If you smoke black hashish before bed the murky waters of Lethe will wash your dreams away before waking.
Guaranteed. I didn't remember a single dream between about 1990 and last year.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:10, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

This is rather poetic, isn't it? Check me and my classical allusions out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:12, Reply)

*checks out*
*winks and makes obscene gesture*
( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

*poses for discus statue*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:17, Reply)

*fetches hammer, chisel and lube*

( girlinthehole, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:18, Reply)

It's not that hard to get his pants off, surely?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Oh Monts, you silly sausage, self medication on banned substances is not a path to go down.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

That way lies smugness, stupid beards, Justin Bieber hair and a tendancy to gurn like a twat when playing the guitar.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

did I mention that on my stag do I was given a pink I love Justin t-shirt and an I heart JB hoodie?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

I think, lusty excluding, if there is any life on here that I wouldn't want to have for my own, it would be Montys.
It's not really that I think it's a terrible existance, that's irrelivent... it's that he does.

If there is anyone else's life on here who I _would_ want, aside Field Ping Pong Boy, it'll be yours.

But in general, I think I'll keep to my own life, I wouldn't want to inflict it on someone else... on here. If we're not including people on here, then I'll go with swapping out with Will Smith.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

If you swapped with Will Smith
you'd have to be friends with Tom Cruise and David Beckham, and put up with two insufferably precocious kids.

But there would be the whole 'hot wife' thing, though. And there may be wife-swap parties with Tom Cruise...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Yeah', and I'm not sure if I would have to become a scientologist.
It really annoyes me, scientology, because it makes me think of a relgiion based around science, when they're more based on what appears to be homeopathic principles.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I think they're more based on some compklete charlatan and his idea of making a name for himself. and lots of money, obviously.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

I believe he is once quoted as saying something along the lines of
the best way to make money is to invent a religion
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:07, Reply)

It's more based around exploiting the weak willed for financial gain.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:06, Reply)

fucking well is.
people have been smoking that shit for thousands of years. Much better than sleeping pills and stuff I'd say.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

I need some nice hashish for aiding sleep
the green I have isn't doing the trick.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:25, Reply)

The smell of my neighbours' green is starting to piss me off.
I feel ashamed bringing guests in and watching them smirk, like "Neighbours with Cheech & Chong, eh?"
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:26, Reply)

they must be toking a lot
you have to keep up a pretty steady stream of it for it travel far out of a house in my experience.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:27, Reply)

I live in a big house turned into four flats.
They are the first floor. They should close their living room door.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

ah I see

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I read 'neighbours' as 'nephews'
and wondered why you hadn't confiscated it off him. You know, for his own good and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

I dooooon't smoooooke de reeeeeefeeeeeeeeer

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:31, Reply)

does your neighbour live in a single room with 3 other individuals?
one of them a male and the other two female?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

RIS

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

it's from Beyond the Valley of the Dolls
and is also sampled at the beginning of the Sublime version of The Toys classic song "Smoke Two Joints"

She was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male, and the other two, well the other two were females. God only knows what they were up to in there... and furthermore, Susan, I wouldn't be the least bit surprised to learn that all four of them habitually smoked marijuana cigarettes... reefers.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Hahaha, I thought you were referring to Man About the House!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:37, Reply)

you're old beyond your years, young Roota.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I share some bizarre cosmic connection with Robin Tripp.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I'm more like Mildred Roper

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Haha me too.
yoothajoycelolz
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:46, Reply)

oh man we are totally sistren.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:49, Reply)

The Russ Meyer film featuring the Strawberry Alarm Clock?
Great film.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

I honestly don't think I would even recognise the smell if I did come across it.
I've never smoked it, and wasn't really cool enough to be offered it as a kid. I'd probably assume it was pot pourri or something.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:33, Reply)

I never smoked it til I was 20, and even then I mostly smoked stale resin.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:34, Reply)

The worst of all the resins.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

This worries me
I have noticed several times when I am sitting on my back doorstep enjoying a smoke, that my neighbours back door will suddenly slam shut. I guess I am making their kitchen stink. They've never mentioned anything, mind.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I wonder how much the neighbour can smell when I'm enjoying one outside the back door.
I don't think they care though, even if they can smell it.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

I haven't mentioned it to my neighbours, but it stinks and it is annoying.
It's a sensitive subject, because despite how chilled someone might be in their attitude towards it, it's illegal and people get uncomfortable discussing it.
I, and maybe yours and tangedupinblue's neighbours would rather you used common sense and courtesy and contained the stench in your own bleeding house.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

given the layout of my garden and theirs and the locations of their doors/windows etc.
I highly doubt they can even get a whiff of it.

Your situation is somewhat different though. Not shutting the door is just plain rude.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Their front door is closed
but the living room door where they're smoking it must be open, hence it comes out into their hall and under their front door.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:53, Reply)

in that case
I reiterate that they must exist in a constant thick fug of smoke for it to seep out that much!
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It really does smell like someone's upset a skunk.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:57, Reply)

They are growing it.
The end.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 13:34, Reply)

nah, the landlord lives downstairs and bursts in with the windowcleaners with only a few hours notice.
And they know this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Stupid laws spoiling my fun
Smoking in the house is not an option as I've got a kid (plus it stinks).
I have started attempting common sense and courtesy by lurking at the bottom of the garden instead, but I'd prefer to be able to sit on the doorstep and listen to the radio at the same time.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Well tuuuufff titteh, get to the bottom of the garden.
The door slamming is the very british way of telling you they don't like it stinking up their kitchen.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Awwwwwwww don't want to *pouts*
They don't need to slam the door to show their Britishness - he has a rather fetching tattoo of a bulldog which takes up most of his back. Classy.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:10, Reply)

I bet his back is lovely, slender, and free of blemishes too

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:21, Reply)

Do they have kids?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Nope

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:43, Reply)

they're not god-botherers or anything, are tehy?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Haha no, I don't think so

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Fuck 'em
If you can't smoke outside now, then civil liberties in this country have reached an all time low.

Hack their phone to find out what's bugging them.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:00, Reply)

tangledupinblue is now going to smoke at the bottom of the garden.
This issue has been resolved. /CAB
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 14 Jul 2011, 12:05, Reply)