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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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singalong
which songs could have been written about b3tans? i was thinking maybe:

"you're so vain" for kroney
"pretty fly for a white guy" must have been written about al
"surfing bird" for vipros
"hanky panky" for bgb
"private dancer" for applebite and kitty
anything by the carpenters for bert (he fucked his sister too, right?)
"get your hands off my man" for darth
and "s-club party" just has to be about monty

alt q: go on then, it's past 12. lunch?? i am going to strada, so am thinking minestrone soup with tomato & pesto bread...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:10, 176 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Pot fucking noodle a-fucking-gain
grrrrrrrrr

Fat Bottomed girls was written for all girls that actually exist on the internet which they don't.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:12, Reply)
Why a pot noodle again? Are you some sort of povvo?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)
He's married with two kids
Of course he's a povvo.

;-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
I cycle to work and they fit in a saddle bag and are light
and yes I have a wife, two kids both under school age that require expensive childcare fees plus a mortgage that cost £1000 a month

So yup I am a povvo
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Diamonds are a girls best friends
For ***********
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:17, Reply)
all of us?!

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:18, Reply)
MASH IN THE ATTIC

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Heeey

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
you can hardly deny it, buster
in fact, look at your fucking sig!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
"Suspicious minds"
for all of us. Every time a newbie turns up.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:20, Reply)
Always look on the bright side of life - Monty
In the middle of the night - chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
this made me laugh

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:22, Reply)
'Rock and Roll can rescue the world'- Electric Eel Shock
Monty's viewpoint rather than Monty

Alt: carrot probably.
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:21, Reply)
Night Moves - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:23, Reply)
it's funny because he gave into the relentless pressure of my childish sniping and put me on LOLIGNORE
so he will never know about all these tribute songs
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:24, Reply)
That is some achievement

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
i know!
i'm too nosy to put anyone on ignore, even apeloverage and his tedious short stories of doom!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
This woman is my heroine

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
it's funny because he makes out that he is all rational and never takes the internet seriously (unless it's to sleaze over the latest teenage student on here, which is srs bzness)
but this is just LIEZ ON THE INTERWEBZ.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)
I had him on ignore for a while but was missing too many amusing retorts to him

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
i think he's a minor dick
but no more than tedious. there are far far worse cunts on here, and i don't put them on ignore either, i am just too nosy.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
I disagree
But you've been here longer than me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
he's just self-righteous and thinks he knows it all when he is in fact no more than a provincial little dullard
he is not pure evil like some people!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
Trolls I can ignore
because they don't mean what they say, I feel somewhat sorry for them generally.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
SS club party more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:25, Reply)
hahahaha
das ist glorious work mein lieb
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
tenuous
just because it says surfing in the title....
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:26, Reply)
well the other option was...
.... no, there was no other option. but feel free to improve and i will change it!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
Surfing USA

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
never heard any beach boys songs?
or the spy who loved me, which is my theme tune
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
My theme tune is When the Levee Breaks by Zeppelin.
If I am ever in a Rocky style walk-out pastiche, that shall be playing in the background.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
My theme tune is the theme tune from Top Gun

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
No it isn't.
It's 'I'm an Asshole' by Denis Leary.

Sorry to be the bearer etc
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
urrrgh don't
my friend had that for her first dance ("nobody doooooeeees it better") and her husband is such a smug prick that it just irritates me now.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
No it's because you whine like a fucking bird.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
'Pretty Fat for a Bald Guy'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:27, Reply)
i am now actually laughing out loud
you are on form today
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
I'm in a really odd mood.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:32, Reply)
But is it dangerous?

(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
Potentially very dangerous indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Nowhere to Run - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Nightcrawler - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Coro-bacon Street

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
Hahahah THIS ONE WINS

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
not if you're vegetarian
personally i think the truth fairy is responsible for all the evil in the world.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
'Don't stand so close to me' - Amberl, Swipey, B3th
Don Can
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:28, Reply)
i think you mean
don't can

thanks for the offer, we're all flattered.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
I was implying that it's not easy to get physically close to you
Because of your MASSIVE NORKS
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
oh.
implications are no good, dude. you need to be specific.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
*sigh*
Beautiful South, '36D' - rachelswipe. Because she has MASSIVE NORKS.

