Happy Christmas Benders.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:14, 26 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Posting on the internet on Christmas day as well

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:19, Reply)

Happy christmas Jeff !
Ma' has made an amazing desert, she soaked pears in a lemon/sugar/vanilla syrup over night, then served then with whipped cream with crushed ameretti buiscits and then drizzeled melted bornvile chocolate over the top. It's SOOOO good, i'm gonna do that as my next dinner do, it tastes AMAZING.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:33, Reply)

Happy Christmas Gonz.
I'm going to start cooking in a bit.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:36, Reply)

Whatcha cooking?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:41, Reply)

Weeping lamb for the main course
Kicking off with asparagus with parmesan.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:48, Reply)

I've just bunged a depressed turkey in the oven.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Fools!
My brother's partner is cooking my Christmas Dinner WOOP WOOP
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Weeping lamb? What's that?
Asparagus is one of my fave veg, love the stuff. They're awesome for dunking in soft boiled egg, or or wrapping in some kind of bacon/salami/ham and then baking it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:14, Reply)

You cook the lamb
Directly on the oven shelf with the spuds under it, so the juice from the meat drips on to them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 12:31, Reply)

Sounds lovely.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:00, Reply)

It is
But you end up having to clean the oven afterwards.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 13:05, Reply)

OH luuuuvly, I bet that's a bit good.
Our main meat is a Campon, which is like the incredible hulk of chickens.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:42, Reply)

Seasons Greetings Oh Fucker of Dogs
I have a brand new beard trimmer and now am more hipster than hobo.

I also have some spicy pickles from The Pickle Man.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 11:55, Reply)

Happy Christmas boys and girls.
Hope Father Christmas brought you all something lovely.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 14:08, Reply)

Did a fat old man
Sneak into your bedroom last night and empty his sacks?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:10, Reply)

I got so far, and I'm including my house-warming stuff.
- 4 mugs
- 1 mug
- Appron
- A 3D puzzel thing
- MANGETTIC KNIFE RACK !!!!
- Hanging rack to hang my utensels on =D
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 15:50, Reply)

Merrty WInterval Jeff, merry WInterval /OT
I got lots of gronup stuff, but I got a skellington Onsie which is my fave so far.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sun 25 Dec 2011, 16:59, Reply)

pics!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

Quote of the evening, my uncle Alan sits in a whoopy kushoon and Barbera goes "Oh my, I hope I haven't broken another chair again".

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 20:21, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 25 Dec 2011, 22:05, Reply)

OK, situation degraded
gonna need some serious *there there*ing when i get back
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:42, Reply)

Aw capn
I just got back from my brothers. Had a top night. Bedtime now.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:47, Reply)

glad to here fella

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:02, Reply)

*there there*
Wassup?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 0:58, Reply)

ta
will maybe, possibly elaborate a little more tomorrow when i get back, or I'll just bury it all and pretend everything is fine, that seems to be the popular route.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:03, Reply)

That's never a good plan.
Granted, airing it on here might not be a fantastic idea either, but if you want to beaker, feel free to gaz me x
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 26 Dec 2011, 1:12, Reply)