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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I am ever so slightly dying here.
Rouse me with your thrilling weekend plans.

Alt: which country do you dislike most and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:37, 181 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
I'm sadly missing a curry cook-off tonight
I'm watching the football tomorrow, then that's about it. What a joyous life I lead.

Alt: France, the people were ruder than anywhere else I've been.

On the upside, I'm looking at buying my train ticket for the bash next weekend. Price is currently £35 for a return, hopefully it'll stay about that price.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:39, Reply)
That's not too bad, actually.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:41, Reply)
Aye, I know
I'm planning on getting the train down fairly early on Saturday, but aside from that I've no idea what I'll be doing before the evening.

Am considering a museum, but don't really know where I'd be able to go.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Have you been to that there London before?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:44, Reply)
Years back
Never on my own. I simply mean I'm not sure where I'd be able to go without getting completely fucking lost, and being hideously late to the bash.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
it's not hard to find your way round london
unless you are a spasti.....oh
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Hire one of Boris's bikes and take a ride to peckham, you'll love it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:47, Reply)
Tower Bridge and the Tower of London
are nearby.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
If you've got a smartphone and google maps, you can get anywhere.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
This is what I'm thinking, but with a bit of planning ahead

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
I fear I may be with my daughter or fannying about with records etc
or I'd gladly take you to see some shit.

Museum of London is excellent and in the right part of town-ish...
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Not to worry
Cheers fella, that looks excellent.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)
Baby stuff, WHOOOOP!
The worst country is Scotland, because it is full of Scots
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
Oi!
cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)
I thought you lived in Weston?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)
if Weston were a country
it'd be much worse than Wales
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)

wales Mordor
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
This is true.
But his implication was that God's Own Country was shit because it was full of Scots.

He can kiss my pasty Scottish arse.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:48, Reply)
I like Scotland
and the Scottish
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:50, Reply)
Did you know that they have their own language?


It's English, mixed with alcohol
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)
poch ma hon, sassenach.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
What?
Haggis?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Something about Bigfoot and The Hendersons I think

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:57, Reply)
I am cooking tomorrow, for friends like.
Got a city stag tonight, I might have to bird out of that.

Alt: Wales - the people. Fucking awful.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
It was the mrs' birthday yesterday
so we are having a curry tonight and getting lathered.

Tomorrow we are [censored to prevent boredom]

alt: Wales. It's just not as good as England or Scotland, and the people who live there can't accept it.
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:42, Reply)
The the Devonshire tradition of having your annual bath on your birthday

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)
no, we just like having house/foam parties

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Might be meeting HATD for a couple of drinks in Bristol
then on Sunday it's London for a good time. I'm rather looking forward to it.

Alt: I dislike France because it's the done thing obviously
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:43, Reply)
Going to neighbours for dinner tonight,
BBQ then open air cinema tomorrow.
Sunday nothing
Monday (which is also a day off) meeting a friend for lunch, location of where we go will be based on the amount of money I've spent this weekend.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
Open air cinema is showing Avatar, ET, and then Back to the future.
For everyone who wants to know.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
I think ET is shit

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)
I fucking hate ET
the moaning little shit
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Oh, so that's what you called your daughter

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
I think it's great,
BMX races, stealing vans from government agencies, all good fun.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Et blatently used that long finger to rummage around in E-L-I-OTT

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I haven't been to an open air cinema for years.
What are they showing?

EDIT: Thanks
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Avatar, ET, and then Back to the future.
Can't you read??!?!
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
Also dying
fooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooook

Spain. Bunch of lazy good for nothing locals and downright dodgy ex-pats.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:45, Reply)
I have no thrilling weekend plans.
as unlikely as that may seem.

Alt: They're all shit.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:46, Reply)
Off to London for shits and giggles.
And if I see a geordie looking prick in the street some casual mindless violence.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:49, Reply)
When do you think you shall be free for a drink?
Or is that no longer feasible?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Saturday at some point mate. I will let you know where I will be as soon as I know.
when I say drink that also means maybe a dooby in a park or sumfink.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:21, Reply)
Pretty sure this is gay slang

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:43, Reply)
Wedding tomorrow, mother-in-law's birthday meal Sunday
Thrilling stuff. Probably some Ballroom practice too. Fuck yeah.

