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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I would like to state, for the record, that my only involvement in CQ's stepping was circumstantial.
I didn't gaz any mods, I didn't report him, I had no direct part in it whatsoever.

Any statements to the contrary are falsehoods and gossip.

I have no mod powers, I don't believe in reporting people or putting people on ignore. We all have just as much right to post on here as each other, even those of us like me who have never donated and don't plan to.

If CQ's day/evening was spoiled by not being able to take part, then I'm sorry about that. But I had no say in it, I didn't request or recommend the stepping.

That's all.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:44, 318 replies, latest was 14 years ago)
Oh dear lord.
What would your CIM Marketing qualification say about a company deffending itself when nobody has accused them of doing anything wrong and the thing done 'wrong' is something nobody gives a single shit about? Including the person who was 'wronged' in the first place.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:52, Reply)
I saw him say that 'plumdozer got me stepped'.
Which is simply not true.

Other people have implied it. I've done nothing wrong. Just wanted to make it clear that what happened to him was fack all to do with me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 19:59, Reply)
YOU KILLED HIM

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:02, Reply)
IF ONLY!!!111!!!!!!1!!!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:03, Reply)
4EVA IN R HARTZ

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:10, Reply)
You are the worst person on the planet.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
you no-good nark-nosed, cheese eating snitch rat

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:04, Reply)
I love cheese.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:07, Reply)
I'll take that as an admission of guilt
Cheese eater is a slang term for a narc
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:08, Reply)
is it though? I thought it was a slang term for the French.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:12, Reply)

www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=cheese%20eater
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:45, Reply)
That's a new one for me.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
With the greatest of respect.
Who gives a flying fuck, it's a message board.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:15, Reply)
My dad told me as a kid, when I was young, that if I wanna tell something to someone important, like a teacher, to use the line "With all due respect".
When I was about 20 or soo, I said to him "This is a bit like 'im not racist but...' " and he laughed so hard, as that was the whole point of why he told me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:17, Reply)
Barry makes sense.
Never thought that would be said.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:12, Reply)
To that sentiment...
I just say no.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
^ Nice Zammo joke here ^ Everyone! Look! Unique "comedy" online.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Thanks bbz.
It was either that or do a Joy Division joke.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)
Keep it up. At this rate you'll be named the new B69

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:30, Reply)
In what way?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:31, Reply)
Dull.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
rather than getting self-righteous and taking teh innernetz too seriously you mean?
Sage advice from a poster who's third most notable feature is that he spectacularly flounced and nobody had noticed.

Thanks bbz.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)
I love taking the internet too seriously.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)
We know.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:45, Reply)
So the first and second features are?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Do you really want to know?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)
Yes.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
sigh.
Height (lack of) and tedium (abundance of).
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:55, Reply)
Height (obvious). Tedium (guaranteed). xxxxx

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)
I know bbz.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
It's b69 you dopey twat.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)
Well pardon me.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
60% of the time, I make sense every time.
And you knew that would be said really, I'm a nice guy. As I'm sure you are as well.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:14, Reply)
It's the Internet doze, who gives a fuck. You're fine by me

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:39, Reply)
Phew!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 20:47, Reply)
So where did everyone go?
Did you get them all stepped, dozer?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:04, Reply)
Fuck getting them stepped, I banned them.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)
Stepping is too good for them
I'm now listening to Palace Music. You a fan?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)
I love Will Oldham's stuff.
Prefer BPB to Palace though.

I picked up an Andrea Parker record on my way home.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:20, Reply)
Yeah, they both have their merits for me.
He seems to prefer BPB himself. Do you have ...sings Greatest Palace Music? That is a nice meeting of the two.

