"I don’t use the word ‘pet’; neither do I ever ‘own’ an animal"
I'm not normally one to suggest women deserve a kick in the cunt, but that woman deserves a kick in the cunt.
( broadsword, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:14, 1 reply, 14 years ago)

I think legally you cannot own Cats.
could be wrong though.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

That can't be right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

^Stupidest thing on here so far this week.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:18, Reply)

own make sweet love to
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:21, Reply)

I think you're thinking of the fact that if you hit a dog, you're supposed to tell the owner
but no such compulsion exists for cats. Legally. It would still be nice if you told the owner.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:22, Reply)

Could be, hang on
*googles* OK, can't find any evidence, guess I was wrong, wonder where I picked up that non-fact from.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Your mum probably had it tattooed around her anus and you read it last night as you were rimming her.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

haha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:29, Reply)

Oh Alphonse, just when you were having a reasoned conversation for a moment.
sometimes I think you really do not want to be liked.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

At what point were we being reasonable?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

I said something wrong.
You corrected me, in perfect civility, with pertinent facts.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Yeah, and then I suggested the most likely explanation for your inital mistake.
It's not my fault you don't like people to know about your mums tattoos.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

In the same way it's not my fault you stopped being funny.
Edit: ny
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:43, Reply)

I like this

( broadsword, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:35, Reply)

see
this kind of thing makes me smile.

crude, slightly surreal... vintage al.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:38, Reply)

I'm suggesting that this guy likes to stick his tongue up his mothers anus. A suggestion which is most likely true by the way.
How can you not see that this is a truly horrible thing for any rational person to suggest? And yet you find it funny.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:41, Reply)

i find it funny because you know it's not true
you're not looking for something truly personal about him, forming your own views on it, and then sticking the knife into it. and then coming back, like a dog to its own vomit, to link to it later on!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Jimmy Hill's Big Book of Facts.
Vol 6, IIRC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:32, Reply)

I suspect he was making a lot up by Volume 6 though...

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:34, Reply)

meh, my brain is a storehouse of crappy trivia, only 90% is correct.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:36, Reply)

legally you cannot own Germans love s
s
( broadsword, Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:23, Reply)

Not in my limited expereince

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 26 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)