GENERIC TUESDAY NIGHT EVENING THREAD TIMEZ

GOOD: I'm thinking about my kitchen and what we can do
BAD: Something fucked up on my insides and I think I should probably go to hospital, but I'll leave it 'till friday when I'm seeing the GP anyway.
GOOD: I saw an awesome recipy in a magazine today: Choux pastry balls filled with a vanilla and lavander cream, with my addition of white chocolate over the top, like parfitta roles.
BAD: I lost a contact to a potential client.
GOOD: Hot'n'Sour soup, no chilis, for dinner, might get something solid later on.
GOOD: I really like the latest album by some people called 'lowkey', it's got some proper wicked well good plitical rap.
GOOD: I started watching some show called "Top Boy" on the way home, it's pretty awesome, made my journey home from work go speedy quick.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:00, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Good: I'm going to London at the weekend.
Bad: Filling in application after application is extremely fucking tedious. Especially when it doesn't come to anything.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:05, Reply)

GOOD
I am in the pub. Because the Barman doesn't know the ingredients for the cocktails they serve, I have a four - pint pitcher at least one third full of spirits. I am now feeling slightly tiddly.
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:06, Reply)

Also
I have given a friend of mine the nickname "Captain Ahab" on the grounds that he's always chasing the white whale (he shagged a particularly leviathanic specimen last week).
( Hdjejjwsjdjjf LOOK, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:08, Reply)

Fat women need to be loved too.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:46, Reply)

Evolution makes them more grateful and all

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:50, Reply)

Have you made choux pastry before? It's much easier than I thought it would be.
Daughter and I made profiteroles, they were utterly brilliant fun to make and tasty too.
GOOD: I just had pork fillet, cooks in no time and falls apart in your mouth, fucking amazing.
GOOD: I've stopped drinking again.
BAD: I appear to be addicted to diet coke instead.
BAD: I'm still sleeping 2-3 hours during the day. This is a bit shit.
GOOD: I'm going to London on Saturday, I might even treat myself to a few pints.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:19, Reply)

I make a wicked thing with pork fillet.
I cover it in greek yoghurt, curry powder, some tomarto puree, chili powder, grama masala, garlic slice & minced, salt, lemon, toomuric, some onion slices, some cream (to get the yoghurt weter).... let it maronade for a few hours or even a day, then griddle-pan it so you get a lovely crust, and then heat up the rest of the maronade and pour it over the pork...... serve on a chapatti with some ryeeta.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:31, Reply)

This marinaded for about three days, the flavour was all the way through.
I'd eat another portion but now I'm filling my face with lemon drizzle cake.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:33, Reply)

GOOD: I am at home for a delightful and welcome change.
BAD: Dunno, nothing really.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:37, Reply)

Ooh, I've just checked my tickets for the weekend.
It appears that I'm on an earlier train than I thought; I get into London at 16:19, rather than half five.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:56, Reply)

A whole extra hour of awesome!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:57, Reply)

An hour and eleven minutes to be exact.
Wooooooooooooo!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Oh for fuck's sake.
*re-plans*
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

Tee Hee, GET ANGRY CLENDRIX ! ANGRY CLENDRIX ! ANGRY CLENDRIX WHO ISN'T ANGRY AT ME IS THE BEST CLENDRIX THERE IS !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:17, Reply)

As if I could ever get angry with you, Gonzeroo!
Unless, of course, you're about to tell me you've not started on your tasks yet...hmmm?
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:18, Reply)

Hah, I did my kitchen and living room on sunday.... moving to Gaz teratory now.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:26, Reply)

Okey doke!

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Sorry.
I can stand outside Kings Cross pretending to be a pissy tramp for an hour if that'll help?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:25, Reply)

*sighs*
*sighs again*
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

Nah, 'salright...
My Noel Plan is a moveable feast. We'll just have to walk quicker.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Or I could just make my way straight to Mabel's and wait for you there.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Don't worry!
I'm teasing - should be fine :)
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

Woo.
I'm very excited.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Oooh, there's a plan!

