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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.

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For those of you less inclined toward self-incrimination,
assign a theme tune either to yourself or a B3tan.

No YouTube links please.

I'll start: Quinten: 'Liar' by The Sex Pistols or Run DMC's 'It's Tricky', or Limahl's 'Never Ending Story'.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:23, 197 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Monty - the littlest hobo
or jessie J - price tags - "it's not about the money, money money"
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:25, Reply)
Naked Ape: Tom Robinson's 'Glad to be Gay'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Battered: Bronski Beat's 'Small Town Boy'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:26, Reply)
Monty: last of the summer wine theme

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
tangledupinblue - Tangled up in Blue

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Not your best post, this.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
No
I do often have this song stuck in my head after posting on here though. I didn't really think it through when picking a username.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Every time a thread becomes dull
I cannot stop myself from singing 'thread is dead' in the style of C. Mayfield. Luckily I don't do this out loud.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
'Carry On Wayward Son' for me.
Monty - Aloe Blacc - 'I Need A Dollar'
Chompy - Eagles - 'Lying Eyes'
Battered - Pussycat Dolls - 'When I Grow Up'
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:27, Reply)
Swipey: Uptown Girl

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
i like this

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Swipe: Sweaty Betty by The Macc Lads.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Bella - Oasis "roll with it"
AA - The kooks "Bad taste in my mouth"
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
haha!
Both good
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Naked Ape: Jethro Tull's 'Thick as a Brick'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:28, Reply)
That was my Dad's Christmas present

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Naked Ape - Ian Dury - 'Spasticus Autisticus'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:29, Reply)
Hahahaha this one's a serious contender.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
I wanted that one for myself.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Stunned: He's a poof. By the Macc Lads.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Battered: Oasis's 'Little by Little'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Boyce - Money's too tight to mention - Simply Red.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:30, Reply)
Stunned: The Wonder Stuff's 'Size of a Cow(lick)'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
hahaha!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Swipe - Big Brovaz - 'Favourite Things'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
God they were shit

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
I'd have thought you would have loved them.
I mean, they're no 'Diamond Head' but still...
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
battered - Anything by "The Tallest Man on Earth"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Battered: Rolf Harris' 'Two Little Boys'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:31, Reply)
Chompy - Nirvana "rape Me"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Monty - Puff the magic dragon

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:32, Reply)
Can we nominate honourary b3tans?
If so, for Ben Hardwick - Coldplay - 'Yellow'
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
Hahahahahhaha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Monty - Gimme some money - Spinal Tap

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:33, Reply)
noel/big girls blouse - suicide is painless

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Battered: Siouxsie & The Banshees' 'Christine'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:34, Reply)
Quinten: The Undertones' 'Jimmy Jimmy'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:35, Reply)
Stunned - Gay Bar - Electric Six

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Lusty - Rocky Horror - 'Touch-A Touch-A Touch-Me'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:36, Reply)
Quinten - Macc Lads - 'Failure With Girls'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
you got a girlfriend AA?
or do all the women you love leave you?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Monty
Just say no. By the cast of Grange Hill, following the storyline that featured Battered. Sorry, I mean Zammo. They look quite similar.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:37, Reply)
Naked Ape: The Elastik Band - Spazz
I know you said no youtube links but apart from you, I don't think others will believe the existence of this excellent song without hearing it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2ZlnPevGRY
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:38, Reply)
That's right. Uh-huh.
What hit you was the back of your hand.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Monty - Thank Heaven for Little Girls.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Kroney - Combichrist - 'Fuck That Shit' & The Firm - 'Star Trekkin'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
You're good at this.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:39, Reply)
Quiten - Like a Virgin

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Monty -" Necropedophile" - Cannibal Corpse

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:40, Reply)
Kroney: Deep Purple's 'Space Truckin'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Stunned: "Young Boys" - Lords of Acid

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:41, Reply)
Alternatively, a song about Monty paying his bills by postal order
Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm poor!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Oh great a music thread.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
I thought you'd like it.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Don't know it, who's it by and to whom are you referring?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Chompy - The Creep by The Lonely Island.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Battered: Gang Starr's 'Take it Personal'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:45, Reply)
Quinten: Fantasist by Dizraeli

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Quinten - Frontier Psychiatrist.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
blaireau69: Message in a Bottle

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
Or maybe Lou Reed: The power of positive drinking.
;)
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Quinten: Daydream Believer by the Monkees

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:46, Reply)
quintin- Wannabe by the spice girls

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Bill - I'll Be Watching You

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
It's like someone just walked over my grave.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Rogertheworkboresmeseaanemone: Love Cats

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:47, Reply)
Excellent!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Or 'Rent' by the Pet Shop Boys

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Quinten: 'Liar Liar' by the Castaways

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:48, Reply)
Jeff the Dog Fucker: Puppy Love.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Are you calling Jeff a nonce?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
You are all nonces here.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Quinten: John Cooper Clarke, "Twat"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Scarpe: Too Drunk To Fuck

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:49, Reply)
Red red wine?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Chompy: Nirvana, "Negative Creep"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:50, Reply)
Very good

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Quinten: Joe Purdy - 'Make it Up'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Jeff: Cyder Drinker by the Wurzels

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Bobby: The Macc Lads: Fat Bastard.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
Monty: Jay-Z "Ain't No Nigga"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Or anything by Supertramp

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Begrudging lol

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
That would also apply to the time I met Lighty.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Hahahaha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Chompy - radiohead Creep

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Bobby - Prodigy "Out of Space"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Ha! Nice one.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)

Barry. Shoplifters of the world unite.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Or as an album
No (new) jacket required.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Also: Ministry - Thieves

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I was thinking more Metronomy - Everything Goes My Way

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Rory - The Troll Under The Bridge

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Any b3tan who's been recently sprogged up:
Depeche Mode, New Life.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)
Enjoy the Silence!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Booya!

