So I appear to have no appetite whatsoever today
I've just realised that it's nearly time for a lunch thread and I haven't eaten, and nor do I seem to have any real interest in doing so. Explanations?

Alt: lunch, obv

AltAlt: Quentin's not doing the decent thing, he's not taken either of my suggestions ("fuck off" and "die", as you're asking), so we need to find practical uses for him. Short of developing a bullshit-fuelled electricity generator, what can you suggest, b3ta?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:41, 112 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

I sometimes get days like that
Did you eat breakfast this morning?

Alt: Pasta bolognaise, got enough to last me a few days, which is absolutely fine by me!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

Nope
Not eaten a damn thing since Tangfastics at the cinema last night. Immortals, since you're asking. No, it's shit.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

Tangfastics are the fucking business though

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:46, Reply)

No diggity
No doubt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Best of all Haribo, even better than the menopause edition.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

Agreed

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

That one didn't look too promising
Do you think he'll make a good Superman?
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

With a decent script, quite possibly
He cuts an inspiring figure, so I see no reason why not. The film itself borrows liberally from 300 for the styling and battle scenes, which are just about the only good things about it.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

I'll keep my fingers crossed
I just scored some free tickets for an Alvin and the Chipmunks sequel on Sunday. I could only get four so the missus and I will have to battle it out for the right to wait in the car.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

I am so envious right now
Yoda is suing me for stealing his trademark skin tone
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

Not having to remortgage the house to take the kids to the cinema is the major plus here
Gone are the days of seeing Ghostbusters for 50p at the Monday night kids special.

/oldfart
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

Am actually envious now
Never saw Ghostbusters at the cinema
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Neither did I

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:08, Reply)

I did
I jumped right out of my seat when that first ghost, in the library suddenly leapt out at them.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

In fact, thinking about it, that might have been the last time I went to the cinema.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

chicken

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:34, Reply)

We've got a local cinema which allows anyone to go on Sundays and Mondays for £3.20
Granted, they only show one film at a time, but it's great if they've got something good on. Saw Tintin there a couple of weeks back, that was ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

Really?
I'm quite gutted, I had the hope it could be quite fun.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

It's only really available in 3D as well
There are showings of it in 2D but only one a day, mid-afternoon. I wouldn't mind if the 3D was so awesome that it should be seen in that format, like Avatar, but it's not all that.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

Might just wait until it's released on DVD then

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Good idea
It's reasonably entertaining but not worth paying that sort of money for
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I didn't think it was that bad
I mean, it's not as good as 300, but it's better than Clash of the Titans.
(berk, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

CotT needed more mechanical owls I thought

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

I nodded off
I call that a bad sign. Never saw Clash of the Titans so have no basis for comparison. Possibly I'm being harsh on Immortals because it reminded me of 300 - specifically, it reminded me that 300 kicks its arse
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:56, Reply)

bored now Foxtrot, i'm off

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:42, Reply)

You are too full of cock?
Bert's counselor?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:43, Reply)

Did you top off with spunk last night?
Most likely its your body sorting itself out after the shitathon.

Not sure what to have for lunch, TBH. I have some noodles but they aren't appealing at the moment.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

no lunch today
as i am going out for dinner. but i see that tomorrow EAT has fire roasted pepper and goats cheese soup, so i might get that. does that help?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:44, Reply)

Goats cheese soup?
Sounds odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:45, Reply)

mostly it's roasted pepper and tomato but with a swirl of goats cheese
which melts in there. it's good, trust me!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

HANG ABOUT SOME CUNTS NICKED £65.75 OUT OF MY BANK ACCOUNT!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:48, Reply)

transformation.co.uk ?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

doesn't say who its too yet
ghonna call the fraud squad in a minute
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

just looked that up is it a tranny site?
why do you know a tranny site are you a tranny?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

I do so hope you are at work and this was logged

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

course i am
our IT company monitors web use, if they haven't pulled me up for b3ta they won't for trannies
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

You hope

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

reckon i might be in there if they do

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

I hope it was Jason Statham and he lkicks your arse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Is this lick or kick?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

why would jason statham steal from me and klick my arse?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

because you are a boring cunt and he hates you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

oh shit is he on b3ta?
his films are fucking dreadful
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

actually i licked crunk and transporter

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

Good man, I forgot to add transporter 2 and 3 to the list of quality sequels yesterday

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

i thinki liked 2 was that the one with the fit asian bird?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry mate, but it's the GayAIDS
Sorry to be the etc....
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

At least I'll get thin

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:51, Reply)

No you won't.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

weight still not falling off eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:52, Reply)

No *weeps*

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:54, Reply)

Have you tried dying of gAIDS though?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Dead people are WELL thin
I've seen Jason and the Argonauts
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I'm hungry but my lunch is boring
Dinner tonight is stewing steak and dumplings. Now I'm really hungry.

