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(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:16, 129 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
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(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:21, Reply)
Won 130 quid on my treble today.
Literally everything goes my way.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Woohoo

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 17:35, Reply)
Posting in easily the worst thread so far this year
You should hang your gut in shame over this debacle Bobby.
(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:08, Reply)
I think the only thing his gut's hanging over is his belt.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I feel like my balls are in my guts and they're being tendorised by someone who's never touched a pair before. OH WOE IS ME, gutted and aww didums, never mind, they'll be better in a couple of weeks at most.
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 18:40, Reply)
Exactly.

(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:22, Reply)
I'm watching Zombieland and drinking cider.
Monty will be torn between smugly ecstatic I've started drinking again and utterly gutted I watched a zombie flick while doing so.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:49, Reply)
as long as its nice cider
and in moderation and the zombies don't win in the end all will be fine
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:58, Reply)
Weston's 2010 Vintage.
I'd rather not be drinking at all, just broken three months off the booze. I went to Tesco for curry and came out with curry and booze. I've had an epically fucking shit week.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:11, Reply)
I don't like cider

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:18, Reply)
Alright PD

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:19, Reply)
Aight negro.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:20, Reply)
Arr, not bad.
It got a bit cold at footy this afternoon, so I've decided to stay in this evening.

I've just got to go to the shops and get something for dinner and then it's feet up time!
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
That's fine by me, I'm the one drinking it.
Zombieland is ace, but needs more zombies.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Bill Murray is good in it.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:42, Reply)
The eternal question that is questioning
and this place a place specifically where those questions are asked but not to question the questioning. Mainly because we'd realise the futility.
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 19:37, Reply)
Yes.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
Wise words Crockett.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
Do I go and get hammered with my winnings or do I invest them in something nice?

(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:21, Reply)
Spend it on a weekend in Bristol next month!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:22, Reply)
Evening all
Londoners: If you were going to be working near Moorgate, where would be a good place to rent a flat? Zone 1 looks pretty expensive.

I have had a cheese and brisket sandwich and am now pretty tired of Brisket.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:24, Reply)
You can go zone 5 Enfield, train'll take 20-25 minutes. Considerably cheaper.

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:27, Reply)
Ta
That'll be actual trains rather than Underground, yeah?
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
Ya, straight into moorgate, loads better than the under ground. Anywhere zone 3,4,5 on that trainline. Finsbury park would end up more expensive bit morning commute of 15 minutes which is fuck all for London

(I helped save b3ta! Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Cool
Off to look on Zoopla for flats in Finsbury Park.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:53, Reply)
When do you start?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:01, Reply)
I haven't even had a phone interview yet
But I'm trying to get a feel for how it might be if I got offered it. How expensive it is to live down there and such.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:05, Reply)
How is it looking, will it be more lucrative being in the capital?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)
What's the totty like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
And will your local newsagent sell Fruitella

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)
I still don't see why you associate me with Fruitella.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
'cos you is a bad man, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
Probably about half again as much salary
Which would be nice. More pressure though, going from the Civil Service to OTC derivative processing systems.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Nothing to lose by being in the game, Lighty.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Tru dat
except for, you know, not being able to take the pressure and getting sacked after 6 months so having given up a safe and decently paid job with a great pension and moving to a city where I know only b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
There is bound to be a Baggies community you can tap into!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
There *is* a Baggies pub in London...

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
McVities are my favourites.
Oh wait, you said "brisket". I thought you said "biscuit"! LOL!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:28, Reply)
You are a card!
sorry, (!)
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 20:33, Reply)
("o)

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)
¿

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)
Saturday evening on here is shit.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Every evening on here is shit.
And so are most of the days.

Did you win this afternoon, then? After a promising initial five minutes, we managed to get royally creamed in teh rugby. Just for a change.
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Nope, City lost.
And it got a bit cold, so after the game I decided against going out.

What have you done today?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
Ooh, lots.
Ran some errands, walked the dog, took some photos, did some washing, played an unfeasible amount of a computer game.
Now I'm trying to psyche myself up to pack a bag for tomorrow.
So if you're not going out, what are you planning?
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Watch some telly, listen to the music maybe have a beer.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
nice bit of celine dion or acker bilk?

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Adge Cutler and the Wurzels
Or a bit of Fred Wedlock.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:00, Reply)
You can't beat a bit of Fred Wedlock.
We were listening to him in the car the other day. mr b3th wrote him a song shortly before he died and emailed it to him. He was really nice about it, wrote back and everything.
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Arr, Fred was indeed a diamond.
I met him on a couple of occasions. A really nice bloke.

