I'm wondering if there is some non toxic and invisible chemical i can smear on her forehesd
so it smokes when the water is added
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:03, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

haha!
I like this
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:03, Reply)

I love chimcals, me.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

I'm less keen on ninjas.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Phospherous
If you cover the nippers head in a silicon solution first.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:04, Reply)

That would be ace.
If you have to do a bit where you say "...so help me God" or something, say "By the power of the almighty Lord Of Flies, the Great God Satan.... I mean, so help me God. Sorry"
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:05, Reply)

Lithium
Absolutely nothing can go wrong if you use lithium.
( Kroney, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

I like it.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:06, Reply)

Where would a self admittant drug abuser with ties to a comunity containing many patients with depressive-state mental disorders, get some lithium from?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:14, Reply)

Best incorporation of Monty's name into a username yet.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:16, Reply)

It really is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:17, Reply)

I don't know what you mean, I am the real monty, look at this.
*perfectly normal voice, just a few octaves deeper*

"Hello, my name is monty, I like taking drugs and listening to music from musicians from the 70s such as Hawksmell and Iron Madmen. I hate my ex because she is a BUMLORD".

*ends voice*

See what I mean?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:25, Reply)

Monty loves Iron maiden, fact

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:27, Reply)

Well I'm convinced

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:30, Reply)

He is also a big fan of Judas Priest
he likes the snazzy costumes most of all.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:33, Reply)

He does bear an uncanny resemblance to Rob Halford, this is true.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:37, Reply)

Shit band.
Fact.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Potassium would be the most fun

(Himjim died a little more inside on, Tue 27 Sep 2011, 11:09, Reply)