Room 101
Please submit five things you want banished to Room 101.

I get to go first-

SpankyHanky.
Pendulum.
That bit in that Nina Simone song when she sings that she's got her liver.
Monty Boyce.
Reggae.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:22, 131 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

1. HDR and anyone who overuses it
2. daily mail
3. celery
4. snakes
5. death
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Mark Hughes
Example
Seaweed (genuinely terrified of it)
Any pants other than y-fronts
My insistence of over analysing everything.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:26, Reply)

Wait, the only pants you wear are y fronts?
That is bizarre.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:27, Reply)

Yeah boy.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:29, Reply)

You fucking weirdo.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:30, Reply)

They're so much better.
Much more comfortable and a better fit. Also they wind up my housemates when I walk around in them because "you might as well be naked with them fucking things".
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

A better fit?
Where do David Cameron and his special advisers fit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

he tucks them between his legs
to make himself more like a lady
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:33, Reply)

I like them snug.
Please don't tell me you wear loose boxers, they're fucking atrocious. They always ride up your legs.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

Of course I wear loose boxers.
More freedom for Stephen and the twins, innit? I do also wear snug boxers, but would never stoop so low as to wear y fronts.

Eew.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

They're horrendous man.
You're always conscious of them, they itch and rub up against you constantly. Trust me I'm bringing y-fronts back, gotta have a rocking body to make them work though. I just about manage.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Y fronts ftw.
I need the bollock support.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

My word.
I need the space for freedom of movement.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Everyone who isn't me
Food that hasn't been curried
Bristol Rovers Football Club
Wales
Strongbow
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

can i get out of wales first, please?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Of course.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:34, Reply)

room 101?
I hate not understanding posts.
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

It's the 'room' where you can put things you don't like
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Room_101
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

room 101 was in 1984 where
you were tortured with teh thing you were most scared of.

In british modern culture it refers to a TV show where you get to ceremonially chuck things you hate into it never to be seen again
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:39, Reply)

ooohhh

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

<a href="http://www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=George+orwell+&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGNI_en-GBGB458GB458&q=george+orwell+1984&gs_upl=0l0l1l1374920lllllllllll0&aqi=g4">www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=George+orwell+
Edit - that's not going to work

www.google.co.uk/search?sourceid=navclient&aq=0&oq=George+orwell+&hl=en-GB&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1T4GGNI_en-GBGB458GB458&q=george+orwell+1984&gs_upl=0l0l1l1374920lllllllllll0&aqi=g4
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

but that tells mostly the george orwell version
not the somewhat skewed thing the TV show made of it that we're doing
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

Find a link then.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:48, Reply)

but i explained it good

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

But K has fucked off without replying :-(

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

she's got a busy life

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:50, Reply)

We may have been a bit British for K this evening.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:51, Reply)

English, we're English.
Well I am. I hate being referred to as British, I want nothing to do with our pauper neighbours.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I'm not British.
I'm Scottish.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

'zackly.
It's like calling someone from France European. It's correct, but it's well wrong. You know what I mean.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:02, Reply)

I concur.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

I was thinking

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Tottenham hotspur
Michael Gove
The phantom menace
Calories
Elderly drivers
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Seconded re. Gove.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:41, Reply)

thirded

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Thanks guys, *blushes*

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:45, Reply)

You're all wrong

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

Nope.
The man's a nincompoop. He wants to bring 'for profit' into classrooms.

The twat.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

He's practically the only person
with any ideas on how to change things for the better
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)

I very much doubt they will be better.
All the teaching unions are against him. Teachers should know what works in classrooms.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

His ideas are short sighted and ill conceived.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)

I am cheating and listing more than 5.
1. Bono.
2. SpankyfuckingcuntywankerHanky.
3. Any nuts (walnuts, pecans, etc.).
4. Sandi Tocsviq
5. BNP.
6. EDL.
7. Gypsies.
8. Dog shit on the pavement.
9. My bank manager.
10. The cunt that tried stealing my expensive BBQ from the garden recently.
11. The metropolitan police.
12. Michael McIntyre.
13. Nick Clegg.
14. Sleepness nights.
15. Cyclists.

Part 2 may follow if I can be bothered.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:40, Reply)

What impressed me most
Is that you and Bob didn't put each other on your lists.

I'm impressed, and I hope you'll both be buying each other a beer at the Bristol bash.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I am honouring the ceasefire and am pleased that Bob is too.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I don't even know how it started but attend to your wounded and dead and whatnot

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

If you chuck the BNP and EDL in you're just as bad as them.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Why?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I dunno I just wanted a reaction.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Plus you'd be depriving the Tories of their army.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

Fascism=Nationalism=Collectivism=OpposeConservatism+Libertarianism

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:06, Reply)

OneNation=OneRace=OneParty

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

ONE race?
I approve. As long as that race is fit black women.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:11, Reply)

You are Simon Cowell
AICMFP
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

When I say 'fit black women' , I mean Beyonce, Denise off EastEnders and that other one out of Destinys Child.
And that TV chef woman.

Apart from them, they all look the same.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Fatima Whitbread?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

The trouble with banning the BNP is that the right will move towards BFP which are _far_ worst, as there will be no more anti-imigrant voice in UK Politics, with the slight exception of UKIP, who aren't far right enough for most people.
And on a similar way, if you ban the EDL then people will move to "The Casuals" and NWI*, which as disgusting as the EDL are, they aren't as bad as NWI or The Casuals.

* NWI = North West Infidels, which for some reason seems to encompus the whole of the UK.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Ok
1 - Yorkshire Terriers
2 - Chalk
3 - Checkout girls who say "Anything else?" NO. If there was something else I'd have bought it.
4 - Fat "Sports Fans" in ill fitting t - shirts.
5 - That cunt Boycott
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:42, Reply)

this guy's mum
www.b3ta.com/questions/messingwithheads/post1499936

although, with all the blokes that have been banished there, she'd probably be in her element
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:44, Reply)

"Urban" Music(encompasses hip hop, rap, grime, etc)
I know at some point someone is gonna say the Conservative party so I'll balance the thread out by saying "The Labour Party", even though I don't think it is right to hate any democratic political party, just respectfully disagree.
Organised Religion
Deforestation
Criminal chavscum culture
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:47, Reply)

What is wrong with 'urban' music?
Burial's work is sophisticated, mysterious, intelligent, ghostly, emotional and fragile. He also comes from the dubstep scene.

EXPLAIN THAT, TORY BOY!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I find the vast majority of it to be devoid of the qualities you say.
Don't get me wrong, I hate dance music and heavy rock/metal music too.
I have always liked mid tempo guitar based pop rock.
In this case I wear my stereo typically unimaginative taste with pride.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

What the fuck is 'dance music'?
Is that like 'listen while standing still' music, or is it like, music that you can do modern tap and jazz hands to?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

House, Techno.
The music people listen to in Ibiza clubs.
I will dance to it, I will to to clubs, and pretend to enjoy it, for making friends, and pulling the opposite sex.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Right. I see.
Been to a lot of Ibiza clubs have you? Is trance the same as house? Because I know for a fact that there are clubs in Ibiza AND THE WORLD OVER that play trance, some play house, some play techno, some play indie, some play jungle, some play dubstep, some play breaks.

These are discrete and individual genres. Techno and house are as distinct from each other as punk and doom metal are from each other.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Are Boards of Canada dance music?
What about Fuck Buttons? Push Button Objects? Wild Beasts?

You're the expert, you tell me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:10, Reply)

I think the reply you are looking for is "I don't really know any specific tracks or artists"
True may it be, I have heard enough of it in general (on TV and radio, from friends, in public places, on the net) to know that I am not able to like any of the genres I have mentioned even if I wanted to.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:21, Reply)

So your story is that you don't know what you're talking about?
We've been here before.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

FreeFair is getting proper parred off here.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

What does 'parred off' mean?
I think he means that he doesn't like shit house and techno, which is fine, neither do I. Eric Prydz and Cascada is shit, whereas Visionquest and Motor City Drum Ensemble are ace. He is much more likely to be aware of the first two, however, he has tarred all 4/4 electronic music with the same brush, which is tantamount to judging Mogwai by the same standard as Shed Seven.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I am self knowingly the reverse of a hipster.
If a significant number of people haven't heard of it, I don't listen.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:30, Reply)

What does that mean?
And everybody has heard of everything you eejit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:31, Reply)

A hipster is AFAIK someone who claims to dislike anything commercially popular.

(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)

Yes, I know what a hipster is, thanks.
I meant what does 'If a significant number of people haven't heard of it, I don't listen.' mean? That you only listen if it's commercially popular?

If so, that makes you a twat.

Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:36, Reply)

I don't listen to everyone who is popular.
But everyone who I listen to is popular.
The most obscure artist I have in my musical library is Jethro Tull.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

So your story is that you can't be arsed to check out stuff that may be 'off the radar'?
At your age I didn't give a shit who was popular, as long as it was good and had integrity.

Which is what matters in any art.

As any fule kno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:39, Reply)

Not quite.
It's not really a deliberate policy, i have had the misfortune to not like any of the stuff i hear from most non mainstream artists.
Often aesthetically unpleasant.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:44, Reply)

So your story is that you have no taste?
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:48, Reply)

My posts have no overarching story.
They are merely a series of loosely connected comments.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:51, Reply)

So your story is that you lack a cohesive narrative?
Nice work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I like the Music I like, and I like any music that sounds like it.
Anyting else I do not bother with.
Thats it really.
(Glucose-Maximus All over the world., Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:27, Reply)

I'm not sure why you finished that sentence with the opposite sex

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Especially when it is well known that house is music for gay black people.
Much like techno is music for poor black people from Detroit, and hip hop is just for black people full stop.

