oh no second
oh dear. was just emailing the bloke and it was a little bit NSFW, shall we say. only after pressing "send" did i realise he had emailed me from his work account. and he is on holiday. so his secretary will probably get it. sheeeeet. i have grovelled and he says it's fine, but i still feel really bad.

for the techies: if something gets "firewalled", do IT automatically get to see/read it? for everyone else: what have you sent by mistake that you really wish you could recall, and did it cause fireworks??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:33, 160 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Firewalled emails are typically forwarded to your parents and the vicar.
If they've got version 6.3beta or above then they're also printed in comic sans in the local parish newsletter.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

woah,
there's no fucking need for comic sans.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

No, that's not true, there are cases when Comic Sans are OK.
In the same way, there are times when AutoTune is alright, like when songifying a meme, but it is _not_ ok, I repeat, NOT OK, to do so on a comercial track to the point of robotronning your voice or in a YouTube video that is blatently a comercial enterprise by some f'cking emo-hair'd little prima-donnas.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:02, Reply)

achewood.com/index.php?date=07052007
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:05, Reply)

ARE YOU SENDING HIM PICTURES OF YOUR BUM???????

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:35, Reply)

Depends on the setup
It could be that they get so much that they won't read everything, just delete it after a set period of time. Could be that they read the lot and compile an internal news letter of the best emails caught that month.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:36, Reply)

especially if they have pictures

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Can't he just go into his work email acount and delete it.
Or am I being an idiot again.
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:37, Reply)

Not if it got caught in the spam/firewall filters

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

But she was replying to his email.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

Doesn't matter
If I reply to one mate's work emails and say the word 'bitch' it gets filtered and he never sees it.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Ah I see.
Never used this system. Being a small company, we're still using hotmail : /
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

this is precisely what happened (well, slightly sluttier than the word "bitch")
i noticed the address too late, and emailed him in a panic, saying ARGH SORRY. and he replied "oh, i never saw that email, what did you say that was so bad?"

fuck. am total idiot.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Eh it happens all the time
So long as it wasn't riddled with personal details, just a bit of steaminess, then you'll be fine.
*Quick hacking montage with fancy graphics and buzzwords like 'mainframe' and 'backdoor'*
Wow, he's quite the filthy creature isn't he? Being able to take an entire knee is quite the talent I guess.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

there are many reasons why i love you
they are all in here. filth AND reassurance in one giant pierced package!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Less of the giant, and that's only two reasons
But I'm feeling the love, so I'll let you off ;)
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Yeah Lab DUH.
Either she's shitting herself cos it's gone to his secretary cos he's on holiday (in which case he could delete it before the secretary got to forward it to the whole office)
OR it's been firewalled. But not both, right? Yeah? Right.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

OH!
so firewall means no secretary?

this makes me feel a bit better. i am totally IT-illiterate!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

If it's been firewalled, the smelly IT people see it.
If it's been intercepted and stolen by the secretary, the whole office and your fella's mum will see it.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

I imagine that the IT nerds have probably wanked themselves into a stupor by now.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I certainly have
and I haven't even seen the email.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:47, Reply)

Imagine, people on the internet finding out about your sex life.
Whatever next?
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Blogging.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Bl d
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

she should just copy and paste it on here
so we can discern how much trouble she's in, right?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:39, Reply)

he works in finance
so i guess nobody will believe he actually has a sex life.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:40, Reply)

Did you mention the other day that his name is James?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

yes
but i am not always entirely truthful about simple facts like names ONLINE!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

Can anyone remind me of what Piston_Broke's first name is?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

"dreary"

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

pfft

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

someone will be insulting swipes missus next

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

after this i suspect that i will neither have nor be a missus
but if you saw pics, you wouldn't insult him - BGB, back me up on how hot this dude is!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

*licks finger, touches shirt and makes hissing sound*

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Is he FreeFair's dad?
He's part asian too.
And he's your dad as well, so now you're the sister and stepmother of you, who is also FreeFair.
Ouch.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:42, Reply)

god damned
time travel
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

I'm not saying it's true, but I heard that Swipe knows all the dance moves to the wormulus cam

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

Have you ever seen Swipe and Wormulous in the same sauna???

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

I'M NOT A PERV ROOTA

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

You look about perve

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

You look like your fairy godmother forgot to visit you before the prom.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I can't believe you just called my wife a bag-headed brass.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I said she looks like Vanna White.

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

*breaks down*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

I love you for reminding me of
This
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:48, Reply)

You can't tell Swipe is there because she's in the bathroom
But I'm fairly certain they dance all the time
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Wearing nought but a single scarf between them

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

WOAH

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I could be wrong but I heard Labia Majora likes to film Swipe and Wormulus scarf porn

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

With moves like that, how could anyone NOT want to film it?

