Now you've had your daily feed
Lets talk about Wormulus some more.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:08, 111 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

What's the best thing about your body, Wormulus?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:11, Reply)

Ask your Mum

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

Chin

(PsychoChomp, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:14, Reply)

cr3 only spread that rumour to make himself look more normal.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

Sheesh! and I'm accused of needing internet validation.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

I like the new relaxed, go with the flow, let's see how it goes Wormulus.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:16, Reply)

You do need internet validation.
Everyone here does. Just some of them are too shit to realise it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:19, Reply)

I'd love some internet valication
best of all the validations.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

*applies VALIDATED stamp to your (probably) fat sweaty face*

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

It's like you can *see* me

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:29, Reply)

I've been to a bash.
It was like Night of the Living Amorphous Gibbosities.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)

I've started reading Warrior Wolf Women of the Wasteland by Carlton Mellick III.
I like it.
He's a very handsome man.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:18, Reply)

Very underground.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:20, Reply)

It's a bit odd.
He's clearly a sex wrong.
But I like it.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

He certainly looks wrongsexed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I read Satan Burger last month.
Most of the second half was taken up with the protagonist screwing a four year old blue alien with big tits. The "blue woman" couldn't talk and didn't eat normal food, it ate spunk. Through its cunt.
Eventually it spunked down his neck through its tongue and made him pregnant.
I'll not lie, I had to rub one out every couple of pages.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Hahahaha!
Alien porn!

Is nothing sacred?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Alien PAEDO porn, at that.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

And kind of gay.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:42, Reply)

He looks like Baldmonkey unsurprisingly.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:43, Reply)

SEXY.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Hasn't someone demanded that you be banned yet?

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:22, Reply)

I expect so.
It fills me with a warm glow.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

How many people are sharing the account?

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

potentially two of us
but i think it's actually just me
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

Did you see the comment about you 'levelling up' all your accounts to the same post count?
I lolled.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

No.
No. I must've missed that.
In a way, when you think about it, it's a little bit like, sort of, everyone on this site is an almighty prick.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

It's not like they are pricks. They are.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

We are. Yes.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

He looks like a fat ballbag to me.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

I won't lie to you, b_m
I'm both deeply disturbed and slightly impressed by the effort you've gone to with this Mellick chap. Tell me, what happens if I actually try and buy one of his books on Amazon? I mean, how do you manage to maintain an Amazon ad for something that doesn't exist?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I mean
Some friends and I once made up a band, complete with history, back catalogue and lyrics, just to see what would happen we we posted it, but that was all done in one gin-fuelled weekend.... but this is above and beyond.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

It freaked me out a bit. I ended up emailing him asking what the fuck he was doing with my face and why he had put stupid mutton chops on it.
He explained that in the near future, I upset so many people that I escape by going back to the year 2000 and pretending to be an American author. So apparently, I AM him. That or he was fibbing.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

But I'm a fairly honest chap, so I don't think I would lie to my past self in the future.

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:15, Reply)

Also, I got him to read a copy of my poetry book.
He said he liked the cover but the poems were crap.
So there. A REAL AUTHOR LIKES MY WORK.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:16, Reply)

sorry but i don't know who wormulus is, he sounds like some sort of prick tho

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:21, Reply)

No need to apologise
Plenty of haters for you to hang out with on OT Quentin.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:23, Reply)

why would they hate you wormulus what you ever do to them?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

Maybe its my devil-may-care attitude
Maybe its jealousy
Who knows Quentin, haters gon' hate.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

i'll bet its jealousy wormulus, you seem like a stand up guy
if i had to suck the cocok of any man on b3ta it owuld be you
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:28, Reply)

That's sweet of you
Lets hope that day never comes.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

I'M NOT SURE I'D SWALLOW, i might just let you splurt on my forehead or hair, maybe in my eyes or down my neck and chest
up to you really, where would you want to put it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

Out of respect for you Quentin
I'd give it a miss.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:33, Reply)

no need to respect me wormulus, i'm willing to give this a go
are you more of a shoot youtr load on my bum and all up my back kind of a guy? do you like to spill your mess ona tummy? maybe you got a niche fetish or summat and like shoulders or neck?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Quentin
I think its great that you feel welcome enough to share your degradnig fantasies.