Better?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
you're learning
of course "the most beautiful girl in the world" - rachelswipe would have gotten you EVEN FURTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Needs MOAR MASSIVE NORKS
Plus, I prefer not to acknowledge the existence of The Dwarven Tosspot Formerly Known As Prince whenever possible.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Every Step You Take - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:29, Reply)
d'you mean "every breath you take" ?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
Yeah that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
Dammit - I had that tune in my head but couldn't get the title for the life of me!
... and neither could Kroney as it turns out.
(BrianHequator was stretching owls, on, or around, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:30, Reply)
if there's a song called Kill me, kill me now, it can be me.
I have almost never had such a dull 2 hours and I have 4 more to look forward to this afternoon.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:31, Reply)
you could have "killing in the name of..."
i fucking love that song. FUCK YOU, I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
tempting, very tempting
And with that I am off for 4 more hours of "electricity can kill you, no really it can, you should be careful"
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
The Drugs Don't Work - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:33, Reply)
hahahaha
Teardrop - Chompy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:34, Reply)
Ring of Fire - Darth

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:35, Reply)
Mr Cellophane - Apey

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Happybara surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
It's from Chicago
It's about a bloke who everyone ignores, no matter how hard he tries. Completely unjustifiable and unfair, but THAT'LL LEARN YOU FOR BEING MEAN
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
Fat Bottomed Girls for...on second thought, probably not a good idea to finish that one.
The Lazy Song for Bobby
Mrs Robinson for BGB

Alt: A combination from last night, a veggie dish. Onions, peppers, chestnut mushrooms, sweetcorn, tomatoes and sweet chilli sauce, mixed with pasta. Very nice, but probably not the best idea, considering the rather large ulcer I have at the minute.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:36, Reply)
Bite the Pillow - Chompy
Fear of the Dark - Chompy
Entrails Ripped from a Virgins Cunt - Chompy
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
Fucked With A Knife - Monty

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
No, WITH A SPOON!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Feel Good Hit of the Summer - Monty

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I should probably have thought of that one.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:40, Reply)
Title really doesn't do the content justice

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Very much so

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
It must be said
that I think of him every time this pops up on my ipod.
(berk, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:54, Reply)
I urge everyone to join me in clicking the fuck out of this

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
it's funny because he won't have seen the thread, having me on ignore
so he will only see himjim's post on the popular page OR when he does one of his 15 times per day vanity searches. LOL for "out of context" confusion.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
You and I are thinking very much alike today
And not just about your norks, although that is a given
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
i have clicked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
i think you might have made those up
but it is MOST unfortunate that this seems to have turned into a chompy bashing thread. oh wait. un
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
Nope
Meldrum
Iron Maiden
Cannibal Corpse
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
oh jesus

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
This man knows the score :D

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
er
is the score 0-0?!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
He hasn't
I can't name who Bite The Pillow is by but it is a real song. The others are by Iron Maiden and Cannibal Corpse respectively.

Edit: Motorhead - 'Too Late Too Late' - Darth Foxtrot
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
Rape Me
Chompy Again
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:37, Reply)
OK *unzips*

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:38, Reply)
A link to Chompy's back catalogue
www.cracked.com/article_18431_8-romantic-songs-you-didnt-know-were-about-rape.html
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:39, Reply)
I didn't know Chompy lived in
Lincoln Park?! www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMtZfW2z9dw
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
Let me guess
"Hide yo kids, hide yo wife"?
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
"I'd do anything for love (but I won't do scat)" - Lampito

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:41, Reply)
'Someone Like You'
Chompy to Kitty/Applebite/Lampito/whoever's next
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
his other hand, for a special change?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
"It's Sunday night - I'm GOING LEFTY"

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:44, Reply)
"I have the 'There is a new thread and I didnt know so have been wondering why everyone stopped talking' blues" by The Horrible People.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
is this because you have swipey on ignore?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
noooooo!
gonz loves me
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
You knows it baby *finger guns*