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

YOU

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:41, Reply)

Did it feature a series of photographs
of you in full Anne Summers nurse's outfit, tending to a large, sweating, porter who looks like he might be about to combust?

Just a theory you understand...
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

Erm, I'm assuming he's reading his email whilst away
so won't he just get it?

Or do you actually know it's been firewalled?

Also, what Shambles said. Ours are also distilled for top content and sent to a local skywriter.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:43, Reply)

because he didn't get it
therefore it must have been firewalled. sad times.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Not firewalled, Just caught up in an email filter don't worry about it,
it will be lost with all the viagra ads and Nigerian scam emails
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

if it has been firewalled
usually you'd get a notification or he would.

My suspicion is that his secretary swings sapphic as well as hetero and is currently frotting herself unconscious over it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

funnily enough, this is one of his biggest fantasies too.
he likes to think that because i can't count, i won't notice 3 instead of 2...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

TMI now Swipe
I'm sending this to IT
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:04, Reply)

You don't have to
IT already know about it. That's why we're here.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:07, Reply)

They get posted in a massive font to the LCD telly in reception,

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Look, the main thing is, someone's putting it up you.
Embarrassment passes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:49, Reply)

^This
Hahahaha!
( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

I have dark chocolate hobnobs.
That is all.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Dark chocolate is evil and must be stopped.

( girlinthehole, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:52, Reply)

YOUN ARE

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

I agree

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

You are wrong on this matter.
The Reverend has spoken.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Someone's putting it up swipe and now his entire company knows about it
and all you can talk about is biscuits.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

or about nobs more accurately

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

i don't really mind them knowing about it as such
it's HOW he goes about it that i kind of object to sharing!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

The main thing is that we know.
And the porter knows.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:55, Reply)

maybe because I don't give a shit about LOLOMGZLOLZ emails
But I quite like biscuits.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

But just so you know.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:01, Reply)

anything with shitty dark chocolate on it
is no biscuit!

curry next wed, the others think should be ok. i am in cambridge at a meeting, but should be back in time for some mango sauce action!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

Wait a sec, _next_ wed? I thought it was this wed?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

It's this wed for you
and next wed for them.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Oh Great ! Conspiring to get me to go to a resturant all by myself while they all laugh at me from the other side of the week.
God, it's like my prom all over again.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

I wasn't invited at all, Gonz
I mean sure, they are probably paying a huge practical joke on you and will be laughing at you from across the street as you cry tears of loneliness into your pasanda, but at least you're worthy of notice.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

Why would they do this to me? Am I really such a horrible human being?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:04, Reply)

Going by the evidence Gonz, I'm going to have to say yes.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I read that as "dark chocolate boobies"


and I don't even particularly like chocolate. Sad times, Grammsy.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:53, Reply)

I like breasts.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

mmm. breasts.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Hello Badger dear
How are you?
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Busy.
stupid fucking work
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

I feel your pain
Been stupidly busy the last few weeks.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I haven't.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Ugh.
Inferior to milk chocolate in every way.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:56, Reply)

Good for sore throats, apparently.
Dark, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:59, Reply)

Well screw you
cause I've just had an ASDA pretend toffee cornetto type thing.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:18, Reply)

Their "Bubblegum" flavour lollys are really nice, I don't know where 'bubblegum' flavour comes from, but gosh darn it, I sures do like it.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

I've not tried them.
mr b3th brought me a tub of their 'cheeky chimp' ice cream in lieu of Chunkey Monkey, and it was absolutely rank.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

Marks'n'Sparks once did peantubutter and toffee ice cream. I'd give away a testicle for that to come back onto the market... or banoffee and peanut butter.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Make some!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

One day !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Make it the testicle that's hurting you

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

It's stopped hurting me for a few hours now, maybe getting it chopped off would be a bit rash?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

it has a rash too?
you should really get that looked at.

*looks*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

should have booked you in at the same time
as the guinea pigs
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

How are they?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:38, Reply)

still at the vets
I get to pick them up in an hour. When I phoned Higgs was wide awake (she said it in a voice that probabyl means he's being trouble) and Boson was a bit dopey still
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Yeah, we get that when Biscuit is kept in
"He's awake and very vocal" - means "He won't stop crying and barking"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:43, Reply)

bubble gum flavour is the work of the devil
as is bubble gum
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

What is it though? I mean, the flavour ! How did someone invent it, did they just mix up a load of chemicals?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

I think it's mallow, sugar, and vanilla

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

I want to say there is a fruityness to it, but don't know what fruit.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

there was a crossroads
some challenges, the rest is kinda hazy, but hell's a bit fuller now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:35, Reply)

You are Robert Johnson AICMFP

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

She is Ralph Macchio
and *I* claim my five pounds.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Everything goes through the firewall whether its blocked or not
they guy who looks after ours is always running to our office saying things like "Guess who is looking at dog porn!"

