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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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This place is almost as slow as the lovechild of Monty and Stunned would be.
Out of those who have flounced or generally fucked off who do we want to bring back?

Who do we want here that's never been here?

Who do you want to fuck off? (other than me).
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You!
Not really, I'm just logging in from a week long training course
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Bert
Bert's sister
No one. I love you all equally.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Yeah, we need a bit of Bert

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:48, Reply)
it is bad at the moment, it's a shame
i think amberl and lampito and crow should post more. labs should come back. so should kitty and vipros. chickenlady. another bert/roger/edmund meltdown would be no bad thing, for the LOLS.

do they have to be a b3tan?

the only one i would like to fuck off is the obvious one, but sadly i don't see that ever happening.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
There needs to be more people on here

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
You can keep Kitty. Vapid bint.
No they don't have to be a B3tan.
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Harsh

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I have not missed posts about cupcakes, sandwiches or corsets in the slightest.
I met her at a bash and she was even worse IRL.
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Fair enough

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
i thought she was funny
and i bought one of her corsets for a friend's birthday; she was really thrilled with it.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
I laughed more when I was a teenager squashing my acne than I ever did at something she said.

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It was called 'having a wank' where I come from.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)
how big were your zits!?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Normal size. He's just got a tiny penis.
EDIT: Chompy told me he knew this as they bumped in to each other at the annual general meeting of the Incredibly Small Penis Society
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and a mirror like a plasterer's radio

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
mmm
one to avoid. for men and women alike.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
she's not mine to keep, i don't do girls

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
is it psycvhochom,p? i'm not sure if he's the obvious one or me?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
see, this proves that i am equally childish and nasty to everyone
but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
this reads like a shit post from a facebook mong
no offence
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
really? what kind of friends do you have on facebook?
your fellow mongs, i guess.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:58, Reply)

"but only the truly arrogant and pointless would take it as being all about them!" is defo crazy cat lady stuff

i'm trying to help you here
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
no it isn't
it's words on the internet. it's pointlessness personified.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
tahts what i mean, shush it and calm yerself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
is it words of more than one sy-ll-a-b-le you don't like?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
you are sillyable

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:19, Reply)
How dare you!
Our children will be beautiful, healthy, bright and strong, thank you very fucking much.

They will also be TALL.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:49, Reply)
...and hairy

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:50, Reply)
With a haircut comprised of a MASSIVE COWLICK at the front and dyed curls at the back.

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Hahahaha
Somewhere in South London there must be a friesian with a fucking dry mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)

WLI
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
they'll be a medical fucking miracle, is what they'll be
you'd be loaded.

which of you has to give birth though? i hear it's like having an orange yanked out of your nostril.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
Stunned has the belly for it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
And you the fanny

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Got to be Monty. He's got the look of a "taker".

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How can you tell when you are standing behind him?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:53, Reply)
reacharound innit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:54, Reply)
He looks us square in the knees and makes his decision.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:56, Reply)
It sucks the hose or it gets the "lotion" on its face?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:57, Reply)

or until
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Better

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
I'm nothing if not filthy

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
.....and that's why we love ya!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:16, Reply)
Ha ha

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talk is worse, so ive heard
Im not here enough to know when people attempt to fuck off
i dont miss anyone or want anyone to fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:51, Reply)
oh soz i been away a bit, didn't meant o let standards slip
want me to perk things up a bit yeah?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 15:52, Reply)
Come on then, spanner.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
did i tell you about sasha's replacement?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Palmela Handerson?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
no jacqui
she looks like the leathery old woman from Benidorm, and is even considering getting a mobility scooter, and has lived in spain for the last decade

she has fake breasts too, which feel really weird when i hug her, like i'm gonna bounce off
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Fistina Palmer

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
no like i said her name is jacqui and she is quite old
not as good at her job as sasha was either, i certainly won't be dry humping her at any point soon
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
None have exactly flounced
but it'd be good to see more of DG, Tourettes, Noel, BGB, Amberl and probably some others.

I want Stephen Fry to be on here, and John Prescott.

