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I just found a pack of bacon in the freezer2 slices of white bread and a thick coating of butter. That's dinner sorted then.
What are you having for dinner tonight?
ALT: What word do you wish was used more often? Mine is 'tomfoolery'.
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what ever my mum cooks meAlt: postcoital
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:34,
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What do you hope she cooks you?What if she cooks you SLUGS stuffed with BRUSSEL SPROUTS?
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I think it's fishMaybe fish fingers I hope it's fish fingers.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:52,
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OddlyThe last time I ate with your mum, I also ended up with fish fingers
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:01,
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oh it's chips, it's chipsWe hope it's chips, it's chips...
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:09,
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Your mum.In answer to both questions.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:35,
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Tired.It is turning in to a long week. Still heading to cider country next month?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:43,
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I say FUCK YOU WEEK, it's Friday tomorrow and I have almost conquered you!alt: Hazzarh
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:48,
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Next week will be as busy as this week.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:50,
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I'd like to be, but is all depends on the healing processAlso I gathe mixing alchohol with codine is not bright, so that might make it pointless.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:54,
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I've mixed both beforeYou'll be fine. Probably.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:57,
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we shall see.Also depends on if I can get back to work before I go on half pay
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:00,
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Don't make me call you a bent spastic(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:59,
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is that an ubercameltoe?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:01,
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nah, i'm just really really happy to see you(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:07,
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badum-tish.anything interesting occur in my absence?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:10,
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I have some almost-at-its-sell-by-date lamb mince, an onion and some frozen peasso lamb keema mattar I reckon.
Alt: Whimsy.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:49,
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Sainsburys microwave 'be good to yourself' chicken biriyani. Mmm...
Alt: gobbledegook.
Booooored.
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Force one of your cats to eat some small demonination coinsthen through it through a window.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:58,
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did you mean "throw"or are you creating some kind of philosophical cat dichotomy?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:04,
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:(Well that's not very nice. Especially to the nice kitties, who never do anything mean.
Can't do that anyway, kitties are at home, not in Coventry.
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"never do anything mean"?fuck's sake. they are cats.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:10,
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...nice, fluffy, cute, warm cats that provide tragics like me with company on weekends.
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they couldn't give a tuppeny fuck and will happily eat your corpse. remember that(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:13,
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...Why would that be a problem though, I'd be dead, I wouldn't give a fuck and I'd be feeding them and that's a nice thing.
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top logic, there. Like it.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:18,
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I reckon they could live for a long time on it too(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:17,
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Evening The Mist.Why the name change?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 17:58,
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HE@S FUCKING DEPRESSED< DO KEEP UP JEFFERS(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:04,
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ShameAs it was a misty day today.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:06,
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Chili. It required the least chopping of thingsand was therefore the limit of my one-handed capabilities.
alt: twathammer.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:03,
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You and QC are a rightCouple of Nelsons.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:05,
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absofuckinglutely.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:06,
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If I want a multi carInsurance policy, I'll give you a shout.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:15,
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which arm you still got?Doing everything with my left is annoying
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:17,
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right, thank fuck(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:18,
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i think it's all relative, mate, but yeah.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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yes, relativeI also reckon I'd prefer a broken arm so they could cast the fucker but never had one so may be talking Bollocks
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:23,
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It fucking hurts.and this is coming from someone who's had a bone graft done sans anesthetic.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:28,
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maybe lucky on that frontAs long as I don't move or anything
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:44,
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I've been reliably informed that a collarbone is fucking painful too, so you have my sympathysomehow in fifteen years of mountain biking i never managed that one, thank fuck.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:49,
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Does it feel likeSomeone else is doing everything?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:19,
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apparentlyhis mum ...
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:19,
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yupAm enjoying a regression to childhood for a few days
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:21,
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Out of necessitySupermarket pizza.
Improved by washing down with decent beer.
Alt: yes.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:15,
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Just two slices?I think you'd need four for dinner/tea.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:20,
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Brown rice, spring onions and chicken breast with some of Lloyd Grossman's tomato and chilli sauce.He didn't say I could have any but I don't care.
