What I hate about that, was that the guy was a nasty vicious cunt, but they're acting like all trolling is that.
And the fact that nobody can use computers maliciously without being autistic in some way or another. Not everyone with aspergers is a nasty cunt, but some people who are nasty cunts have aspergers.

Al, I was wondering, you know this DIY stuff, how can a 'fitted kitchen' be unfitted? I don't see how you can have all the bits you'd have in a kitchen without it being fitted.

Also, I think probably maybe I'm buying a flat oppersite Brooklins Dinner, so I was thinking, maybe, you know when you go for your run, you can run through oakhill park and then meet me for breakfast on a saturday morning. OH MAN, I might learn how to ride a bike, then I can come to the park with you. Do you like golf? We should take up golf at Oakhill Park, they got a good pitch'n'put there. That'll be soo awesome.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

I started off writting that last paragraph with a tounge in cheek, but actually, that would be really cool, we'd practaclly be neighbours.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I think it was in Metro today where they explained trolling.
'Internet nerds make deliberately provocative statements'
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:29, Reply)

Fuck off, mug. You're a fucking waste of space, just like your father was, just like your children will be.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:30, Reply)

+living under a bridge worrying goats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

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( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:32, Reply)

Best of all the animals

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

That sounds like fun
You can stand outside the diner and hand me ribs as I run past.

I guess you could have free standing appliances in your kitchen and one of those butler sinks and no wall mounted cupboards, just have a big table and a dresser and some drawers. Then I suppose it wouldn't be a fitted kitchen.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:31, Reply)

For every lap of the block, you can get a baffalow wing dipped in bluecheese sauce.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:36, Reply)

Can you do that thing where you pull the bones out of the wing and just leave the delicious meaty nugget with a bit of gristle on the end

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

I love doing that thing.
Apparently the new fish'n'chip shop there is the best one in the area, on a weekend the queues go out the shop and 'round the corner.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

The chippy in East Barnet
is properly lush.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:39, Reply)

The one oppersite the Russel Brand phamacy? That one is ace.
When I was about 10 or soo, me and my mates on a saturday would walk down to that cafe, the fake wimpy bar like one, I think it was called Starburger or soemthing like that. It was the furthest we were allowed to go on our own at that age, I remember that, it was pretty ace.

And that chicken shop right at the end of the village heading towards the park, is deeply embedded into my childhood too, as me and my mate John shared a bucket from there after karati classes every week. We don't talk anymore though because Mum got an orange push pop and a strawberry one, and he cried when I wanted the strawberry because no one likes Orange flavour, at least, not over strawberry. I think we were in the first few years of primary school for that.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

baffalow - a confused cow

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)

Oh, I've never seen that before, how does the pipes get to the sink? how does the oven work?
But seriously, do you fancy taking up golf?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:37, Reply)

Not really
Unless we play with hockey sticks like in Happy Gilmore.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:38, Reply)

Also, you could box in the pipes along the skirting board

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

This post is vaguely pornographic

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:41, Reply)

Your face is vaguely pornographic.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:42, Reply)

I know
I gazed at it in your rear view mirror while I prepped your van.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

That post is less vaguely poronographic
and more just downright fucking filthy.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I couldn't quite get there at first
I had to burn my thighs with the cigarette lighter.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:47, Reply)

I'll box your pipes in a minute

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:43, Reply)

Doesn't that suddenly turn it into 'fitted', if you box them in?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:44, Reply)

I think it means the kitchen units are fixed to the wall

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

A fitted kitchen is made to fit your kitchen space as opposed to getting stand alone units.
*used to work for a kitchen comany*
( girlinthehole, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:45, Reply)

Oh Blousie
I'd happily lie with my head in your lap while we sat in the park over the road from your house and you could tell me all about kitchens.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:48, Reply)

In Japan
You can go to places where you pay to rest your head in a woman's lap as they remove your earwax with tiny bamboo spoons.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:56, Reply)

I wouldn't want Blousie poking around in my ears
I'd just like to lie there with my eyes closed while listening to the sound of her voice. Then we could open our picnic basket and eat scones and jam and clotted cream.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:58, Reply)

Without actually working for a kitchen company
I don't know how anyone could understand this complicated concept :p
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Sep 2011, 10:49, Reply)