Carson's untimely death kept me up all night.
So did my asthma. Actually it was mostly the asthma. Pretty much just the asthma ket me up. I'm close to tears.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:31, 3 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

Have a fag, Bal.
That'll shift it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:32, Reply)

A proper lung rattler. Red marlboro with the filter snapped off.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)

Tis shit, isn't it?
I sympathise, asthma fucks me right up every time it makes an appearance.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I'll be fine for years.
The it'll come along and do me in for two solid weeks. My mood also worsens cos I completely stop smoking during these periods.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

Do you have an inhaler, or do you just go without?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:36, Reply)

I wouldn't make it through the night if I didn't have an inhaler.

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Do you have a preventer as well?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Do you think it possible there could be a link between asthma and smoking?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:06, Reply)

Asthma doesn't exist. It's just an excuse for fat kids to get off games lessons at school.
MTFU.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:39, Reply)

Fuck right off

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I concur...
Asthma is up there with hayfever as an illness for the lover of the gentleman sausage
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:05, Reply)

Fuck right off.
As someone who didn't suffer from hayfever for 33 years then suddenly got hit with the worst bout of leaky face and itchy cunty eyes and nose for five months of the year, every year, without fail, PLUS an allergy to cats right out of fucking nowhere, I can confidently state that hayfever is a massive bastard and no mistaking it.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Why do you think your immune system hates you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Probably all the racism.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Immune responses are so preachy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Just admit
You developed this after a bout of gentleman wrestling and all your woes will be cured
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:16, Reply)

So basically what you're saying is, if I go out and get me some lady loving, my allergies will disappear?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:19, Reply)

yep.
trust me, I'm a doctor.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:22, Reply)

See medical proof

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

r etc etc
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

wahwahwah treeshate me wahwahwah

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

You can fuck right off and all
I was born with asthma, it affected me really badly for the first 4-5 years of my life, and regularly makes appearances now
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:20, Reply)

I refer the honorable gentleman
To the cure above.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Had some last weekend
I find Clenil to be a better long term cure
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I am going to deliberately misunderstand this and say
It doesnt count if it is a skinny hipster chap in a wig
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I get fexofenadine on prescription, fucking amazing drug.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Good good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)

il drix
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

She's not fond of me, so the likelihood of a long term cure is slim to nil

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

She's more in the "permanent cure with a claw hammer and an unmarked grave" line

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:07, Reply)

oh shut the fuck up, its obviously a made up illness for fat people

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Their throats are too fat and their skin is covered in sores

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I had it before I was fat, shitwit.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:02, Reply)

yeah but the fat gene was there, just waiting to get you when you hit 25

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:03, Reply)

It's not a gene, I'm the fat one of the family
I got fat because I changed jobs and exercise habits, whilst my diet got worse.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:04, Reply)

so you've got a fat lazy gene and asthma?
its no wonder your single
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:05, Reply)

It's all the lard in his moobs pressing on his lungs

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Not lazy, fat because I eat too much
If I was interested in getting a girlfriend, I'd go out looking for one. But I don't, so I don't.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)

thats the same excuse all fat people use
to be fair both my brother and sister have asthma, but they smoke, so fuck em
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)

lol

( zulu eh?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 9:36, Reply)