Monty has killed /offtopic
Anyone, going to be getting up for the Rugby world cup this weekend? No...well what are you up to you miserable shower of shits?

ALT: Perfect weekend

Alt: Guess the total weight of /OT and win some Opal fruits
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:08, 91 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Sympathy reply

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:10, Reply)

*tumbleweed*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Looks like everyone has you on ignore.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:12, Reply)

Apart from you, gay boy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:14, Reply)

Are you coming to the bash, you fucking wanker?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

The October one?
Might do, really depends on the wee one nearer the day I'm afraid
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:21, Reply)

Quite understand.
Should be good though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

I know, if i can get away I'll be there with knobs on

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Nice of you chaps top organise a London bash
2 days before I actually come down to London. Caaahnts.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:16, Reply)

I'm watching the rugby

(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:17, Reply)

Do you think NZ will bottle it again?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:19, Reply)

I think 'I couldn't give a toss'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:20, Reply)

I hope so
I have England and South Africa in the sweep.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)

Apologies otters
I have been stuck with "work" this afternoon. I do not like this at all
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:18, Reply)

' Apologies otters'
are they like the 'Bad News Bears'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Or "Apologist Otters"
They write to the Guardian apologising for digging up the riverbank.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)

OH DEAR LORD FUCKING CHRIST IT'S NOT EVEN HALF 3 YET.
Today is dragging so hard.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

You should have left a voicemail Gonz.
Days seem to fly by when you're in a blind panic.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

I've not even thought about that today really, well, a little bit.
OH GEE OH GOSH, she's so swell, like, really swell. And possibly maybe hopefully likes me too. And she's really good looking, exactly what I go for. And she's really kind and caring. DAMN IT, LIFE IS SO MUCH EASIER THINKING NOTHING WOULD EVER HAPPEN WITH ANYONE EVER SO I JUST FOCUSED ON GETTING A DOG INSTEAD.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:26, Reply)

I think I might buy starfox on my nintendo today

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

That was the first game i got for my SNES when i got it for Christmas in 1993

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:38, Reply)

Sweet !
You should buy a nintendo 3DS and starfox 64 3ds too, we can meet up and play multiplayer.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

I don't play computer games anymore really
that was when i was 11
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

I hardly play too, to tell you the truth, but I like playing on the tube sometimes when I CBA to read a book on the kindle.
Right now I'm up to a bit in Zelda that I really really hated.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:44, Reply)

HOW THE HELL HAS IT ONLY BEEN 40 MINUTES SINCE I POSTED THIS !???!?!?!?!?!!!
Seriously, I've got another 2 lots of these 40 minuites before I can go home.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

It's alright, I've already killed myself.
I just swan dived off the third floor balcony, in the end.
( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:22, Reply)

Not much
ALT: Knobbing

Alt: 20,764KB
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:23, Reply)

Non specific nobbing, interesting choice

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:24, Reply)

What ho Peejers.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:25, Reply)

Hallo Monty
How's things?

Dead quiet on here today... even tales of school japery are thin on the ground.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:27, Reply)

Innit. Dull as hell.
I am actually doing work to alleviate the tedium.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

Same...
...this is an unacceptable state of affairs for a Friday afternoon.

I'm too skint to justify fucking off to the pub.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Quiet night in at my daughter's tonight
so no booze allowed for me anyway.

Tomorrow night shall be ALCOHOLOCAUST though.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

To the ovens with you - and your Tennant's Extra
Sounds like Schindlers List crossed with Rab C Nesbitt.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

Kicking the face off a seagull.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love getting fun down to acceptable levels, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:35, Reply)

They are the squawking sea cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:36, Reply)

do another for me, eh?
I've not killed any winged vermin since I shredded a pigeon a couple of years ago. Poor form from the badger.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Make sure you get the one...
...that shat all over my freshly polished car.

And make it medieval.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

why isn't it home time yet?

(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:39, Reply)

it is in 20 minutes! Whoop!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

an hour and twenty minutes for me
I'm counting the seconds
(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:40, Reply)

6 o-fucking-clock for me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:46, Reply)

what a bummer.
And then we have to get up and do it all again on Monday.
(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:48, Reply)

It's just not right, DeeDee.
I bet you wish you were back in The Ramones sometimes, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:49, Reply)

Those were the days. Drugs, girls, guitars.
IT recruitment isn't nearly so fun :(
(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Hahahah I imagine not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:56, Reply)

It's been a long time since we had a recruitment consultant
in a bath choking on their own vomit. Sad times indeed.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

I'm not actually a recruiter, in my defence.
Just think how much you hate recruiters, then imagine spending all day fielding their queries about commission, etc. That's me. :(

Just the other day a senior recruiter tried to blame my team for sending an illegal worker on site.
(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I don't hate recrutiment consultants since I moved back to academia
admittedly, earning at least 50% less for the sake of not having to deal with the idiot cunts is a high price, but probably worth it.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I manage to fit all these things*in,
and I run an internet and catalogue business. Where's your backbone?


*girl singular nowadays, mind
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:58, Reply)

singular? so you say.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I'm incredibly lazy.

