There's a bit too much glee in the tone of this article
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2044410/Paedophile-Mitchell-Harrison-disembowelled-Frankland-Prison-attack.html?ITO=google_news_rss_feed
(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:42, 5 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

There was a story in the BBC news about a man who was dragged into a bush and raped.
It had 4 short paragraphs explaining not much at all, not even a photo.

I couldn't help but to think if a women got dragged into a bush and raped anally, she would have gotten more column inches.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:43, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-15138661
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:44, Reply)

It does seem a little spare on details.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

What's Lab doing in Southampton?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:49, Reply)

Well she might have got more inches.
Column or otherwise.
( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

'Column inches'.
Nice choice of phrase, there...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

Look at us three, with our unique and original minds.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

We're wasted on this lot.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:47, Reply)

on this lot
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Some of us aren't.
Also - still top of the league.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Look at us three, with our unique and original minds.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:48, Reply)

You're wasted on this lot

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Fnar. 'She'd have gotten more column inches'

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:45, Reply)

*fourth lol rape comment*

(PsychoChomp, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:46, Reply)

*Sigh, while we're in the Wrong Headed Mode on here*
... yeah', no details, no photos, no nothing... how am I supposed to beat one off to that? I might as well use my imagination for the whole thing and not bother.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I hope the prison authorities reminded the attackers that two wrongs don't make a right.

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Did you hear about the chinese prison escape that got foiled when the escapee brothers went the wrong way?
Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a right".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:54, Reply)

*facepalms*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

OH WAIT, HOLD ON, HOLD ON.
Did you hear about the two chinese brother painters who were commisioned to paint a wall white, but painted it black instead?

Yup, you've got it, "Two wongs don't make a white".
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

*stabs self repeatedly in eye with letter opener*

( girlinthehole, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Did you hear about the two Japanese sewage workers
who worked in the same sewage plant for 40 years but never ever met each other?

They were nips that passed in the shite.

/coat
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Oh dear, that really is poor
I'm having trouble keeping a straight face.

*pulls corners of eyes apart*
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I've got to the bit on the application
where I have to big myself up by spouting corporate bullshit speak about how I meet the company's vision objectives and key values.

I fucking hate that bit.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Just write that joke in there

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Best not, eh?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:22, Reply)

Saving it for the interview?
Probably for the best - you can do a comedy accent to go with it, along with the aforementioned pulling corners of eyes up.
Who did you say the job was with? Nissan was it?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:25, Reply)

No.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:31, Reply)

ooh a news link
I've been waiting all weekend for one
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Oh man, I wanna read that, 'cus I find the DM's stance on things quite amusing, but I don't want on my screen that title to come up.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Alongside this story they also link to a "story" about sultry photos of a 15 year old.
Obviously they are disgusted and have printed several pictures to register their disgust.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 13:59, Reply)

"Last night criminology expert Professor David Wilson, of Birmingham City University, said the extremely violent nature of the attack was significant.

He said: ‘If you are disembowelling somebody you are defiling their body. It is what you might call “ritualistic slaughter”. The question is how can something like this take place in Frankland and why didn’t the staff protect him?’"

I think this is most amusing, asking some rent-a-quote "boffin" for an opinion in a story which doesn't remotely warrant one. Clearly he was a nonce, people in prison hate nonce's because it makes them feel better about being criminal scummers by having someone else to look down on.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 3 Oct 2011, 14:08, Reply)