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Yeah that weekend was excellent.I feel perfectly fine this morning, which is a worry.
High points too numerous to mention but taking my kid to the cinema for the first time* was one, as was the epic boozeup on Saturday night, with some advanced homosexuals from the internet.
What about you?
Alt: I saw some shit in the Metro this morning about the 'greatest animated character of all time' - I read it, then I re-ead it, but no. No mention whatsoever of MR PEAVLEY. For fuck's sake. No mention either of The Great Grape Ape. Tsk. And people wonder why I am so depressed about modern society.
*when we went in, the woman said 'enjoy your film' to which my daughter replied 'enjoy your cash register'. Awww.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:21,
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'advanced' homosexuals?I take it that this nomenclature places them above mere 'practicing' homosexuals?
In other news - a bostin' weekend! Cleared rubble etc from G/F's garden (boo hiss) followed by a nomtastic fillet steak dinner on Saturday (woo yay hoopla).
Twang club road trip to the Red Arrow pub in Lutterworth on Sunday followed by a mahoosive chinese meal! All good.
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That's right. This lot are SERIOUS benders.These guys are no mere weekend chutneys or public school flirters - they're heavy duty, round-the-clock bummers.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:37,
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Highlights of the weekend:A superb curry on Friday.
Asking Stunned if he was going bald or simply born with a massive cow lick.
Meeting THE Mr Internet.
Realising that Monty dyes his hair. The big vain poofter.
Having my daughter & wife back from Scotland.
Cooking and eating an enormous roast meal last night.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:52,
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Oh yeah I'd forgotten about the hair-dyeing accusation.Who started that one? Was it you?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:53,
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Of course it was.I always knew you were "just for men". Now we know that's with two meanings.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:56,
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Rather good thank you, my sister gave birth to a little girl on Friday evening, that was niceI then got drunk and enjoyed a spliff or two with my housemate.
Saturday - Did very little for most of the day, went out in the evening, felt sick, came home, carried on drinking.
Sunday - Went for breakfast with friends, watched the football, LOLed most heartily at the final score, headed home, watched a terrible film, went to bed.
Alt: I'll guess they'll have gone for either Mickey Mouse or Bart Simpson. I'd go for Homer over Bart though. Also, it might just be me showing my (lack of) age, but I have no idea who you are talking about.
Also
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Congrats to your sister,I'm sure she and her husband Neil Buchanan are over the moon.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:55,
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Highlights (strap yourselves in for an exciting ride)Starting a new shelf for records (woo! already a quarter full)
Left in charge of my two kids on Saturday afternoon, taking them to the pub (it was an educational visit, alright?)
Delicious curry on Saturday night.
Er...
That's it.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 8:58,
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I knowYou may envy my exciting life.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:27,
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That sounds more exciting than mine.I took my Dad to the football on Saturday. It's weird not swearing at football though. 'You're fu...forever doing that'... 'Get away ref you cu...can't let that happen'.
And apart from spending more time than is healthy on a facebook page in memory of 'John Barton Off of Emmerdale', the only other highlight was Being Human last night.
Alt: So what was the greatest animated character of all time? I don't read Metro.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:02,
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The bent one from The Mysterious Cities of Gold(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:08,
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Fairly quiet onehad a cracking curry on Saturday night, though.
The Hooded Claw was clearly the star of "The Perils of Penelope Pitstop".
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:33,
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Fuck off was he.The Anthill Mob were. A team of midget gangsters will be the star turn in ANY show.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:35,
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Well this is shit, eh?I see the News of The World is back with a slightly different name as of next week. What a fucking surprise.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:34,
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Stupid people will always give their money to Murdoch one way or another.It's like scousers boycotting The Sun, they just found other ways to line his pockets.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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Merdock can go do one, the f'cking cunt. Him and his system have ruined so many lives.It was BLATENT from the START that was what he was going to do. I hope him and his kid does TIME for all they've done.
I think today that's gonna be my schtick, I'm going to write like I'm writing for THE SUN.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:46,
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I like this new style of yours.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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He's the saviour of /offtopic(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:45,
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Isn't that Scrappy Doo?/has flashbacks
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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What's Blancmange?i know it means white food but is it like pavlova?
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It's a disease that makes dogs talk like Bugs Bunny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:48,
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well none of you are very helpful anbd i'm to lazy to googlehow many legs has an octopus got?
