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Alt: Holiday plans for the next 12 months.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:17,
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I'm here petal.No real holidays but lots of weekends away.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:18,
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I thought you were planning on heading over to Gambia (or somewhere)(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:20,
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Sri lanka.Put on hold for next year. I prefer lots of short breaks.
Aber in Jan
DG and sweary in Feb
Download festival in June
So far this is all.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:21,
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You could head to the West Country at some point.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:23,
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I'll let you know when there are a fine selection of fun-things happening and we can schedule something around that.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:24,
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Definitely.I'll make a long weekend of it. We should try and get B3th along too.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:26,
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YeapHopefully she'll be working by then - and Amberl will be all better and stuff.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:29,
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Well I shouldn't make wild accusations, but it was totally Comrade Quixote(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:34,
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That's bouncer you muppet.It saddens me that I know this.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:43,
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But it doesn't sadden you that I know it.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:44,
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SUPER DOOPER CHICKEN SANDWICH TIME !!!!!!!Awwww HELL YEAH, ain't had one of those bad boys in a few week, I'm gonna get my Garlic On, if you know what I mean. Butter up that fucker right under the skin.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:20,
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Gonna blog it up this time, now i've perfected it !I forgot about lettus though, so I might have to blog up my next one, which will be this week. I'll photo this one anyway though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:43,
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I'm going to try using apple'n'walnut chutney instead of chili jelly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:49,
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Probably just weekends back to Liverpool until I find a Tigger-sitter(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:32,
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Yes they have been.Alt: no plans, but hopefully a couple of long weekends - including Cornwall I hope.
The other ones will no doubt be in Edinburgh seeing in-laws and hopefully having some job interviews as we have decided to move there when we can.
Neither of us like long holidays - we both get bored.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:33,
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If you mind Our Tigger when you visit, we can go on holiday(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:34,
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We have cats too so I am sure we can work out a reciprocal arrangement. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:37,
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Don't tell her Battered.She'll send her cat down to nick your hubcaps.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:41,
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It's possible I might be up there a fair bit next year too.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:43,
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I'll be up there freeloading when I can, too.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:44,
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Oooh. Get you.Are you still limiting potential employers to the uni, or are you considering other people now as well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:45,
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Nope Uni onlyI am also narrowing it down to one job at the mo because I don;t want to overwhelm myself.
I'm applying for one job and I'll top myself if I don't get it. Lol.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:46,
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So you're really desperate to move then!(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:47,
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I am, but I have to feel right about the job, and also about trying to find a flat over the Christmas holidayso I'll step it up after this week. Just realised I was being a bit quick and I would be better having to hop to it in January when I have time and plenty of annual leave rather than over Chrimbo hols.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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I've just had a yummy dunner an thatNow I'm back.
Not allowed holidays now. Us OAPs can't afford things like that.
Unless I get a fab job. Then it's holiday city!
How about you, Jeffster? What have you got goin' on?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:38,
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You liar, you're coming on holiday to the New York of the North West next week!(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:39,
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That's not next year, though.A week on Friday, woo! Shoppery and fun!
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:42,
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Probably have a few weekends away.I'm undecided what to do work-wise at the minute. I've got a new contract if I want it. But I'm not sure if I want it, or if I fancy going away for a couple of months.
The chances are, I'll take the contract as I've got no idea what the employment situation will be like if I go away.
Sensible answer is sensible.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:41,
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Pragmatism is the answer.It's boring being a grown up.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:45,
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^thisI try and pepper the boring bits with wanton silliness.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:46,
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I wondered why it there were two moons in the sky.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:48,
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I find several weekends away across the year more relaxing than one two week break.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:54,
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I might book a holiday with Thomas CookThey've been on the telly all day, so they must be dead good.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:58,
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Haha!Guy at work paid his deposit for his Thomas Cook holiday next year before the shit hit the fan.
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girlinthehole, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:59,
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Get Mr B3th to book the Saga cruise now, that way when he dies (they always hang on until just after Christmas) you'll still have a discounted holiday to look forward toYou'll probably pick up a nice lonely widower as well!!
Make sure he's got money this time.
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 19:57,
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I plan to go to Greece somewhere next yearor the USA. It depends on what's going on with life and people and things. Oh and Berlin or Bruges for the Christmas market, maybe. Even if I have to go on my own, haha.
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TB not planning on going with you berk?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:08,
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This doesn't sound too cleverI'll bet his international tennis career went nowhere because he didn't like flying.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:10,
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What the hell are you talking about? This sounds awesome !Don't you remember how mardy he got last time she swan off to far flung lands?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:54,
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Evening JeffI've just managed to get a second job, fixing PCs for my landlord. Means I need to go to the other houses round Macc he owns, won't be difficult. Won't earn me a huge amount, but still, a nice addition to my pay.
Alt: None yet.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:14,
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Followed by lots of repeat visits because they've deleted that anti-virus software you installedbecause "it wouldn't let me get to my websites".
Yes, those porn websites that riddled your poor fucking computer with STDs the last time, you half-wit.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:21,
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Yep, I'm aware of thatFookin idiots
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:25,
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I've spent years sorting laptops for friends before, I'm very much the same!(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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Oh, the old personal IT support guy.My friends are pretty good about that, to be fair to them. I only get involved if it's properly broken.
