Generic Friday Evening Thread.
How was your day? Got a nice evening? got a nice Dinner? anything to drink? anything nice on telly? OH GOD SOMEONE IM SO LOANLY, haha, only kidding, I have loads of retail purchases that replaces a need for human contact.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:26, 73 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Get yourself down 'The George' Gonz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:30, Reply)

I used to be a regular at C@TG, I prefered my own off-shoot of it though, "Casual Conversation at the Curry House".
The best ever CATG was when the comedians we went to see (ones who we knew) didn't turn up, so it was Me, Mooie, Hex, Sexface, Furry DIno... we all went to TGI Fridays instead and Mooie paid for us all.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:33, Reply)

The George in Enfield Town Gonz

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Oh, what's going on there? I could walk it in 10 minutes but I'll need to put my knickers on.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I wish I lived near you Gonz.
I'd come over and we could have a nice curry or something then watch a film and play some twister.
I image after some wine we'd collapse in a heap before indulging in some mutual masturbation.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Me too mate.
I got my internet today so this evening I'm going to set up OPERATION ULTIMATE MEDIA CENTRE...
- the TV viewing/recording works perfectly*, I would say it's slicker than Sky/Virgin/Etc
- the downloaded TV shows/films viewing is working, but not perfectly, I'm going to install Boxee and try that. It all plays fine, but it doesn't show up things like dvd covers and synopsis, which would be sweet.
- I need to get the uTorrent set up right, with a 'watch folder' that is connected to DropBox, so I can be at work and just drop a torrent in a folder and KABLAMMO, it'll start downloading ready for viewing when I get home.
- It'll be able to do extremely high end gaming via OnLive, if I fancy it, but I have a PS3/360 for that.
- It'll serve up the whole libairy to the ipad in the bedroom on in the bath.
- I bought a wicked remote control for it, like a sky remote, but it has a circle that acts as a mouse as well as the usual shortcuts to access different bits.
- It looks fucking slick
- The whole thing costs less than £300, and if you exclude the copywrite that might be infringed in places, then it'll be waaaay better than sky/virgin/bt-visin.
- Might be able to stream stuff from the states.
- Quality is second to none, I have about 5tb worth of space that I could use.

* My one flaw is that I should have gotten a duel-tuner tv card so I don't have to watch what I'm recording.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:50, Reply)

curry chinese food or something and hold hands a film hollyoaks +naked
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:01, Reply)

I spent the day arsing about
and having a cold. Now I am marking work while having a cold.

There is an annoying fly in here
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:34, Reply)

probably jeff goldblum

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:39, Reply)

bastard

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I'm drinking port waiting for my mum's posh friends to turn up for a party.
They love me, I'm the handsome son they all fancy.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:48, Reply)

get yourself some milf action
i nearly wrote that as milk action, which would have been even more wrong, or more mundane depending how dirty your mind it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:49, Reply)

Nah I'm in a relationship now init.
Well at least until tomorrow when she cancels I am.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:06, Reply)

I'm having to clean. I don't want to. I've spent the day watching big bang theory and I'd like a nap.
But no. I must clean.
Sigh.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 19:59, Reply)

I've been checking out dating sites again.
My first message after a six month break from them is a 22 year old from Manchester asking me if I have any leather boots and want some fun : (


I have a strange feeling it's Agnostic Antichrist winding me up.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Even AA wouldn't stoop so low.
Besides, I bet you do have some leather boots, and I'm sure you want some fun.
(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:23, Reply)

Oops, login fail.
^ what she said.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Not with a 22 year old.
And I don't think he was referring to Docs.
( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Fair enough.
I'm not sure about dating sites. The adverts are annoyingly depressing, the actors in them are blatantly good-looking but trying to be all geeky and socially insecure, and I don't think I've ever heard a success story, unless you count my lady friend who uses it to find soul-destroying one night stands.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:27, Reply)

No choice hon.

( girlinthehole, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:35, Reply)

My best mate is engaged to someone she met on Okcupid
they're sickeningly, disgustingly in love. They only met in September 2010 as well. Ridiculous.
(berk, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

Everyone on OkCupid is butters.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:39, Reply)

I'm talking on facebook to a girl I went to primary school with who is a doctor ! Will be a GP next year !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:26, Reply)

GP?
guinea pig?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:44, Reply)

Hah, General Practitioner.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:54, Reply)

guinea pig would be better
unless you are trying to pull her, I suppose.

I saw a bad film in which there was a girl with the superpower to turn into a black and purple guinea pig
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Those messages are always good for the lols

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 20:40, Reply)

Nice dinner
Waitrose do this lamb shank slow cooked in vacuum pack. Remove form pack put in an oven for 45mins.

So I reduced some red wine, added the fantastic juices from the vacuum pack, a pot of beef stock, and reduced down to a gnats before it went bovrily.


slowly fried off some very finely chopped onion and garlic, then added the stock and a tin of drained lentils. by which time the lamb was ready. Shredded the meat falling off the bone and added to the stock and lentils.

