That is some nasty freaky shit in Norway.
I would happily kill lots of people, but not indiscriminately. I would follow my list. I'd also give my victims a chance to change their ways.
Who's on your list?

Alt: Have you ever been to a tiki bar?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:22, 59 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

*does that thing where they drag their arse along the floor*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:31, Reply)

Yeh I came down at 7 this morning with the kids and bought up the news
Scary. They all seem so calm and composed, even the survivors. Wouldn't get that in America.
( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:40, Reply)

I know, that little 16 year old who hid in a cave with her fella. How matter-of-fact.
I'd still be getting the smelling salts, they wouldn't get owt out of me.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:44, Reply)

I'm particularly enjoying the comments on the Fox News coverage.
"These kids were attending at Labor Party Youth (Socialist indoctrination) camp. These were the future Democratic Socialist Leftists that were being raised to destroy the country even more. They have affiliations with Socialist International and the Party of European Socialists. If this man was a native he was probably acting out against the Socialist traitors in his country that have sold out the people to
Radical Leftist ideals and Islamic takeover. The same thing is happening here in America and the day will come when American patriots will have to stand against the War that has been declared on us by Islam,
Socialism, and Foreign invasion."


Sadly, the post that claims that the arrested guy must be a patsy has already been deleted. It appears that some things are too stupid even for Fox...
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:49, Reply)

Ah-ha!
"From the sources that I have read he was practicing Islam."

Well, that seals it, then.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:52, Reply)

You get a lot of Neo Nazi's practising Islam
*facepalms*
( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I'm dying to know what those sources might be.
*suspects PrisonPlanet*
*googles*

Oh. PrisonPlanet is even less sane. They're blaming the European Union there.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:59, Reply)

I find it offensive that Fox use the word "news" in their name

( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:53, Reply)

How the fuck did that channel happen

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Murdoch

( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Fox News is genuinly scary, they make the Daily Mail seem left wing.
American fundamentalist christians are just as bad as any other fundermentalist, and a lot worst than quite a few of them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:12, Reply)

No matter what wing they are, it just seems so amateur and 'made-up'.
It would not seem like news to me even if they were saying things I agreed with. And how quickly they get a little graphics intro to a 'breaking news' item, I can't help but think they're all in the back, pre-produced to cover any eventuality. There's probably a little graphics animation already made in case a "Giant Kangaroo destroys Fiji".
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

www.milkandcookies.com/link/60337/detail/
( djtrialprice, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:27, Reply)

Wasn't that the episode that attracted complaints from Fox News
which were quietly dropped when someone pointed out that Fox makes The Simpsons as well?
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:33, Reply)

It was hard to find that clip
because I kept getting results for a more recent parody that had Fox News with the tagline, "Not racist, but #1 with racists."
( djtrialprice, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Haha

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:02, Reply)

They should be even more worried.
I'm a Party of European Socialists activist, and I've been paid to train Obama's campaigners.
( Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:14, Reply)

If 84 have been killed I wonder how many have been injured

( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 9:55, Reply)

sadly probably in the hundreds.
Maybe not physically but mentally - seeing something like that happen would be a horrendous experience to go through.
(Poppet some assembly required., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:29, Reply)

this was his facebook before they removed it. More youtube vids than /links
mg.co.za/uploads/2011/07/23/andersbehringbreivikfacebook.pdf
( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:11, Reply)

Wow, he's a freemason.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:15, Reply)

It all makes perfect sense now

( djtrialprice, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:20, Reply)

*declines to comment*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:22, Reply)

Oh great, oh fine, oh I see.
So one freemason decides to shoot up 80 children in a holiday retreat and conspires to blow up a town centre, you reckon that's what they all do ! For the record, there was no monday meeting at the local masianic lodge, exchange of the right handshakes and signs, kissing some sort of stone-mason's tool such as a compus or set-square or whatever, followed by a conversation about how to kill and hurt innocent children !

In no more way that all the liverpoodlians wear shell-suites talking in a language entirely made of the words "Calm down, calm down" and then go about stealing hubcaps and hood ornimants ! In fact, I can't believe you would think that, you've shown your true colours here this morning, I feel sorry for the poor girl who has to marry you, hopefully she'll see sense at you blatent ras...no...xeno....no....predjist ! Yes, your hatred and predjist.

