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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 8:31,
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It's the right choice
The only choice.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:33,
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Morning all.
Wtf were they going on about in that blog? Silly bitches.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 8:50,
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They should stick to cooking and cleaning
And the occasional bloody anal rape.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:16,
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Too right.
Barefoot and pregnant.
They'll be wanting to drive cars next.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:33,
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Or meddling in men's business
Like politics or drinking excessively.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:35,
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Yes but bitches be crazy
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Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:20,
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Fucking sympathy reply
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Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:35,
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Should Maggie
Have abandoned Liverpool in the 80s?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:34,
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We should abandon it now
And automatically award us a 3-0 win to replace our game against Everton on New Years Day. No, wait - I have tickets. Let's restrict them to Liverpool natives, international style.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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Late 80s, yeah
They were already in decline, all the smart gloryhunters were jumping on the Fergie bandwagon by then
Eh Rory?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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I'd have been cooked and eaten in the ensuing famine, ya cunt
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:56,
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Wooh there
I never said it was a good idea.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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The mere mention of it .
Alright Jeff?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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Surely you'd have been wearing a chainmail bikini and be
In the harem of a scouse biker warlord.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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I was three ffs!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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Three you say? Mmmm.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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So you'd have grown up feral
And now have teeth filed to points.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Morning all
As a proud supporter of women's right's and wearer of a massive female thumbprint on my forehead I endorse this thread or something
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:39,
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Women's rights?
AKA the right to give me a blow job.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:41,
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Sexist
Men have the right to give you a blowjob too
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:43,
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Erm, yeah.
Did you watch Dorian Grey on Ch4 last night? Speaking of woofters.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:44,
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No, last night I watched BACK TO THE FUCKING FUTURE
We're going to a 50s Swing dance night tomorrow and I persuaded the missus that it was good research. God I'm good.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:49,
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Good skills.
I am assuming that you are not competing tomorrow? For a laff, like?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:00,
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Er sorry mate you've lost me
Competing?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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Swing dance. Not a competition then?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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Oh! Now I feel stoopid, I was worried I'd missed summat
No it's not a competition, just as well as we wouldn't last two seconds. Just for lols. I expect to be utterly hammered by 8pm.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Hahaha. Glad to hear it.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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What have you got planned?
MASSIVE DRUGS, I'll be bound
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:33,
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I think Monty and I are going to the footy and then around mine for a eclectic evening of MD's and parlour games.
Or sunnink.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Hahaha
Sorry mate, it looks like you said Monty was going to the footy. Twice in a year. Very amusing.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:52,
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Free beer innit.
We never even made it to the seats for the Champions League game. I watched it AT the groung on the closed circuit!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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This is wrong on every conceivable level
And yet the free beer makes it acceptable
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:10,
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£600 worth of tickets!! It's criminal.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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Hang on
How many tickets is that!?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:18,
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2
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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Terry Henry might be playing Stunned.
You know how he is Monty's favourite player of all time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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I bet he scores. Monty will piss his Terry Henry undercrackers.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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I heard Monty was organising a bukkake party using the new statue of Tel Henry as his spunk bucket.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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Va va voom.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:34,
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Get back in the kitchen and make me a bacon sandwich
Seriously, there aren't enough people in the office to qualify for free delivery on hot sandwiches so I'mma have to do without.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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I feel your pain, brother
I was on the late shift and missed the bacon run
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:42,
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Get off your ass and go and get one.
Which I am about to do. Not get off your ass, get off my ass.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:43,
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Ha!
One of the late-in ladies just texted and is stopping at McD's on the way in. That's it, wench, bring me a McMuffin!
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:47,
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I said a DOUBLE sausage and egg. *cracks in mouth*
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:01,
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hi stunned, how are you doing?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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I don't really mind that you've got me on ignore stunned
really, i don't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:02,
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it doesn't hurt me, or bother me in any way
not in the slightest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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I'm certainly not upset about it
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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it barely registers on my giveafuck-o-meter
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:03,
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but still i can't shake this heavy feeling in my chest
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:04,
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it jsut hurts so bad
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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WHY STUNNED WHY? WHAT DID I EVER DO TO YOU????
WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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I hate you so much, i hope you die, i really do
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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i didn't mean that stunned, really i didn't
i was just upset, you have no idea what you've been doing to me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:06,
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please have me back stunned
please?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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O GOD PLEASE STUNNED
PLEASE?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:07,
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I HATE YOU YOU PRICK
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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X
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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i'LL KILL MYSELF, i really will
don't think i won't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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you'll miss me when i'm gone stunned
you'll regret this, you don't want it on your conscience
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:08,
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i had so much more to give you
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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goodbye crule world
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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it didn't have to be this way
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:11,
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can everyone stop talking now please?
i find you all really annoying
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:58,
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HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK HONK
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Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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i stand corrected
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 9:59,
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Good morning Mister TLiC, Good Morning Every One.
Today I think I'll finish moving into my new flat and I'll buy some new bedding for my flat, and maybe some cool storidge boxes for my new flat, and maybe a lamp or two for my new flat (I'll need a bedside light for my new bedroom for my new flat, and maybe a livingroom lamp for my new livingroom for my new flat).... all sorts of bits, I'll be going to Duneland and B&Q and be like "That looks good, I think I will have that in my new flat" and then purchase it.
Who's a bastard? A big fat lucky bastard? The biggest fattest luckiest bastard in the whole wide world? If ever there was a lucky bastard, he would be the lucky bastard, the luckiest bastard boys an girls !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:05,
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I've downloaded some good telly too, I've got.
House S7, Comunity S1, Breaking Bad S1-3, Dextor S1, Game Of Throwns S1.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:10,
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i have better things to do than watch tv all the time
go me
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:12,
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and for all ye doubters
just see above
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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HIYA SWIPE!!
how was your holiday?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:14,
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I like watching telly, nothing wrong with a bit of that.
It'll mostly be background while I do things like make my mobile phone app and social network.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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i can't think of a decent tv show that has been made in the last 30 years
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:17,
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You're still a fucking idiot then
Good Christmas?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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i won't lie to you foxtrot, it weren't the best
and how was yourselfs?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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Sorry to hear that
Mine was good, thank you for asking
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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i blame myself really darth
i'm not sure if i shouyld start being more open with myself and go out of my way to tell the poeple that i love my hobbies, interests, likes and dislikes so that they can make better present choices next year
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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Surprisingly difficult to think of things you want when people ask though innit
I suggest you start making note of things you want but can't justify the expense of over the last six months of the year
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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at the bottom of the list in bed red letters i'm gonna write
NOT A FUCKEN £50 TK MAXX VOUCHERS, YOU CUNTS
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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Oh come on
£50 in TK Maxx can buy you a whole new wardrobe
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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the one near me
has a whole mezzanine floor filled with strange artifacts of human 'creativity', like fake telescopes and large unpleasant metal things for walls. They've got some cool ott patchwork beanbags, though
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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its utter, utter shit
i went in there for the firts time the other day and instantly wanted to kill myself and every living thing on earth
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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TK Maxx Swansea is not where I would expect to find such things
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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it makes me think that perhaps
people have too much space and feel the need to just fill up their houses to no use, not even aesthetic pleasure
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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thats what my girlfriend does, her place is full of trinkets and shit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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She should buy a toilet
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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silly darth
even Real Dolls aren't
that realistic.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:00,
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This might be my last click of 2011
Yeah
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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they are if you shit up their bumhole
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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I really don't get that impulse, myself
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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nor me
although I fill my house with things to make stuff out of, or use for silly hobbies. New house means I can actually put my attempts at 'art' on the wall
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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Good for you
Have you moved yet?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:51,
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not yet
waiting to hear from the solicitors/estate agents. I think the vendors are sorting out a thing and then I get a completion date
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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It's so much less complicated squatting
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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toilets are great
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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Really? Are you serious? Even if you mean "A TV show that I enjoy", as there are plenty of TV shows that I accept are 'decent' but don't enjoy myself.