Not bad at all. Meatiness squared, really intense.
( Ring Of Fire A petty, drooling belming butthurt retard., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

curse you all and your tasty sounding food

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

I'm not long in.
Everyone had a good week?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)

Uneventful.
Tomorrow and Sunday will determine whether this week has been amazing or soul destroying. How goes it, Jeff?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

Not too bad cheers Baz, glad the week is over though.
Who have Fulham got in the cup?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Charlton at home.
Going with my dad, granddad and brother. Then rushing back for potential date of the century.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:16, Reply)

Not so much
It's all been a bit of an unfocussed, no sleep, not getting things done kind of a week. Which all now means I have to do a shit load of work before Monday. Archery tomorrow, though, and I get to use my new arrows :)

How's your week been, Mr?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

I'm dead tired Captain.
The first week back has been hell.

How are the piggies?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

oh man, why so bad?
The pigs are being a bit weird - really noisy at night, and I think Homer seems to have gone a bit mad, he keeps trying to climb into my hair
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:00, Reply)

I'm just tired Captain.
I'm watching last weeks Sherlock though, so that's good.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)

I've not seen it yet
i liked the last lot and they were good, so I probably should
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

Do it!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Apart from producing my own bodyweight in snot, fine.
Evenin' all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:11, Reply)

urgh
beginning to know what you mean
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Don't !
Some cunt has given me a cold. So far I'm at the sore throat, sniffly and a headache stage. i fully expect to be dead by tuesday.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:17, Reply)

mostly I feel partly run over
and all my limbs ache
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:21, Reply)

Which part?
And run over by what? A skateboard? A Cement mixer? This is important.

If it's any consolation I've felt relatively perky apart from having a mucus Amazon pouring out of me. It's kept me off the tabs though, until ten minutes ago.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:27, Reply)

limbs and head
citron 2CV - ie I won't die, but it does ache
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:28, Reply)

Sounds like back-to-work-itus to me
Do you want me to write a note to the Head?

"Dear Head - Cavy can't come to work as she is under a 2CV."

By TD.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:35, Reply)

sounds good
knowing me, I'll be fit as a fiddle by monday
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:37, Reply)

One of the drawbacks of being self-employed
Is that I can't get the satisfaction of being paid to skive any more.

One of the other drawbacks is that I can't get the satisfaction of being paid at all.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:40, Reply)

It's mr b3th's birthday today
and his daughter and her husband have come to Weston for the weekend and taken us out for a nice chinese meal. Tomorrow we're taking both kids, their spouses, and the granddaughters all out for a family lunch. Should be great.

Has everyone gone away now?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

No.
But if it's his birthday, why are you posting here and not bouncing about on his cock?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 22:57, Reply)

Because we're old and married.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Fair enough.
Does he like his gift?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:03, Reply)

+s
Yes, I did good, apparently.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:05, Reply)

Where did you go for dinner?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Not the pier, unfortunately.
Local chinese restaurant. Ver' nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:09, Reply)

You should take everyone to the pier tomorrow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:20, Reply)

no, still here in between watching a DVD about archery
I am learning about proper stance.

Was nice chinese meal nice?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:02, Reply)

It was lovely.
I've discovered if I get them to keep off the MSG, I don't feel like dying by the end of the meal. Which is nice.

One of my friends used to 'arch' for Scotland when he was a student.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Evenin' all.
Not a bad day, but not exciting. Now watching Bear Gyrls as my son is in love with him so I feel I should bone up.

Dear gods I'm dull this year.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:38, Reply)

Alright CQ

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Alright jeffers.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

I am indeed.
I'm gonna sleep well in the morning!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:05, Reply)

Good man
I'm wide awake which is all wrong. I should be in bed sleeping.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:09, Reply)

Alright TD
How is like a KPMG?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:13, Reply)

Yes, I'd like a KPMG please
Still waiting for the next bone they chuck me.

Anything from the one you were trying?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:16, Reply)

You've got an extra day to improve
Only 359 left, though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:43, Reply)

Fat chance.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:53, Reply)

Dullness is relative
If you can put a sentence together you're a step above dull.

The trouble is that people who CAN'T assemble a basic sentence seem to have all the fun.

Literacy isn't all it's cracked up to be.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:00, Reply)

WTF? I was SO sure I posted earlier...aach, well, nevermind ;)
Long hard day today, I'm knackered but the client is seriously happy ;)
If I say so myself, this is quite possibly the most exquisite bathroom I've ever done ;)
Looks like Pay-Day tomorrow, Mother-fluffers!!!
Had 4 Fish-Fingers and a handful of oven chips for supper, salad cream as the veg, couldn't be arsed buttering any bread so just had that with a couple of BIG glasses of McGuiggan's Black Label Shiraz (£5 from SPAR, bargainous maximus) to wash it down.
Maybe not quite up to sous-vide lamb shanks, but I had salad cream with mine ;)
Watching Monty Hall and his Great Barrier Reef now, stunningly visual!
Nice work, obviously been taking notes from DA.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:39, Reply)

Good old Barry
Shite boxer but you can't fault his wine.

Now then Marra.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 6 Jan 2012, 23:41, Reply)

I'm off to bed.
Well, I'm off to watch Lars And The Real Girl starring my male crush Ryan Gosling, in bed. If you don't hear from me by Monday it means I've hurled my depressed self in front of a bus.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)

Hope the date goes well mate!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:12, Reply)

There are better ways to die
Oh, what angst in one so young.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 7 Jan 2012, 0:14, Reply)