Alt: Used to be Australia from a purely cricketing jealousy point of view, but now I just pity them. Similarly it was Portugal, because they cheat at football, until some Portuguese people gave us a lift on our epic hitchhike. Let's go with Belgium, just because it rained all week when I went there in 1995. Yes, that's a good reason.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:51, Reply)
Cleaning, cooking and stomping around in new boots.
Africa. It's too hot.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Not really a country though...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Yes I know it's not a country but a continent.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
You are Sarah Palin AICMFP

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Chock-full of sambos too.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
Russian martial artists?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
I don't get this.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Sambo is a russian martial art. I think.
Or I could be talking bollocks.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Hahah I hope you are right.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
going to a wedding,
then booking my own wedding. I've decided I hate weddings.

Alt: Wales. Because of the people, and the accent.
(DeeDee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:52, Reply)
Hello old timer/seriously sporadic poster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)
Hi
whats new?
(DeeDee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:54, Reply)
Pussyclaat.
WHOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOOOOAOAOAAOOOO.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:55, Reply)
God you are hungover aren't you.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)
surely still pissed if he is Tom Jonesing.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
in the last 9 years?
Er...Monty is broke, Darth is Gay, Al is a pain, Bobby is an idiot, i am a spastic etc etc
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:56, Reply)
more like in the last week or so.
I went on holiday so I missed my usual O/T lurking and now I need to update my notes on you all...
(DeeDee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
In the last week
Someone is angry with Al, Bobby I think.
BGB is teh sexeh still
Darth has got cock AIDS
Monty was found licking the paws of a cat in Brick Lane
AA kept posting pictures of himself in a shit t-shirt
Brossword still likes Breasts
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Ape still can't spell
Ape is stroppy cos he's not getting any sleep
Ape's real name is... *threatening glance*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
My real name is achingly beautiful

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
that's a strange name

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
INORITE
Stupid hippy cunt parents
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
It's not though is it

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)
Hahaha
Remember this from yesterday? I could answer all of those questions.

I don't know whether to feel proud or ashamed.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
Go on then
Not the name part, I don't doubt that
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
purple
seven
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Nope
And nope.

The drawing board is that way...
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Hell yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
I resent this
You could have incorporated some other untrue memes apart from mine
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Pipe down, fag.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I am not an idiot, I am special.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
of course you are
*pats on the head*
(DeeDee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)

*LICKS SCREEN*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Differently abled.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
alternatively skilled actually

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:03, Reply)
I don't understand why anyone would be hating on the Welsh accent when there are so many other more deserving candidates

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I hate Midlands accents and west country as well.
they just make everyone sound thick. If Stephen Hawking had a Welsh accent no one would take him seriously.
(DeeDee, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
westcountry isn't actually that bad
fortunately I don't have one, but it's much less grating than most
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)
I find west country kinda cute in a lady
unlike any accent south of Watford
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Thrilling you say?
Well I have a five year old's birthday party to attend in the morning and a one year old's birthday party to attend in the afternoon. I honestly can't understand why people wouldn't want children, when they could spend their weekends doing shit like this. The rest of the weekend will be spent smoking as much marijuana as I can, before going on holiday without any.

Alt: I find people to be abhorrent the world over and consider countries to be transient states barely worth recognising.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:53, Reply)
*shakes hands*
Hate knows no borders.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Derision sans Frontieres.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Hahaha
First click of the day
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Haha
I'm sure the French could get behind this more than those Médecins do-gooders
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
alt: Spain
At the moment I hate all Spanish and anything to do with the fucking place.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:58, Reply)
Not Julio Eglesias though, SURELY?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
is that Enriques' dad?
utter cunts the lot of em.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
Not Glenn Medeiros though, SURELY?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
isn't she a drink?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Nothing's gonna change my love for Glenn Madeiros