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i just went shoppingI still don't know what I'm having for tea
alt: calcifaction. A word I learnt today. Means 'to turn to cheese'
DON'T JUST SIT THEIR CALCIFACTING!
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:46,
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I've got some cheese, would you like a sniff?It's 100% organic.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:47,
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no, it's a trap!(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:52,
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yes I'd...hang on...I remember how this goes, it ends with a punch in the nose
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:53,
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in this case ..... i suspect not.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:53,
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do you mean calcification?and if so, would you like to buy some cheese? it's a bit hard though.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:51,
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everyone here is cheese richit would appear
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:53,
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I was more subtly going "you know it doesn't mean that at all, really, right?It would appear subtlety is wasted on this place
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:55,
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I'm not very clever(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:56,
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well, someone appears to have convinced you that calcification means turn to cheeseso, y'know, I'm saying nothing :P
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:01,
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Isn't that like the stuff acid rain kills?(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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Limestone and shit.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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What ever happened to acid rain melting the planet? (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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it's working on it(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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Leftover sausage and lentil stewembuggerance is a good word, although it might not actually be a real one.
In other news, I am moving house in approximately 24 hours, am not yet home and have not begun packing. I also have to be up at 6am for work. Supper may also involve industrial quantities of caffeine and sugar.
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I've perfected a dish now, which I'm having tonight.Duck breasts, with crispy skin and pink flesh, coated in 5 Spice and some teyrakki sauce. Sliced thinly and put inside wrapped up lettus leaves with jullien'd spring onion, and a sauce made from all the juices of the duck, five-spice, oil and teyakki sauce.
I'd do my own teryakki sauce but it's mid-week and I CBA with the washing up of it afterwards.
I swear, someone could do themselves well by being my misses, it'd be a treat for all involved.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 18:59,
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pffyou said breasts
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:00,
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Tee Hee Eee(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:06,
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Here, cavy, what do you think of this?mashable.com/2012/03/01/lytro-camera-gallery
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:12,
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oh! I was talking to someone at steampunk about this last nightI was going to look them up.
I tell you what, it's fucked up. I shall read more - I think my job might change in the next few decades
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:15,
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When someone on your course (the arty one, not the forrensic one) submits an Instagram url for an end of term project, it's then that you need to reasses your position.Did you also hear about the 41mpx nokia smartphone? And no, that's not a typo.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:26,
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Well we already do stuffwith old cameras, liquid light, etc. to make stuff look old. There's a vague limit on filter stuff, since most filters are shit and just cover for bad photography. Also, I hate HDR.
That 41mp thing? Not sure why they bothered, if the lens is still small and shit and the CCD is titchy, it's just a marketing/wanky gadget thing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:29,
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the 41mp thing is horseshit.they might as well have stopped at about 2mp for all the difference it makes to the quality of pictures you take on a phone. s'all about the lens and the sensor, baby.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:32,
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*To both replies*Yeah', I know, totally agree. The eye can only see so much detail (I *think* it's like around 330dpi, as best as they can guess such a thing), and unless you're blowing up the image to the size of a building, it's pointless. Even more so when only viewed on a screen, such as on a website. Plus I can't even imagine what the filesizes are.
However, I've just had a thought, using it to create a digital zoom (as in, a 41mpx at 1x zoom, you could grab 30mpx of that and it would be like a #x zoom.).... so it's not as bullshitty as first thought.
But yeah', CCD and lens is where it's at. Is it me, or has Carl Zuse gone shit for mobile phone cams these days? My Lumia 800 is a shit camera, but the last one I had years ago on a SE phone was ace at the time.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:51,
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careful. there's vegetables in that.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:03,
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I might call it a "deconstructed asian duck salad" now just to piss you off.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:06,
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I think it's duck pancakes sans pancake.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:16,
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It's exactly what it's like, except the duck isn't deep fried.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:25,
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you don't deep fry crispy duck. well, I don't. maybe I'm doing it wrong...(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 1 Mar 2012, 19:30,
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Tradditionally and in most take-aways you do. Oh, this ain't shredded eaither.(
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