I don't want anyone to fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:01, Reply)
Prescott would be fucking brilliant!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:02, Reply)
I'm following him on Twitter
He is ace.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Fry would be excellent on here
except that he is notoriously thin-skinned, and would probably flounce a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:03, Reply)
True

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
very eruditely, though.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
I miss beegeebee, where is she? Also noel should post more often.
Gary Busey would be an excellent addition
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
Busey!
*finger on nose*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:04, Reply)
she died in the bath in a shameless parody of whitney houston's untimely death
*except less blacker
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Racist
I would also like to add Charlie sheen, the meltdown potential would be epic!!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
how can less blacker be racist?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
It's a race hate crime against white honkeys

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
i don't understand what your ass has got to do with it?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
It really has got slow lately, hasn't it.
Maybe people have grown up and gone off to be adults in the real world.

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:05, Reply)
NEVER!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Needs MOAR breasts and kittens and lunch

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:07, Reply)
I had kitten breast sandwiches for lunch, if that helps.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Sexy, tasty kittens, the pet that just keeps on giving

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Or taking

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:11, Reply)
Cat nonce

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:12, Reply)
This thread is better already all it need was a bit of nakers to get youn all going

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:13, Reply)
He certainly gets me going

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Ape is Ray Davies?
Kinky
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
The clues were all there
www.youtube.com/watch?v=eEep67akIn4
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Oh well played

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
You can add that to list of shit and cheesy music I have on my iPod...
*cringes*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Darth, BGB, DG, Tourettes, Lampito, Crow, Noel
All good posters who need to post more!!
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:06, Reply)
Too busy jobhunting.
Well, I am at least. Although today I am building a new bed. I have also been shopping for nommy food for the weekend coming.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
That makes two of us
Well, rather, I would be too busy looking for more work if I didn't have three weeks to correct a fucking thesis and potentially have to shout at a senior lecturer who I'm increasingly convinced has made a fairly major cock-up this week relating to the course I'm teaching.
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
So let's get this straight...
You're all lurking, but not posting?
One mention of your names and up you all pop.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
I just happened to log in during a carpet-vacuum interface moment.
I.e. the missus was hoovering under the old bed currently being dismantled, so I had a spare 5 minutes.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Likewise, I had five minutes to kill before a student turned up
Hence my reply being an hour late.

(Also note that only two of the seven names mentioned actually reappeared.)
(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:38, Reply)
Oh, yes, Darth, how could I forget my beloved.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Kriss Akabusi should post on here

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:09, Reply)
You, of all people, are encouraging another 'one of them' to post here?
Hell has frozen over ladiezangenlemun
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*pats Battered on the fanny*
*whispers awooga*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
oh I been zunged

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
*pats*
AWOOGA
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Offtopic is a pretty white middle class place
Perhaps we'd benefit from a few ethnic minorities to make it a bit more cosmopolitan?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:14, Reply)
Plus, my shoes could do with a good clean.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)

shoes face clean punch
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If only you had a ladder, eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
No need. I always delegate manual work.

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FreeFair was/is a quarter Indian

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:17, Reply)
And a working class Tory to boot

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:18, Reply)
navahoe indian or indian indian?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:20, Reply)
He was a Native American
Living in Wolverhampton.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:21, Reply)
oooh cool, i suddenly like him now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
He looked like Chief from One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
Only taller.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
wow thats well wicked, i wonder if he could give us all animal names and spirit guides and that?
i'd love a spirit guide, imagine some burly ghost going 'nah mate, don't be having that last shot of aftershock' when your out on the town?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Battered's like that. Miserable prick.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)

last first

you frightful chav
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
what you appear to have struckthrough the wrong word
also i don't actually drink aftershock
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Indian Indian

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
Is he efficient?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
No, but his mother is probably half efficient

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:31, Reply)
aygo aygo i day
he gets the ball and he scoreds a goal, ackimay keeli may
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
I don't know who he is but I like Iko Iko

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
you're mocking me :(

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:59, Reply)
I want to make him cry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:15, Reply)
Just show him a picture of swipe. That'll do it. No need to get him on /OT

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not his third eye, you muppet

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
if he was crying from his third eye that would be piss wouldn't it?
cum is willy sick isn't it?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
you make men cry from their bumholes? That's gross

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
It only requires the one undercooked mussel...

(LongJohnBaldry, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:27, Reply)
CRISP UPDATE: 6 packs and still going strong!!!
It's like Man v Food!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:19, Reply)
I have a strange fascination with that programme.

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It is the very definition of grotesque but I must confess: so have I.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:22, Reply)
He's hilarious.
You wouldn't want to use the toilet after him though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:23, Reply)
Particularly after the episode where he ate 180 oysters.

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*shudders*
Two huge pizza pies. Bready, cheesy goodness.