Imagine how you'd feel if you shared this and people were hatin'?
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I don't want you to feel like that.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i don't think i could ever empathise with you there wormulus, i'm very popular on the internet, loved by all

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

That's because you're awesome son
I'm proud of you.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

its true i am, moon girl technolgies loves me and so does rachelswipe, i'm quite the stud

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Man, if you ever come to a bash you'll be knee-deep in fanny.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

I hope he washes his feet then.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

i'll wear my spiderman welllies

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Always sensible to take precautions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I love watching you dance
webfe.sickipedia.org/sys/wormuluscam/
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:24, Reply)

Chins up
maybe one day you'll have your own animated gif tribute.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:25, Reply)

I hope not
I'm sure a giant animated vagina would feature. Possibly a seafood restuarant
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:26, Reply)

Ugly genitalia and food
All Qotw All the time.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:27, Reply)

It's the only place I'm vaguely tolerated

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

No idea who you are

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:31, Reply)

I'm a guy from the other boards
Recently there's been a bit of Wormulus bashing going on over here so I've come to set the record straight.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:34, Reply)

It's funny, because the only person I've ever seen mention your name is you.

Edit: Correction - I've just seen CQ mention you in the previous thread, but only in the context of wanting to avoid you.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:35, Reply)

Haha.

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:36, Reply)

It would have passed me by
but I did a vanity search the other day and was shocked to see the haters hating.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Don't hate the players, Wormy
Hate the game.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

These aren't players Badger
I'm the player, I be playin' and the haters be seein' me playin' and be hatin'
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I've never played nobody who wasn't in the game.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:50, Reply)

Be honest, not even you know what you're talking about by this point

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

haters gonna hate.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Needy type of gimp are ya?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

How's the old employement situation going Wormy?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Got something part time Gonzy
Always looking for a bit more on the side though.
( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:46, Reply)

Coolio, if I see anything, I'll let you know.
Where you working?
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Oh man I just dropped lentils on my LWI
That's not even a euphemism
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:48, Reply)

LWI?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:53, Reply)

It's a how-to manual for LAN order placement
I have no idea what any of the letters stand for.

I am awesome at my job.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Ahh, right.
I too am awesome at my job, except when it involves talking to customers, but then this just help people understand why I should never be customer-facing.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Understandable
I'm quite good at talking to customers as long as they're not mongs. This is why I retreated from customer-facing employment.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Talking to customers
from your call centre?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Over the phone though
They can't see the exasperated faces I'm pulling, or the faeces I'm posting.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

Don't be daft Lad.
I'm and engineer, but occasionally I need to talk to the people we are doing the work for. when it's conversation between engineers it all goes swimmingly and stuff gets done, when management/marketing gets involved, it can go a bit mammaries vertical.

Oh, and for the record, I'm not a 'proper' engineer, but it's what it says on my business cards.

Edit, whups, thought that was to me, not darth. it's been a long day.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

DF is our resident call center drone. ;-)
You and I had the engineer convo when we met.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Clarification, lest the Comrade dump me for this revelation;
I'm not
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

It's allright sweety, I know full-well what you do for a living.
*has no clue what you do for a living*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:10, Reply)

I'm not sure myself
As long as they keep paying me reasonably well I'm happy not to rock the boat by finding out
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

He is in charge of some cleaners.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Yeah, I have one of those jobs too.
I have at least 3 distinct job-roles and I work in a fairly niche industry. Sadly all 3 are being bus ATM which will make the next week or so a fucker.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:14, Reply)

Did we?
I must have been drunk, amazed you remember, you were practically levitating.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

As Wormfood says
I be playin' and when people see me levitatin' they be salivatin'

Or some shit.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:13, Reply)

Ok then.
good luck with that, laters, I'm off back to work.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:17, Reply)

Surprised your employers didn't spot this when they first met you.

( WormuIus, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Well, as they were hiring me as an engineer, they may well have done and just not cared.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

Free sandwiches, Wormulus.
FREE.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I feel there's been a disappointing slip in standards regarding scarf-wearing
how does Wormulus feel about this?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:54, Reply)

What animal do you get if you cross a dog with a rooster?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:55, Reply)

a barking cock!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:56, Reply)

NO.
A cock-hound. A fucking cock-hound.
Still, the sun's out.
(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:57, Reply)

a cockadoodle!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:58, Reply)

a chickenshitzu?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 13:59, Reply)

What do you get if you cross a buffet with a boat yard?

(The Personality Horse www.tinyurl.com/perhor, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:00, Reply)

wet sausage rolls!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)

a glasgow who kills vampires?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:08, Reply)

That's a cross between a Cocker-spaniel and a Poodle.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:01, Reply)

a henmaraner!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:05, Reply)

A cockadoodlepoo

( girlinthehole, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:06, Reply)

a labrad-squaw!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:07, Reply)

a clucker spaniel!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:09, Reply)

Aw, it's like the old truth fairy days, eh?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

a bloodhend!

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:18, Reply)

Go on.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:02, Reply)

It's a cockhound.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Capochien?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 24 Nov 2011, 14:04, Reply)