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What is your worst/best lie ever?
alt: why don't i believe you?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:06, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
What is your worst/best lie ever?
alt: why don't i believe you?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:06, 171 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I pretended to have a mouse when I was 6 or so.
It even got released into the wild at school.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:11, Reply)
It even got released into the wild at school.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:11, Reply)
exactly
an imaginary mouse called Turbot would be awesomecrazycute
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
an imaginary mouse called Turbot would be awesomecrazycute
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:51, Reply)
I started a lie at Glastonbury once that gained almost site-wide rumour mill acceptance
I can't even remember what it was. Somebody died or summat.
And I once convinced a group of strangers that I did a slightly different but equally unremarkable job to the one I actually did ... just because I could. I'm well good at lying.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
I can't even remember what it was. Somebody died or summat.
And I once convinced a group of strangers that I did a slightly different but equally unremarkable job to the one I actually did ... just because I could. I'm well good at lying.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 19:18, Reply)
Good.
It justifies Wenger's decision to put Henry in the 25 man squad.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
It justifies Wenger's decision to put Henry in the 25 man squad.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:14, Reply)
I'm at work, wanking at work is what a bogwanker would do, I am not a bogwanker
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Yeah, that one of the tennis girl scratching her arse, for starters.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:29, Reply)
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I won't cum in your mouth.
Alt: because my spunk is dribbling out of your nostrils.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
Alt: because my spunk is dribbling out of your nostrils.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:02, Reply)
well given that the above was said to his boss
as she wasn't so chuffed about it...
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:11, Reply)
as she wasn't so chuffed about it...
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:11, Reply)
Really good thanks. Looking forward to seeing you on Saturday.
Have you seen this: www.fox5vegas.com/story/16937627/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
Have you seen this: www.fox5vegas.com/story/16937627/man-suffers-heart-attack-at-heart-attack-grill
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:13, Reply)
I'll click the link later.
I'm on my phone at the mo, Saturday should be a right giggle, what time are you getting there?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
I'm on my phone at the mo, Saturday should be a right giggle, what time are you getting there?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:18, Reply)
'giggle'?
Are you going to swap stories about boys and plait each other's hair?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Are you going to swap stories about boys and plait each other's hair?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:30, Reply)
Some Scouse bint has corrupted her brother and is whisking him from the bosom of his family?
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I'm shit at lying.
Alt: because I'm shit at lying.
Evening, Cavy. You're looking especially lovely tonight.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Alt: because I'm shit at lying.
Evening, Cavy. You're looking especially lovely tonight.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:31, Reply)
Had a bit of a stupid last minute panic
when I realised that I hadn't saved my shiny new CV, and that the last interview I got was off the back of my useless old CV.
This is very confusing.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:46, Reply)
when I realised that I hadn't saved my shiny new CV, and that the last interview I got was off the back of my useless old CV.
This is very confusing.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 20:46, Reply)
See, shit at lying, I know you totally digg me =)
What's up with that though, why don't you like her?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
What's up with that though, why don't you like her?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Ahh, coolio, well, take my word for it, she's very cute.
How you doing b3th? I made a lovely garlic butter for my pizza express home-cooked doughballs, way better than their butter. Got a dark kitkat for afters.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)
How you doing b3th? I made a lovely garlic butter for my pizza express home-cooked doughballs, way better than their butter. Got a dark kitkat for afters.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:33, Reply)
I'm very well thank you Sir.
We had Malaysian beef rendang for dinner, followed by toffee cornetto.
I think we win.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
We had Malaysian beef rendang for dinner, followed by toffee cornetto.
I think we win.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:38, Reply)
They're Morrisons own brand
Two boxes of SIX for £2.
I kid you not.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Two boxes of SIX for £2.
I kid you not.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I *was* considering eating better
and looking after myself more. But I have a big freezer compartment nowadays and a morrisons not too far away! Let the housewhaling commence!
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
and looking after myself more. But I have a big freezer compartment nowadays and a morrisons not too far away! Let the housewhaling commence!
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:11, Reply)
If you ever leave the house, you'll inevitably see your ex husband
He'll be thinking "Christ what was I thinking of"
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
He'll be thinking "Christ what was I thinking of"
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:15, Reply)
"I never should have cheated on that hunk of womanhood"?
"What the fuck am I doing in Wales?"?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
"What the fuck am I doing in Wales?"?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:17, Reply)
If you paid any attention to her posts you'd note that she frequently sees her ex husband at larp
get with the sisterhood
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
get with the sisterhood
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:19, Reply)
well if he paid attention
to my boring missives, he'd know I only went twice last year
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
to my boring missives, he'd know I only went twice last year
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
That's like loads of times when you don't want to be bumping into your ex husband both dressed like twats with his new biatch in tow
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:23, Reply)
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I need details, I'm always on to them, I'm one of the trusted inner circle of dwarvin orc elves
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:33, Reply)
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I can barely remember where I live
let alone what I read on the internet once.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
let alone what I read on the internet once.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:28, Reply)
fear not, below average intelligence, and limited insight into what they themselves are writing let alone others is a common trait of this messageboard
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I think that's true
but trying to understand it is hurting my feeble brain.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)
but trying to understand it is hurting my feeble brain.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:34, Reply)
Although gaz me up with some photos of when you met, your wedding day and how fat you both are now so that I can pass some more considered judgement
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I'm only trying to help here, NO WONDER YOU@RE DIVORCED!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:21, Reply)
I dig his work in the Beastie Boys, but that Hand in my Head and Maybe I'm Dead were shit.
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so very hurtful
but I know you are angry and just lashing out, I will forgive you this once
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
but I know you are angry and just lashing out, I will forgive you this once
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:26, Reply)
but you are a liar
which makes the chances that you are in fact a politian since a) you have admitted to lying a lot, so your statement is more likey to be a lie and b) politians love lying.