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Do Antonio Banderas next

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
PORTUGESE?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
If it's any consolation.
We all think you're a cunt, too.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
I don't
Bobby is simply in mourning for the loss of his beloved Cesc. In a week or so he'll hate all French, too
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
But the food? The wine?
The lay-deez?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
CUNTS

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Win, win win
Barcelona is my favourite city outsidde of Laandan town
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
DONTSAYTHEBWORD!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Why not?
Barcelona...such a beasutiful horizon
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)

*Weeps*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
Beelzebub?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
Barcelona. I'll text you tomorrow with my movements, usually one pooh before breakfast
and another before bed.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
BSE-BSE-BSEUDEO

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Subbuteo?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:27, Reply)
Genesis. Susseudeo.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)
Phil Collins actually
OH GOD WHY DO I KNOW THIS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:35, Reply)
Sorry Bobby
Barcelona is easily the most awesome place I've ever spent time in. apart from DisneyWorld, which isn't really a city per se.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
I had a blast
we went there on a field trip.

Within half an hour of being there 3 of us were in a police station listening to the cops beating a guy up a bit. I got totally hammered, had two of the best meals of my life and it's basically when I got together with Mrs V.

I intend to take her back there next year
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
Surely you're favourite place ever is Brighton?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
I've actually never been to Brighton
Unless FILM has lied to me, it's full of mods and rockers hitting each other
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
+on

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)
I've been a few times, it's pretty cool to be honest.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
BENDER

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)
HAITSFUNNYCAUSEYOU'REONE!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHA IRONYLOLS

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)
does this mean we're going out with each other now?

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Not as long as Ms Foxtrot has my balls in a metaphorical (occasionally literal) vice
One day, baby. One day.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)

*plots downfall of skinny blonde chick*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)
Good luck with that
This is meant sarcastically and as an indication that I think she could outsmart you. I don't actually wish you luck.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:34, Reply)
And poofs banging each other.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
I didn't see any of that happening in noted music documentary "Quadrophenia"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
i like brighton

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
*anti Spain motherfucking FIVES*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)

*FUCKFRANCOFIVES*
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I reckon it will be touch and go whether I even leave the house.
Don't want to do anything, can't be arsed. Felt rubbish this past week.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 10:59, Reply)
Too much chutneying around last weekend.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:00, Reply)
You should kill yourself
here is a song to cheer you up:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=lAF8D0ugyVk
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)
Radiohead are a load of old pony.
And so is anyone who likes their boring take on 'music'.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
First thing you have said that I have agreed with.
Utter bollocks.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Please don't agree with me.
My street cred will plummet if this continues.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
It's ok I still think you're scum so hold onto that.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I detest Lazy-o-eye. Wankers.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:13, Reply)
They make the most boring stuff I've ever heard.
I have tried to 'get' OK Computer on more than one occasion. They can fuck off.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:17, Reply)
*shakes hands*
The one thing I can say in their defence is that unlike many whiny ‘woe-is-me’ musical wankers, that bonk-eyed turd has a genuine reason to be miserable – he’s fucking hideous and his band are awful.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)
he looks simple and when he talks he mumbles and I hate that a great deal.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Ye Olde Clycke

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:39, Reply)
I rather like them

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
A boring one for me - again!
supper with the BF and his fat lodger, little chance of any horizontal jogging. Girls night in tomorrow night and doing a car boot sale on sunday afternoon. Then to the tidy tip to dump all the crap which did not sell. Followed by drinking copious amounts of cheap wine with a healthy dose of self loathing and hating life in general.
ALT: Haven't been anywhere I could not find something good to say about and not qualified to judge those I have not visited
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:01, Reply)

l t

You don't need to give us excuses why you're with him, you know?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:02, Reply)
Strangely enough
it is because I love him. I do find his autism very difficult to deal with though. There must be someone out there who does give a shit if their girlfriend is about to completely melt down and would be prepared to make the slightest effort to stop it happening. It causes me pain.Now I gotta go, signing on day.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
He's fucking bent.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
hahahahahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:15, Reply)
bloody must be
or just emotionally retarded.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
The idea of your BF doing jogging of any kind is hilarious and repulsive in equal measures.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:04, Reply)
he did
almost break into a run at opening time once.......
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
Hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:10, Reply)
i said almost
it would not be "cool" to do so........
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
The number of trains etc we've missed due to this policy is fucking ridiculous

