My hatred of you is entirely rational.
It is because you are a semi-literate cretin.

The sound of Michael York's voice makes me feel physically sick. That's not rational I suppose.

Alt: nope, never have, never will. I refuse to subscribe to that ghastly 'LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M 'REMEMBERING', WHY AREN'T YOU 'REMEMBERING'?' shitcunt fucking bollocks. On my father's side my family have been all about HARDCORE WARFARE for hundreds of years. I am always thinking about war and I don't need some fucking wankstain peer group pressure bollocks in order to do so. They can FUCK OFF.

Alt alt: Brokeback Mountain. Looks like your sort of thing.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:38, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

"It IS shit, Austin"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

I don't "get it".

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

It's "FILM".

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I knew that.
And why?

Because I am really 'into film'. So much so that I now call it 'cinema'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

You are sooo Metrosexual.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

World Cinema Evening at your place was five bottles of wine and a Motorhead DVD.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

All bases covered there, I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:13, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRt2_OLY3Ho
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:46, Reply)

The Austin Powers films are among the most spectacularly shite 'comedy' films ever committed to celluloid.
Quite how they managed to make three is beyond me. The latter Police Academy films look sophisticated in comparison.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

Could be worse
Could be 'Something About Mary'
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Ben Stiller.
The prosecution rests.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:44, Reply)

Sadly, he doesn't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Oh God yeah.
Another dreadfully unfunny film that the general public seems to think is comedy genius.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

I struggle to think of a 'comedy' I hate more.
The only film I despise as much is War Of The Worlds.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

Pointless film.
Complete waste of money and the viewer's life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

Which one?
WOTW - I fucking hate that the world is ending, everyone is being enslaved or killed, who knows what will happen? Oh wait, they'll get a cold, he'll reach his family home, everyone survived, and they lived happily every after. Cunts.

SAM - Just fucking dire.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

I couldn't agree more.
Hollywood has had two chances to make a decent version of a seminal novel, and fucked it up both times.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:58, Reply)

dude they're making a 4th
allegedly
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Yeah, I heard.
Dear oh dear oh dear.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

^ this ^

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

I bet you're a riot in the office 2 minutes silence.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

That's when he does all his best wanking.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:41, Reply)

I sing the Horst Wessell Lied and goose-step around the place saluting in the 'Roman style'.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

The version of the Three Musketeers with Micheal York and Oliver Reed
is one of my favourite films.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:42, Reply)

I am very sorry to hear it.
It is unremittingly shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:43, Reply)

Monty, I'm this close *holds forefinger and thumb close together*
to not letting you come to Needo Grill with us.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:45, Reply)

Then I would simply go on my own
and masturbate freely throughout, occasionally 'Spider-manning' you from across the restaurant.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:47, Reply)

I will make sure Gonz sits opposite lusty and plays footsie with her all night
and by the time the pudding course comes around she'll have forgotten all about you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:49, Reply)

you two make such a sweet couple.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

Is Gonz going to drug her?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:52, Reply)

He does hafve extra morphine!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

Get high on the smack fumes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:59, Reply)

He doesn't need to go to Needoos.
Lusty makes the best curry EVAR.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:56, Reply)

FACT^

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

This post feels like it's been brewing for some time

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)