Anyone about?
Alt: Two good things about your day, one bad.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:24, 68 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

bad: I only just got back from work
Good: work gave me a free sandwich and muffin for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:40, Reply)

Yeah',
Good One: I've just discovered this place: www.approvedfood.co.uk/ and brought a SHITLOAD worth of stuff, an absolute SHITLOAD. Including 60 cans of red bull for £15.
Good Two: I'm having ribs for dinner from Waitrose, with some pizza express dough balls with garlic butter as I didn't fancy chips with it and don't have any bread.
Bad One: I had to work from home today, my tablets for some reason knocked me for sex, like I had taken a double amount or something. It's alright 'cus I'll make it up on the weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:41, Reply)

Phoarrr etc
I'll have the same lot on script as well
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Rory, seriously, I've read in books about people who get prescribed sex with adult workers... I _must_ be able to get in on that, no? Surly I'm a good case for it?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)

You need to have a chat with your GP, if he refuses get a second or third opinion, NHS prosser vouchers !!
Failing which I hope your mum is Cher, that'd be handy during this extended drought at Chez Gonz
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:58, Reply)

I'm totally googling around now to see what they suggest.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:07, Reply)

1. Knocked you for sex??!!
2. I misread your name as 'Save the cheesecake, save the gonz'
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:43, Reply)

Six =)
I like that, I'm keeping it, just so you don't feel silly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)

yay!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Are you "Mr G" whosaved £149 less than an hour ago?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I don't get the point of this account Bobby, it's well shit

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:45, Reply)

Not that you're not normally shit, but this one uses Maddie jokes, so that somehow makes it worse

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:46, Reply)

Well my friend it is simply a matter of location.Dick is logged in on my laptop and bobby on my ipad. I don't know my password for bobby so can't logout as dick on here.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:48, Reply)

kill the ipad, kill bobby

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:53, Reply)

It would be like killing a downs baby, I couldn't do it.
plus, Angry Birds innit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:56, Reply)

bare shit bruv

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Like a shit sandwich
Watched some Generation Kill and finished writing a short story. The rest of the day was pretty shit
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Day of relaxation before starting new job tomorrow.
Wife cooking a nice meal.

Turns out one of my bruised ribs is broken. Which explains why it hurts a week after I knackered it. Farting, coughing, sneezing and laughing all hurt at the moment.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:22, Reply)

what job?

( zulu eh?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Domestic waste inspector for Kilburn.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:13, Reply)

have no idea what that is
but good luck with it
( zulu eh?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Good - three jobs today
Bad - two need writing up by 10.30 tomorrow so I'm having a little break before I crack on again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 20:42, Reply)

good - i'm drinking champagne
bad - i'm having to watch The Notebook.
( zulu eh?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:07, Reply)

and its the worst fucking movie i have ever had to see
what utter shite
( zulu eh?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:08, Reply)

Good: I'm home from work
Good: Had pizza for dinner
Bad: Loldrama at work - yesterday Muslim Guy asked me a technical question, I sought confirmation from Idiot Co-worker as part of my "don't treat her like an idiot in the office" performance review objective. She loudly declares that she doesn't want to be part of this discussion as her advice isn't appreciated and leaves. I worry that this is directed at me as it often is but it turns out IC and MG are in the middle of some kind of fullblown feud because today I'm first questioned about the incident and then called in to act as a witness to what went on as manager and an unassociated manager who talked to IC yesterday get MG's side of the story. Crazy stuff. Most of it appears to be really petty, too.

I of course had noticed none of this in my usual "not able to read other people" Aspergers way.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:26, Reply)

This is the Public sector, if you didn't spend your time engaging in idle gossip and petty vindictiveness you'd have fuck all to do.

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:30, Reply)

I surf the internet
and read books on my phone. Don't know what everybody else's problem is.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I spent 10 minutes steadfastly doing nothing
today. It was pretty liberating.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:40, Reply)

You'd get more attention if you said that you'd your paw down your knickers

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:45, Reply)

I wait until I get home for that

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Smooth talking here

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:50, Reply)

My milkshake brings all the slags to the yard

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:53, Reply)

you are Bod

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Are you calling Aunt Flo a slag?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:01, Reply)