I don't know Andrea Parker. Should I?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:26, Reply)
Andrea Parker was on Mo Wax.
I collect Mo Wax vinyl.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:27, Reply)
Ah should have guessed
I am aware of the second fact.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)
She also did her own label, Touchin' Bass.
Very different output. TB was all Ghetto Tech and Booty Bass. Her Mo Wax stuff was downtempo.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Bass Cotton.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Booty cotton?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Yes. Not touching cotton, which is what someone funnier would have attempted.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
I know, which is why it threw me.
someone funny would have posted that. But I don't think I have ever seen you be genuinely funny on here, even once.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I'd be worried if you had as that's not why I participate here. BTW what does bbz mean?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:08, Reply)
It is internet speak for 'babes'.
As in hugz4ubbzlol
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Ah. Thanks for clearing that up.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
No probz bbz.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
fuck off plod.
lololololol

srsly though, what the fuck are you blathering on about?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)
CQ got stepped when he was slagging me off.
He thinks I went crying to the modz.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)
why the fuck would someone get stepped for taking the piss on here?
link me up please!
while you're at it, man the fuck up too.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)
[Mod edit] Again.
CQ wasn't stepped. Twas a sys admin error in the db. He wasn't the only one, but it seemed to impact registered lurkers mainly so CQ was the only regular poster on OT the that db stepped. Messaging was a trial auto response. Which clearly doesn't work.

Hugs. SD xxxxxx

[sorry Battered for messing around with your post]
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
Blimey.
Thanks for clearing that up SD. I did think it was weird, he wasn't being very offensive at all.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)
Ha ha ha.
Sucker.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Why do mods only seem to communicate through editing the posts of others?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:49, Reply)
They are like Pazuzu.
They can only speak through you.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:51, Reply)
Dunno, but it's easy to imitate.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)
trudat

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
Well that was kind of my point.
If a mod had seen fit to drop by to clear this up, editing your post to tell us wasn't the obvious route.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:54, Reply)
If I had a second account and could be bothered I would have attempted to make it more authentic.
CQ being stepped does seem OTT though.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)
Yes it does.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)
He's back now so we can all move on. Apart from his razor, which doesn't ever seem to move anywhere.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I think dozer agrees with that point
Whatever his true opinion of CQ may be.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
I think he's a childish bellend.
But I don't see why he got stepped.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Time to move on from the whole subject eh?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Maybe.
Are you in charge?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Purely making a suggestion.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)
To which I'm just saying 'no'.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:10, Reply)
You deserve a medal for such comedy gold.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Thanks bbz.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
I do love a good circular conversation

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:12, Reply)
Thanks bbz.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:13, Reply)
He killed CQ

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:36, Reply)
in our commie hartz4eva :'(

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)
So was Colin Kwikfit CQ or Bert?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:57, Reply)
CQ. The Bert idea was mine in a FB conversation. Shit idea as it was too obvious.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 21:59, Reply)
He had me fooled.
*shakes fist*

But what a peculiar thing to do.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:03, Reply)
Of course it was peculiar thing to do. That's why I suggested it.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:04, Reply)
So you discussed various scenarios?
You fucking weirdo. Nothing else to do at the time or something?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
Indeed. Severely bored at work at that point.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:07, Reply)
I think it made for entertaining Internet

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:05, Reply)
That it did.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:06, Reply)
Right, I'm quite pissed and off out.
I suggest everyone do the same. Life's too short to argue, let alone argue on the internet. Big hugs to everyone from Baz, unless you're a fat bird. Fat birds can bore off, you ain't getting near me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Well I moved on from Palace Music to the most recent BPB album
It is lovely.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
I'm in silence here.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:30, Reply)
So you can think about what you have done?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:38, Reply)
Nope
Just feeling down.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:39, Reply)
Then you need some music

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Possibly.
I just fired up Media Player and Johnny Cash is now singing Bridge Over Troubled Water.

Sad times.

Maybe I'll just put on Low, then Codeine, finish with Labradford, delete my account and commit suicide.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:43, Reply)
I like something to help me wallow in my misery if I'm down
Others might recommend something uplifting, but there is no point trying to pretend to yourself.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)
P by Labradford.
It sounds like weeping.

