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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Morning, lovely people
Anyone ever heard of Rico? (Not the user on here, the singer guy). Two amazing albums and then disappears, I wonder what he's up to these days.

Alt: long sleeves or short? or long ones rolled up?

Alt alt: anyone want to buy my guitar?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:07, 97 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
The only Ricos I've ever known of were a rather pathetic looking wrestler and the main character from Starship Troopers
Alt: Currently, long sleeves.

Alt Alt: Nope
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:11, Reply)

no thanks.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:12, Reply)
Alt: If we're talking about work shirts, anyone that wears short sleeves is a genuine nonce.
This is a fact.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Or a Mormon
So, same thing really...
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:13, Reply)
Especially with a tie :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:14, Reply)
Oh dear, I have a short sleeve shirt on Today, with a tie.
But I fucking hate Mormons, and I'm not a nonce.

*is confused*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:16, Reply)
That's okay, there are exceptions to every rule.

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:19, Reply)
do you have a pen in the pocket?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:20, Reply)
I have short sleeves on, but no tie
Does this mean I only nonce teenagers?

Rico is Sunderland's "left back". Hope this helps

Alt Alt:
No ta, cannot afford it
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:22, Reply)
what if your work shirts and casual shirts are the same
due to not having a restrictive dress policy? what then, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
My work shirt is short sleeved.
But it's a t-shirt, so that's ok.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
I have a long sleeved shirt on
with only the left sleeve rolled up. covering all the bases, right there.

What guitar and how much?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Do you have the sleeve rolled up...
...so that you can easily check your wristwatch with minimum effort?

Sparrow Rat Rod Pro Les Paul-alike, black with metallic silver flames, and a Coffin Case gig bag, £349
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:31, Reply)
no
it's because I have a cast on my left arm.

sounds good but not really my taste, soz
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:32, Reply)
Wankers cramp?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I was going at it so hard I broke my arm, sporters

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Isn't that what CQ did last night?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I think he's done his collarbone
or, at least, he came off his bike, so I assume collarbone.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
I thought it was his arm.
He said it was broken. I bet they did it themselves, so they could practise casts.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
oh no. cast brothers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
Oh noes, what did you do?
Have you considered putting your wristwatch over your cast, so that you can easily check the time with minimum effort?

No worries :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
hideous extreme wanking disaster
or hockey. whichever sounds gayer.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I'm going to go with "Wankhockey"

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
new for the 2012 olympics

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I have nothing to contribute to this thread
But I thought I would pop in and say it's nice to see you on here.

And also to ask what the hell was going on in that last thread. Anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Morning b3th :)
How are you?

You must have something to contribute to the thread... or do you not have ANY sleeves?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:36, Reply)
I can't wear shirts. Or even blouses.
For a couple of reasons ; )
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:37, Reply)
tried pepperberry?
or do you out-do even their stuff?

and I'm sure this has come up before
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
No, their stuff is really good.
Just so far out of my price bracket that Barry might as well shop there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
ah. right so.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:39, Reply)
I say!
*drops monocle*

Have you tried just painting yourself? You could paint as far down your your arms as you wanted then.

In the winter you could draw all over yourself with those fuzzy ink pens, then sit by the radiator to make yourself a jumper
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
What DO you wear then?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
zeppelin covers.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Oh no you didn't!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Do you look like a dead heat in a Zeppelin race?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Don't you fucking start!




yeah, pretty much.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
Sweet.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I went there.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Did you have to make a chalk mark halfway round?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
I've got a long reach.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
"Oh, the humanity!"

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
"Oh, the huge mammaries!"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Hahaha!
I hate you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
T shirts mostly. And dresses that are two sizes too big for my waist.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
T-shirts have sleeves!

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Alright then. Very short sleeves.
Mostly with big cardigans over them. With very long sleeves.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
So you too, like the mighty badger...
...have all the bases covered :)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
Muumuus

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
You can go off people you know.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
Haha, sorry but this whole "Zeppelins" conversation is cracking me up :D

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Glass to help
Or even glad.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:52, Reply)
WTF is a muumuu?
Apart from "justified and ancient"?
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
"drives an ice cream van"

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
This is the top option on image search
www.wifeadvice.com/wp-content/uploads/wifeadvice/2010/03/homer_muumuu.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:49, Reply)
Basically a parachute with three holes cut in it.
Remember when Homer got really fat so he could work at home? What he wore then.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
Ahhhhhh!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Short sleeved shirt and tie is not allowed. Only open neck short sleeve.
I REALLY want to go to the pub. I was in here at ridiculous o'clock for an Aussie conference call and it feels like beer o'clock now.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:38, Reply)
20 mins, stunners.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
There's a Wetherspoons next door.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:40, Reply)
no need to sink that low, old boy.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
I can wait 19 minutes. *shakes*

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Start walking now, really slowly...
If you time it *just right*, you can be "walking past" just as they open the doors, thereby wasting NO drinking time at all, but managing not to look like a desperate alky ;)
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:43, Reply)
*checks wristwatch*
(with minimum of effort)

Oh yeah! Cor, time flies when you're having no fun at all, innit...
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Flies like an ice age.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
9 minutes.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:51, Reply)
The Sun is always across the yard-arm somewhere
Mr Badger! That's why you can drink on holiday at 8am.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:45, Reply)
and on sundays

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who needs an excuse?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
now my brother's job seems to be safe
I'm looking forward to hearing his new excuse for getting up in the middle of the night for a bottle of red.
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I thought I heard wine burglars so I thought i should check and then i wasn't sure if the bottle was lying right and it might have started to go off?

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)
he'll love this one

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Sadly, I used to know an alcoholic who used to use a very similar excuse to go downstairs for a drink in the middle of the night.
I worked with him and his wife, she was forever marvelling at his "amazing hearing - he can hear the dogs trying to get out and I can't hear a single thing"
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Occasionally you have to justify yourself to someone
usually the mirror.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:14, Reply)
Him?
What the fuck is he looking at, anyway?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:24, Reply)
And anyway, he's a fine one to talk.
He always looks just as pissed as me, sometimes more.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:30, Reply)
it's half past beer

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IT'S RICO TIME!

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That's Chico....

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:41, Reply)
thanks for that.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
today i ahve got on a long sleeve white shirt with blue and burgundy stripes and a burgundy tie
i thought i looked sharp til someone asked if i work at dixons :((((
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:42, Reply)
Hahaha, oh dear :)

(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:44, Reply)
this definitely happened

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:47, Reply)
i'm wearing bermuda shorts and a baseball cap

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:48, Reply)
Are the shorts on your head?
And the cap on your crotch, like a cricket box?
(Professor Kenny Martin Hmm? What?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
i don't have a head

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
Me too!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:50, Reply)
gnarly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Quentin, earlier today

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:53, Reply)
doesn't look a bit like Jimmy Hill

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agnostic earlier today

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:54, Reply)
No, I still look like that now

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
yes but the picture is not live, you dumb cunt

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:58, Reply)
Coming from you, that means absolutely nothing.
Seriously though, can we just hurry through to the inevitable Bertdown? You're getting duller every day, and this is coming from the dullest person on here.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:01, Reply)
i don't know what your bullying me for
:'(
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 11:03, Reply)
Yeah, saw him with the Specials, Summer Fun '81 Tour.
Old dude then.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:57, Reply)
That man is forward
Is a great Rico tune.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 29 Feb 2012, 10:59, Reply)

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