I were....but honestly, I think you could get on well there
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:38,
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your words make me sad. (
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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thank fuck for that(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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I dunno, you've given us 4 people for 1 queef, this doesn't seem fair.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09,
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you drink out of gays?what kind of big gay are you?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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I might have caught the gays from Darth.I need something to cure me. Suggestions?
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there is no known cure(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:23,
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Oh.What about visiting clubs of ill-repute with those metal things ladies gyrate around?
Does that work?
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you have to get it fucked out of you by a man(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:26,
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Plenty of givers.(
Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:33,
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We're getting screwed here, what's wrong with you PC? Why not fuck off to links yeah?(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:13,
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Are they real girls that are normal though or are they girls that use b3ta?(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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Nothing that some afternoon bulimia won't fix(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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Dude, stop ragging on this one.She's a stripper and shit and totally puts out because she's empowered.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:28,
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Woah woah woah.We've got enough people who want to kill themselves thank you very much.
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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Nah, I start work for the MOD in a month,I'm not risking this place during working hours.
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you of all people etc.(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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But the season doesn't start for another few months and girls know nothing about football.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:21,
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yeah you do don't lieSPAIN WAS ROBBED!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:28,
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you'll be finethat's all it is, JMG, footie, and eurovision
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:29,
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I hid JMG so I'll only get two thirds of the experience(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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don't worry, Chompy will love you no matter what(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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I liked all the acts that had fingerless gloves onregardless of their singing ability.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:44,
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they sell them in New Lookthanks to stupid Rihanna.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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very wiseand also congratulations
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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you are so pathetic.Like this pathetic. I'm putting my arms really far apart.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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thank godI thought everyone was going to leave me hanging
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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your flid arms don't stretch very far(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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it's relative to my flid height though, so it still means the same(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:14,
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hmmm, I think I'd need a second opinion(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:15,
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so you're trying to argue that Chompy is not pathetic?you have no evidence.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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after Applebite's post a bit further downI've concluded I'm with you
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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we use it when practicing our pole dancingto remind us what we're doing it for.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:52,
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to develop the strength to fight him off?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:06,
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No that they're only poledancing for the approval of men obviously(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:09, Reply)
You know when teachers put their hand shakeyly up to their forehead and say "I'M THIS ANGRY"Does this mean, because flids can't do that, that they're never that angry?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:32,
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don't do itdon't want you sliding right out of my arms and into a pile of apple peel.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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*loosens collar*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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That's right, Sharing is Caring.You have him for a while.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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Hey Kristine, do you reckon I can pull off the phrase "all up in his grill"?I want to but do you have to be from the block to say that shit?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:09,
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You've got to be able to synchronise the finger snapping and head bobbing.(, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11, Reply)
I've got that downand I'll chuck in a lip pursing for emphasis
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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They weigh my earlobes down!Maybe I'm just not cut out for being from the Bronx.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:15,
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if you don't have the earrings don't do the snap(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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I can do the People's eyebrowalbeit thin and now scarred eyebrow.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:16,
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Wrenchfacelolz(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:19,
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I'm going to give you a matching onewe can be scar buddies!
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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I think you could totally pull it off, just say it like you fucking mean it.(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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Who?(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:00,
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Yes thanksJust wrapped up a monster case, so am on here for a bit while my next one loads up. You?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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Ahh, good good. Another nonce off the streets?Not too bad thanks, although the Boss is in a foul mood, so we're all being very nicey-nicey round the office, it's dull as shit.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Teen gang murder this timeBest to keep your head down, eh?
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Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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Oof, fucking hellAye, when he's sat at his desk is the only time I'm daring to come on here, aside from that I'm simply not taking any chance on it.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06,
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Monster pedos; it gets worse by the dayHAPPY CANDLE DAY
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Thanks baldy(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:03,
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Just noticedHappy Candle Day!
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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Gracias Senorita!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:06,
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Glad work is going well as well(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:14,
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It's not funny.I'm actually quite sad that the day has finally arrived.
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The way you have described it is amusing, but I do feel for you.My best friend has always been a bit thin on top and he's definitely losing it now. He'll just have to rely on his charm and wit, the poor cunt.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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I'm picturing you running your fingers through your thick luscious locks as you say thisstop mocking Al with your superfluous tresses.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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I don't think I meant superfluouswhere's Vocabulary Boy?
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:30,
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Thank fuck I don't have to rely on my charm and wit.How's stuff? I've seen photos of your work, it's looking awesome. Making many sales?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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thanks, I'm getting quite a fewand I'm learning how to use Twitter to my advantage, it seems to be generating more interest. I've got some showcases coming up as well and some people who want me to provide samples for photoshoots and things so it's all quite exciting. A huge purveyor of corsets said she liked my designs as well today so that made me happy.
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Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:46,
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Why thank you ma'am!(
Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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You can have himHe'll keep coming back
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:01,
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What if it turned out to be a girl?Would you have her then?