Try it out.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Another one for the list

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
It was the Shellac ATP where I was introduced to Low

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Low are tremendous.
You know I'm on last fm, rite?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I saw your link the other night
But I don't really do listening on the computer. I signed up a couple of years back, when I could get away with listening to music at work, but haven't used it for a long time.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I do look very handsome in my profile pic.
But last fm is only representative of what I listen to on my laptop, not what I listen to on vinyl and CDs.

So it looks like a much more conservative taste than I acksherley have.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
I think it was showing Earth and Nick Cave when I looked.
I had Murder Ballads on this morning, inspired by Marc Riley playing Where the Wild Roses Grow last night.
I forgot that his version of Stagger Lee was quite blue. Luckily my six year old eating his breakfast didn't notice the language.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
How can you not notice the language on Stagger Lee?
And Earth are fantastic.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:06, Reply)
He was engrossed in something.
Saw Earth last year in Brum. I like how they have evolved.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
I prefer Sunn O))).

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:14, Reply)
Earth 2 is surely the album for you then
That was pretty much sunn o)))'s starting point.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Sho nuff.
My favourite Sunn O))) rekkids are Black One and the two Whites.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)

Similar stuff (to my ears anyway) - I've been enjoying a bit of Iron and Wine
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:40, Reply)
I love the first couple of Iron & Wine albums

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:44, Reply)

They're very good indeed. He/they did a few songs with Calexico that are fucking superb. He lays in the reins is my favourite.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Yeah I've got the Calexico album too

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I have a Calexico remix of Two Lone Swordsmen.
From when Two Lone Swordsmen still made sterling technoid electro.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
Calexico played the Pavement ATP
Do you do ATP? If not, you really should.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:01, Reply)
I should but I spend too much on whisky and grooming products.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:02, Reply)
If I didn't have kids I'd be all over it.
Last one before kids ruined everything was the Slint one. I've managed only the Pavement one since then.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
I love Slint.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
You into Burial?
His new EPs pretty good.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:03, Reply)
Not heard any, but the name is familiar

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:05, Reply)
May I link you?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
Please

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:08, Reply)
Burial- Archangel
In case your QuendPad can't cope.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=IlEkvbRmfrA
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
I quite like that
Slightly out of my knowledge base, but along similar lines to the Zomby LP, which I bought after hearing a friend play.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:18, Reply)
Burial always gets called dubstep, but he quite clearly isn't.
He is very very talented.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:19, Reply)
Like I said, out of my knowledge base.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:21, Reply)
Dubstep has done a 1999 DnB.
It's all over the charts. It also lacks the sophistication and depth of proper DnB.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)

Pavement? I'd forgotten about them.
*off to the CD storeroom*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:10, Reply)
Crooked Rain, Crooked Rain FTMFW
Range Life is one of my favourite songs ever.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:11, Reply)

That one, and the tribute song about REM
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Cut Your Hair.
NO BIG HAIR!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:13, Reply)
I met the bass player without realising it.
I was talking to this American guy then later on one of my friends pointed him out in the crowd and said look there's the bass player from Pavement.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:22, Reply)
Cool story bro.
I once pointed James Lavelle in the direction of the stage door.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:24, Reply)
i have 'Kiss Each Other Clean'
after I saw him at greenman.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
I knew I recognised teh name from somewhere

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
very cool live --
got forced into an extra tune by the crowd not leaving (actually fairly sure this was genuine) then he couldn't stop laughing as the crowd were waving their arms around and it looked like they were underwater or something
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I've never seen a MOD so therefore they don't exist.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:46, Reply)
I've never seen you
therefore you don't exist.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:48, Reply)
I don't exist.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:49, Reply)
I didn't think so.
Nothing that bent could possibly exist in the universe.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
Darth.
AIRMC.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Point well made.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
Harder to spot these days
They used to be sharp dressers with good taste in music, now they are just oasis/weller cunts with a parka and desert boots.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
I thought you meant me, then I saw the Weller/ Oasis reference.
Arf.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:51, Reply)
*belms*

