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Moments in historyIf you could have witnessed any moment in history, what would you have liked to seen and why?
Alt: Lunch.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:26,
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When woman discovered fire.Ryebread with cheese and quorn.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:28,
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I don't think seeing a woman walking out of a cave to see a bloke with a fire he's just lit would be that special(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:29,
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The only thing man delighted in discovering was his penis.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:32,
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everything else he discovered to shut woman up(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:32,
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he delighted in discovering his penisI then implied that he discovered everything else, and that he did so to shut up the nagging women around him.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34,
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alternativelyyour face makes no sense
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34,
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What instead of putting my penis in it to see if I can fuck it?(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:33,
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what has a man done to you recently that has made you go all irrational?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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Just sparring a bit.Don't get your knickers in a twist.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:37,
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I'm notjust curious. It seems like regression, and you were doing so well ;-)
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:38,
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I recently had a minor bump but I'm back on the straight and narrow.(
girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:39,
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glad to hear itwho was the minor bump?
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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A daily delight for most men(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34,
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Make sure you have Tuna Suprise tomorrow.You've been run down what with having a cold and I reckon a nice bit of tuna will sort you out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:35,
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Or a cake.A nice cake from the bakers.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:37,
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one of Zeppelin's mid-70s Earl's Court gigswould have been absolutely amazing.
Being a safe observer of the meteorite that wiped out the dinosaurs (if that is in fact what happened...) would be pretty incredible too. Or a significant volcanic eruption.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:28,
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The crucifixion of JesusJust so I could point and laugh.
Alt: Pork & apple curry with spinach and potato, on rice
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30,
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pork and apple curry?that sounds both wrong and great
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:32,
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It works very well, just add it right towards the end(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:34,
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If you like to laugh at people being totured to death surely being present at a freshly dug pit in a Russian Forest in the 1940's would reap more entertainment(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:37,
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Nah, they were innocentJesus deserved it, the hippy.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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The Byzantine Empireunder the rule of Justinian I, I think. Although Basil I's reign was also quite interesting.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:30,
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He started as an Ice Cream manBefore opening some care homes and then health clubs. After than he became a Dragon.
I don't think it would be that interesting.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:36,
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Woo-Hoo!I've not been asked to LTI for a few days.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:39,
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Are you getting Justinian/Basil Imixed up with Duncan Ballatyne?
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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ByzantineBannatyne
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:41,
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Actually, didn't Justinian start off from fairly humble beginningsa peasant family, then his uncle was in the imperial guard and adopted him. So very similar.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:50,
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you sound like a fat dinosaur(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:10,
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I'd like to have have been in Galleli when Jesus walked on waterI would have pointed out that the cheating bastard had stilts on
ALT: Beef and horseradish andwich and chicken and ham sandwich + fruit
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:31,
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I would have liked to see the Atlantic pouring into the dry lake where the Med now is(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:33,
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That'd be awesomethere'd be dinosaurs and panic and Gene Hackman leading the survivors up a Christmas Tree.
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Kroney, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:35,
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I'd witness the bit just before poor poor Marilyn topped herself.I'd try and stop her.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:40,
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Her candle burned out long before, the legend ever did.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:42,
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Nooo! She would have ended up as one of those stretched and tucked old actresses.Better to remember her the way she was.
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:43,
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*opens the door*(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:48,
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Posting the same reply or idea as somebody before.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:54,
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Posting the same reply or idea as somebody before.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:55,
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She wouldn't.She'd have got help and been happy and wrinkly like Jane Russell.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:50,
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Back in the day in RomeJust to see what day to day life was like then
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Noodles with green pepper, red chilli, brown mushrooms, light brown chicken, dark brown soy and shit brown peanut butter
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:41,
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European Cup final 1979 or 1980, I'm not fussed. If I have to choose something that happened outside of my own lifetime, it'd be finding out what the fuck happened to Atlantis
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Re: Atlantis.It was the Stonecutters.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:47,
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They also made Steve Guttenberg a star.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:53,
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I know. Most irresponsible of them.Makes you wonder if the metric system's all that bad
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And who would really win Oscars if the event wasn't rigged.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:57,
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Just being around Jesus I think before he started really annoying the religious authorities.And find out exactly what he was smoking, or just to see if he was genuinely a nice bloke.
Lunch- beef salad sandwiches with a hefty dollop of horseradish sauce- best of all the sauces.
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So, you'd like to be Jesus' wood work teacher.Yon know what Jesus, you are not really cut out to be a carpenter. Have you thought of something you would like to do instead?
