And I'm back.
One of you can now feel dirty and used, but I'm not revealing which one.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:30, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It'll be one of the empowered lap-dancers, I'll bet.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:31, Reply)

They don't even post any more, so no, not them.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:32, Reply)

It was Darth, wasn't it?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

He wishes.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

It was either amberl, bgb, b3th or Gonzo.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

swap Gonz for rswipe, and that would be a total boobfest

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:35, Reply)

Oh yeah, I forgot about her.
She's probably off being frivolous and dreadfully middle-class somewhere.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:36, Reply)

Upper middle-class if you don't mind.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

True, but she's a Northerner, isn't she?

(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

We have them up here too.

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

i have my own class thank you very much
you insubordinate little gobshite
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It would be rather tit-tastic.

(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

probably

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:34, Reply)

Ahem

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:37, Reply)

Oh, are you one of them?
I keep on forgetting.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Fine, I'll pencil you in for my next wank-fantasy if you insist.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

I'd rather die thanks.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

*removes applebite from wank-fantasy list*
no pleasing some people.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Keep her in there.
She'll find it empowering eventually.
(The Luggage is haunted..., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:44, Reply)

And people wonder why I don't come here very often.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

because you don't wank here very often?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:46, Reply)

No.
I'll joke about all kinds of creepy shit, but if I actually did this and/or she believed I did, that would actually be a bit shit, now wouldn't it?

So, for that matter, is trotting out the same tired 'empowerment' meme especially from someone with a shitty tired meme of his own who should know better.

/no sense of humour today.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Thanks for the white knight are you chompy's new username?

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:49, Reply)

No.
Chompy's a cock. and you can fuck off too.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:52, Reply)

Ha ha ha
where is he?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

he heard you were off sick and might be in bed
he's breaking the landspeed record to get there in time
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:54, Reply)

No clue.
Given that you and DeeDee are both in this thread I'm amazed he's not sniffing around.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

Don't tell me he's moved on?
:(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

Maybe he's given up on women.
Doubt it'll improve his luck.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:59, Reply)

He was here yesterday.
He's probably just busy counting an important consignment of paperclips.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:02, Reply)

today
(Bazongaloid, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

You can fucking talk.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:53, Reply)

It won't have been me.
I didn't get a text.
( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:33, Reply)

Are we supposed to send you a text when we wank over you?
Shit.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Of course!

( girlinthehole, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

you could put them on thankyourwank.com

(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:39, Reply)

Nah.
that would be creepy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:40, Reply)

That website is disgusting
it just makes a page for you without even asking, with your real name on.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:41, Reply)

I haven't actually seen it (work computer)
it's a gross idea tho.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:42, Reply)

Gonz did a thing about how it worked a while back,
I didn't understand much of it but I got enough to realise it was bad.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:45, Reply)

it makes me glad I can't I don't have a facebook or google+

(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:50, Reply)

You don't have a facebook?
Are you as old as monty?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:51, Reply)

hahaha,
nowhere near! I'm not particularly bothered about keeping in touch with people I went to school with, plus I'm probably the only person in the world with my name, so I don't really want to be particularly findable online.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

It's a bit stupid of your parent's to give you your surname as your christian name.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:55, Reply)

/magnus magnusson

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:56, Reply)

I once knew a thomas thomas at junior school
I don't understand why you'd do that to your kid.
(berk, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

I know of a Carol Carroll
she actually changed her name to that when she married. weird.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:09, Reply)

I find it's a good tool for oganising and keeping in touch with people who you do want to keep in touch with...
... and that there is no problem with blocking people who you don't want to get involved.

Besides, without a facebook, how do you expect me to letch over your photos and determind your 'relationship status' ?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)

Sorry :(
I can save you some time and tell you I am very happily betrothed.
(DeeDee, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:07, Reply)

dont give up Gonz

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Oh, Sad Times.... Gutted.
Still, you can always hope for a quick devorce.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:21, Reply)

You can set your account settings so that no one can find you, or just friends, or friends of friends, etc.
There are different levels of protection.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 23 Sep 2011, 15:52, Reply)

Well, the least you could do is get me some flowers and a box of thorntans.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:57, Reply)

Mind you, that would prove kindda expensive if you had to get a gift for whoever you wank over.
And I'm pretty sure [insert female b3tan]'s postman will end up with a bad back.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 12:58, Reply)

I'll post you a couple of Daiseys and a curly wurley
you were quite an unimaginative lover.

Damn, My secret is out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:00, Reply)

I'll do anything for love, but I won't do that.
Oddly enough, works well for dairylea too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 23 Sep 2011, 13:01, Reply)