As any fule kno.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

And Fuck da Police is for the sort of people who frequent 'date a person in uniform' websites

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I love NWA.
So, Sound of Da Police is for people that use 'person in uniform' sex chatlines?

This is tenuous, right here.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:37, Reply)

or farmyard animals

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:45, Reply)

WOOP WOOP!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:49, Reply)

You are a turd

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I'd put you in Room 101 actually.
You're boring and an utter hat-stand.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:49, Reply)

I think he's improving a bit.
I no longer feel compelled to drive my Honda Accord to the Black Country and smack his head off.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I just want to hit it until its not there anymore

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:54, Reply)

I just wanted to call someone a hat-stand.
I've neglected my favourite insult for some time now, I need to get it back into circulation again.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:57, Reply)

i might get a hat stand for my house
Not like a mad person, but a stand for hats.

I have many hats that may necessitate a hat stand.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 21:59, Reply)

I own two hats.
Both woolly ones, my head is too big for any other type of hat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I'm trying to think of things that give me the greatest fear
but I can't think of anything too specific

I'll say the swingset at the neighbors of my former residence. That fucking thing scared the shit out of me loads of times.
Cold Weather
Everyone on the food network
Indigo Girls
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:00, Reply)

What about your housemates.
You hate them.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

my parents are alright i guess

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:03, Reply)

it can just be things you hate
what's indigo girls?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:01, Reply)

those are things I strongly dislike

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:04, Reply)

Don't ask Cavy
You'll be polluted forever.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:05, Reply)

indigo girls is this shitty lezbo rock band
that most lezbos love
but they're shit
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Are they a well bent L7?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:12, Reply)

what?

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I think they were all rug-munchers
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-EVzM843nGk&feature=fvst
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

I'm not going to watch that.

( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

It's a music video.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:22, Reply)

A bit more Dolly Parton
But you're on the right lines.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:14, Reply)

no way
they'd be dolly parton if she stopped combing her hair, stopped wearing a bra, and grew a moustache
don't get me started on the music
( Lisette von Falcon, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

That's a bit extreme
They're just in touch with their masculine side.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I used to love L7.
L7 weren't lesbians BTW.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Like Village People weren't gay except the Indian.
They were good though - like Girls School except it wasn't Motorhead playing.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:18, Reply)

You like the Village People?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:28, Reply)

They live in my attic.
It's a problem when they start their dance routines early.

I have to explain that I need a sleep-in sometimes.

My neighbours are OK, but it's a bit embarrasing in Morrisons when we go shopping.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:42, Reply)

What swing set? There is no swing set. There _was_ a swing set, in the 1900s, but it died.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 9:17, Reply)

Is Sherlock any good?
I've finished Arrested Development again and the new episode of Desperate Housewives ain't out til tomorrow, so I have nothing to watch.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:16, Reply)

it is very good
although I've not seen today's one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:17, Reply)

The first episode is ninety minutes long, fuck that.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:24, Reply)

You got 6 Music on?
Billy Bragg's greatest on right now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Billy Bragg's Greatest Hits
A whole hour of silence.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:29, Reply)

He's an acquired taste
You need to see him live to understand.

A lot of rant, then some of the best guitar driving you'll ever see.

He can't admit that Blair was wrong, though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:34, Reply)

Just watched today's one which was excellent
has it's bad points, but really rather good
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:33, Reply)

I'll watch it after Match of the Day.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:38, Reply)

Is every episode the length of a fucking film?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Yes, they're all 90 minutes

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:53, Reply)

I have no time for that kind of nonsense.
I need instant gratification.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I've been watching Dexter recently, it's good.

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Wolford Dunningham.
He's a vacuous hipster prick who has the kind of name that gets repeated ad nauseam in all forms of media, and makes my fists clench involuntarily whenever I see or hear it.

Shame he doesn't really exist.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Now it am bedtime
Night. Twats.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sun 15 Jan 2012, 22:46, Reply)

Ermm....
- Tinned Tuna
- everyone who I fancies Boyfriend [and/or] husband.
- People on the tube who jump on and then stand still the moment they stand on so the doors close behind them, doubly so when there is loads of room.
- Ermm..... I guess I had better do something for humanity, so I guess anyone who starts a war in offence.
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Oh god, I just just stopped myself doing my most creepiest thing yet.
I was just going to go on www.causes.com and start one of "Having a boyfriend [and/or] husband who isn't me whilst myself fancing them".
( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 8:48, Reply)

Don't Ask
1. Beetroot
2. Windows Millennium Edition
3. Tomato Juice drinks
4. People who nick the seat I want on the bus
5. Blackberry phone users
(Claude Speed was a Roman called Claudius Speedicus, Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:26, Reply)

1. James Corden
2. That kind of plastic packaging that is almost vacuum packed to whatever it contains and is impossible to get off.
3. Will.I.Am (and the rest of them)
4. Christmas
5. Joey Barton
(gherkinator, Tue 17 Jan 2012, 1:05, Reply)