(DeeDee, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:01, Reply)

I'll still be here then too. Not that I imagine that to be any consolation.
Before 7.30 however I intend to have booted the back doors of a couple of bottles of white in.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:51, Reply)

Dry night for me.
Bed by nine from boredom I expect. Bit of reading about Kublai Khan and a pizza, I think.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:54, Reply)

ah well.
Your liver will be as hungry for booze as Darth is for cock by tomorrow night, then. win/win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:55, Reply)

You god damned crazy MOFO!
I'm having dinner with Irish people. Real Irish People from that there Ireland.

But since I'm running a half marathon (I may not have mentioned this) I can't really drink.

Or can I?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:57, Reply)

first year I did the Edinburgh relay marathon I didn't train but didn't drink the night before.
second year I trained for 4 months but did drink the night before and was marginally slower. I can therefore conclude that training is cock all use but not boozing seems to help. Mind you, that's hardly statistically significant, I could just have had a bad day the second time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:59, Reply)

You should totally not do potato
You don't want starchy carbs taking ages to digest before the run.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

I don't think the night before matters really
it'd be a beast of a potato if it took 12 hours to digest.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:00, Reply)

Like Joe Worsley's head

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:03, Reply)

The guide I read said to eat less protein and more carbs a few days before the run.
What if I actually ate Joe Worselys Head?
(Bazongaloid, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:10, Reply)

A perfect compromise

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:11, Reply)

I shall get up for the rugby
well, I say that. I'll get up at 9.29 and pause the telly then head back to bed with a cup of tea.

The rest of the weekend will be spent either watching/managing hockey, drinking, or feeding some cells I suspect. /OT weighs approximately 4.77 metric fucktons.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:42, Reply)

HAhahaha...office lol for metric fucktons after such a sensible response

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 15:45, Reply)

later losers, have a good weekend
try not to be poor/sweaty/Northern/pervy/rapey/shit and it'll turn out fine.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:05, Reply)

Bloody hell, is everyone on the cool board again!
I have a good weekend lined up. Some onanistic me time this evening. The lovely Lusty and her loser boyfriend round for top class scran tomoz.

I reckon a mixed mushroom starter and calves liver main. Lots of wine.

I will be watching the rugby. Manshit innit.

OT weighs approximately the same as the geeks that inhabit it.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:29, Reply)

1.21 GIGATONS

( Kroney, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Ha!
Sweaty, fat shut-ins.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:37, Reply)

man
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

That sounds NOMMO.
Good man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:33, Reply)

Don't forget to do a mix tape!
Otherwise it's Jeff Wayne, The Moody Blues and ELO for you.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I'm at my kid's tonight so I won't have time.
YouTube disco it is.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Cool.
Sticklebacks for breakfast it is.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:47, Reply)

StickleBRICKS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:53, Reply)

I did wonder.
Liquid lunch, eh?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:57, Reply)

I shall be showing The Lovely Blousie around Greenwich
for it is just on my doorstep and it has a park, an observatory, a museum, a market, a cinema and several decent eateries, most of which we shall partake of no doubt. I may also get the chance to stab Boycey if me decides to pop by before visiting the hell hole that is Lewisham.

ALT: 48 hours of solid sleep would be nice, possibly being woken occasionally with a blow job to be fed lovely food.

Alt:Well, as it's basically composed of electricity, I'm going to say nothing. Does electricity have a weight?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Nice one.
I like the Thai near the Cutty Sark.

Say hello to La Blouse.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:50, Reply)

Gonz could probably oblige with the BJ and food
It'd be food Russian roulette mind you; some of it will be stunning and some would kill goats is my suspicion.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:54, Reply)

Alt-spent with Friends

(888777555, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:52, Reply)

LOL Opal Fruits!
Get with it granddad!
(Sarcasm, Opal Fruits really is a better name, and so is Marathon)
(888777555, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:56, Reply)

alt: an arsenal win would be nice
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 16:58, Reply)

Woah.
Let's not stretch the realms of possibility, here.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:03, Reply)

Maybe they could get eight goals or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:16, Reply)

A football joke from you?
Well played.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:31, Reply)

mum and auntie's surprise birthday meal
(so driving up to cheshire).
also; taking guinea pig to meet another guinea pig

alt: larping with my bestest pals, including a night where you stay up until its light singing songs and playing guitars, and then eating a burger on teh way home because it's the only time they taste good. Also, not working the next day.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:23, Reply)

Long weekends rule.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:33, Reply)

certainly do
i liked that really long one back in 2006 or something. 5 days is a lot of larping, especially when my birthday was in the middle of it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:35, Reply)

There are extra bank holidays for the Diamond Jubilee next year.
Winner.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:50, Reply)

it's half term anyway for me, so we don't get an extra day
also half term = going into work anyway.

Oh and it means I have to work on my birthday, I NEVER work on my birthday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:55, Reply)

You poor, poor thing.
My heart bleeds, it really does.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 9 Sep 2011, 17:59, Reply)

oh don't you start
not this week, at least

how's you, anyway?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 9 Sep 2011, 18:02, Reply)