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Nah', I'm still hoping for an invite to her orgyfest at monty's bash.
I just didn't check the main page.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:59, Reply)
The Safety Dance for all of us as we are cool as fuck
Creep - chompy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:42, Reply)
'One Night In Devon' - Vipros
'Smooth Criminal' - Barry
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:43, Reply)
I'll Be Over You - Chompy

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
'Objects In Your Rear View Mirror May Appear Closer Than They Are (because I'm in the back seat)' - Chompy

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I think it has to be Gold-digger for me, yes?
Damn I wish I was your lover - Gonz (to every woman on here)
I'm an Ape Man - Apey (obviously)
Fuck That Shit - Kroney
I wish I was a Punk Rocker (with flowers in my hair) - Darth?
Better than Today - Monty
Don'Cha (wish your girldfriend was hot like me) - BGB

How is everyone today? I'm going to pick up my sexy librarian specs in a bit. I am very excited.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:45, Reply)
ha
these are very good!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I still hate you a little bit

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I take it that was aimed at me?
I AM VERY, VERY SORRY BOBBY.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:49, Reply)
Let's say no more about the whole ugly business.
It's transfer deadline day and I have bbc, skysports, talksport and teamtalk to occupy me. As well as getting my ass kicked on deus ex
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
This is excellent

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:48, Reply)
I hate you too!

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:50, Reply)
haha
what do sexy librarian specs look like?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
Massive, and purple.
That really is asking for a sarcastic comment, isn't it?

I may well be posting pictures on fb later.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)
huh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:13, Reply)
Well, kind of like normal specs
but covered in jizz.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)
Goldie Lookin Chain special
'Charmschool' - Chompy
'Your Mother's Got A (strap-on) Penis' - Monty
'The Maggot' - Chompy
'Short Term' - Bobby
'You Knows I Loves You' - Chompy
'Your Missus is a Nutter' - me, obviously.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
Alisha's Attic - 'I Am, I Feel'
Chompy. His vanity search is going to crash Milton Keynes today.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:46, Reply)
I'm Like a Bird (sitting on a branch outside your window) - Chompy

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:51, Reply)
Rape me (please)
Darth
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:53, Reply)
Take a Dirty Picture - rachelswipe

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:56, Reply)
You all know me far too well.
That is all.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:57, Reply)
OOOOH! Can't believe I forgot this one -
I'm Coming Out - Darth Foxtrot.

Which he will quickly counter with -

I kissed a Girl - Darth Foxtrot.

I will then respond -

Ur So Gay - Darth Foxtrot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 12:58, Reply)
This is annoyingly good
Although you have a worryingly good knowledge of Katy Perry songs
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:05, Reply)
I like Katy Perry. And Kesha. And 3Oh3!
I have the musical taste of an eight year old girl.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Ain't no party like an S Club party

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

have the musical
of
/exotic meat thread is thataway -}
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
Tastes of rainbows and ponies.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:14, Reply)
"A C B" by Gonz

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:00, Reply)
haha

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
This is fun
Slipknot - 'All Hope Is Gone' - Monty
House of Pain - 'Top o' The Mornin' To Ya' - Rory
Example - 'I Don't Want To' - Chompy
Mansun - 'Wide Open Space' - TGB
Aesthetic Perfection - 'Living The Wasted Life' - Monty again
Bon Jovi - 'Bad Medicine' - Dr Shambolic
VNV Nation - 'Nemesis' - Bobby and Al
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:03, Reply)
8 Miles Wide by Storm Large
for TGB, surely.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
don't know what that is but do not group me with al please.
I am in his debt but still...

listening to it now, I get it. I retract the above statement, we aren't whatever the plural of nemesis is though.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
How are you in his debt?
This has got to be good
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)

He has very kindly sent me the Game of Throne books (and others) as text files.
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
That is awfully decent of him
Have you got a Kindle then?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:19, Reply)
my dad has and I am pinching it for America

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:25, Reply)
America eh?
When are you going? And where exactly?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:26, Reply)
October the 15th I think until Dec 10th, Chicago.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
Bloody wow
Awesome, have a great time mate. I'm sure you will.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
cheers bud, I will keep you updated via fb and here etc.
October 15th - arrive
October 16th - shot dead
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Leave the weed at home and you should probably make it through customs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
this is my big push to quit.
Then when I come back I will have a little doob and be completely mashed just like the first time. woohoo
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
After two months off?
Like fuck
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:38, Reply)
totally lolling at most of this thread

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
U and Ur Hand - ?????