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:52, Reply)
bloody hell what is wrong with me?
I keep spending money, this is not like me
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Careful.
You might be turning into a girl.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:54, Reply)
it is kind of larp kit this time
tomorrow is guitar. I think it's a reaction against having to buy boring things like curtains
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:55, Reply)
Ooh.
Cowboy Junkies doing Powderfinger.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:53, Reply)
Now they all come out of the woodwork
Is that telly done for the night, or were you all waiting for Bobby to make an appearance?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
Bobby.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
But then again, he's so fat it's impossible to hide.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
i was playing a computer game
Dunno about anyone else.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:56, Reply)
perusing egyptian things online
and working out how much leatherette it would take to make a jerkin
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 22:58, Reply)
A question we all ask ourselves during our lives.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:07, Reply)
don't worry, I have enough
Just need a decent needle and a leather punch and a weekend of sore fingers and it'll be done
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
God, I'm bored.
Is anything happening, or are we all drifting off to bed?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:09, Reply)
Tangles old boy.
You into Galaxie 500?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:26, Reply)
But of course

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:27, Reply)
Good man.
I just banged on Isn't it a Pity?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:29, Reply)
Superb
I picked up that album when Domino reissued it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
I torrented it.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:32, Reply)
Vinyl, dude.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:34, Reply)
I love vinyl.
But I don't digitise it and I don't have a portable record deck.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:35, Reply)
I love playing My Wall through my mixer, so I can add more bass and have Julian Cope doing his mad pagan shit at high volume.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:31, Reply)
Id like to make it clear i did not authorise the holocaust
rumours that i did have been circulating but they are categorically false. I was not born while it took place and of necessary i will provide copies of my original birth certificate to selected media.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:37, Reply)
What about the rape allegations?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:38, Reply)
HE DIDN'T RAPE ANY JEWS

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Who mentioned the Jews?
Not me.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:40, Reply)
Chompy

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:41, Reply)
Right enough.
I was referring to the non-Jewish rapes.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
there aren't any

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:44, Reply)
Okay.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Yo tangles
www.youtube.com/watch?v=fCw-jjeZKV4

Labradford - P
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
Oh I like that
Post rock has limited appeal (there's only so far you can take it), but I always enjoy listening to it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Post Rock has a fair amount of range though.
65daysofstatic are very different to Tortoise.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Yes, but I am never going to obsessively collect every record by any of them.
One is usually enough.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I used to obsessively collect Mogwai's stuff.
Until it became clear that they had hit a creative plateau with Stanley Kubrick, then the gradual decrease in quality ever since.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Wait for the drop on this beast
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hJ4OROIvxY

The thing with DnB out of the context of a DJ mix is to wait for the drop. Some intros can be quite long.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)
"Could not load movie"
Quendpad
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)
DJ Krust
Warhead
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)
I'M BACK FROM THE PUB!!!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:42, Reply)
yay!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
I've got a headache.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)
boo!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)
It's okay Cavy
I got it from rum. It's my own fault.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
It's behind you!

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
No she isn't.
*checks for Cavy's mum*
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)


(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Are things that dull?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
It's Friday night, and we're in here.
You do the 'math'
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
+s

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
I keep checking the calendar.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)
Do you, indeed?
So if I go and check, I'll see your name on teh list, will I?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)
Yeah, and I'm waiting for some of the cool kids to sign up.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:56, Reply)
i already have

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1563319
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)
grating, jeff, grating
and yer mum looks like a crack whore
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)
My mum buys cracks
from your special vadge storage unit. Apparently it smokes better with a hint of 'off-fish'.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)
only smells of fish because
i pity fucked yer dad
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)
And he was only depressed because your mum has bigger bollocks than him.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)
only because your dad's bollocks grow inwards

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:07, Reply)
You could be waiting a long time...
EDIT: you haven't signed up, you cunt.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:59, Reply)
Would me signing up make it all the better?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:00, Reply)
You're the one who wanted me to post it in the first place.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Yeah, but only to see if any of the cool kids were going.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:04, