I came to have a look.at offtopic because gilgamesh is getting tedious,
And you have this? I might go to reddit. Or mumsnet. Probably mumsnet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:21, 6 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Bye! come back soon ya hear.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

this actually made me sad.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

:'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I said come back soon ffs.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

dont encourage it

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

VALIDATE ME!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

fuck off

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

thanks.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

fj's one of the only good things about /talk these days
im pretty fucking sure you dont know what youre talking about bluenamer
( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:23, Reply)

It's not usually this bad WP.
Fuck it, let's jazz it up. Go on, start a thread.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

Oh please god this^

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

calm yourself

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

trust me
this is a shit night even for /OT.

Fucking dozer...
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:24, Reply)

fucking fucky fuck fuck
toassing wankmonkey twatsock
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

Cheer Caves
good to see someone raising the tone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

i'm busy being in a shitty mood
and being all beakery, but no one cares*

*mainly because it's dull
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

I care, I care a lot............

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

about disasters fires floods and killer bees?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

: )

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

You say what I think scarily often
love that song *hides from dozer*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

that's because I am using telepathy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

*fears*

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

I fed her the line petal.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

That you did.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

*prouds*

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:46, Reply)

lolwut
I loved Faith No More when I was 12 and 13. First band I properly got into.

But the Chuck Moseley era stuff is shit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Does this mean I'm alowed to like that song?
or did you just accuse me of having the music taste of a 12-years-old?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)

Neither.
You suggested that I wouldn't approve of FNM. I do approve, but with the caveat above. You can like whatever the fuck you want.

The 12 - 13 thing was merely for context. After FNM it was Red Hot Chili Peppers from about 13 to 14, then Nine Inch Nails from 14 to 16. I'm making no value judgements here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

It wasn't that I thought you didn't like them
It was more my default reaction to having expressed a musical preference in a thread you were in.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

You know exactly the kind of stuff I listen to (except for the vinyl obvs)
We have some mutual likes, Nailbomb, Slayer, Professor Elemental. Just you let yourself down by liking stuff like ICP which is horrendous toss.

Maybe one day I'll record a breaks set for you, and stick a vintage set of late 90s instrumental hip hop on the second side of the tape.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Cheers doze, but I am monumentally uninterested in that side of your music taste.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Aight bbz.
If it helps, I'll drop some ICP acapellas over the breakdowns.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I have a soft spot for comedy songs, what can I say?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:32, Reply)

You like 'comedy' songs?
Christ.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:36, Reply)

' '
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

Having said that, I love Sultans of Ping FC.
Where's me Jumper? Is, in the view of the finest cultural theorists and musicologists, one of the most profound and allegorical works of late 20th century rock n' roll.

It straddles genres like a nude Boris Johnson picking his way through the puddles on a rainy Old Compton Street, whilst achieving that rare feat of asking as many questions as it answers, surrendering its centre to the tumult of alienating, isolated modern urban life.

There is a lesson for us all contained within that song.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:43, Reply)

I'm totally linking this post as back up
the nest time Monty has a pot shot at my love of this band.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:45, Reply)

You love Sultans of Ping FC as well?
Wow. Let's Go Shopping is one of the finest love songs ever committed to Compact Disc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:47, Reply)

*has it on cassete*
I liked kick me with your leather boots and Teenage Drug.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:49, Reply)

Give Him a Ball and a Yard of Grass
Kick me With Your Leather Boots
Let's Go Shopping
Where's me Jumper?

Great, great songs. To confuse Monty, rather than linking to the post, copy and paste it. Pretend it's yours. You have my permission to use it on a royalty-free basis.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:51, Reply)

Nah mate.
If I wrote that people would know I was taking the piss, coming from you it looks serious.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:53, Reply)

My tongue was firmly in my cheek.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:00, Reply)

I know, mine wasn't.
The sad thing is people will believe yours wasn't either.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 23:04, Reply)

are you aware that you come across as a smug prick?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:09, Reply)

Don't forget pretentious.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

We tend to put up with each other's little foibles on here.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:11, Reply)

Only yours
everyone else's can fuck off.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

O hai hon!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

HAI BGB!
I was about 120 miles closer to you than I am normally today.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

I did feel a lot warmer today.
It must have been the sexual heat emanating from you.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

Damn right.
I was in a room with 4 other women. It's a wonder I didn't get arrested for sexual harrasment.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

*is well jellus of them bitches*

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

They had nothing on you.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

*big grin*
*licks finger*

*touches shoulder*

*makes hissing sound*
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:25, Reply)

Yeah, what the fat bald cunt said!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:13, Reply)

Yeah, but come on......
Dozer can take it. That man has an ego of pure diamond, he can take it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:12, Reply)

oh don't get me wrong,
I have no real problem with him being a smug prick, I just want to make sure he knows he's a smug prick. Oh, and as comrade says, pretentious smug prick.
I'm dull as as anything and I do alright.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:14, Reply)

No, you don't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:16, Reply)

yeah i do,
I'm no [insert popular /OT poster here] but I'm way better than [insert unpopular /OT poster here]
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

Damn girl, that's some fly comeback you got there.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:23, Reply)

Why would I give a flying fuck what a Johnny come lately, tedious cocksmoker thinks of me on the internet?
And there's a vast difference between being smug and being aware of your own level of intelligence.

You should listen to your man Murdock there. His heart's in the right place.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:15, Reply)

Woo!
I'm liking the Murdock, reminds me of my favoutite guy from the A-Team, shame I can't keep it.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

again,
You seem upset. Don't worry, I'm aware of your VERY high mark.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:17, Reply)

Tell him hip hop is boring and derivative shit.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:18, Reply)

alright Al?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:19, Reply)

Alright Doz
Listened to any good music recently, or has it all been hippity hoppity? I've been listening to a lot of Alter Bridge as I'm seeing them in a couple of weeks.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

I go through periods of loving various genres.
I'm getting right back into house again, going out raving helped with that tremendously.

Also still digging drone metal and stoner rock. I've probably bored you re. Sunn O))) before, but what they were doing a few years back was as innovative as Miles Davis and Sun Ra. Just they were doing it was heavy as fuck, slow as fuck heavy metal. Their whole thing (and the thing that appeals to me, apart from the sheer sound of that band) is that they always say that their instruments are their amps, not the guitars. The guitars are just a means to explore what the amps are capable of in terms of texture and timbre.

As a confirmed postmodernist that tickles me reet pink. But they also sound awesome. The gong on Bathory Esrzebet is one of the most sinister things on the face of the planet.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:30, Reply)

I'm sorry Doz, but you're not doing the pretentious implications any favours
with that last post.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:31, Reply)

I don't give a fuck about being accused of pretension.
These are the facts:

Sunn O))) use their amps as their instruments. They use feedback and drones as the basis of their music.

Their approach is similar in style to free jazz.

They are fucking incredible.

have you heard that gong?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:37, Reply)

I'm in a fucking terrible mood too, I hope to wake up tomorrow either with a much better mood or a massive machine gun and three thousand rounds.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:35, Reply)

this
or I have a 3rd option: all the shit I'm trying to sort out is sorted out.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

I don't have any shit to sort out, I just need a good fucking kick in the brain and to snap out of this bullshit funk I seem to have built for myself.
EMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

^this
Omg this
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)

cheer up,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:44, Reply)

you need some vitamin d in your life

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:43, Reply)

is this the miserable in winter bit of the thread?
my brain is falling out too! let's have a losing the plot party! wheeeeeeeeeee!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

I'm miserable in the summer too.
I don't like to cut myself off from being miserable in any season.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:02, Reply)

I HAVE NO CHEESE.
FEEL MY PAIN.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

HA I HAVE CHEESE BUT I'M IN BED NOW SO I'M NOT GOING TO EAT CHEESE
Enjoy the idea of cheese in my fridge, dear, I'm going to let Tim Curry lull me to a slumber.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Freaky!

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

OMG!
I think there is an emergency number for that kind of shit
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Just dial 0800 cheese.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

Stop it, you're making me tumescent.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

I love it when you talk dirty.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

Oh baby
What have I done to upset you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:36, Reply)

gilgamesh is the only good thing about talk these days,
what happened, he said something mean about you?
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:25, Reply)

copier

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:26, Reply)

hey, the truth always has a way

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:28, Reply)

i like it when dull people call people dull what dull people call them

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

i dunno,
Normally I'm all in for a bit of gilgamesh, but its just been a bit of a dull threadrush.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:27, Reply)

man true a thread like every fifteen minutes, that's just silly-bo-billy

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, Reply)

are you counting all the threada that got deleted?
Although that was BM and wombat. Maybe gilgy isn't the problem, but be ain't helping.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:31, Reply)

Take your /talk arguements to talk please.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:33, Reply)

but then you'll be on your own!

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

I like being on my own.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:40, Reply)

yeh right, fiver on you sitting there in your heels and negligee waiting for the council contractor right fucking now

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:52, Reply)

Fuck you and fuck your secret webcam.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:54, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:34, Reply)

:)
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1437231
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

wanna cuddlewuddlewud?

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Will there be a sneaky grope?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:41, Reply)

that's largely up to you

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:49, Reply)

Is it?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:55, Reply)

i haven't thought that far ahead.

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:56, Reply)

You're just another opportunist aren't you?

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:00, Reply)

all i wanted was cuddling,
i didn't expect it to get so complicated!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:06, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:07, Reply)

laughed at as usual :(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:20, Reply)

And you haven't even got your cock out yet.

( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:21, Reply)

:(:(:(:(:(:(

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:22, Reply)

Oh I'm just joshing with you.
Come here you big lummox and give us a hug.
( girlinthehole, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:24, Reply)

hooooray!

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:26, Reply)

Woh', he's not allowed an opinion now? 'cus he ain't in the clique his opinion counts for nowt?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:30, Reply)

im pretty sure we're allowed our opinions on them, just because theyre in your clique their opinions counts for nowt

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

Haha, fair play

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:40, Reply)

hey leave it aht

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:38, Reply)

Slow night here too Windy, but it's alright here mostly, I've fucked off 'cus I've promised my ma's handy man a website for about a month now and have only just started.
It's just a quick site I'm knocking up, nothing special, it'll make ma' happy.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:32, Reply)

bare minimum eh gonz?
tut!
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, Reply)

Hah, yeah', it's a freebie, looks alright though

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 22:39, Reply)

i might make myself a website.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:39, Reply)