It's going to be a long long day.
It's only 9.15am and I've already nearly finished my work for the day.
( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:14, 2 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Wank like you've never wanked before.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:15, Reply)

Not really in the mood.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

Rape yourself then.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

"I loved it, me slag"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:24, Reply)

haha.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:25, Reply)

I'll do that.
Fetch me a rubber band, three planks of 2 by 4 and a Canadian Mounties Hat.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

You know how when you get a ruler and put it to the edge of the table and twang it, so it goes Boyoyoyoyoyoyooyoyng.
I wonder, if you put your clit or the head your penis against the boyoyoyoyoyoing ruler, if it would feel nice.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:28, Reply)

Try it and report back
Then investigate whether a broom handle rubbed in chilli is nice to put up your arse
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:30, Reply)

No, it doesn't.
And now I've been fired too.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:32, Reply)

What about if you selotape one of those plastic disposable Dulux cock rings they sale in boots?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:34, Reply)

They sell what in Boots now?
Blimey. That's a change from when I used to buy Chuppa Chupps Whistling Lollies in there.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:36, Reply)

Yeah', in the family planning section, they do all sorts of stuff like wanking lubes and cockrings and condoms and pregnancy tests.
You don't want to go to your local one, but the one in the next town over. Just to make things clear to the casheer you should anounce "I DECLARE THAT I SHALL BE SEXUAL ACTIVE TONIGHT, AND SO HAVE BOUGHT THIS MASTURBATION PARAPHINALIA IN ORDER TO INCIST MY EFFORTS BETTER".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:39, Reply)

I tried, I really did, but I can't work it out.
to what your efforts better?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Ohhhh....
insist and paraphernalia
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

"assist" seems more likely
possibly crossed with "incite"
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 10:04, Reply)

Does it come with the dog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Could you not negotiat e a shorter working week, or flexy time?
Also, morning blousie, i am in a good mood today. i also haven't have a drink since Sunday, this must be the longest dry patch i've had in years
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:18, Reply)

I was out last night. Ugh.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:19, Reply)

As I ma now almost 'old', plus the fact I haven't had an uninteruppted nights sleep
for 8 weeks mean it hits me pretty hard the day after
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:21, Reply)

I can imagine
How are you and yours?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:22, Reply)

30 in Feb and the wee one is almost 9 weeks
she has started grinning like a loon, giggling and singing. I appreciate that this is of little intrest to anyone but :p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

That's great, is the little un doing well then?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:26, Reply)

She is very well, over 8 pounds now and growing out of her clothes alarmingly quickly

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

£8?
Get her on eBay forthwith
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:29, Reply)

Bloody hell, was she born incredibly tiny?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:33, Reply)

5llbs on the nose, then lost a little weight
she could sit in my hand, the little might
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:37, Reply)

It seems two mins ago since Liam was born and he is 2 in a fortnight

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:38, Reply)

Is it your daughter who has just started school?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:43, Reply)

Yeah, yesterday

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:48, Reply)

How's she finding it so far?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:52, Reply)

She likes it but it is "a bit scary Daddy"
(awaits paedo joke)
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:54, Reply)

Ahh, good good.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:58, Reply)

Poofter.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

You wish you Bertie

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:23, Reply)

I don't think that would work for this place.

( girlinthehole, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 9:35, Reply)