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Battered - The Feeling "Fill my little world"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:55, Reply)
Battered - Prodigy - Firestarter

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Burn Burn - Lostprophets

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
'Disco Inferno'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
You know the crime one wasn't the one of the three that was a lie right?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Makes sense
I was sure you've mentioned that you were expelled for setting something on fire though
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I was expelled for fighting

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough
Well, that kind of ruins the joke, you bastard!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
+ with myself

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
by Billy Idol

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)

Small man syndrome?
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Edmund: Little Lies, Fleetwood Mac.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:56, Reply)
Ha! Or UFO's "Doctor, Doctor"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Even better still
Pearl Jam - Severed Hand
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
Humble Pie’s ‘I Don’t Need No Doctor’

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Anything by Stiff Little Fingers

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
Excellent work AA

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Quinten - Skunk Anansie "Weak as I am"
or Nothingman - Pearl Jam
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Swipey - Lola.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:57, Reply)
Ha ha. This wins.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
"she got down on her knees"
Wait, that is Layla
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:58, Reply)
well I'm not the worlds most physical guy
but when she squeezed me tight she nearly broke my spine.

Poor chompy :'(
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
Monty - Charlatans "Jesus Hairdo"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 13:59, Reply)
OT - anything by the cliques.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Monty - Long haired freaky people by Five Man Electrical Band

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
Aberracion - Incommunicado

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:01, Reply)
al - anything by Right Said Fred

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:02, Reply)
You find Al too sexy?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:03, Reply)
I find him bald and bent

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Or perhaps deeply dippy.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:05, Reply)
I bet you'd like to get deeply dippy in him

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Swipey told me that double dipping was a bad thing.
So I'll leave him to you.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:08, Reply)
TGB - Wham "Club Cloppercana"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
Quinten's 'girlfriend'
Tears Of A Clown
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:04, Reply)
battered - eminem "Criminal"

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Young Miss Boyce - Eminem - 'My Dad's Gone Crazy'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Swipey - more more more.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Quinten: Charlotte Sometimes, The Cure.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Monty - I wanna be a hippy by technohead.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
I'd managed to forget that song ever existed.
Thanks 'friend'.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
BOOM! back of the net,

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Bella
Bob Dylan - 'Like A Rolling Stone'
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Battered - Hip to be square.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Quinten again: Are 'Friends' Electric? Tubeway Army.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
I thought that was Gary Numan?

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:11, Reply)
Gary Numan was in Tubeway Army before he went solo.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Ahh, fair enough

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Naked Ape: Let The Idiot Speak - Old 97's

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Battered: Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting, Elton John.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Quinten: The Who's 'It's Not True'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
"you are my sister" by antony & the johnsons for bert

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
Monty - Son Of A Preacher Man

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:12, Reply)
BGB - boom shake the room

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
DG: Unemployment Blues - Macka B

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:13, Reply)
Oh God he is appalling.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Huge fan of Macka B though.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Hmmph.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Even huger fan of Humphrey Lyttleton

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Monty - Nobody Wants You When You're Down and Out by Bobby Womack

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Al: Can You Dig It, Pop Will Eat Itself.
Or, Bernard Cribbens, Hole in the Ground.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
I thought that was the Mock Turtles

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
They did a song with the same name.
However, it was shit.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
It sho' nuff was.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
AA: The Students - I'm So Young

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:14, Reply)
Monty - Brother, Can You Spare A Dime - Bing Crosby

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Monty: Bop Pills by The Cramps.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:15, Reply)
DG - Career Opportunities - The Clash

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Clive Dunn - (Davros') Grandad

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
"i think we're alone now" - tiffany
for quentin, now that he has everyone on LOLignore
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:16, Reply)
Monty: White Christmas.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
DG - Eels "Novocaine for the soul"
soul major artery
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:22, Reply)
Tourettes - Blink 182 - Family Reunion

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
Monty - Heaven Knows I’m Miserable Now - The Smiths

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:17, Reply)
MMPS - Fry a little Tenderness

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is good

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:21, Reply)
Swipe - Fat bottomed girls - Queen.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:19, Reply)
Quinten - Great Pretender - Queen

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:20, Reply)
MMPS - '(Deep Fried) Pizza My Heart' - Janis Joplin

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:24, Reply)
Bobby - Lip Up Fatty

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Someone on here; 'FFS Start a New Thread'

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:32, Reply)
All of /offtopic: Nothing Ever Happens - Del Amitri

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:34, Reply)
I do rather like that song

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
That's a shame.
It's fucking dismal.
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Delete... Kill... etc.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Hahaha
'DYCAKY'
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:50, Reply)
It's still the best thread we've had in quite a while.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
I fear you are right.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
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(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Hahaha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
QOTW - Pencils (shavings) In The Wind - Flight Of The Conchords

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Battered - Buy you a drank (Shorty Snappin')

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Darth Foxtrot - I Want to Break Free

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:41, Reply)
Bert: We Are Family.

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Ha ha ha

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
CQ: Bicycle Race, Queen

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
The Primitives: Crash

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:49, Reply)
You could have some Hollies lyrics
The road is loooooooooooooooooong
With many a winding .... ARGH!
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:55, Reply)
Hahahah

(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:57, Reply)
Me: Sham 69 - Hurry up Harry
We're I'm going down the pub
+ in a little under ten minutes
(, Fri 9 Mar 2012, 14:54, Reply)

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