AltAlt: (Attention Seeker + Nob) - Attention = Sad Nob
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:53, Reply)

I've got an ace recipe for Oxtail soup with spinach dumplings and horseradish
Should be fantastic, the bright green dumplings look ace.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:55, Reply)

*looks at hastily put together ham sandwich and packet of raisins*
*checks clock*
*sighs*

That sounds very nice.
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:57, Reply)

I've not got it hear today, I'm only on fairly standard bolognaise
But I'm hoping to make it soon.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

What sounds does an oxtail soup recipe make?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Hahaha
Good length, would laugh again
( Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:07, Reply)

*checks*
Oh, fucking hell.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:09, Reply)

AltAlt: IMHO there is little that can be done.

A mod won't ban him as he hasn't broken the guidelines listed in the FAQ.

Unless everyone put him on ignore he will still be around. He would only have to make a minor change to his username for the ignore to fail.

So unfortunately we are stuck with him. The only thing to do is to not reply to his posts (which I am now doing) - if we all stop responding there is a small chance he might fuck off.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:58, Reply)

oh what?
i'll miss you most of all
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

OH BORE OFF, YOU BUNCH OF GIRLS!
Cakes, bumders, pandering resumes
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 11:59, Reply)

Ahhh, he's fun!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I LOVE YOU

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:00, Reply)

I love you too man
Now, what should I have for lunch?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:01, Reply)

DUNNO WAHT YOU GOT? ANY SHOPS NEAR YOU?
fucken capslock
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

A Sainsburys Local thingy

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:03, Reply)

chorizo, bap
sorted
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Spanish hussy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Is Aber here?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

Stop taking the Internet seriously

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Alt: Toast sandwich, of course.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

Posh cunt

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:02, Reply)

topical

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

Cheap may be nearer the mark

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:04, Reply)

www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-15760897
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:05, Reply)

*makes note not to try the fitless cock*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:06, Reply)

stop moaning you emo gayer.
Gary could be a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:12, Reply)

with a nail gun?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:15, Reply)

why would a brooch have a nail gun?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

It's clasp is broken and it needs a new way ti fix itself to cardigans

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I am pulling my hair out trying to find a pizza place that delivers at this time.
Papa Johns Gateshead is open but doesn't deliver this far.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:18, Reply)

Trying living somewhere less shit, or stop being so fat
i hope this helps
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:19, Reply)

I weigh under eleven stone.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:21, Reply)

+rs

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

but you're 4ft 7, therefore basically onion shaped.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Try looking for a nearby sandwich place instead
They usually order, and it's healthier.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:20, Reply)

Nah I'm pigging out today.
My diet is nothing but boring healthy stuff so I'm treating myself/can't be bothered to cook.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:23, Reply)

Our local sandwich place does steak with caremelised onions and garlic butter, not too healthy.
Worth a try?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:24, Reply)

Pizza is healthy now in the US
www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/pizza-vegetable-school-lunches-lobbyists_n_1098029.html
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

That sounds amazing.
But I want something that will leave me stuffed for the rest of the day, which is why I'm trying to find a takeaway open that does 18" pizzas.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Ahh, fair enough then!
It is ridiculously tasty, I was quite shocked at quite how good it was the first time I ordered it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

There is one in the Grainger market!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

Try
www.just-eat.co.uk
or one of its ilk. Stick in your postcode, tick the open now box, select pizza places and away you go.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:43, Reply)

Unfortunately that's what I've been doing.
No one delivers before about 5pm it would seem.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:47, Reply)

There is a Papa Johns just down from Byker.
Try them
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Not open til 3 :(

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:27, Reply)

Ooh Byker!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:29, Reply)

HE CANNAE SEE MAN!

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

AH NAR!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:32, Reply)

Cover your food in glitter and sequins. Irresistible for your kind innit

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:25, Reply)

Bobby?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hello love x

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:26, Reply)

Hello mate, how goes it over there?

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:28, Reply)

Splendid, love the early starts too...
Chicago is wonderful
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:35, Reply)

onderful indy
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

That too, fuck me, that too

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:38, Reply)

Glad you're enjoying it mate
When are you back?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)

Mid December so not too long, would happily stay longer
One of the best places I've been.
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:46, Reply)

I've had days like that
Eat when you're hungry, I say. No point choking something down if you're just not into it.

Alt: Generic sandwich from sandwich lady as couldn't be arsed to make one this morning.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 12:40, Reply)