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

There is.
Done much Londony stuff before?
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I shall bring Greek confectionaries courtesy of the missus to make it up.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

Woo and fucking hoo!
FUCK OFF GONZ!
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

Of course, I'll have to get her started on it right now....

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Hahahahahhhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhahahaa
The kitchen radiator is leaking!
I told them! I said "Once one radiator leaks, they'll all pop one-by-one, unless you get the system flushed. It's full of corroded metal and black slime. Won't be good for the pump that, either..."
Two pumps, two boilers and three radiators later, the fourth one's gone. I'm past caring. I'll be gone soon.
Strangely, the other radiators are working properly for the first time since Saturday.
Meh, this is gonna cost my cost-cutting landlord a fortune in the coming years and months. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.

Fucking hell, Gonz, I'm one interesting cunt, aren't I?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:39, Reply)

Roots, you could be talking about......about........ Football, and not just any football but some local team that the only people who care are those who live in your road because the next road over has their own football team, and NOBODY ELSE IN THE WORLD
FROM OUTSIDE YOUR ROAD CARES, and it would seem like I'm being told about....ermmmm.....errrr..... every single product Apple has lined up for 2012-2013, by a naked Allison Hannigon, a naked and horny Allison Hannigon. Who also happens to have a pug.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:49, Reply)

You mean Agatha Hannigan don't you...

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:55, Reply)

*Googles*
Oh, oh dear, oh dear oh me oh my oh NO. She's WAAAAY...I can do ginger, and I can do proper-curley , but together? Just think of what the kids would look like, HORRIFIC, they'd get bullied at school really badly, I can guarntee that, 'cus I'll be the one doing it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:01, Reply)

Not the kid, the woman from the orphanage!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

Oh man, just now on How I Meet Your Mother, Alison Hannigon dressed as an old oldy, like, 70 year olds.... and I _still_ would.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:44, Reply)

Good: I haz new pants.
Bad: My mum said as she's working so much now I have to do a lot of the Christmas shopping for her. I fucking hate Christmas shopping.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:45, Reply)

Evenin' all.
G: unplanned eveninjg on the sofa
B: my throat is not happy with how much I been smoking
G: getting to catch up withj family a lot recentl;y/soon
G:Seeing Motorhead at the weekend.

so pretty good on ballance.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:47, Reply)

I thought you were off out?

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:48, Reply)

DID YOU PASS HIM MY NOTE??

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

NO

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:52, Reply)

:(

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:58, Reply)

Suck it up!

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 19:59, Reply)

Nah, got cancelled on, good thing really as I'm knackered.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Early night then. Blousies orders.

( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:10, Reply)

This is the plan.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:16, Reply)

Good: get to see my mum tomorrow
Better: for SHOPPING!
Bad: untidy house
Worse: hormones

So, what's going on here tonight then?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:09, Reply)

Nothing much.
*kicks a pebble*
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:11, Reply)

Once the avalanche has started
the pebble cannot vote.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:13, Reply)

they can't draw crosses anyway

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

GOOD: I made spaghetti bolognaise, and it's rather lovely
BAD: My PC is playing up a bit.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

Good: Totally going to visit Aber in late Jan.
Bad: It's two and a half months away.
( girlinthehole, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Bad: eBay
Why is it full of utter cunts?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

Good: Archery
Bad: Me at archery
Good: house survey says house is OK
Bad: not enough fun recently
Good: got some ideas for making some stuff
Bad: still single
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:03, Reply)

Good: I'm going to London at the weekend which will be lots of fun
Bad: I have absolutely zero money to spend whilst I'm there
Good: I got a load of reduced mini cheesecake things from Sainsbury's this evening
Bad: I have done nothing but stuff my face for the last week and my burgeoning pot belly means I cannot go and eat one of the aforementioned cheesecakes.
(berk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:09, Reply)

Bad: everyone went away :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

More bad: I killed yet another thread
Hey ho...
(berk, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:51, Reply)

It's been slowly limping away all night...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

but everyone came back as
I was about to go for a bath
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

I've just turned up.
This weekend, I might be in London, I might be in Devon or I might be going nowhere.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)

I'm pretty sure the two are synonymous

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Is that a post about YOU FACE?
(I'm a bit wobbly, I may not fully understand what you're saying)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:58, Reply)