But what if a negates itself??! HEAD ASPLODE
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
which makes the chances that you are in fact a politian since a) you have admitted to lying a lot, so your statement is more likey to be a lie and b) politians love lying.
But what if a negates itself??! HEAD ASPLODE
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Me and my dad were fed up with my mum liking Boys II Men
so we told her they were sex offenders who met in prison.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
so we told her they were sex offenders who met in prison.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:23, Reply)
Oh lol, this reminds me.
At work the other day my director was gently ribbing one of the guys in my office about him going to see Boyz II Men, 'a boyband', she kept saying.
He then accidentally referred to them as Boyz 4 Men.
Funny as fuck.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
At work the other day my director was gently ribbing one of the guys in my office about him going to see Boyz II Men, 'a boyband', she kept saying.
He then accidentally referred to them as Boyz 4 Men.
Funny as fuck.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:32, Reply)
My landlord saw my aunty's Bagpuss toy and said
"Awwww, Skagpuss!"
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)
"Awwww, Skagpuss!"
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:36, Reply)
that's why I said "Bagpuss toy" and didn't leave it at Bagpuss.
You dirty mare.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
You dirty mare.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Once I finish another bloody application off
I'm going to chill for a couple of days.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I'm going to chill for a couple of days.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Not that any of you care
But I'd like to point out that I'm not in work now until Tuesday.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
But I'd like to point out that I'm not in work now until Tuesday.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:54, Reply)
That's a shame
As I was going to come to WsM on Friday and I was going to see if you fancied letting me buy you lunch.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)
As I was going to come to WsM on Friday and I was going to see if you fancied letting me buy you lunch.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I don't know
Weston's pretty dusty.
What if it doesn't meet your rigorous standards?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Weston's pretty dusty.
What if it doesn't meet your rigorous standards?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Quite a productive one, which isn't like me.
So, what are you going to do with your huge number of free days?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
So, what are you going to do with your huge number of free days?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:05, Reply)
Sleep.
I might do some shopping and I might apply for some jobs.
The latter being most important.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)
I might do some shopping and I might apply for some jobs.
The latter being most important.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Well, I need to step things up.
I was offered work in Edinburgh, but I wasn't comfortable with the terms and conditions.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I was offered work in Edinburgh, but I wasn't comfortable with the terms and conditions.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I'm not bothered either way.
But an offer was made, but after expenses, I'd be worse off.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
But an offer was made, but after expenses, I'd be worse off.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
See, I like Glasgow as well
but I just love the architecture and general appearance of Edinburgh more.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
but I just love the architecture and general appearance of Edinburgh more.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Checks post again.
No, there seems to be no mention of your wife, who, if the toilet walls are to believed - has her own cock - mentioned there.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
No, there seems to be no mention of your wife, who, if the toilet walls are to believed - has her own cock - mentioned there.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
In further good news a pair of shoes I want are down to 39 bones in the sale.
Hurrah.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
Hurrah.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:01, Reply)
The other colours are nicer but I have eight million pairs of brown/dark beige trainers.
www.youmustcreate.com/products/footwear/saddle-trainer/
For 39 quid they'll be good beater trainers.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)
www.youmustcreate.com/products/footwear/saddle-trainer/
For 39 quid they'll be good beater trainers.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Nah.
I have too many pairs of Mark McNairy/Quoddy/Yuketen shoes that are very similar (but miles better). Annoyed I didn't ever get the waxed Wallabees though.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I have too many pairs of Mark McNairy/Quoddy/Yuketen shoes that are very similar (but miles better). Annoyed I didn't ever get the waxed Wallabees though.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
I picked it up today aye.
It's amazing but the medium is pretty big on me. Small was tiny though. Should shrink a bit in the wash.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)
It's amazing but the medium is pretty big on me. Small was tiny though. Should shrink a bit in the wash.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)
That is a lot of coinage mate.
How many times will you wear it before you get bored of it?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)
How many times will you wear it before you get bored of it?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:39, Reply)
I don't think I'll ever get bored of it.
I have a stupid amount of t-shirts so the one I bought today is the only sort I'll buy from now on. They have to be amazing for me to warrant getting it. Rather get that and not find another amazing one for a couple months than get a few average ones for the same price in that time.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I have a stupid amount of t-shirts so the one I bought today is the only sort I'll buy from now on. They have to be amazing for me to warrant getting it. Rather get that and not find another amazing one for a couple months than get a few average ones for the same price in that time.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I get this joke.
You're pretending not to be a massive bender. for comic effect.
Very funny.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
You're pretending not to be a massive bender. for comic effect.
Very funny.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Also
they're hideously expensive designer shoes, recognisable by the fact that they have red soles.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)
they're hideously expensive designer shoes, recognisable by the fact that they have red soles.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I've justed googled, and yes. They are a bit pricey.
How many pairs do you have?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
How many pairs do you have?
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:15, Reply)
I'm going to wait and get a really nice pair for the funeral.
I've just seen an advert for a 'Sandwich Production Assistant'.
I'm getting seriously tempted.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)
I've just seen an advert for a 'Sandwich Production Assistant'.
I'm getting seriously tempted.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:16, Reply)
Is it in the 'testing' department?
(You'll be grateful for that, I was going to ask how much 'bread' it paid, or if the 'dough' was good).
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
(You'll be grateful for that, I was going to ask how much 'bread' it paid, or if the 'dough' was good).
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:28, Reply)
I don't imagine it pays a decent crust.
And on that note, I'm off to bed. Try not to miss me too much, y'all.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)
And on that note, I'm off to bed. Try not to miss me too much, y'all.
( , Wed 15 Feb 2012, 23:31, Reply)
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