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six.Two of their eight 'legs' are used more like arms and are thus not deemed to be legs at all.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:51,
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I don't 'do' square roots. Soz.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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I think it's a creamy jelly.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:52,
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It's nice, innit? Ain't you had Pananacotta?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:00,
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ooh, is it like that? cos i saw it on come dine with me and it looked horrible(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:01, Reply)
oh no i know panna cotta is lovely, i meant blancmange, it was shaped like breasts and looked rank(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:06, Reply)
It's kids' party food.Not nice.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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Morning. Yeah, I did what you did without the cinema. It was nice to see Jeffrey and meet Battered (the hairline has always been like that! Bastard). Great to see Bartleby, who is now on holiday, which is massively unfair.
Speaking of Murdoch, one of Jamie Bulgers killers is due to pick up £50k from News International because his phone was hacked. JB's mother was saying he should not receive the money. Do you agree? I think it's none of her business and if his phone was hacked then he gets the compo.
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Plus he only killed a scouser ffsHe should have got an OBE, not 'bird'.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:54,
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*leaves revolting teddy from Clinton's*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:04,
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As part of his compensation he should get a go on another of Denise Fergus' kids(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:56,
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If he gets the £50k, I think they should display his home address at the next home Everton and Liverpool games.
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eh? who are you to decide the length of sentences?like i said, they was kids and they got punished, they'll be punished for the rest of their lives. whats it to do with you?
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Just my opinion. I am sure you would want them to get more than 8 years if they murdered one of your children.
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i wouldn't want any children in prison for that longat that age they need something other than locking up, and victims aren't the in the best position to choose sentences
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Of a scouser AA - a scouser.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:34,
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Makes no difference to me Monty, even though it was a scouser from a vile family8 years for premeditated murder is not enough
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:35,
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What about if they were French?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:37,
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I'd have to check with the RSPCESMRoyal Society For The Protection Of Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:41,
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premeditated? they planned it first?here i thought it was just a case of taking some little boy for a walk, beating him up, shoving batteries up his arse and then beating him to death
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They tried to take another child first, took Bulger as the opportunity aroseThey may not have planned to kill him, but they planned to kill someone, I'd say.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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not neccelsarily, i had a fight with a mate once when i was that age, there were knives involvedand some considerable violence, but i don't think anyone involed really wanted to hurt anyone
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There's a difference between a fight and two boys taking a younger boy away from his mother, pelting him with stones, throwing paint over him, etc.(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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those inhuman BASTARDSlets forma lynch mob and gut the cunts YEAH?
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I'm not frothing at the mouth, nor am I the sort of person who believes they should be ripped apartHowever, I do believe that they should have served their full sentences.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:59,
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well i'm sure someone more experienced and qualified than you made the best decision(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
More experienced and qualified, definitely.Correct? IMHO, no-one who has committed a serious crime should get time off for 'good behaviour'
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:08,
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i'm sure there were other factorsyou appear to ahve read heresay in a tabloid newspaper and taken it as fact
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I'll hold my hands up and admit I've been misled hereIt appears that was a quote from Denise Bulger, not Lord Woolf.
However, a quote from Lord Woolf described the boys as being “genuinely extremely remorseful”. Obvious question, but so what? Feeling bad that you've done something doesn't stop the fact that you did it in the first place.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:19,
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i'm going to stop arguing here because you're clearly an expertyou obviously know the full ins and outs of the whole deal and i know nothing
your definitely not coming across as someone who has picked up a few bits here and there and has made an unbiased decision
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Never claimed to be an expertHowever, it doesn't take much to find out facts about the case.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:25,
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you don't know man, you weren't thereat best you'll get a watered down, privately approved version of the full facts
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a murder they did when they were what, ten? i think the sentences were fair(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Premeditated, they clearly knew what they did was wrong, yet did it anyway.Fact is Quinten, they didn't even serve their sentence. If they had, I think public opinion would be rather different.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:42,
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doesn't premedititaed mean planned or am i being thick here?i dunno how lkong they served vs how long their sentence was, but i'm still fairly sure they will never stop being punished for it
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It depends on whether you are looking for retribution or rehabilitation.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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i don't think rehab comes into it, it is punishment, and they'll never get away fromt hat(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
I have absolutely no response to thisWell done, Sir.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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What they did was really bad, right, but aint' they done their time yet?I'm sure they've done more time than most murders do.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:59,
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He's been out for a few years. I think the police recently nicked him again for kiddie porn.
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i don't think crims should get any compo for anything ever, except maybe after they done there time if they're reformed and that(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)
lots of shopping for lots of new clothesexcept that i bought some FIT boots in russell and bromley, and was all set to wear them with my new slutty little skirt on sat night. put them on - silly cow had given me one size 6 and one size 8. i considered limping with one foot slithering around in a boat-sized boot, but no.
apparently adidas now sell trainers in different sizes for people who genuinely do have differently sized feet though. i think this is a good idea.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:01,
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That would be a good look when on the pull. *elbows mate*
"Here, isn't that Quasimodo's sister?"