I'm 28 years old, I'm pretty sure I've seen lots of TV that I think is both decent AND that I enjoy it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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Scrap 'enjoy', I mean 'entertained by'.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:20,
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both, it's all shit aimed at the uneducated proletariat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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You obviously haven't watched Battlestar Galactica
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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nor would i
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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Then you are a FOOL, Quentin
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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nah i'm just not that much of a geek s'all
i prefer a bit of that show where the poeple do the assault course and fall in the water
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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Krypton Factor was cancelled fucking years ago mate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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i liked the cargo net and the puzzle bit
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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What a coincidance, there is a show exactly like that, for the life of me I can't remember the name.
I got a fellin' you're doin' this telly thing to "troll" us. Fair play, but it won't work, I'm much stronger than that, YOU WILL NOT MANAGE TO BELITTLE ME BECAUSE I LIKE A BIT OF TELLY.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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there's liking a bit of telly and then there's buying several boxsets to watch alone in your big, empty flat
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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"i can't think of a decent tv show that has been made in the last 30 years" kindda implies that there is never anything you've enjoyed or been entertained by though.
I've just downloaded a shitload, to run with
www.boxee.tv , as I'm not bothering with sky/virgin/bt-vision.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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tv stopped being good in the forties
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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oh but i liked gavin and stacey
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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Have you checked out the ACHICA website.
They have a special on good bedding this week. Thay can do up to 70% off.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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Sorry mate, I'm not sure what ACHICA is.
I think if we don't see much we like today in the shops down the back of Enf Town, we'll go Watford shopping city thing tomo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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It's reasonably high end stuff that they run 3 day sales on basically.
You can get some good bargains, if they are selling stuff you need.
www.achica.com
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Ahhh, nah', I wanna be able to get it from a shop where I can see them, like BHS or whatever.
Cheers though =)
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Good hunting.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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Thanks man, it'll be fun !
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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i have found the only place on the planet
that is more dead (deader?) than my office.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:13,
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I'm doing a bit of fuck all before I have to brave going into town
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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london is mostly dead
then you go somewhere like pic circus and there's not a square inch of pavement for bargain hunting shoppers and tourists! it's weird. hope your town is better.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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Well I cut through on Boxing Day and it was bloody rammed.
Fucking nutters.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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people love a bit of bargain hunting
me, i'd rather keep wearing last year's shit or pay the extra than stand in a 2 hour Q to pay for something just because it's got 30% off, but my brothers love it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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They must be weird sizes then.
The only things in sales are the shit that nobody wanted the first time round.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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OR the kind of clowns who rush off there first thing to get in the sale
in my brothers' cases, one is quite short and v lean, and usually gets a small. the other is slightly overweight, maybe 10lbs or so, but he's really tall, so he gets an XL. hence they usually do OK in the sales.
shoe sales really hack me off. if you're a 5, 6 or 7, you're screwed. meanwhile the girls with tiny or huge feet waltz away with divine shoes and boots for a fiver each...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:59,
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I bet my office is worse.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:16,
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i bet it isn't
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:19,
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well no one is in my office
do I win?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:30,
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Yes. Take a short holiday.
Oh, you already are.
As you were.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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I wish I had somewhere to go
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Morning Swipey
Good festivities? How was the 'Fax?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:18,
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barbados was all of teh awesome
not going to 'fax until 15 jan, sadly! how about you?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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You chose Barbados over Halifax?!
What's WRONG with you?!!
Glad you enjoyed yourself. Yeah we had a great time thank you, the missus and I are buying each other January Sales bargains as presents so it's not quite over yet!
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:23,
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my brother bought our other brother a top from henri lloyd
it had a penmark on it, so he took it back - in the sales he swapped it for 2 shirts, a jumper and a t-shirt and it cost him an extra £1.20.
you should do well.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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I've got vouchers for Christmas too
I'm going to end up like Imelda Marcos, except with clothes
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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Yeah, under house arrest.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Best thing for me, best thing for Norwich
I'll be like Pol Pot, only with sequins
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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God I hate blogs like this.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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It's a bit Bella
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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I think we should have a learning japanese with Hannah Mynx thread.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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I approve of this
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Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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I'll tell her you said so
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:24,
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You would.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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Huh?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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He's gonna grass you up right proper.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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What's his fucking game, chief?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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I don't know, I bet you lot are in a right "I told you so" mood today
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-merseyside-16355281
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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looks interesting, but I haven't got my glasses on yet
so reading lots of words is tricky.
