Hey everyone
we forgot to be rude about Vipros in the run up to his wedding.

Vipros removed me as a friend from facebook. I fear this stroppyness may have been because of I mocked the fact that when he got married he probably looked like this:


(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33, 5 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

He removed me a while back
I think he might have just had a cull.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Me too
The smug spotty cunt
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

I noticed when he said it was his birthday, and it hadn't come up on FB
Ah well, the number of b3tans who have deleted me increases! So far, I think I'm on 5.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

*deletes*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

Woo hoo, 6!
EDIT: Actually, if I think about it, the total is closer to 10.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

I love when people get fucked off at being deleted
FFS, it is only Facebook
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

For most of them, it was no shock
But for 1 or 2, it was a bit confusing, as I wasn't aware I'd done anything wrong. Roughly 0.5 seconds later, I stop caring too.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Is it possible to delete you from b3ta?
If so, I'd really like to plz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

No.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Gutted.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

It's called the ignore button you long haired pillock.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

Sorry Davvers
I'm sure what you've just posted is relevant and funny but I have you on ignore.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Who said that?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I wish I knew what this thread was about but when I look above what I'm writing here all I see is this:

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:57, Reply)

It's funny because it's impossible.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

Sorry, did you write something just there?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:03, Reply)

No, I was in the shower.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:16, Reply)

Needs MOAR croissant

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

Good old Scabros.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Lepros was better

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

You're right.
Soz everyone.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

I'm still friends with him LOL, he loves me more than you cunts.
It's probably because of all the brilliant links I put up.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

Is he unable to search the BBC website himself?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:39, Reply)

Like this
27bslash6.com/f26a.html
If you've never read it and don't lol I will give you one whole pound.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:40, Reply)

It raised a small smile
Can I have 50p?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

click on the justin bieber one.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:44, Reply)

I've read that before but never seen the Bieber link
which had me lolling all over the office
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

OK, I concede
You got me lolling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

David Thorne deserves a knighthood.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:45, Reply)

I've been trying to crowbar "I'm busy reasearching wasps" into conversation at work.
It's hard.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'm surprised he hasn't been sacked for being a bit of a cunt, personally.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:55, Reply)

It's got to be a wind up
no company could possibly put up with that level of internal fucking around without sacking him.

The non company ones are probably genuine though.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Actually he did delete me the smug cunt.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Haha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Funny, yes
But if someone fucked with my shit like that at work there would be no formal complaints, only blood.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

He deleted me as well

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:47, Reply)

Me too it seems.
But that's fine as we didn't really talk on there.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:48, Reply)

We did talk on here quite a lot
and I thought he was alright. Turns out he was leading me along this whole time.

Why would someone do that Davvers? Why?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I dunno Al.
Why would someone we've never met decide that we aren't good enough for them? Why? WHY????
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

That means I should take it more personally
since I have met him haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:00, Reply)

OMG he must really hate you then.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Indeed you should
I bet you're wondering if it's because of something you said, or just the way you look.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Not especially
I don't use facebook very much.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:04, Reply)

That's not the point though.
Thanks for your message yesterday.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:05, Reply)

You're welcome
glad that you did it in the time you wanted. Well if he didn't like my face that's his problem.
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:11, Reply)

Are you sure it is not himself he has deleted?
That might explain why he is no longer "friends" with anyone...
Either that or he is flouncing - there was talk of him not coming on here anymore when he starts his new job.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I "deleted" my Facebook account a while ago and eventually reactivated it
and all my friends were still there, so I don't think he's done that. Facebook doesn't allow you to completely delete your account.

At least, if it does I've not found it.
( Kroney, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:22, Reply)

he has been really arsey recently
i think he's been off the weed and and is going cold turkey
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:54, Reply)

I blame his impending Marriage.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:56, Reply)

Yeah getting married while suffering from a disease normally resevered for 5 year olds
is pretty embarrassing.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

It rubs the (calamine) lotion on its skin

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I was more thinking it might be liable to make a chap into a Grumpy Grownup
and thus not much fun any more.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

When he comes back everyone should ignore him

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:01, Reply)

This is an excellent idea

(Bazongaloid, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:06, Reply)

It's enough to make anyone miserable
that plus the honeymoon in the back of a van
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I blame the Jews.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:58, Reply)

I blame the recent price rises in croissant dough

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 11:59, Reply)

I blame the jews for the recent increase in gas prices.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Hmm, the kilospoons are high in this one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:30, Reply)

Ditto

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 12 Sep 2011, 12:12, Reply)