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the internet is really boring today could you lot liven it up a bit please?
or steal someone on talk's vibrator? thanks
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:28, 3 replies, latest was 15 years ago)
I know, let's play internet hide and seek.
You go away and hide and we'll all come looking for you. I'll count to 1,000,000.

GO!
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
pffft.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
alright janet aylia
did you nkow that your name sounds a bit like genitalia?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
hell quentin oftiweak
did you know that you need a new routine?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)

a new routine punching repeatedly, slicing open with a blunt rusty scalpel and then to be set on fire.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
that's a bit harsh, only the internet you know

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
It's not harsh enough you terminally boring, unintelligent complete and utter cunt.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
you are what you said you are so what am i?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
this is your comedy account, isn't it?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:06, Reply)
YEAH WELL YOU NEED A NEW HANDBAGFACE

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:44, Reply)
we all know what YOU need!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
Hello janet, did you get lost on a foggy internet road and stumble upon this shack of miscreants>?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
/talk like to pop in now and then and tell us we're all shit.
I think she drew the short straw this time.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
you're the shittest

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
: ((((

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
Don't mess with BGB.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
you're even shitter than she is

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
just making sure Off Topic sees this as well
www.b3ta.com/talk/7370588
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
FFS. Someone please give him a window to lick.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:43, Reply)
when i used get the bus to school
i'd put my head on the window and the vibrations would feel really nice but my head would keep boucing off the window
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
Please go and kill yourself.
Seriously. Do it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
i saw that post you del;eted you silly man
if i did that you would actually be really upset, don't pretend you wouldn't

if you met me i bet we'd be good friends
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:51, Reply)
We really wouldn't.
And I'd be fucking delighted. Not upset.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i think you have strong feelings of attraction to me, do you want to ask me out?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i never said anything of the sort.
you awful bully. i'm gazzing the mods about you.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
They have a file on me an inch thick. I'm still here.
Make of that what you will.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
and that is just the sexual harassment file

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)
You're just jealous because I haven't flirted with you.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
*does sadface with punctuation marks*

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:01, Reply)
i don't even know what happened. one minute i was on /talk discussing bumming like any normal day, then i was here.
:(
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
We can talk about bumming if you like
Rachelswipes boyfriend is something of an expert on it.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
It's like some kind of Wizard of Oz scenario.
If you click your ctrl-alt keys and repeat "There's no place like /talk" you may yet be able to get back to the other side of the rainbow.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
IT'S NOT WORKING

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
Click harder.
Also, gaz a picture of your cock to Quentin.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:49, Reply)
OH YEAH!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
what are you picking on ME for?
honestly, this place is a hotbed of spite. i'm not up to this, clearly.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:56, Reply)
HAVE YOU TRIED SWITCHING IT OFF AND BACK ON AGAIN?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:50, Reply)
Do something interesting you dull cunt

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:34, Reply)
YOU DO SOMETHING INTERESTING!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:35, Reply)
ok
*skull fuck's Quentin mum*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:36, Reply)
that's not nice, it's not nice to make jokes about peoples mums
i'm reporting you to manolith
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:37, Reply)
While I applaud your mod-gazzing intentions, he has no power here.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
oh wait You're CQ!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:39, Reply)
WhyYes I am.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
doh i thought htey meant me and i was being bullied again

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:41, Reply)
No, no, not this time.
Although the Q in your name does seem to confuse the simple, so keep it up.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:45, Reply)
name changed for ease of referecne

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:47, Reply)
I should hate you for this son.
But it's actually makingme laugh somwwhat. I'm sure it'll wear off over time.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:57, Reply)
you should have seen the post battered deleted, he was apologising to me thinking i was you
classic
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:02, Reply)
Oh dear.
*puts on stern parent voice*
Now see here son, I'm very disappointed in you for fooling that nice Mr battered, now let's have no more of this.

*fails to keep a straight face*
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:04, Reply)
I tell you it's bloody difficult here sometimes to work out who really is the person you want to kill themselves.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:07, Reply)
A popular approach on here is simply to hate everyone

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
I tried that, but then I met some of them at a bash.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:09, Reply)
Stupid cunts turning out to be quite nice cunts
What cuntish behaviour...
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
Checking for an icon is usually a good rule of thumb.
But I know what you mean, confuses me too.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
Sorry, which one are you again?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:11, Reply)
he ent nice he kept bein mean to me!

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:08, Reply)
Well, he's nice generaly
he's just not very good with kids, go easy on him, eh?
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:10, Reply)
i'll try, right?

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:22, Reply)
Good lad.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 15:25, Reply)
An ex collgeague has set up a radio station that plays quite good music and is quite funny
theseasonaire.com/2011/11/01/on-air-again/
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:38, Reply)
You know I love you like a pet pug Gonz but you're ideas about good music are a little off whack.

(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)
I am sorry Gonz
but I am rather afraid he hasn't.
(, Mon 7 Nov 2011, 14:40, Reply)

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