Luckily, the radio just summarised for me...oooh scary
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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Too right.
I hope Bella's reaction to my comment that a blog that was 'a bit Bella' was in fact 'a bit Bella' isn't as vengeful as Darth's reaction when someone 'grassed' that Kristine said his missus looked young.
Christ, I'm a dead woman.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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I don't remember Darths reaction but I can imagine it could be described as a hissy fit.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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Yeah.
"My giiiirl' tol' me you bin runnin yo' mouth 'bout my girlfrien' so you quit bein aall nice up in my face when I know the TRUTH!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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Word for word
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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You can expect diminutive Yorkshire vengeance on your doorstep by 3pm
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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Darth what are you on about?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:29,
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Bella and I text quite a lot
I was implying I'd drop what you said into conversation (which I won't), and elaborated on Chompy's "grass you up" post by suggesting that she was going to come and duff you up. She's short and from Yorkshire.
It's a good job this wasn't funny in the first place...
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:31,
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i, for one, appreciate the effort
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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Yeah I kind of gathered you were trying to show "Hey I'm still in touch with Bella, check it owwwt y'all"
What with everything said on here about Bella, you must be a busy man.
Seriously "Bella and I text quite a lot." Sort it out Darth.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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You're in a particularly fine mood today
It was meant to be a throwaway comment, you're the one who demanded I elaborate
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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They're all pissed off because Liverpool being shit for 30 years was apparently planned.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:37,
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european city of culture or somat innit?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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Just 30?
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Theoban What of it, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:39,
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No, Howe didn't get his way.
So what you see is the result of us NOT being abandoned. God help us all.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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I quite like Liverpool,
but I've only ever been to the nice bits.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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To be fair it's an ace city and has its shit bits like all places.
I'm sorry to leave, but I've had it up to here with the place also.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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some cities only have shit bits
i'm looking at you, salford.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:57,
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a girl i know moved to salford
to get away from me :(
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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They might get a bit done up now they have the BBC
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:05,
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They've called it Media City.
So it's not Salford.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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the quays is nice
but places like seedley... my very first viewing as a letting agent was there. it took me ages to find, as i am so ancient that there were no sat navs or mobiles then, and when i got there, the young chav and his knocked-up missus looked at the outside and said: "fuck this, we'd need a fucking gun to live here."
they had a point.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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I just wanted to give you the opportunity to fully explain that you text Bella quite a lot.
I don't think either of our initial throwaway comments drove that home enough.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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I hope this was as much fun for you as it was for me
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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No, you harshed my buzz with your net-poncery.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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I genuinely thought I was explaining for your sake
If anyone be harshin' it's you sistaaaaah *snaps*
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:49,
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took the nieces and nephew to the panto in manchester
the guest "star" is louis spence. who dances around in a pink sequinned jacket and hotpants.
i'm just saying...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:01,
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Is she the one that shook that baby to death in the States?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:06,
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haha
I totally get this because I know about modern culture
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:14,
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you could always liven it up tremendously
post a newslink or something
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:22,
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morning
I am tired. How are you all?
Interesting blog btw
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:21,
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Morning Cap'n
How's Swansea?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:25,
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*peers out of window*
kinda grey, a bit cold, some mist over the hill, visibility down to a couple of miles
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:26,
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*gets the horn*
I have no idea why
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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because you're a boy?
boys are always getting the horn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:27,
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*checks genitalia*
Yes! God you're clever
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:28,
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I'm not even bothering to click that link,
I'm sure it's rubbishy women.
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Poppet some assembly required., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:32,
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All women are rubbishy.
They can't even skateboard.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:34,
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my mum can skateboard
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:36,
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That just means you've got two dads.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:38,
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daddy 1 lets me put makeup on him and braid his hair
daddy 2 beats me, plays football and tries to make me into a real man
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:40,
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This explains your needyness
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:41,
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i feel like breaking into a sad broadway song now
things'll get better, won't they champ?
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:42,
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Welcome to my world
I always feel like breaking into a Broadway song
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:43,
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id on't know any
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:44,
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Memories, from Cats.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:45,
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like the corners of my mind...
misty water coloured memories, of the way we were...
