Really people, still talking about banks?
If it was wank banks then I may understand as you're all a bunch of filthy minded hobgoblins.

Shall we now talk about our pensions?

I couldn't decide if I wanted a Twix or a Double Decker chocolate today, they should make a half and half one for undecided people. What two foods would you like to see welded together so you didn't have to make tough decisions? Al, merging a pie with another pie doesn't count.

That's a shit question really. but better than banks.

You can also suggest my perfect job so I can narrow down my search as I don't have a clue what I want to do
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:33, 194 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

My pension is OK, ta
Are you suggesting a single Decker here? A Carol, if you will?

I'd weld steak, cheese and mushroom together into the SUPERFOOD KING

Alt:
Fish restaurant
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:36, Reply)

I hate you

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
I think you'd be amazing on the Samaritans helpline. Depressed? FUCKING KILL YOURSELF THEN!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

I think I'd actually say
Could be worse, you could be Sportscow and then they'd go haha oh yeah you're totally right, my life isn't as bad as I though. Thaks badger love you long timexxx
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

The Vietnamese Samaritan line then?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)

They need help too you know

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

Harrow?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

racistlols

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Maybe a Desmond?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

oh damn you
i have deleted my stomp. but as i typed it, you can have it as my gift to you:

"christ it's quieter than quentin's gaz inbox on here today.

i've just got french onion soup from EAT for lunch and offered a choice of chopsticks or a fork with which to eat it by the harassed tillmonkey. i was also miles away, took the question seriously, and was seriously confused. what's the most surreal thing you've been asked recently?

alt: this soup is extremely low in cals and fat, but extremely high in salt. does this make it UNhealthy? i thought salt was no longer the enemy? do you use a lot of salt when you cook/pour it on everything?

alt alt: why did i think these 2 questions would spark it up a bit?"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:37, Reply)

Salt is bad for you, yes
Hope this helps
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

Piri piri chicken bap, Worcester sauce crisps and a can of Coke
NOMNOMNOMNOMNOMNOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

french fries?
Those are awesome
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

No, just Walkers
I agree on the french fry ones though
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

esp if you crumble feta or some other form of lard over them
i went to megan's on the kings road on fri night, their french fries were so skinny and crispy it was almost like eating crisps. 11/10.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

I hope you chose the fork
I don't think I use enough salt. Because I get told to put more in so I do then it tastes batter.
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

semenlols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

it is chockful of onions
but not enough to demand a fork.

i do eat ice cream with a fork though. everyone thinks this is odd, but i'd just rather take small mouthfuls neatly off the end of a fork than cram an entire spoon into my gob...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

What do you do with the melty stuff at the end?
Also from what I've heard you normally don't have an issue with cramming things in your gob
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

chortle

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

yes but hardly any of those things were as well-endowed as a spoon

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

What about the shiny end?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

you are on grim form today
desperate to squeeze it out!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

I'm spent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

it was aa talking about sweetcorn that did it, wasn't it?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

whoops!
There I go again!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

It is possible to put slightly less on the spoon you know

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

also i have a date tonight
and i have managed to spill a little bit on my top. as it's a black top and an almost clear soup, you can't see it. but omg you can smell it. great. hello, isn't this date fun, what, that smell of fake vegetarian beef? no, can't smell anything...

.... mind you, he'll be lucky if i don't burst into tears about the ex all over him, so the beefy whiff might well be the least of his worries. poor guy.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

On the plus side, french onion soup spillage may dry looking like spunk

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

on my sleeve
would be a very odd place for anyone to have blown his wad
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

When touching the vinegar strokes, aim can be impaired

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

This is most accurate
Unlike my aim.

*may still feel guilty about ruining a ladies garment*
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:47, Reply)

cock ex?
I thought he was non-ex until Jan? Or did you man the fuck up about it and ditch his well toned arse?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

i got fed up of the total headfuckery over the weekend
following his usual barrage of texts/emails. who texts/emails their ex 4-5 times a day with everything from flirting about when they had sex to deeply intimate stuff about a massive family argument and sends them pics of stuff like their gym and their breakfast "with the teabags that you bought me" if they just want to be friends... but i genuinely don't think he can see that it's confusing...

so yeah, in the end i said, that i wasn't cool with it. and got back some very upset but accepting texts about how he will always want to see me if i ever change my mind and how we are BFFs. which i deleted. then went to my friend's and got very drunk!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

hurrah
I'm very proud
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

fanks
it had to be done eventually. but i haven't been this gutted since i was 21. he's a fucking idiot!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Well a least you've stopped fucking an idiot

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

an that
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

TGB sage advice 101
stage 1 - stop fucking idiots.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

the fucking wasn't so much the problem
he wanted all the other intimate stuff that normally people don't want to keep - in my experience, if they want to keep in touch, they usually want to keep the sex but ditch the rest of it! i told him that it wasn't a friendship, it was him cherrypicking what he wanted out of a relationship, but that went down like a cup of cold sick.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

eeew cold sick boiks

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

i love that phrase
so.... accurate.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