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mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:02,
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A newbie girl, talking about politics?EDIT: Let's face it, I'd be up there like a rat up a drainpipe.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:04,
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A conservative girl? bound to be a horsey munter(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:05,
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Not you sweetie, but a fully-fledged-signed-up-from-birth-young-conservative(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:10,
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Don't think it's true myselfI've said it before to BGB, but Conservative lesbians are generally the hottest lesbians
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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If it was a girl Chompy would have sniffed her out already(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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I find /talk awfully confusing, it needs it's own FAQs(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:07,
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yes because /talk is known to give sensible answers to questions(
Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:08,
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Not THE FAQsBut one that explain what the fuck /talk where talking about
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:12,
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Aside from some of the links that link to other websites entirely, it's the funniest place on b3ta.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:11,
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I don't think it's possible to list every post in order of popularity, sadly.(
mike woz ere 7442200 & 7696970 getter, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:18,
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Sqeeky 13 is my personal favourite'The orthorities'
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:22,
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That is a long list of people who have failed talk(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:24,
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It's a great list though isn't it?I lurk over there most days, it cracks me up.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:27,
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It's disappointing that she finally took the hint and fucked off(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:31,
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she's a fucking idiotshe tried to tell me about how Obama was going to take "everyones guns" and she knew it because her "mate lived there" and he was going to do this and that and blah blah
I was like, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about, you don't even live here, why do you care, shut up
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:37,
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Although, someone really should take all of your guns(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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Are you a gun freak?Why do merkins love guns so much?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:54,
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No, I'm not. I'd like to go to a shooting range or maybe hunting, but I don't own a gun.I think it's something that's ground into you since you're a kid.
Around here a lot of people go hunting so they like to have different guns for that. Some people have guns for home safety.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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How does owning a gun make your home safer?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:00,
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I suppose if you tell someone you're going to shoot them in the fucking face the'll probably fuck off(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:07,
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Definitely not, as my afternoon has just brightened somewhatAlter Bridge, a band I've wanted to see for a couple of years are touring later this year. Fuck yeah!
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:34,
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The support for them is Black Stone CherryAnd I've heard very good things about both.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:40,
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They're also being supported by Nickleback Lite (Theory Of A Deadman)Going to be £30 though, fucking hell.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:58,
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Listen to Theory Of A Deadman, you'll see what I mean.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:04,
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Wikipedia lost me at "Creed"song recommendation please
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:48,
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Metalingus is the only named track I know, but they're superb from everything I've heard.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:50,
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Nowww.youtube.com/watch?v=cq9j5JaMEEU
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:51,
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Sounds pretty average , they're not really pushing any boundriesnot awful though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:53,
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did they do that song Blind Man?edit: google says yes, in which case I agree with Monty's judgement.
They're certainly no Clutch. Although Clutch's last album was a bit shit. They'd smoked too much draw I suspect.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:05,
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Aye, they're not really breaking any new groundBut they're very good at what they do.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 16:59,
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Both bands are highly rated by Classic Rock mag so I've had single tracks on their covermounted CDs.Both I find OK in a non-wow way.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:05,
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If something is new - but good* - that's fine by me. I'm not a complete imbecile.*Jim Jones' latest band, for example. But on the whole the new bands I hear are just shit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:12,
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I agree, and while I'd quite like to share some of the bands I listen to, I'm aware that it's likely no one else will like them.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:14,
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I'm always willing to listen to a new bandI might not like them, but it's unlikely that I'll lambast you for it.
I love hearing new stuff. 2 of my very favourite bands have been recommendations from people on here.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:18,
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Shakin' Stevens and The Goombay Dance Band.CHECK 'EM OUT NAKERS, THEY'RE WICKED.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:24,
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I frequently find myself put out that Planet Rock and other such classic rock type mediaoverlook bands like Bigelf and some of Clutch's output. and Black Mountain.
Outstanding bands that embody everything that the aforementioned media pupport to be about.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:10,
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Most people don't have good taste.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:13,
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very truespeaking of which, have you listened to Black Mountain yet?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:15,
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I've not. I might give them a YouTube this evening.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:18,
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tries to join conversation*barrier of smugness is too thick*
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:16,
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it's working Montythe tiresome proles are being kept at bay!
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:17,
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Give it time, we'll all be joining in.Although I'd bet serious money that Darth secretly listens to Coldplay.
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Today I listened to thiswww.youtube.com/watch?v=7Cn7ZW8ts3Y
Which was rather relaxing to work to
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:23,
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I'll have a listen to that when I get home.It beats the sound of the cunt with the masonry drill stood three feet away from me.
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proles! no chance sonny jim.(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:25,
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Last night I watched some Mahavishnu Orchestra live footage on YouTube.It's technically impressive but a little bit pompous and flashy - but excellent musicianship - excellent rhythm section. I also listened to some live work John McLaughlin did with Carlos Santana - pretty trippy stuff and redolent of Steve Hillage at times. I found it more listenable than JM's solo noodling.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:31,
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Bye everyone!not you Freefair you are dead to me
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 15 Jun 2011, 17:27,
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