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darling i don't go "on the pull"the pull comes to ME.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:05,
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Most folk do indeed have different sized feet, I understand.Only half a size or something but still different.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:06,
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i think that's right, but in most people you can't really tellapparently all women have one boob sliiiightly bigger than the other too.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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I am currently engaged in a full scientificresearch project to confirm this.
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I think I'd better check this out. Just to make sure.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:10,
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i am genuinely sure mine are identicalbut most of my friends freely admit to it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:13,
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wait, don't russell and bromley do insurance?what the fuck have you been doing stealing peoples shoes from their offices?
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Spent all weekend being mostly boredbut I did get visited by a friend on Friday, so that was nice.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:03,
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You should have come out to Wapping.You were missed.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:08,
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I would have done had I not been too poor.I felt it impolitic to attend.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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Boss: Is that B3ta?
Me: Um...yes...hahahahah...sorry...
I may be here a little less during working hours....
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:11,
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*drop-kicks Daft Punk*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:16,
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It's what he went to school for.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:14,
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As funnily enough did Busted(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:20,
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I get to use b3ta to demonstrate points sometimes =D^^(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:18,
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Points such as ‘Nakers is a bent spastic’…?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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Goldeneye, pistols only, one shot kills?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:22,
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The weekend was mostly shitWhich film did you take your daughter to see?
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:19,
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I genuinely can't tell if this is a joke or not(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:25,
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That's what your wife said when you first had sex with her.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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That's what Monty said about Schindler wanting to save the lives of all those Jews.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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Is that the one with the penguins?(
Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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No, I'm just pleased to see you.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:32,
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I'd never seen them before.Now I, too, hate them.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:31,
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The Muppet's Christmas Carol is my all-time top film evah.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:36,
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It is the role I'll remember him for if he karks it.It shows he truly is a great actor, that he can play any role given to him.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:43,
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Never seen it, never seen 'The Muppet Show'.Never going to.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:38,
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You're missing out, and I think this is purely due to snobbery.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Having seen the film on Saturday it's not purely snobbery, I promise.The Muppets appear to be shit, and also cunts.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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I ain't seen the film yet, so it's not fair to say you're dead inside, only to just think that 'till it's proven.There is some film where the name begins with a 'c' that I wanna see, chronical or something, that looks good.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:54,
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I must be dead inside as well Gonzbecause the Muppets are well and truly shit, and I say that with having been forced to watch A Muppet Christmas Carol
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Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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My daughter liked it so job done but yes, it really is.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:40,
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My weekend was incredibleStaying in a castle in Scotland, waited on hand and foot and with more free booze than you could imagine, including a £1000 bottle of whiskey that we chopped in about an hour...
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:23,
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The posh haggis, roasted venison and fine wines were also "fucking shit"Playing golf off the roof at midnight in black tie was quite fun though
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:27,
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I discovered I was getting old on Saturdayand spend the whole of Sunday gibbering and watching Thomas the Tank Engine and Fireman Sam to recapture my youth.
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Well I've just had a work-related scare.But there's no point telling you about as I can only count on it meaning anything to sportscow for certain.
But it's ok now. As you were.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:44,
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Cool, but also story - and 'bro'.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:46,
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christ your worse than a woman on facebookOMG I GOTTA A PROBLEM BUT I AIN'T TELL ING YOU WHAT IT IS
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TOTALLY REPLYING SO YOU'LL DELETE YOUR POSTTAKE THAT INTERNET
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:03,
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nah i'll only do it again if you bore me to tears with your omg job probs(, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I bet his problem issomeone telling him to 'Do some work, Gary'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:04,
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Have you been at the cooking sherry already this morning?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:50,
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YOU!I need to pick your brains. Are you available for text-based fun and frolics?
Oh, and 'Hello' an' that.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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i could email but not text because I'm in work and on my break, but in 6 mins I will no longer be on my break (
Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:55,
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I'm not sure I have your email here on teh computerbut I done sent you a gaz.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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Carolina is a person of the female genderand currently resides on the apex of the globe.
/Joseph Ducrieux
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Kroney, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 10:51,
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Morning Benders.I'm still in bed and I've just watched an episode of 'Lovejoy'.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:00,
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No, just a bit tired.I'll get up in a minute as I want to get a couple of job applications off.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:05,
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About half tenHad a glass of wine then went to bed.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 11:09,
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