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Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:33,
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Good work AAYoungster today have no work-ethic. You're a beacon of hope to the North.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:17,
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The North is just glad he's not stealing car wheels for a living.(
Kroney, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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Right.I'm going to the Chinese. Anyone want owt?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:18,
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I made chicken green pepper black bean sauce last night ta Jeff(
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:19,
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How did you make the black bean sauce?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:20,
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Are you kidding me?Did I fuck make it. I chopped up chicken, peppers, a chilli, some garlic and onion, stir-fried it with soy sauce then added a sachet of bb sauce. Some things you gotta leave to the experts.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:24,
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Well to make bb sauce you need black beans, saki, something, something.Seems a bit daunting. I make most of may sauces from scratch but not that or green curry paste.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:28,
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Thai green curry is a bit of a faff but it's worth itso much nicer than stuff out of a jar.
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Can you get them to stop devaluing their currency?THATS AN ECONOMICS JOKE PEOPLE
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trying not to plan past new years ATM.No good reason, I just like the idea of a nice fresh year, all unplanned and open to be what ever I want it to be.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:30,
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Me too!I had teriyaki beef and noodles. It was well lush.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:00,
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Seeing as I can't cook *at all*I've started myself off using those packs you get from the supermarket, where you get all the ingredients and you just follow the instructions.
I'm hoping that after a while, some of it will sink in and I'll figure out how to do actual cooking.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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good workall necessary things have been achieved. was it delicious? Later, you should poo
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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I was very nice.I had half a portion of crispy beef and half chow mein.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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i was busy loosing some arrowsalt: there is an outside possibility of a trip to Ecuador, but I think I'll have to wait for the next one of those trips. Alternatively just larp events
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:52,
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loose is right - not lose - I know exactly where they are
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 20:59,
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OK, so a couple went into the curtainbehind the targetsbut I didn't have my sights right then
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:01,
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Lucky you didn't 'blind' someoneAnd we're off!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:02,
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Oi!, I've got my eye on you(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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Were the curtains British made or were they 'curtain Pole'(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:05,
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I think they were venetian(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:06,
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How do you make a venetian blind, Captain?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:11,
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I believe it requires various lengths of still fabricand cord
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:13,
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totally buying one of thesewww.bowsports.com/acatalog/KAP_Winstar_II_-_BOW.html
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:03,
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pffguns are for losers
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:09,
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Archery bows don't kills peopleRappers do.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:24,
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I think you'll find it's the arrows what do the killin(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:25,
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Don't put your arrows in me.I'll be all of quiver.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:26,
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then you'll be shafted(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:30,
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When choosing your weapon of choice...Do you become a BO'! SELECTA!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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Holland in eight days.And wherever else Fulham end up in Europe on our way to the final.
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That's some European football based travel Baz.I get to go to Cardiff. In a coach. Because the police won't trust us not to say rude words on the M4 or something if we drive ourselves.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:15,
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I know I said the exact same thing two years ago.But we will NEVER get into Europe again, I'm milking this time round for everything its got. And it's a massive bonus that I'll be stopping over in Amsterdam next week. The amount of brasses I can get to do stretches in my hotel room is going to be huge.
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You need to get a group of them to do a work-out and film it on your phone.If some of the no-marks from those reality telly shows can make a fortune at Christmas with a fitness DVD, I'd imagine 'Bazza's Brasses' will net you a fortune.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:21,
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My favourite ever serial killer is Ted Bundy, then Dennis Nilsen at number two and a close third place for Jeffrey Dahmer.But lately I have been fascinated by John Bunting (though he wasn't actually a serial killer, he was more mass murder).
Does anyone else rate Ted Bundy as their favourite?
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He was funny in Married With Children.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:33,
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no he was infriends
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:37,
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only on the 'Long Pig' special(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:39,
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Tell a lie.It was Al Bundy.
Christina Applegate played Kelly.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:41,
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Evening!I have been watching Stourbridge from the 7th tier of English football - whatever that is - beat Plymouth. Come on you Glass Boys! Apparently.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:29,
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Gotta be honest.I feel a bit sorry for Plymouth. 3 years ago they were a good Championship side, and got fucked over by a foreign owner.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 21:34,
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It's a fair cop, guvnorbut local radio have been bigging up Stourbridge all day, so I'm quite pleased to see them do well.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 22:11,
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I speak as a follower of lower-league football for more years than I care to remember.You gotta feel sorry for their supporters.
The number of times you get asked, 'Who do you support?' only to reply, 'Bristol City' and then get asked, 'Yeah, but what Premier League team?' makes their demise all the more worrying. Thankfully, BCFC seem to be in good hands.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 22:15,
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Could be worse, could be AmericanHow News Angles Work
Reports The BBC: 'Beckham wins MLS Cup with Galaxy.'
Reports RTE Sport: 'Keane on form as Galaxy land MLS Cup.'
What actually happened: Landon Donovan scored the only goal of the game in the MLS Cup final.
(from football365)
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 22:27,
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hahahahaWho have the Baggies got this weekend?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 22:33,
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Spursso thats us screwed then...
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 22 Nov 2011, 23:14,
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