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I hate the 80s cos the 80s were shit.What song lyrics do you agree with?
What song lyrics do you disagree with?
When was the last time you stopped to collaborate and listen?
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:09,
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Adolf's back with his brand new invention(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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Blitzkrieggrabs a hold of me tightly
flow like a Panzer daily and nightly.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:16,
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Will it ever stop?Yo, I don't know
Leningrad, it won't go
To the extreme, I rocket South England-ers now
Light up St Pauls and whack my ho with some arsenic
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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FALLINGIn my bunker real fast
Killed all the Jews, using the gas
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:18,
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If only all major conflicts could be resolved by just dissing one another with phat rhymes.So many lives could be saved.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:20,
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Oh, I say, well played.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:13,
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I agree with the lyrics of Small Town Boy by Bronski Beat,if I ever had the misfortune to meet Jimmy Somerville I most certainly would 'run away run away run away'.
BECAUSE HE'S A BENDER!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:14,
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I properly fucking love Jimmy Somerville.I'd totally keep him in my shirt pocket like a teeny tiny pet.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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Is that your special lifting shirt pocket?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:19,
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It's funny because it's casual homophobia.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:21,
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homophobia is ok now since they discovered that homphobes are closet homos(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
So I can take any reference to woofters as an open invitation to buttfuddle them?(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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I was just a teenage dirtbag, baby(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:15,
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I agree with youThe 80's were shit.
I agree with all of the Song lyrics of Tori Amos, and I strongly disagree with those of George Jones.
I like kittens.
For some reason, a guy I used to go out with (although there wasn't much actual going out) has decided that we should do a bit of work together. Does it sound like a good idea?
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It depends on which aspect of them you meanand who you are. And, well... a variety of other factors.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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I'm glad we cleared that up(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:24,
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Not really.The gays were in charge of pop music so it was much much better than when the blacks took over in the 2000s.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Who was in charge of pop in the 1990s?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:40,
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I'm sorry.I wrote my original post in such a way as to be comprehensible by people with a reading age above about seven. If I had known I had to cater for retards I would have drawn some pretty picture.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:30,
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I can just make that out....FROM SPACE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:32,
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It really makes you think, doesn't it?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Cornflake girl?Psoriasis is nothing to sing about
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:23,
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and hanging with the raisin girls?I'm not up for encouraging lynchings due to dried-fruit based discrimination.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:29,
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Won't someone think of the currants?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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the 80s were shit, probably the worst decade everi agree that you can't stop the rock, but i don't think the rhythm's gonna get ya
i take a totally non-collaborate and listen stance, i'm just against it per se
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I thought Apollo 440 were 90's(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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he didn't specify whether the lyrics had to be from 80s songsi'm gettin pretty tired of always being the smartest person here you know
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I agree with Adam Ant when he saidRidicule is nothing to be scared of.
I disagree with his stance on pub windows and car parts.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:31,
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Mental illness is something to be scared of.Don't drink don't smoke, what do you do?
I tear off all my clothes and curl up in a hysterical ball in the kitchen of my local greasy spoon.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:34,
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Must be something insideI suggest finding it.... WITH A SPOON!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:36,
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Someone keeps phoning me and singing "Stand and Deliver" I keep telling him he has the wrong number, but he's Adamant.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:54,
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oh, you arse.I can't believe that made me smile.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:00,
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I agree that at any given point in time where I may have cause for it to be a concern, I would choose not to stand so close to Sting.
I disagree with Barry Manilow when he said 'I write the songs', because he fucking doesn't, the lying fraggle faced cunt.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:38,
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To be fair, he did write quite a lot of the songs.More than his fair share I would say.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:43,
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Possibly. I fucked up my 'joke' really.I should only have referred to that one song.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:45,
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Ah.Right. That would have been quite an amusing comment had you not fucked it up entirely.
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Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:47,
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It's OK, I'm just here to give you something to look good in comparison to.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:55,
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I resonate with "You Are The One" by Pulp.Because I have a habit of 'falling in love' with about thirty different girls I walk past every day.
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Barry's not a rapisthe remembers to shout "surprise" first.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:50,
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I realise this is your ultimate objective, of coursebut this is getting just a teensy bit tiresome.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:51,
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I''m almost interested in what I've done to provoke this level of impotent angerOnly almost though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:56,
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that must be nice for you.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:58,
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have you tried a little sit down and a nice cup of tea?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 14:59,
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I thought it would brighten your mood and make you less angry towards the mighty badger.(
Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:19,
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thanks i do appreciate it really, i like itbut i wish you had used the same crayon effect the other guy used.