It does actually make me feel a little bit of warm sick in the back of my throat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

that and "i could eat a monkey's miscarriage"
are two of my most favourite expressions
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:07, Reply)

No, they are mostly accusing me of being Quentin.
Grrr.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:38, Reply)

*chants*
QUENTIN QUENTIN QUENTIN QUENTIN QUENTIN
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:39, Reply)

Fuck you man, I thought we were friends.
Just fo this I may change my username so you can't tell me from him.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:43, Reply)

This is easy for me as you're purple and he's blue

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:45, Reply)

haha bluenamer
is there a more cutting b3ta insult?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

haha I have just noticed everyone else in this thread is purple

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

i'm special

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

But not unique

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i've reported you to modolith, your in deep shit

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

why?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

cos he's impersoanting me and that isn't allowed

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Maybe you're impersonating him?
It's hard to tell
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

I thought he was me.
Or am I him now?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

He's not /ot mod you spaz.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

i bet he could find one of your posts on talk and ban you to fuck

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

I never dun nuffing on /Talk
I'll get him to ban you instead, he's my buddy.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:02, Reply)

Excellent.
Everone else will just have to fucking suffer for not believing me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Turn your icon off to really confuse people

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

Cheers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

you've even monged up the typing to sound like him
nice work
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

i got your back

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

This is one of the reasons to suspect he's me.
we both type like flids, the difference is he puts it on, mine is natural.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

woohoo
three laps of the pe hall and back to the gym for me!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

so is it more fliddish to be a flid
or to pretend to be a flid for attention?

er.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:03, Reply)

Mine's a genetic defect, so not my fault
He just pretends to be broken. I'd say it make him worth, but feel free to come up with your own answer.

We can both type decent English too, I just have to try harder and he has to stop trying to be LOL-Gonz.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Are you?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:40, Reply)

No.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

yes but its a secret

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I like your festive name

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

Than you.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

WHAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

HELLO GONZ'S FEMALE COLLEAGUE!!!!!!!!!

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

technically Linux is the better operating system

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

i am shruggging but you can't see it but i am

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

It depends on what you think is important in a relationship

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

No, we are not.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:44, Reply)

HELP WHA GWAN??

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

Your having a break down dear
just breath deeply and remember it's along the tracks, not across the road.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

ok kewl cheers thx bbz

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I've not even considered a pension yet
That decision is easy, don't have a Double Decker, they're vile. I'd combine a Boost with KitKat chunky, I think. Either that, or a Twirl.

Alternatively, I'd combine bread and bacon, so you could have an instant bacon sandwich at anytime.

Human Smuggler?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:41, Reply)

Boosts are excellent
Twirls, not so.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

I would sellotape a sugar puff to an beefburger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:42, Reply)

And sell them as scale models of TGB's vagina?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:46, Reply)

This doesn't make sense and you know it

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

I agree
What does the sugar puff represent?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

clit innit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

I would staple a merangue to a turkey escalope

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I would lash a trifle to Dover Sole

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

i would strap on a arctic roll and fuck an onken biopot

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

then make you lick it

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

I would spatchcock a pheasant and fill it with Angel Delight

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

then make you lick it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Oh, yes please Daddy.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

i would nail a raw chicken breast to a danish pastry and frisbee it up your bunger

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Holy fuck it's ADAM

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

nah snot, i jsut didn['t think scatching would do the job

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

SHut it QUix
I'm trying to come clean here!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

i yam not firsbee adam

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Yes we am.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:06, Reply)

Yes, yes I am.
You founded me out.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

If he half folded the burger, and stuck the sugar puff at the top, it totally would.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

this beefburger is uncooked

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

just how I like it.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

My pension is in good order, but I need to be putting more money into it.
This is a news year's resolution.

Twix is shit Double Decker FTW.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:47, Reply)

Quents, you know your chocolate treats

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

thats not me, it hsa a icon?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:49, Reply)

This is why I added the s to the end

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

to the end of what? what are you talking about?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Quent

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

yeah, what?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Snot.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

LOL

(Battered., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Most kind, you indescriminate northern fucknut.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

This answer makes you CQ

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Well spotted whippet-molester.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Why are you pretending to be Quentin, CQ?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

I pay 4% of my salary every month into a pension and my company matches this
I might go on strike and have a cry about it at some point.

I'd like to see more food in pasty form, so it can be eaten on the go without a wrapper left over, lasagne pasty anyone.

Alt: you should totally open a box factory in your massive box
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:48, Reply)

I put in 3% and the company puts in 7%
They had lasagne pies at Centreparcs. I had one. It was odd
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:50, Reply)

3% to 7% that's pretty good
normally they match your contribution, I'm definately off for a sulk now.

