I have dark chocolate hobnobs.
That is all.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, 6 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Dark chocolate is evil and must be stopped.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

YOUN ARE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You are wrong on this matter.
The Reverend has spoken.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Someone's putting it up swipe and now his entire company knows about it
and all you can talk about is biscuits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

or about nobs more accurately

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

i don't really mind them knowing about it as such
it's HOW he goes about it that i kind of object to sharing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

The main thing is that we know.
And the porter knows.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

maybe because I don't give a shit about LOLOMGZLOLZ emails
But I quite like biscuits.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

But just so you know.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

anything with shitty dark chocolate on it
is no biscuit!

curry next wed, the others think should be ok. i am in cambridge at a meeting, but should be back in time for some mango sauce action!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Wait a sec, _next_ wed? I thought it was this wed?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

It's this wed for you
and next wed for them.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Oh Great ! Conspiring to get me to go to a resturant all by myself while they all laugh at me from the other side of the week.
God, it's like my prom all over again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I wasn't invited at all, Gonz
I mean sure, they are probably paying a huge practical joke on you and will be laughing at you from across the street as you cry tears of loneliness into your pasanda, but at least you're worthy of notice.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Why would they do this to me? Am I really such a horrible human being?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Going by the evidence Gonz, I'm going to have to say yes.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I read that as "dark chocolate boobies"


and I don't even particularly like chocolate. Sad times, Grammsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I like breasts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

mmm. breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hello Badger dear
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Busy.
stupid fucking work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I feel your pain
Been stupidly busy the last few weeks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I haven't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ugh.
Inferior to milk chocolate in every way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Good for sore throats, apparently.
Dark, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Well screw you
cause I've just had an ASDA pretend toffee cornetto type thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Their "Bubblegum" flavour lollys are really nice, I don't know where 'bubblegum' flavour comes from, but gosh darn it, I sures do like it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I've not tried them.
mr b3th brought me a tub of their 'cheeky chimp' ice cream in lieu of Chunkey Monkey, and it was absolutely rank.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks once did peantubutter and toffee ice cream. I'd give away a testicle for that to come back onto the market... or banoffee and peanut butter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Make some!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

One day !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Make it the testicle that's hurting you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

It's stopped hurting me for a few hours now, maybe getting it chopped off would be a bit rash?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

it has a rash too?
you should really get that looked at.

*looks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

should have booked you in at the same time
as the guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

How are they?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

still at the vets
I get to pick them up in an hour. When I phoned Higgs was wide awake (she said it in a voice that probabyl means he's being trouble) and Boson was a bit dopey still
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah, we get that when Biscuit is kept in
"He's awake and very vocal" - means "He won't stop crying and barking"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

bubble gum flavour is the work of the devil
as is bubble gum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

What is it though? I mean, the flavour ! How did someone invent it, did they just mix up a load of chemicals?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I think it's mallow, sugar, and vanilla

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I want to say there is a fruityness to it, but don't know what fruit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

there was a crossroads
some challenges, the rest is kinda hazy, but hell's a bit fuller now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You are Robert Johnson AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

She is Ralph Macchio
and *I* claim my five pounds.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)