I'll pray to the great archetect for you, and hope you mend your ways.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Does it matter what degree he is?
The first 3 are gimp ones, slightly more influential than the Lions Club. The freakier ones are the 4-33 ones.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I donno, didn't get past the second, decided most of my lodge wouldn't live to see me take the third on account of partally me not bothering and partally them being so old.
I'm interested in The Connaught Club, or whatever it's called.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:40, Reply)

They're having monthly drinks on the 4th.
At the Freemasons Arms. Big surprise!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Oh cool, are you part of them lot? What's it like? I like the age-cap.
In Brighton there was a pub, I think it had the same name, which was a synagog SLASH freemasons place, they had all the signs plus a few stars-of-david.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:47, Reply)

Nah, just Googled it.
I was asked years ago, through being a member of the Conservative Club. And I'm not a Tory, they just had a cheap snooker table.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

I went down the labour club down the royal free, you just know those chicks put out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:54, Reply)

At Uni, I went to every Fresher event going, particularly the ones with free booze and food.
I got laid at the LIberal Soc. Labour, Conservative and SWP were crap.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:07, Reply)

I like how he seems to have decided that he has certain degrees
based on the assumption that he's spent thousands of hours reading, and that has to be worth something.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:25, Reply)

I like that.
Pleased to meet you, I am Dr Roota, PhD,Lolcats.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:31, Reply)

Don't you work at a university?
You can probably get all kinds of degree by osmosis.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:34, Reply)

Yup, I'm just extracting a tooth.
From an elephant.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Ooops.
Sorry if I distracted you.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:37, Reply)

How much Novacaine does THAT take?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:46, Reply)

He does have a crap taste in tv and movies.
And PC games.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:32, Reply)

He likes a lot of things I like :S

(PsychoChomp, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 16:03, Reply)

As a photographer, I'd kill - no humour meant - for that photo.
The 2 coppers carrying the kid.
Through being in bed, I missed out on the Manchester bomb in '96.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:29, Reply)

I got loads of photos of the Ealing bombings
No-one cared
( Peej, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 10:51, Reply)

Photography doesn't pay like it used to.
As everyone has a digi cam, and a camera phone.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:05, Reply)

and fucking HDfuckingR
quite bored of it, now
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:09, Reply)

It's very overused.
Same as PS filters, totally unnecessary.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:13, Reply)

it's like people think the most important thing about a picture
is high contrast and sharpness, which is bollocks.

I heard someone put a Henry Cartier Bresson picture up on Flickr and it got flamed!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:16, Reply)

Yeah, well that's Flickr.
Re the sharpness, I still use Vaseline on Sky filters for portraits, to get soft focus.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:20, Reply)

haha, cute

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:22, Reply)

If it works mate.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:24, Reply)

totally
I'm all about the low tech fixes. The most fun camera I have is my beer can camera :)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:28, Reply)

I got really into pinhole cameras at one point.
I heard about a guy in Scotland who made one from a Wheelie Bin. He didn't have a car, and used transport it on the bus. What a star.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:38, Reply)

hehe
is that Justin Quinnel? Wait, I think he's from Bristol, so maybe not. Anyway, you should look at his work, he has all these pictures taken from the insides of his mouth.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Never heard of him before, but I've just had a look.
Good stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Oh, and I've no idea what a Tiki bar is.
Probably some sort of Kon.
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:00, Reply)

Why have I never watched Arrested Development before?
It's hella funny.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Oh fuck yeah
It just gets better and better.
( djtrialprice, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 21:27, Reply)

everyone off doing interesting things?
I'm supposed to be but it's hard motivating myself to go. What's up with that?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 15:24, Reply)

What annoys me is that the death of Winehouse (although also tragic) is probably going to get more attention when it comes to the news later tonight.
(I Am Plague @Mistication92, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:16, Reply)

She's the voice of a generation, who cares about a load of dead spakky kids
Does EVERYTHING have to be explained to you?
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:30, Reply)

Amy Winehouse was shit
and frankly, I'm surprised she lasted this long. I'm going for a curry now.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sat 23 Jul 2011, 19:35, Reply)