Alles is gut!
Good No1 - just finished an awesome meal and a metric shitload of beer on expenses in Germany.
Good No2 - the new employers have agreed to a ludicrous amount of 'car allowance' which will allow me to buy a really nice car and have them finance it.
Good No3 - I think the German barmaid I've been chatting to all night may well come to my hotel room for a 'Nightcap'
Bad - I have to drive from Remagen to the UK tomorrow.
All in all a 3 - 1 win!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 21:56, Reply)

Shocking amount of smugness here

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:03, Reply)

And your point is?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:10, Reply)

He's explicitly stated that your post is shockingly smug, that would seem to be the main point of his post

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)

Ah! I see now...
...his point is that I'm being smug. A fair and accurate point, I feel.
However this is after I was more than stiffly shafted out of a job by my former manager* who is about to have his world shattered around him by me taking his 3 biggest customers from him. I hope he loses his job in the same ignominious manner I did and it takes him 10 times as long as I did to find another job, the cunt.
*(However, my ex-employers were a little more generous than they legally had to be)
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:25, Reply)

Crack on lad
There was a time when a casual accusation of self-righteousness would be shrugged off with nary a twinge of self-justification...
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)

You've taken it all quite personally. You were made redundant from your previous job, that being your post was no longer necessary within an international company. You weren't 'done over'.
You've repaid your previous company for their several years of employment meaning that you could afford to feed and house your family and now in essence could no longer afford to keep your post; albeit still paying you a generous package to see you right, by actively seeking to remove their clients and 'fuck them over'. Looks like the only cunt of this piece is you, and your previous manger was clearly correct in identifying you as shite to be shifted.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

I've worked for 12 hours today
For myself,for peanuts,for my rapidly disintegrating business.

Now I'm sitting on my own (excluding cats) in a ramshackle house in one of the most deprived cities in the UK.

I've had a Morrison's Ready Meal and I'm drinking the last can of Holsten Pils I had in the fridge.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)

If it's any consolation he is fat and bald

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)

I'm fat and grey Rory
And not overly concerned. It was a bit "Hey look at me" though.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Could be worse, you could be a cunt.
And then where would you be?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)

You gonna go mod crying again today?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:36, Reply)

What the fuck are you blithering about, you tool?

( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:39, Reply)

You've got a long history of knighting and bitch crying to the mods, and my posts got modded yesterday
You went bitch crying to the mods again blaireau you slag
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Which posts got modded?

( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:43, Reply)

I dunno what he got so precious about
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1525476

MOD REMOVAL
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1525484#post1525488

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1525483
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:51, Reply)

AIN'T NO-ONE DISSES HIS MAD PLUMBING SKILLZ
Ain't no one.
( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:56, Reply)

Still at least it's been established that I'm a dick

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)

A dick that is not amusing, but predictable no less

( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)

Rory's a funny guy.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)

Take that back!! I snigger at an occasional post of mine

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:03, Reply)

You're full of shit rl.
On most of those counts.
If I think you're a cunt I'll tell you so, rather than relying on somebody else to fight it for me.
You are a cunt.
Incidentally I've only ever "gazzed a mod" twice, once when I was daft enough to get my username kidnapped, the other time was when an anti-BSM/WBM/RTS bandwagon was on the go. After all, there were bumhole pictures and mortgage payments on the line.
As for you? Small fry, that's all you are.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)

oh no, I lost my username
And was comprehensively shown up as a twat, MODS! HELP ME! HELP ME!
( Bazongaloid, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:52, Reply)

For some of us it is episodic.
For others it's day in, day out.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)

and yet you went bitching to the mods you slag
Nobody in their right minds would let you near their boilers round here, your 'trade' is quite safe, as long as you get your missus to drive the van for you.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)

The voice of sound judgement and reason ringing out there.
Praise be for rl.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)

Embroiled in antagonism, it would appear.
Bedtime.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:47, Reply)

Fat and bald?
Overweight and balding I'll admit to!!

OK - fat and bald. But gainfully employed and about to drink some more beer - room service this time!

I might even order a croissant so nyer!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Just got back from a Metronomy gig.
And the people I went with were all ace. Bad is that it seemed everyone else there was fourteen.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)

I was asked to produce some IDDs by the end of next week.
I did them by the middle of the afternoon.

Good thing No. 2- had some wasabi peanuts.

Bad thing- the fucking snow.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Neither, was just full of meh.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 22:41, Reply)

Good. I rock.
Also good, reminding someone else they rock.

Nothing.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:04, Reply)

zi?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Phone, blud.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Feb 2012, 23:10, Reply)