The email filter is something else though,on ours if an email is blocked its deleted, mainly because 98% of the email coming in is spam and we can't store it all.
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 15:54, Reply)

Ours gets filtered for keywords and if there's a hit it gets sent to a quarantine mailbox.
Which we then occasionally trawl through looking for salaciousness and, if we find it, we all have a good laugh.

Edit: It only stops being funny when there are pictures. People get sacked over pictures.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

To answer the alt question
I'm pretty sure the manager who got fired for sending out pictures of her gaping, post-coital anus regretted sending them.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:11, Reply)

why the hell would anyone do that?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:15, Reply)

That is a valid question, but more pressingly
Why would anyone do that from their fucking work email account?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:16, Reply)

it makes as much sense as freezing your poo
into a dildo shape in your work fridge's freezer compartment
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:17, Reply)

I don't send pictures out from my work email account.

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:19, Reply)

that's more likely to get found out
I mean who the hell looks in teh freezer compartment at work? And are they really going to go to the effort of DNA on the poo?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

To: [email protected]
Subject: GOATSE

Has anyone seen my ring? No, not that one! I lost my wedding ring
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

I've never been married. That ring was shopped in later
as they felt the original picture didn't have enough gravitas.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

gravit
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

that, if anything, was the problem

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I did something relatively similar once
before I moved down here to England, mr b3th had sent me an email with some 'stuff' in it to my work account. I printed it off so I could 'savour' it at home later. Only it didn't print. so I sent it again. And it didn't print again.

Then I realised I'd sent it to the network printer, and I had to go to the training dept. office to fetch both copies. Gah.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:21, Reply)

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

I know!
The company was a vocational training centre, so there were loads of rough blokes in overalls hanging about,as well as solderers, welders, vapid bints learning how to file, and all the trainers too.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Dangerprint
Can you reach the printer in time?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:29, Reply)

Not on this occasion.
I was at the other end of the building.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

hahahaha!!!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

Why didn't you just forward it to your home email account?
Or do your emails get filtered outbound?
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:25, Reply)

This was back in the day
I didn't have home email. Or, indeed, internet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

I forget sometimes how recently this has all come about.
At least to a mass audience.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

our courtship was conducted solely by telephone,
and stealing the work laptop in conjunction with my dad's BT dialup account.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:37, Reply)

Courtship?
Yes, definitely Pre-Internet.
( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:41, Reply)

Hey, I'm old.
I make no apologies for that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Stop using the word "firewall"

( Kroney, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

fireball

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:22, Reply)

XL5

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:24, Reply)

I don't get it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It was a TV show, many many moons ago

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

It's an old TV show from prehistoric times
Gerry Anderson, I think.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:27, Reply)

HEY!!! NICE NAME!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:59, Reply)

My ex once sent me a filthy text message
What she didn't know was that I had borrowed my mums phone to text her because I was out of credit.

Unrelated I work for Tremough IT Services which means I work for TITS, do I win five pounds?
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:26, Reply)

Yes.Yes, you do
but only if your work email is [email protected]
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:28, Reply)

I'm afraid the tits domain was already registered.

( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:30, Reply)

norks.com?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:31, Reply)

similar story
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:32, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Carry On b3th
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

You wouldn't happen to use photo ID, would you?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Yes but it has the universitys name on
Rather than TITS

However my Work Shirts Say Tremough ITS on them
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:39, Reply)

Ahh
Well, if you're looking to get new photo ID made anytime soon, and your company outsources, please feel free to *ahem* point them in the direction of
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:42, Reply)

We are a very large institution with many students
We make our own ID cards
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Guessed as much
Ahh well, any way we can drum up business, we try.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:48, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0DqQfk66OI
( Peej, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Hahaha
Very true
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:13, Reply)

I wrote an email saying how my boss was being intolerable
And sent it to my boss rather than my colleague. Luckily he assumed I was mucking around and sent me one back slating my recent performance. That was a bonafide *phew* moment.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 16:45, Reply)

When I used to be Mohandas K Gandhi's secretary
I accidentally sent him an email meant for my brother that went ON and ON about 'smelly darkies' and how they 'steal our jobs' and how he was a 'fucking nonce who slept with underage girls claiming it was to test his willpower' but that 'that hogwash might have worked on his dimwit fanclub but not me' ETC ETC.

Luckily he was the forgiving sort, eh readers?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:08, Reply)

He clogged up the loo before you used it something wicked though
Bloody vegetarians
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:15, Reply)

YEAH.


(alright?)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 17:21, Reply)

firewalls don't block emails
you've no idea what you're talking about.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Tue 12 Jul 2011, 22:15, Reply)