You're wobbly?
*pushes Jeff over*
*runs away*
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

*Pulls pig tails*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

*shows knickers*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)

*remembers to go to Millets*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)

There's a man with a mullet going mad with a mallet in Millets

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

Shouldn't he have a bubble perm?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:08, Reply)

'Tis this b3th
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1FR842KUaOw
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Stringy Bob!!!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Heard any of the new album?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

I haven't. Which is bad of me.
I should buy in, 'un-heard' - it is bound to be mint. Have you shelled out for it yet?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:10, Reply)

Nah but my uncle brought it down the other weekend and it's on Spotify now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Woss fink...
A classic or not?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

What I've heard is mint.
The one about an actress off Crossroads is a terrifying glimpse into Nigel's mind.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Do you remember when Nigel was the 'voice over' of the BP Fuel adverts?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

NO!
How don't I know that?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

It was within the last ten years.
I'll try and find it on YouTube for you.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Ta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Sorry Roots, I couldn't find it, however, you'll like this.
www.guardian.co.uk/theguardian/2001/jul/21/weekend7.weekend6

It's ten years old though, but still a good read (and it references the BP ad).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

Ta

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

Wherever you are, you'll be going nowhere, Jeffers.

( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:57, Reply)

Innit Clenders.
I'm a proper spazz mo.

In other news, I almost got run over by a Sunshine Bus today. That on it's own would be amusing. The problem though, was I was trying to take a photo of it full of window-lickers on my mobile when it happened.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

I am enjoying imagining the glee on their faces...
a glee that would have remained the same if they had run you over or if they had not or if a dog had dun a crap in front of them or if the driver had given them all balloons or if it had started raining or if they'd had rice pudding for tea.
It's a simple life, being simple.
( thealternativefact, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:03, Reply)

Fuck 'em.
They'll be on a diet of tinsel within weeks.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)

If you're in London I could stand you a pint, Jeff.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:59, Reply)

All manner of factors to consider at the moment DG
And if beer is in the offing, the round is mine.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

GET YOUR ARSE TO LONDON!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

There is a lot of time between now and the weekend.
I got my international breaks mixed up, thinking that City were playing Millwall this weekend and not the weekend after. I'll see what I can muster.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:01, Reply)

'm here
but on the phone
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)

Evening.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Oh Em Gee
Breaking X Factor news! Everyone to the internet!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

*Yawns*

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

Also something about another Red Arrow dying.
Priorities an that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Sod off I'm watching trannies

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

b3th, getting over excited
about a singer I've never heard of, who is in a competition I don't care about on a tellybox show I don't watch.

You know what you're marrying into, yeah?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

I suppose it would look silly now to say I was being ironic...

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

I'll probably end up minding her when she totally loses her marbles an' all.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

Good: The Soul Rebels Brass Band
Anyone else just watch 'em on Jools Holland?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I'm watching trannies, Barry

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

How is the move progressin' lar?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Oh man my CV will be finished TOMORROW
And I've seen a job I could do. Closing date 25th Nov. If I get stuff completed before 16th there's another one I could apply for, just to cast thr net wider, but I'm not putting that pressure on myself. Just see if I get it done in time.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:27, Reply)

If you want to move, you'll get it done.
*Puts pressure on*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:28, Reply)

Well the fucking kitchen radiator just sprung a leak and the landords are being cunts, so that made me get loads done tonight.
Can't do any more though tonight. Tired.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

Have a hot milky drink and turn in for the evening.
How is the cat?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:42, Reply)

Lying here toasting his nuts because the remaining radiators seem to be working properly
for the first time since Friday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

He hasn't toasted his nuts since last week.
Blimey.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:48, Reply)

He's all curled up like a cute turd now

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:54, Reply)

A tabby turd
(I've no idea what colour your cat is, but that's the first thing that came to mind)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:55, Reply)

Tabby and white yup

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 22:58, Reply)

A Tabby turd with a hint of 1970s dog shit.
Lovely.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:01, Reply)

Aw yeah.
G'night Jefferson.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:02, Reply)

Night Roots.
I'm off to snooze.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 8 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)