Mornin'.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:46, 88 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

hey Gonz, how's your packing going?

(Bazongaloid, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:48, Reply)

Thank fuck i'm copy'n'pasting, this is attempt three to post this.
The removal people will do all the packing. Something really sucks, the waldrobes can't come 'till the first couple of weeks in jan which means the carpet can't go in 'till after 'cus it'll be cut around it. And the lovely amazing sofas won't come 'till mid Jan so I have to use my current sofas for a little while. Jan is gonna be mostly living out of boxes and stuff, but I don't mind that so much, but it's not as good. I've been cleaning the place though, making sure that everything is easy to move. We're gonna get some industral cleaners, some kind of CSI shit on the 29th. My deposit was a lot higher than what I thought so getting them is covered.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:59, Reply)

My mates got removal people in to do their last move for them, she was ready-to-drop pregnant and he's not very manly, said it was the best money they'd ever spent.
The guys came in with a hundred or so boxes, packed everything up, wrote the contents on the boxes, loaded them into their big van and delivered them to the new house in a sensible order. I'm totally doing that next time.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:13, Reply)

Yeah', thats whats happening here, I'm spending pretty much every penny I'll ever have both past and future....
.... £300 or soo isn't anything on the scale of things and would save me weeks of work.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

I've been up since 7am.
Watched a couple of episodes of Mongrels, some QI, faffed about on the internet and now I'm going to command my daughter to make bacon sandwiches.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 9:54, Reply)

I saw this "Three and a half blokes" show.
Christ all mighty, sheen is a dickhead, they're all dickheads.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:00, Reply)

Two and a Half Men never appealed to me before Ashton Kutcher took over from Sheen, now it makes me giggle a bit.

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:09, Reply)

when I had a telly I used to watch that
it was occassionally funny, but I'm not sure why I bothered, TV does that to you. Yeah, they were all dickheads
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:48, Reply)

Alright Gonz?
glad to hear your move is coming together.
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:15, Reply)

Mornin' Berk !
I bought the dinning table and the couch yesterday, well, put the desposit down. HOW AWSEOME IS THAT !?!??! I OWN A DINNING ROOM TABLE AND TWO SOFAS AND 6 DINNING ROOM CHAIRS.

I saw the headboard I wanted yesterday too, it's like a black sata,n really puffy, with buttons in a grid so it puffs out more. I'm gonna get something like that and superglue plastic costume-jullery dimonds in.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I'm getting all Lauren Borough Something up in this place.
Score big time with some 'suicide girls'.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:28, Reply)

I own a sofa and a dining table and two chairs :)
however I don't own a house and probably never will, so you win.
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:44, Reply)

Never say never, two sets of incomes could easily sort out a mortgage =)

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I can't help feeling a Black Satan headboard is asking for trouble

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:47, Reply)

I'm glad you didn't say good morning, because it ain't.
I'm off to bed.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:26, Reply)

Haha, gutted, good night then?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:27, Reply)

I didn't even go out last night, I went out on Friday
and we were all stupid enough to carry on the festivities until about two hours ago.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:33, Reply)

Oh sweet, was it worth it? You must be shattered, you remember what you got up too? You must be crashing pretty hard.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:40, Reply)

Hardcore
I'm strangely impressed..
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:43, Reply)

alright Barry?
Did you listen to the rest of that Back to Basics mix?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:22, Reply)

morning
it's sunny and for once in the last couple of months I am totally chilled.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:42, Reply)

Morning
I'm in bed. But I'm gonna get up in a minute and go shopping.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 10:55, Reply)

Whatcha gonna buy?

(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:01, Reply)

Probably more thing I don't need
Like more trainers or jeans.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:03, Reply)

Best kind of shopping
no christmas presents?
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:04, Reply)

Maybe
But I'll probably spend most cash on me. That's the sort of mood I'm in today. What are you doing today?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:08, Reply)

I took out £30 out of the cashpoint because that is all it said I could have, and I figure if I take out £30, it's better to do that today than tomorow go there and it be £0 'cus dumbass gaylord direct debit or whatever has gone missing.
I get paid on tuesday.

The awnser is 'yes', at this point in time, it was perhaps, in hinesite, unwise to purchase quite a considerable amount of items I have purchased this month.

Way to much month left at the end of money =(
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:50, Reply)

Bumming around mainly
I may pop in to town myself, it's a nice day for a walk.
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:30, Reply)

It is glorious
here in Bristol.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:36, Reply)

It's time for the daily "Oh Gonz ! You creepy little pervert" thread of the day....
... *intro theme*....
I'd like to see Berk's glorious Bristols !
... *Canned laughter, "oh Gonz !" and outro theme*...
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:45, Reply)

hahahaha
I'm sure if you asked her nicely....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:48, Reply)

Maybe for christmas i'll get a gaz with a Joint Photographic Experts Group Image with a quailty of 70% compression at 1200x1910 resolution, with minimal artifacts ....
... containing a dataset created with CMOS sensor containing the RAW input data created by a combination of photons to give definition of.... blah blah blah, this makes no sense to technical people as well as normal people..... but basicly, a titgaz.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:30, Reply)

You won't.

( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Oh well, at least I won't live in a haunted house anymore.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

I really should have asked as to what the situation was in regards to otherworldy enterties are before exchanging.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:11, Reply)

OH BOY I'VE EXCHANGED AND WILL BE MOVING IN SOON !!!

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:12, Reply)

Hurrah!

( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:17, Reply)

For all it counts, morning.

(The Luggage is haunted..., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:17, Reply)

When I was a little bitty baby ma mama done rock me in the cradle.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 11:49, Reply)

Right.
A sausage sandwich and then the shops. And maybe a coffee.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 12:31, Reply)

I spent so long umming and ahhing about going out for breakfast or just making a sausage sandwich
that I ended up having breakfast at 11:45. Not really breakfast then.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 14:46, Reply)

Had a sausage sandwich from the local famers market earlier. WIN.
I am now slow cooking a shank of venison we bought there for a fiver.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:15, Reply)

Oh nice!
I am now regretting being so lazy on Saturday morning and not going to the FM for some meaty goodness.
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 15:27, Reply)

I'm back from shopping.
Just wanted to let you all know.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:40, Reply)

Five hours I spent in Manchester shopping with my mum today.
*wimpers*
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:54, Reply)

You should have taken cash or a credit card instead.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 16:55, Reply)

It's not funny Jeff.
I hate shopping.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:00, Reply)

What did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:03, Reply)

I bought a top I'm going to return because I don't really like it. /wimmin
Some cheapish boots that will be great in the snow and I will be able to drive in and a flannel nightshirt.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:07, Reply)

a flannel nightshirt eh....
Sounds sensible.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:08, Reply)

I am all of the sexeh.
I knew I shouldn't have bought that bloody top but luckily my mum's going back to Manchester so she can return it for me.
( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Well, this is certainly true.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

Me too
I didn't find any of the things I wanted so I spent £15 on christmas decorations from John Lewis. Not exactly the cardigan or pair of jeans I was after..
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:04, Reply)

I bought a coat I didn't need.
I'm just like Barry. But without the drugs.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:06, Reply)

I found a great jumper
but they didn't have it in my size. I'm terrible at Christmas, I go out looking for stuff for other people and all I see is stuff I want to buy for myself..
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:10, Reply)

I'm the other way round. I go looking for things for myself, and find stuff that I know other people would love.
Sometimes I wish I were a billionaire philanthropist.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Oh, don't get me wrong, I do that too
I love buying presents. I just wish I had more money so that I could buy me presents, too, instead of feeling faintly resentful that I'm spending all of my money on other people when I've found a load of pretty things that I want..
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:22, Reply)

Why not write a Christmas list
And then send it to Santa.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I dropped £140 on a coat I don't need.
It's a shame they had it in my size.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:14, Reply)

Fucking hell
I wish I had that kind of money to spend on things I don't need!
(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:23, Reply)

That's most of my xmas budget.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:24, Reply)

And mine..

(berk, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

It was most of mine as well.
:(

I'm now thinking I really ought to take it back.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:27, Reply)

I just helped a friend spend a grand on a new laptop.
I felt ill. Nice laptop, though.
( Kroney, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:36, Reply)

Ouch,
Still, I suppose they'll be able to download smut in HD now.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, Reply)

I just used my laptop to spend two grand.
I shouldn't be allowed near computers.
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:44, Reply)

What did you buy?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:47, Reply)

Tickets to Japan.
Could have done it cheaper, but have saved up so we didn't have to. I think I'll wait until the new year before I start looking at the train tickets.
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

I've never been there.
Have you been before?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:51, Reply)

Yes, I lived there for a while, so I get to visit some friends while I'm there.
Going at cherry-blossom time - bliss!
( thealternativefact, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:53, Reply)

I bet you look bloody handsome in it though.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:39, Reply)

No.
I look snug and warm in it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:41, Reply)

Pfft!

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:42, Reply)

What does Pffr mean?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:43, Reply)

No idea.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:48, Reply)

Well you said it.
you must know what it means.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:50, Reply)

No I didn't.

( girlinthehole, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:55, Reply)

So you didn't.
But yes. I look snug and warm in it. I don't do handsome.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:56, Reply)

It's type of jacket, isn't it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:42, Reply)

only if he buttons it over his head

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:14, Reply)

^ This.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:15, Reply)

i be heading out now
have a great evening y'all
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:26, Reply)

Going anywhere nice?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:27, Reply)

Silly Gonz, it's afternoon.
How is everybody? I've been up since six, been very busy and productive, and I'm now watching the racing and falling asleep.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:09, Reply)

What have you done that needed you to be busy and productive?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:15, Reply)

Bootsale first thing. Two, in fact.
Then we started clearing out some major junk from the living room. You would not believe how proud I am that you can not only *see* my sideboard, but that it is also clean and polished (as are all the ornaments).
I feel all domesticated and that.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:18, Reply)

Small world.
Blousie bought some boots today as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 17:28, Reply)

Just now I went in to the turkish shop behind me for some flatbread to make some pizza, and they had in their fruit stand...
... this fruit which is quite hard and brittle, tastes just like a cross between dates and chocolate, has tiny seeds that you can't eat (I think). I asked them what it was and they didn't know and the one person who did couldn't give me an english name (and the turkish one I can't remember). I also thought I've never had a custard apple or gwavah before so I get some of them too.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 27 Nov 2011, 18:23, Reply)