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:04, Reply)
Twat by John Cooper Clarke
Rory Lyon.

Also We Are Detectives by The Thompson Twins for Chompy. "Last night when I got home, I had the feeling I was not alone.."
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:07, Reply)
Surely that last one should be Roota?
Happy Candle day, by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
I was going more for the creepy stalking vibe than the detecting
but cheers.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:11, Reply)
happy flicker day bud

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
chompy isn't going to see any of this is he?
what a shame.

Aint no rest for the wicked - chompy
All medicated geniuses - Monty
Another innocent girl - Chompy
Another runaway - Chompy
Anything goes - chompy
Army of me - Me
Art Bitch - Cap'n cavy
Back against the wall - Darth
Back off Bitch - TGB
Bring my family back - me
Butchers hook - Albert fish
dazed and confused - Monty
The deepest blues are back - AA
diamond dogs - gonz
fatally yours - b3th
gigantic - me
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:08, Reply)
yeah!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:10, Reply)

girlfriend in a coma - battered
go away - chompy
the good times are killing me - Monty
the hardest button to button - me
heart attack - me
here comes your man - darth
ho's in tha house - rswipe, kitty, applebite etc etc
hunting for withces - rswipe, kitty, applebite etc etc
I'm still your fag - darth
in the still of the night - chompy
jugs - amberl
the kids don't stand a chance - me
a kiss is not a contract - chompy
(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
Used To Love Her (But I Had to Kill Her)
Chompy, obviously.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:09, Reply)
Mrs Jones by any female b3tan who is self concous about their age.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:12, Reply)
"I kissed a drunk girl" by Something Corporate
Catface.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:15, Reply)
'Kids in America' -Kristine

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:18, Reply)
American Girl

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:20, Reply)
'Citizen/Soldier' for Edmund
or 'Trust me I'm a Doctor' by the Blizzards for the same.

Or possibly 'Underclass Hero' for Al
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:21, Reply)
"I wanna hold your hand"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Gonz surely?

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)
I was thinking more about Edmunds doctoring

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
what's mine then?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:27, Reply)
Core - Cardiacs

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:29, Reply)
Icon of Coil - 'Floorkiller'

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
B3ta anthem
'What The Fuck Is Wrong With You People?' - CombiChrist
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:30, Reply)
that's fair

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:31, Reply)
"Roll a D6" by Far East Movement

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
Hahaha
Sterling work, B3taday boy
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Bonkers - Dizzee Rascal

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
joining in too late as usual
Paper Planes by MIA

for Cameron and Clegg,

Eh eh eh eh politics fans
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:32, Reply)
I don't get it

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
all I want to do is bang bang bang kerching take your money
I believe it was a piss poor political satire
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:37, Reply)
Actually conservatives traditionally support lower taxes and would therefoere take les of your money
than a more economically left leaning party.

/lolotics
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:39, Reply)
I dont want anyone taking Les of my money
typo lolz...

Although I disagree with your statement, generally Tories increase taxes across the board as that is generically their tactic to increase national wealth, see VAT at 20% compared to the lefty ideal of increasing national stimulas and dropping it to 15%
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:42, Reply)
It was labour that increased VAT to 20%...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:14, Reply)
I know I shouldnt
But this statement is wrong, they put it back up to 17.5% after having dropped it to 15 to try and encourage people to spend money...
Osborne then put it up to 20% after the election.

Why do I now feel like I have taken a piece of dangled bait.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 14:46, Reply)
It's 'orrible bein' in love when yer eight an 'alf
Freefair.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:33, Reply)
HAHAHAHHAH

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Teenage Dirtbag - same

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:35, Reply)
Love is Cold - Culture Club
Kroney
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:34, Reply)
Orgy of the damned - all those that went to Todmorton

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:36, Reply)
You saw the pictures then?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 31 Aug 2011, 13:49, Reply)

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