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
You should run, catch the train
and leave whoever it is to catch the next train and be late.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
I can well believe it
though the speed with which he got me up and dressed down in Bournemouth was something to withold. He wanted to get back here to the pub, I finally put my foot down and insisted on fish and chips on the beach and a walk about seeing as we have not had a holiday or anything this year.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)
Your alt is shit: where's the ill-informed racism, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:05, Reply)
I do not possess any
as i am, despite what you may have been told, very well balanced. It is the thoughtless behaviour of others which causes me to kick off.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:07, Reply)
ah ok,thought of one I'm not keen on.
Wales. Nuff said.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
The country I currently hate most is Israel.
We have a support desk there and the guy I usually end up speaking to is the biggest dick I have ever had the misfortunate to talk to. I hate that patronising, ignorant cunt more than I have ever hated anything in my life. I hate him so much that the entire country has been discoloured by his taint. Just talking about it is filling me with impotent rage.

I do not have the words to adequately describe the depths of my loathing, but to get an idea, start at the Mariana Trench, keep going and be sure to wave to Satan on your way past.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:06, Reply)
it's been discoloured by the bit between his arsehole and ballsack?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:08, Reply)
The road to Grimsby

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
I thought that was the guiche?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:20, Reply)
Biffin's Bridge?
The Barse?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:23, Reply)
Thay are rude as fuck but they don't know they are doing it.
Like the Germans.

I dislike Israel but the large majority of Israelis I have met have been OK.

redseapedestrianlols
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:09, Reply)
Israeli tourists are loathed the world over, even more than Brits or Huns.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:11, Reply)
A massively imbedded siege mentality and willingness to incite needless violence on a mass scale will do that

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:14, Reply)
There are good reasons why they feel like this.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
No question
But everyone outside of Israel has short memories as regards these reasons
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:19, Reply)
They're cunts?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)
Spot on.
My "lot" as you referred to them last night.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:25, Reply)
Yeah. Cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:26, Reply)
You should start a Bee Gees tribute band with Woody Allen and Michael Winner
called the Heebie-Gee-Bees.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:28, Reply)
Surely you should be a Spurs fan then?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:29, Reply)
Fuck off!!
It's just Monty being the end of a bell.

My Mum's family are Jewish.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:30, Reply)
So THEY'RE Spurs fans
I feel your pain, mate. I fucking hate Spurs.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:33, Reply)
Impotence is nothing to rage about.
Apparently it happens to a lot of men.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:16, Reply)
Ugh, I've made myself really cross now.
I shouldn't have brought it up.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:18, Reply)
Did anyone watch the BBC thing last night on Afghanistan?
where it was filmed by one of the squaddies.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:12, Reply)
All I saw last night was Stunned poster and my pal Yeti being utter cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:22, Reply)
I need an adult and a translator, in that order.
I have replied to your drink question above on the left somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:24, Reply)
Off on holiday on Sunday
So Saturday will be spent running around like headless chickens, even though we've been very organised about the whole thing. It's alright to leave getting the passports out of the cupboard you're pretty sure they're in till the day before you fly, yeah?


Alt: Might turn out to be the one I'm heading to. The only other one I've been to is France and that was okay. My wife grew up in Northern Ireland and wouldn't be too sad to see the plug pulled on the place.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 11:42, Reply)
This weekend I want to....
Eat curry and lie in bed with lovely man or lie in bed and eat curry with lovely man or eat lovely man and lie in a bed of curry.

I dont dislike any one country, but I do dislike the inhabitants of those counties that like to think of them selves as superior as they practise a religion.
(Free pens 100, 101, 102 is still counting on, Fri 19 Aug 2011, 13:52, Reply)

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