Is Mr b3th a bit of a songwriter then?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
He writes poems. funny ones.
Sort of a male Pam Ayres. You ever listen to Radio Bristol?
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I do listen to Radio Bristol, but only for a sport
When should I listen?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Weekday lunchtimes.
The guy that does the show is a twat, but he reads all mr b3th's poems and letters. If you hear about [mr b3th's real name] from Weston, that'll be him.
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This is one of my favourites
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ih-28TlGzhI

Sadly, not all the pubs are there anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
hehehe.
Handier household help is good. And the Bristol Bobby.
And the one about getting your car stuck. I can't even spell the title of that one.
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Thees Got'n Wur Thee Casn't Back'n, Asn't!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:21, Reply)
Have a link!
www.myspace.com/fredwedlock/music/songs/thees-got-n-wur-thee-casn-t-back-n-asn-t-cutler-arr-wedlock-54852260
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:24, Reply)
That's the one.
It's gurt funny.
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What does tomorrow hold in store? More car booting.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:26, Reply)
No, keep up.
Tomorrow I'm abandoning the old man and training up to the wilds of Yorkshire.
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Yes, sorry. You did say.
How long are you away for?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
Just one night.
Back on Monday night.
If my train is delayed or meets any problems, I've got an hour to kill at Temple Meads. Do you think the bars are still open there after 10pm?
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Yeah, you'll get a drink either in Temple Meads
Or the Reckless Engineer over the road from the station, or, if you don't fancy the metal pub, there is the Knights Templer outside the station too.

Staff there will direct you.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)

direct abduct and rape

Hopefully I'll be alright. It's just a bit tight. I have fifteen minutes between trains, and if I miss the five to ten, the next one isn't till five past eleven.
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Is this Monday night/Tuesday morning?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Yeah. Though I'm hoping it won't stretch into Tuesday morning.

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Well, if you do miss your connection, then beer can be found!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
Mr B3th died????

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
No, silly.
Fred Wedlock died.
Don't go getting Gonz's hopes up.
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soz gonz

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:33, Reply)
you need to rock it up a bit

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
How can I do that Captain?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
i don't have all the answers
young jeff. Look inside yourself for the rock hidden within
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
The rock says...
'Jeff, have a beer' and that's what I'm going to do.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
that might rock your world, but that's not sharing the rock

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Fancy a beer?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:29, Reply)
yup
but I have none. I drank them on bacon butty night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
You could go and get some more.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:34, Reply)
I drinked some wine with me tea, so no
I don't think there are beer shops that near here, it's cold out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Too bad.
Got any weed or owt?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
there are weeds in the garden

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
Well make a nice cup of tea.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:41, Reply)
i think I might
although it's a a little risqué at this time of night
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Do it. You know you want to.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:45, Reply)
done
if I don't sleep, it's your fault
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
If you don't sleep it'll be because you've not exercised enough today!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
that is true
I was going to go to the gym but I got distracted by music shop guys, napping and the internet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
You could go to the gym tomorrow instead.
Or are you going back to the music shop?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
gym tomorrow
going back to the music shop next saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Did you check that he was working next Saturday?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
I said "I'll see you next saturday"
So I expect so
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Are you going to drag the purchase out a bit by making him show you a few other guitars?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
probably
I totally dragged my visit out today. And went back a bit later. I need to learn to play stairway to heaven I think
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
hahaha
Do you play guitar already?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
yeah
but very badly. I have an electric one, but it sounds shit without plugging in, that's why I wanted an acoustic
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
What else do you play?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
flute

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
He'll have swapped shifts now you've said that

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
wait, I meant he said it, not me
but yes, he probably will
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I mean *to* Saturday not *from*
in case you thought I was being mean.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I had assumed mean
but I was being pessimistic, there is no way he really fancies me
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Perhaps he LARPs
and has a secret fetish for orcs.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:17, Reply)
maybe...

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Evening you.

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evening miss
good day?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
Pretty darn tasty, thank you.
You channelling your inner sex goddess yet?
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not really
I'm trying to make an extension for the pig cage. I don't think this lends itself to sex-goddessness
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Have the pigs won their battle for planning permission and got the green light to extend?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:27, Reply)
Today the extension
Tomorrow - the world!!!!
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well, there were some bribes to the council
but they are OK with it now
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:31, Reply)
I assume this will push you into teh next council tax bracket?

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oh man I hadn't thought of that
this really does push the value of the house up
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Stop writing all the way over there >
It's giving me neck ache.
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sorry b3th

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
I should think so.
I've just been and changed the beds and the towels and stuff. The kitchen is clean, the fridge is stocked. I feel safe in leaving the other half alone to manage by himself.
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where are you off?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Barnsley
Party central.
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oh yeah
you said the other day. How long are you up there for?
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:25, Reply)
Just one night.
Up there tomorrow, funeral Monday, back Monday evening.

Can't break the curfew conditions.
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Have you told him not to answer the door to any stranger and all that sort of thing?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:23, Reply)
Between a vicious sounding dog, and him answering the door with no shirt on,
I think he's pretty safe from ne'er do wells.
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But it IS Weston Super Mare.
Do you reckon he'll sneak out when you are away for a full english breakfast, lunch in the pub and then a take out for dinner - but tell you 'he wasn't that hungry' when you get home and notice all the food is as you left it?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
Hahaha.
I wouldn't put it past him.

But we're both on the same diet, and he's doing better than I am.
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What does the diet consist of?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
It's weightwatchers
So. mostly anything goes, as long as it's in moderation and with lots of fruit and veg.
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And it's working, yes?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 10 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
5lbs for me so far
7lbs for him.
Quite a lot more to go for both of us.
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That's 12lbs!

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