What can I have for dinner which is real tasty and easy?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)
man fat

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
It IS fingerlicking good.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
A takeaway.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Had a curry the other night.
Pasta Alfredo or that stuff that Quinten's mum makes.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Cock au van.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Shut it you. Where's my fucking Red Stripe?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Fack orf.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:09, Reply)
No matter how much food you eat Battered you'll only grow outwards

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:24, Reply)
Also known as "Bobby's breakfast"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:28, Reply)

So you want a punch in the face too eh!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Haha

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
dude, if you haven;t seen it watch Warrior. Phenomenal. I think it might be the best film I've ever seen.
And no I don't mean the Warriors (which is also grand)
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:37, Reply)
Is that the one with Tom Hardy?

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
yep that's the one.

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Have heard it's very good from a few people, shall give it a watch!

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Bring back Bert, at least for an hour or too.
I always thought Labs was funny too.

I would like someone like Miles Jupp to start posting.

I think Bobby should fuck off, fat prick.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
I thought you were Bobby?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:25, Reply)
THATTS THE JOWK

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
UALWAYZUNDASTUDME

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Chickenlady, BGB, PJM, Spikeypickle, The Luggage, Lampito, Enzyme
Alt: I agree with the calls for Stephen Fry.

Alt: I don't want people to fuck off. I won't blame individuals, as we all do it, but the reason it's gone downhill is due to us knowing each other well enough for insults to actually approach being personal, rather than simply being words on a screen.

Except for Quinten, who just spouts nonsense at the screen. Whilst it's often annoying, it's also often very funny. However, the constant arguments involving him are tedious as fuck. We have Roota defending his every move, and Swipey arguing with him at every turn. Often, it just ends up seeming like this.

Whilst I personally hate the term, some people seriously need to stop taking the internet so seriously. However, at the same time, so do the insults that would clearly get you a smack in the face if you said it to their face.

Just my thoughts, is all.

*awaits cries of 'Emo!', 'Gay!', etc*
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:26, Reply)
fag

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
Only the chicks in that photo are hotter and QO has no neck.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
I HAV A NECK, I WAS STOOPING

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i stopp quite a lot but never really noticed before
i'm fairly tall and didn't know i was doing it to bring myself down to normal size, but then old meanie pants pointed it out and since i've seen a couple of photos of me and gone, 'aw man i keep stooping' so now i keep correcting my posture when i remember to, but for the most part i am just a lumbering stoopy head

:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I do this.
I'm not that tall (only 6') but in the past atleast I always stooped, I think I was trying not to be noticed.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:42, Reply)
this post makes me proud

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:56, Reply)
Wind your neck in, son.
Oh. Soz. No offence, like.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:20, Reply)
oh no now i'm really being bullied and this is not fair

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
wow i look good in that photo
but taking the internet too seriously is usually depicted by people writing big long pots with links in and lots of linebreaks

natch
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:29, Reply)
What is the rigatoni called that your mum makes?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
salsiccia

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:49, Reply)
Thx

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:53, Reply)
I agree whole heartedly
SOrry about that.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
i haven't been in an argument about him for ages, and now look what you've done you fat poof

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Right screw the lot of you - I'm flouncing
Off to the pub
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:30, Reply)
Enjoy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Git

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
Get us a pint

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:34, Reply)
If anyone cares and isn't on my Facebook:
I have an "End of Consultation Meeting" tomorrow morning at 10:30 so expect a post about 11:00 about how I either do, or do not have a job. I guess it's a deadline at least and an end to the worrying.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:32, Reply)
Good luck fella

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Cheers matey.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Hope it goes well bruva

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Thanks Bobby-Dick
I appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:35, Reply)
Best of British.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Thank you stunned
I'm pondering a Hawaiian shirt, just for the hell of it.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
It would send a cheerful message.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:41, Reply)
well, yeah, somewhere between cheering and "fuck you all " but it might seem triumphalist if I keep the job and others don't

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:44, Reply)
Are you talking about his moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Nope, the tasche is an 'English', innit?

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Good luck mate
remember if you do get canned it's for the good of the motherland
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Yes, thank you.
I shall tell that to my child as he cries himself to sleep in the hole in the ground he will be reduced to living in. he will feel much better I am sure.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:39, Reply)
i hope the right thing happens

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:38, Reply)
Depends who for, innit?
but thanks anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
for you, you mong

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:40, Reply)
Cheers Roots.
I'm feeling like a total bender about this one, but I like this job and these people and best case scenario is some friends of mine will be gone tomorrow.

