Basically if I ever win the Euro Millions I know exactly what I'll be doing with it.
It would have to be £150m though.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:46, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

It's coats, isn't it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

he doesn't pay for those

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:48, Reply)

Surprisingly not.
I sold eleven coats today, what the fuck is happening to me?
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:49, Reply)

I don't even own 11 coats!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

I don't think I've even owned eleven coats over the course of my life

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Are you Northern?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

A man with more than
4 coats, and 5 pairs of shoes/ trainers etc is quite clearly a bumder. I will brook no argument to this.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

*bums bonzo*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Woo hoo
pushes back...
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

*counts shoes*
*agrees*
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Good Man

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:21, Reply)

I've got about 30 items of footwear
at least 20 are related to specialist sporting activites though.

ditto coats.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:11, Reply)

related to specialist sporting activites pairs of wellies I wear when out dogging
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

fuck off.
It's dogging brogues or nowt round my way.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:14, Reply)

brogues is well gay.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I know
that's why I wear them when I'm trawling the docks for sailor cock.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:16, Reply)

All is right in Badger Town then.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:19, Reply)

I have more than that, only counting Army surplus stuff
so you can fuck right off.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)

How the shuddering fuck can anyone have 11 coats to sell
this is coming from someone who likes clothes.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Because my wardrobe is vast and amazing.
But I need to streamline. Those eleven (which I never, ever wear any more) will fund maybe one or two fantastically cool ones.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Goks/

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

My anus is vast and amazing and yet i don't feel the need to fill it with cock

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

...apart from Friday nights on Wandsworth Common

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:58, Reply)

What the hell does that even mean?

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

He has a fat arse

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

I hate men with fat arses.
It's not natural. Men have small arses.
( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

I have pert buttocks

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)

POIDH

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)

( )'( )

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:06, Reply)

Lol

( girlinthehole, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)

He was suggesting that has lots of coats because he has a large wardrobe, which is pretty retarded logic

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

*puts hand up*
Leather jacket, leather trench coat, full length flappy job, velvet frock coat, two more velvet jackets, brown blazer type thing, another brown jacket that looks like leather but isn't, denim jacket, sheepskin job, red nehru style, three-quarter length black coat, black bomber style thing, fleece.

Edit. Oh, and a nice warm winter coat but the zip is fucked.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:55, Reply)

Long black coat, dog walking coat, other coat

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I also used to have a leather Mandarin style jacket which was awesome
but it got ripped on a fence post.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Well if we are counting jackets as well...
blue cord jacket, tweed jacket, biege linen jacket, grey linen jacket, grey blazer, blue blazer, long work coat, snowboard jacket, lightweight casual jacket, morning coat, grey suit jacket, black suit jacket...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

You are no Phil Collins, that's for sure

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

ha ha ha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:02, Reply)

There you go then.
I missed out suit jackets, so that's another five.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

a snowboard jacket is clearly a coat, you fool.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:12, Reply)

So is a morning coat, i was conglomerating jackets and coats

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:13, Reply)

Overcoat, leather jacket, denim jacket (never worn), puffa jacket, cord jacket, couple of waterproofs, trendy prada thing that I am too old and uncool to wear.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:59, Reply)

BEST SUBTHREAD EVA!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Coat.
Other coat.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:00, Reply)

*correct amount of coat fives*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:03, Reply)

Technically I suppose I do also have
'Left on a train to Edinburgh coat', but I don't wear that one anymore.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:07, Reply)

*hand up too*
Navy Overcoat, Spring 3/4 Length Overcoat, 2 x Snowboarding Jackets, Cycling Jacket, Shell Jacket, Spring Short Jacket, Layering Jacket, 2 x Suit Jacket, 2 x Blazer, 2 x Leather Jacket.

30+ pairs of shoes too. I'm such a frightful bender.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:22, Reply)

Oh dear.
Bent but sartorially elegant.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:28, Reply)

is it mining landfills?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)

Or filling landmines?
or something.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:04, Reply)

Nah, the bottoms gone out of that market
Along with the legs, one arm, an eye, etc.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 14:05, Reply)

Becoming a shareholder in a shit london club, that's a good way of getting rid of it very quickly

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 25 Jan 2012, 13:54, Reply)