this thread needs kickstarting with
something controversial or interesting.

I have an interesting fact you might like: At any one time there are more horses in transit on the M4 than there are wild horses in Kent
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:22, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

DAVID CAMERON WANKS OVER PICTURES OF HORSE MANURE!!!!!
that controvertial enough?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

i dont' think anyone would argue with that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:23, Reply)

:(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

o.NO HE PREFERS ocelot shit!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

after oscillating their tits a lot
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

How many wild horses are there in Kent?
To the closest decimal point.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:27, Reply)

1.857 per square farmer.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:28, Reply)

Have you adjusted your calculation to take school-leavers into account?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

i don't know any more details
maybe 67.2
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

One. His name is Barry, he's alone and scared.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

I like this answer

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

Barry the wild horse, eh?
Well you Southern posters - keep an eye out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:32, Reply)

SAVE THE KENTISH ONE!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

but 'e bombed 'orses to DEATH

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

FREE BARRY!
(don't get excited you Welsh, that's not what I meant)
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

I took my parent's dogs for a walk after work.
Some woman was calling for her dog.........Barry!
( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN HIM IN DISGUISE!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

dun......dun......dun!!!!!

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

He's a horse running free against the cuts
He doesn't want what might happen to students happen.

I think The Byrds did a song about him.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:36, Reply)

at any one time the sun shines on the british empire
*drinks gin*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:29, Reply)

12:01pm?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:30, Reply)

11am
*for shame*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

It's half eight here....

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:31, Reply)

you should be half a bottle of gin and pair of knickers full of sugar puffs down by now!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:33, Reply)

I'm just about to make myself a massive hot toddy
anyone want to join me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:34, Reply)

I can haz wine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:35, Reply)

I haz zider : )

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:37, Reply)

If you're a woman or a quender, then yes of course you can.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:38, Reply)

Are men no longer aloud wine?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

not ones who want to shag birds, no.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:39, Reply)

WOT!
men drink wine, and talk about wine and are manly about wine. bailey's is a girls drink for example
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

but you talk about babies
and cute little baby outfits. This rescinds your right to be a man.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

reproducing is the most manly thing a man can do
it's our raison d'etre
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

I knew there was a reason I didn't use msn


EDIT: oh you ninja bastard!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

the worst thing is I wrote msn twice...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:45, Reply)

Unlike Brailleys which is favoured by the blind.
And maybe the blind drunk.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

makes me Ralf, straight up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

I have wine
Douro, which is rather pleasant. Just the one though, don't want to end up drunk again.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:40, Reply)

NO! I'll not hear of this!
Wine is full of AWESOME. Sure, it tastes like shit tizer that's gone flat BUT it gets you well star spangled with none of that gassy malarky or pissing all the time like lager.

Be proud, stand up and say I FUCKING LOVE WIIIIIIIIINE!!!1111!111!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:41, Reply)

*shakes hand*

( girlinthehole, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

you should probably find better wine
or tell me who your tizer supplier is
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:42, Reply)

Buckie is not wine
Slip below the border - you'll learn.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:43, Reply)

Only done bucky a few times in me youth.
It does get you well steaming though. Tastes like off port though.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:44, Reply)

If you're going for fucking oblivion
Buckie gets you there.

Done it a couple of times and it takes you out quicker than any chemical.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 15 Nov 2011, 20:54, Reply)