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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Good call
Not a big fan of the musical itself though. For Good, from Wicked, now there's a fucking TUNE
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:48,
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And you can change it to mammories
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:50,
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I think Lloyd Webber wrote it with exactly that purpose in mind
Practically the whole of Phantom of the Opera is a lewd impotence joke just waiting to be made
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:54,
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What's that one from Chess about Yul Brynner?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:58,
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No idea, sorry
HA HA YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT MUSICAL THEATRE THAN ME
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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Chess is cool
'I Know Him So Well'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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or
One Night in Bankok. Perhaps it brings back some bad memories
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:02,
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That's the one!
I like that one.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:15,
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I can feel the devil walking next to me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:16,
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Sorry
I'll hang back a bit
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYToP5ZfydE
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 10:46,
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Oh man, I can't post any content to Facebook for 24 hours because I said I don't like violance from anyone.
Fuck's sake.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:03,
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They wanna sort their act out
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:04,
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Write them a complaint email.
Try to compare your plight to a Hollyoaks plot.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:07,
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Gonzo,
I get the feeling that there
might have been more to this story than just that one comment? Maybe?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:13,
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Nah', this is the comment they've highlighted...
imgb.in/dRSomeone was threatening voilance and I said I don't like it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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looks like you were being fairly reasonable to me.
Maybe Facebook likes to punch people.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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A group of EDL went around reporting every single comment, probably without reading them 'cus in that case I was against the anti-EDL.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:24,
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This is a long thread,
but reading up on the whole elevatorgate thing just goes to show the internet is still well populated with idiots, whingers, arrogance and tits.
Perfect.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:12,
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We're not really misogynists here
More like misanthropes.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:17,
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Mysterious, Misanthropic, Mental, Merry, Many other things.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:20,
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Massive cocked.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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I read that as massive Cockhead,
thought you were being mean :((((((
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:23,
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No, silly. I was just pretending I am well endowed.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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BIG COCKS!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:41,
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I've got 3 different options for NYE
And I don't fancy doing any of them. Is it acceptable to stay in and sleep rather than going out?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:19,
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No, miserable bastard.
Pick one and make the most of it. You won't have a good time with that attitude.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:21,
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It's amatures night though.
A load of benders who go out once a year making bars and pubs far too busy.
Meaning that seasoned pub-goers such as myself have to wait longer than usual at the bar.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:22,
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Don't leave the bar.
Just stand there, and if it comes to it, lean across and refill your own pint.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:24,
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Going out on NYE is a stupid idea, invite people round.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:26,
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I've been invited to a house party
But I think it'll be a bit dull. The people hosting it aren't really party-people.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:28,
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Go and trash their place then. They will
never have a party again and you will have performed some community service.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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Even house parties are cack.
Call in but get to your own gaff either before or shortly after twelve.
Hugging a load of knobs you don't know.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:30,
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Strangers hugging your knob is the best thing about new years.
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PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:54,
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Here they say "All the best" over and over
while hugging your knob and that
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:55,
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Stay in. It's all balls.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:25,
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;-(
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:27,
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You post made me think of this for some reason.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iMQH5gQllYc&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:38,
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Haha!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:44,
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I love Drive By Abuser.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:45,
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"Stayin in an hotel are ya!"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:48,
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Like some big fucking chinless shed
www.youtube.com/watch?v=A_lYyptVKyw&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:50,
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I am him :(
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:52,
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This is a good thing.
Is this you when heading off to the shops?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7sqhx9d4jg&feature=related
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:53,
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I have to do it today or tomorrow...
I'm gonna get my head kicked in
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:56,
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Never mind, it's all bollocks.
See ya around, yeah!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 11:57,
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Right I'm going tomorrow. That's it.
And I'll keep my temper and not call anyone a prick, because if they hear me they might stab me.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:00,
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What are you going to buy?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:03,
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Present for the bf.
Got him loads of bits but for the main present that he has to choose we have put off going into town every day since 22nd December.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:05,
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Get it online.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:05,
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Can't.
It's ok. I'll get pissed and it'll be fine.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:07,
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Fair enough.
Have fun!
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:07,
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ta la!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 30 Dec 2011, 12:08,
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