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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You were voted 'most like to meet of /OT' on Saturday night.
Hope you feel proud.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:52, 4 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
him? as in that prick who declared ALL OUT WAR on some ttenagers?
this board is so wrong, toatl brokan brittain
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)
If you knew the 'squat thrusts' story you would understand.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
(couldn't care less)

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
it is totally deserved as well.
I am certainly better off for the experience.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Did he push you into a canal?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Are you suggesting Roota is the size of a van?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Er, no...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
A small van though!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)

proud extremely worried, given that it was a shower of drunken men
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:54, Reply)
+ berk

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Extremely drunken men.
Except Stunned. Who drinks shandy.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I was driving!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
The Apple won't do you a cider top.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I'll get in training.
Start with Stronbow move on to the Scrumpy Jack and after a few weeks will be on the cloudy cider.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
How long before you reach Old Rosie then?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)
A lifetime.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Tis rather vicious stuff
I once had a couple of pints during an afternoon drinking session, was quite a mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Is that the cider that when you sneeze you shit yourself?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:08, Reply)
I have no idea

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)
The landlady of one of my locals
limits you to two pints of the stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Very sensible

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:15, Reply)
It is, rather.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
+ the fairy bus

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Of course you were.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Driving? In fucking London?
There these things, right, you might have heard of them, called buses. And there's a train service that - you'll never believe this one - RUNS UNDERGROUND!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Stunned doesn't use public transport.
It's for poor people and cleaners.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Is the correct answer

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
you forgot + AND IT SMELLS

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:03, Reply)
Of Aldi and jobseekers allowance

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
i was going to say
of sweat, shit and desperation. but that's the same thing anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
It's full of people with grubby paws who never clean their hands after their shite and leave the mess on all the handrails and stuff
it's all one big bacterial experiment worse than anything Porton Down could ever fashion
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
and people who eat hot smelly food
and leave the rancid packets - which would never ever pass "the window test" - on the seats. yes, thank you, i did want that massive grease spot on my designer pearl grey skirt.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:07, Reply)
I don't look back with any fondness at my two year stint of getting the tramp wagon into town

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:11, Reply)
i hate it, i really fucking hate it
the district line limping its way through the rush hour, or the piccadilly line thronged with cunts who choose the rush hour to take 10 suitcases on it, can get your whole day off to a bad start.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Where are they rushing to?
Their cleaning jobs and the YMCA, that's where.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Rest assured if he had really been driving
those dead school trip nippers would be on the second page of the papers today.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I was a bit worried when I dropped Jeff at the station yesterday.
But luckily we carved through traffic and red lights and the Filth couldn't keep up.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:06, Reply)
I'm very proud, I'm actually smiling.
I will definitely have to go and grab some port to celebrate. Just trying to work out whether I can get away with going to Waitrose in my dressing gown.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:55, Reply)
If anyone can carry it off, it's you.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Is this a fashion or a shoplifting gag?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
All the posh girls round here knock about with tracksuit bottoms and rollers in their hair.
I'm just worried I'll get sectioned if I take it a step further in a dressing gown, longjohns and Fulham ski hat.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Just say you're on your way to a fancy dress party
and are dressed as Arthur Dent.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:01, Reply)
no, no you can't
you fat oaf
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:00, Reply)
maybe we should analyse why you seem to think "fat" is such an insult, quents
i mean, we've worked out your terror of being alone. it's time to move on.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:05, Reply)
"fat" is more descritptive than insulting
also, there is nothing good about being fat, it means you're lazy, prone to health problems and a generally useless shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:12, Reply)
i think you're contradicting yourself here old buddy old pal

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:17, Reply)
its not contradiction if i say 'also'
you stupid fat shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:19, Reply)
omg BULLY.
Rob, can you ban him for raping blah blah blah
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)
i called her fat, tahts quite a long way from making online threats of violance and gun crime

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:21, Reply)

"stupid fat shit" isn't very nice now is it? lacks a certain amount of imagination and savoir faire. Lazy, perhaps.

I thought you were being nicer?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i'm bloody lovely, especially to swipe
shut up you stupid fat shit
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:29, Reply)
Fucken prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
oh man, it was much better when you followed me around all day saying TWAT

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i think you have lost the creativity of your earlier insults
also i bet if someone did a graph, the recent rapid decline in the number of posters these days would DIRECTLY COINCIDE with joining of quentin. hmmmm.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:24, Reply)
its not my problem if the soft ones can't handle the pace

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:25, Reply)
it kind of is, though
because sooner or later, it'll be just you.

like when you were a kid at school and everyone ran away from you? that'll be you online, that will. poor quentin.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:26, Reply)
that would improve this board 100%
the endless complaining, the misery the 'oh woe is my problems' the hardmanning, all come to an end? fab
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)
"improve" is a relative term
can't you reveal yourself to be bert now? that would cheer us all up.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
i'm not here to cheer you up

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:31, Reply)
The day shift here isn't as amusing as it was.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/write.php?parent=1536498
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:27, Reply)
I see what you were trying to say.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
its probably your fault

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:28, Reply)
Hmm, me being here less during the day coincides with this place being less amusing....
Hang on! That must make me THE BEST EVER POSTER.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:30, Reply)
i think if more people here spent there time posting or ignoring me instead of having a moan it might not be so bad

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:36, Reply)

t + n
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Feb 2012, 14:04, Reply)

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