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:51,
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The crucifixion I thinkor getting to walk round the Domus Aurea (without being seen by Nero obviously)
Alt: two bags of hula-hoops and a can of coke
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:49,
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Would you eat Jesus's easter eggs and then claim you had no idea he was going to come back from the dead?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:51,
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There was no way he could eat all the chocin the days before he went back to heaven anyway, so he wouldn't mind
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:55,
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Would you go to the last supper as well.Just to see if they had Vienetta for dessert.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:59,
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crucifixition?(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:52,
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hahahaha I meant the crucifixion, you saucy minx(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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See if it happened/ if anything supernatural happened(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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slinking through the shadows to catch the resurrection...Amberl, the first creeper(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:21,
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Alt: artichoke, mozzarella and olive garlic salad with riceI have literally only eaten wedding leftovers this week
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Haven't tried that combinationI'm most fond of the hearts, in salad
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hollandaise is great(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:10,
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I only had my first one a couple of years ago.Truefact!
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girlinthehole, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:03,
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You poor northerners, deprived of even slightly exotic vegetables(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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Just a touchspinach more so
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:20,
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Anything Religious to see if it was true.
The fall of pompeii
The JFK shooting from the grassy knoll to see who it was.
Homemade salad and strawberries. Im on a health kick.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 12:55,
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Are you a fat virgin?We seem to be collecting them at the moment
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:01,
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Don't worry, we know you were the first.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:03,
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My pleasureThe health and wellbeing of OTers is of great concern to me, what shall i file you under:
Sweaty perv
Stalky loner
Over the hill
fat virgin
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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Can I phone a friend..?
Just put me in your pile. I'm guessing angry jobsworth.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:26,
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I'd like to see the moment that one of you uses your amazing hook up for me to meet n-dubz :) :) :) :) :) :)alt: it's only breakfast here, I may just have a soda
oh I have irn bru at home! I want that now :(
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:07,
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Irn Bru sucksthere's something wrong with people from the North and Scotland, they like horrible drinks, like Vimto
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:09,
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never had itIrn Bru on the other hand, is amazing
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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Add Vimto to the list of things to try when you make it over the pond!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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Do notAdd Ribena, it's awesome as you would say
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:19,
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I'm a bit confused Ape.Are you suggesting you add ribena to vimto or for K to just drink ribena?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:20,
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Add ribena to the list you crazy bastard(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:24,
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K will spend all of her time being force-fed regional delicacies.Everything from the Munchy Box to Monty's chemicals.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:26,
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it is a hideous conconction of take away meats and shit; donner meat, fried chicken, onion ringsit also doubles as a euphamism for Bella's mimsy as these are both things that AA likes to eat
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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he doesn't like tohe just can't help himself
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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I don't care for Ribena either(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:16,
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I've still to try Vimto I promise to correct this before pier day.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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If it's breakfast time why not make yourself a nice fruit smoothieOr 'a charming Darth' as it's known in the UK.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:12,
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How long have you been waiting to wheel that out?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:13,
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I just thought of it.I rarely call Darth a bender. Unless he is handing out points.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:14,
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because I work in a garage, there's a shortage of fruit, ice and blender(
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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that reminds methere's an old shop near my mate's house called Exeter Fruits, and the proprietors name is the same as Labs real initial and surname. I must remember to get a picture of it.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:15,
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n-duz annouced a two year break this morning Krizza...(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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OFFICIALLY?!!!!Why did no one wake me when it came on the news :(((((((((((((((((
Actually I knew they were taking a years break, but now two?!
Fine, KP and Tula it is!
Who's got the hook up???
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:19,
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*stabs you in the face*I just don't see why you people want to hurt me so?
First it's "DON'T COME TO THE UK!"
Now it's "*massive grin* HAHA N-DUBZ BROKE UP KRISTINE!!! LOLOLOL"
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:22,
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I'd love you to come to the UK, I think you'd make a great Englishwoman(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:23,
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I wouldn't be though, I'm American and I love all the things you lot hate.Like N-Dubz, Katie Price, Bud Light.
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Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:30,
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We're giving you a taste of your bullying(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:23,
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The Battle of CrécyWhy? Because it would have been well smart innit? 2nd choice Kristallnacht for the same reason.
Alt: None of your fucking beeswax, sunshine. Got it?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:17,
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You've got too much of *that* for a honky.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:18,
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Just had a quick look at the info on that battleFucking hell, what a massacre!
Also, that's made me realise that I'd quite like to have seen the Battle of Plataea.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:19,
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I would also dearly love to have been presentwhen the Spaniards first went to Central America, to have seen what it was like before they fucking destroyed it all from greed and religious intolerance. I’ll bet it was amazing.
I’d also like to have been present at Trafalgar, the trouncing of the Armada, Masada, Flodden, El Alamein, Rorke’s Drift, Waterloo, Stalingrad, Battle of Issus, fucking hell loads of them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:33,
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If he was really there, he'd wet his drawers and hide.(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:36,
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I would join you in Central AmericaI bet it was fucking brilliant.
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Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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I'd like the see the first time someone [blacksmith, not sure what it's called?] made a crown. (
Lisette von Falcon, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:34,
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depends what the crown was made of(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:35,
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horticulturalist(
Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:37,
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Monty is an haughtyculturalist(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:38,
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the first crown was made by Elizabeth DukeAnd was sold for £3.50 - although it had a suggested retail price of £4.80.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Jun 2011, 13:39,
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