/Emo.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 16:45, Reply)
Best of luck, you hideous chutney.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:23, Reply)
i hope they fire you and you end up homeless

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:12, Reply)
I would expect nothing less from you Quints.
I still love you with all my heart.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:15, Reply)
ditto x
(and i hope its all ok tomorrow, the company will find £4 billion down the sofa and keep everyone on)
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:18, Reply)
I think on 4 billion we could all retire
I don't think we have more than a couple of million turnover, although that might be per quarter, not per years, I dunno I just break/fix stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:22, Reply)
are you Fred Durst?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:24, Reply)
*dons red baseball cap*
*rolls*
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
my friends husband looks like a character from guess who

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
Does he sing 'American Woman' as well?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
ooh, good luck
remember to have a plan whatever happens:

good: kiss manager (with tongues)
bad: draw out sword of your choice, chop off their heads and then piss in their severed spinal cord
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
Yeah.
So far the plan is:

Bad = pub
Good = pub
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
n eeds moar death and/or sex

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
I do own a few swords.....
But I'm not tonguing anyone in this meeting
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
What they all said (probably, I haven't read everything)
Hi!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:26, Reply)
oh hi CQ's other account, how are you doing?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
hoping I don't lose my job
and waxing my moustache
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:27, Reply)
alright cap'n

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
evenin K
how's things?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
been down lately
You? hows the new house?
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:39, Reply)
oh man, that blows
didn't you have a good birthday?

My house is nice, I have a housewarming Saturday. Today I intend to use the washing machine for the first time. Trepidacious.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:42, Reply)
yeah, it was okay but ive been partying too much, I need to settle down
Whoop! That is MEGA exciting! I hate doing laundry.
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:45, Reply)
then don't be down, just relax a bit
I just put the washing machine on, so far no worrying noises. I have n idea if it's the right setting and I have no idea how much clothes weigh to know if it's over or under filled.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
id be more worried about the levelling

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:59, Reply)
the what?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:01, Reply)
is it front or top loading?

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:05, Reply)
front

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Nevermind then

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)
OK
doesn't seem to have exploded still.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)
Hey Caves.
I'm off inna mo
(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:34, Reply)
hello
good bye
good luck
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
Cheers.

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
What's for supper, bumwads?
I'm having bangers and sweet potato mash, with that mental-looking cauliflower that looks like a fractal. I have never had one of those before. I imagine they taste like a normal cauli.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:31, Reply)
fAJITAS or toad in the hole.
Haven't decided yet. Broccoli is nicer than cauliflower.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:33, Reply)
I like the two combined, with a cheese and crispy bacon sauce.
I found out recently that cauliflowers are in season in the summer. Well I never, I thought, I'd have sworn it was an autumn/winter food.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
That is equally interesting and tedious. Thanks.
Cheese and bacon are off the menu. It's my treat meal night hencethe carbs!
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:43, Reply)
you should try roasting cauliflower
it transforms it into one of the best vegetables around
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:25, Reply)
I will probably have potato soup

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:36, Reply)
sadness and dreaming

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:37, Reply)
i snack on this daily

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:47, Reply)
delicious

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
One of the problems
With this place is that it hardly encourages new users to get involved. So the moment someone fucks off no one else moves in.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:53, Reply)
We could do a competition? Or head hunt the best posters on QOTW.
Hard and fast recruitment drive. Take a load on at once then slowly torture and destroy the weak.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:55, Reply)
how about some /boarders?
or some nice people off /talk or /links

we need to advertise
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)
there are no nice people on talk

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:00, Reply)
what's our USP?

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:03, Reply)
we not cunts or paedos
and you don't have to be good at photoshop
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
I'VE BEEN TOLD I AM BOTH OF THOSE THINGS.
ONTHISPAGE! No wonder no cunt wants to stay.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:14, Reply)
i have never criticised your photoshop skills

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)

that's it!I quit.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)
We're 600% sexier
than other websites.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:09, Reply)
Home to Jeff
He rocks.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:16, Reply)
Who ever said such a thing????

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)
this
they have to jump the hoops of in jokes, acusations of bertery and being a sock puppet. Also, of us being dicks
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:56, Reply)
But we're so kind and welcoming to newcomers!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 17:58, Reply)
lies on the internet
I am so disappointed
(CheatingRabbit, Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:15, Reply)
Fuck off Bert

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 23 Feb 2012, 18:19, Reply)

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