I'm not angry against badger, i'm just pissing on his chips til he gives me some action
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I don't know how he did it, I tried my hardest using photoshopbut I reckon he used a difference program.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:24,
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Lots of placesI prefer a Kukri shirt myself, but Dita and Wormwood are pretty good value.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:33,
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all this anger really isn't good for you, you know.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:42,
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im big into the.80s manTheyre coming back donchano
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Lisette von Falcon, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:09,
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I'm going to draw a picture with a logo turtle(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:34,
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I wonder why people think that B3tans are all fat, lazy food tubes.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:46,
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Sorry what's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the crisps I'm stuffing into my fat face.(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I like how you pretend this is a jokebut you are actually never more than 5 minutes from eating something.
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Bazongaloid, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 15:54,
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Sorry this is a bit shit, but I'm bored.
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The 80's- not all bad, not all good.I agree with the lyrics to War by Edwin Starr.
I do not agree with the lyrics to Bodies by the Sex Pistols.
Listen and collaborate? When I remixed some music for a friends disco.
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It's new, alright new person, try not to be be too shitcheers
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:25,
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Also what's North Lincolnshire like? Is it shit ? I've never been, it could be achingly beautiful for all I know(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:27,
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Its pretty pleasant, the part live in, is very rural and also quite well offhowever it is damn flat. No hills here. Some might find it boring I guess
Truth is I'm not from round here though, I was born and raised in a place to the southwest of here, Streetly.
(P.S No I do not live in Scunthorpe or Grimsby/Cleethorpes.)
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Freefairs pretty cool and can be your off topic partner, he's also only thirteen on the internet or something like that, so maybe you can bully him into sucking you off at the bash(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:48,
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He also wantonly acts like a cunt to other people his age.I can see how this will end.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:50,
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A two year suspended sentence, four hundred hours community service, and an entry on that pesky register(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:53,
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Stay strong for the sake of your wife(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:42,
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Are you the one that pretends to wank on the mentally handicapped?(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:41,
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I assure you he wasn't handicapped, he wantonly acted like a cunt towards other people of his age(, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
I didn't, it was dissolved sugar cubes that i rubbed on his face.look at my profile for the long story answer from QOTW.
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The little cunt deserved it and all (
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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that is still sexual assaulthe believed he'd been sexually assaulted, you should be in prison
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According to some band or other, who I'm not even sure were alive in the Eightiesit was acceptable during them. What "it" is, I am yet to find out.
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Kroney, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:47,
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Agree with- Capitalism- Oingo BiongoDisagree with- the whole Pink Floyd album "The Final Cut"
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The fact that you listened to a whole Pink Floyd album makes you an unutterable cunt.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:10,
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people who quote song lyrics in conversation are cuntsone of my flatmates was shagging a guy (his surname was "fudge", oh how we laughed) at uni who did this all the time. he was a cunt.
i always hated: "now that we've caressed, a kiss so warm and tender, i can't wait til we meet, that sweet moment of surrender". who says men are only about one thing, eh?
i also disagree with "have a drink, have a drive".
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 16:59,
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but you are OK with 'if her Daddy's rich, take her out for a meal, if her Daddy's poor just do what you feel?'
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:00,
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I had to totally abandon the word "Hello" because of Lionel Richie.(
Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:09,
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I stopped dancing on ceilings for similar reasons.(
scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:16,
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is she a fatty?I got the impression she was a rake thin stressed out scarecrow type chick, like Ally McBeal or whatever her fucking name was.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:34,
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A bit like Noel Fielding but more manly.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:36,
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Like: love will tear us apart, againLoathe: I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:12,
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The miserable fucker who sang the first one killed himself up the road from where I used to live(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:13,
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did he fall or was he pushed?(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:14,
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I neither know nor care, as long as they stopped making music(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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I hope he haunts you, like the music should do.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:21,
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Bollocks.Barney Sumner is the worst vocalist it has ever been my displeasure to witness. Utterly atrocious.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:19,
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Never gonna make you cry
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:20,
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You missed out: never gonna say goodbye.I don't think this rickroll has gone well at all :'(
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:25,
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Inside we both know what's been going onwe know the game and we're going to play it.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:28,
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you wouldn't get this from any other guy(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:32,
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After her singing career failedLisa Stansfield became a detective on the Algarve.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 6 Feb 2012, 17:57,
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