*calls police about jeremy Clarkson*
*is laughed off the line*
*sulks*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

I thought so, yes
With us being a private company I think our directors are big on a good pension and such like
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

fuck off about the box factory!
But lasagne pasty has my interest...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Get yourself to Penrith then!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:51, Reply)

Lasagne pasty could well be awesome
However, like all store bought lasagne, it'd likely be shite, and have no sweetcorn in it.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:52, Reply)

Why would it ever, ever, ever have sweetcorn in?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

Somewhere badgers hair just fell out

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:53, Reply)

*checks*

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Not you box badger, the pedantic correct badger ; )

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

oh he's already lost all his hair

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

That's becasue so many people are WRONG

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:11, Reply)

no, it's because of genetic influences
god, how can you be so WRONG?

/I'm limiting being pedantically right on here now. It seems it only worked well for the LULZ on /talk. Although obviously it's fucking compulsory on /QOTW, the retards.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

yeah but sugar isnt food
(walks away whistling)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:45, Reply)

well played, sir.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 15:02, Reply)

Sorry, just fancied rehashing an argument that I inadvertently started the other day
Sweetcorn in lasagne, yea or nay?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

Yay in ours
But this is to get the kids to eat more veg
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

Tis a good plan
Serve it with broccoli too, that is very good at picking up the cheesey goodness of the sauce.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Broccoli and cauliflower should always have a cheese sauce!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

Cauliflower is vile

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:24, Reply)

nay

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

er
it's a long time since i've eaten beef/lamb lasagne. but sweetcorn? really?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:54, Reply)

I love sweetcorn, I don't see what is wrong with having it in bolognaise sauce

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

I put sweetcorn in bolognaise. But not in lasagne.
Because I am weird
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

it's fine in veggie lasagne
but weird with mince, i'd have thought
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

I make both in the same way, only difference is that I dump bolognaise on top of pasta
Lasagne is a slightly more complex affair.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

/lamb lasagne curtains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

er...
bees are on the WHAT, now?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:56, Reply)

Wrong hole if sweetcorn is there Apey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Goodbye lunch, it was nice knowing you.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

Sportsdiet
Twice the food, half the weight
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:05, Reply)

I tried those Tesco Lasagne sandwiches when they were about.
They were every bit as rank as I am sure you would imagine. I don't know why I do these things to myself really.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:55, Reply)

To pretend you were drunk?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

Hahahah.
Then I go and start shouting at people in the park before pissing my pants and falling in a bin.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

That's the spirit
oops
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:58, Reply)

Were you drunk at athe time?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:57, Reply)

I think it was only last year they were around, so no, I was just curious.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 13:59, Reply)

Only as I buy weird sandwices when drunk
Stupid 24 hour petrol stations and their evil sandwiches
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:00, Reply)

the only sandwich i like in petrol stations
is the ginsters "fiery cheese wrap". but they hardly ever have it.

stupid careless petrol stations.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:04, Reply)

You're never going to dance again (with petrol pumps)

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:13, Reply)

I just got stopped from visiting a lingerie website as it had adult content
now I looked like a perv on my history
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:23, Reply)

Makes a change from looking like a massive spastic, I suppose.
Every cloud etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

I wish that someone would mix dryness and meat together in a kind of rich curry dish
that I could eat this evening.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:25, Reply)

I made a version of dry meat for myself the other week
It was good, I used beef instead of lamb but it worked.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:26, Reply)

Although I went for a piss after chopping scotch bonnet chilli's
which was a mistake.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:27, Reply)

'Taco bell'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Admit it, you liked it, you enormous pervert

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:28, Reply)

I did not it was like having your dick burnt with a solder iron.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

...and you know this .... how?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

Some girls carry rape alarms, others carrying soldering irons.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

Only the girls you try and pick up after "electronics class"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

given that would have to be one of them gas powered portable ones
that would be .... effective .... protection.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

I've burnt my finger with one.
I extrapolated.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

see below

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

If you will try fix your wanking machine "mid stroke" then this is inevitable

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:30, Reply)

I'll say
it's a fucking shocking use of an apostrophe.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:29, Reply)

ooo burn

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:32, Reply)

well, Scotch Bonnets ARE hot.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:33, Reply)

Scotch Beetle
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:34, Reply)

I'd have thought beetle boots would be hotter
what with the engine being in the back. But I'm starting to get the sinking feeling I've horribly misunderstood this post.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Actually it's a chemical reaction that tricks your body into feeling heat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

I didn't specify chemical or thermal heat in my post.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Although, I didn't strictly mean "chemical" there
so I believe I've just Pwned myself. Well played, sir *offers handshake*
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

*watches implosion*
oooh pretty
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:39, Reply)

Sick Burn dude.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:35, Reply)

Maybe when you get some money you can treat yourself to some food

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:38, Reply)

i'd blu tack a cornish pastie to some quavers

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:31, Reply)

Oh man, you always take it too far

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

thats what you're mum said

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)

then i'd eat it

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:36, Reply)

Don't choke on the blue tac

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 5 Dec 2011, 14:37, Reply)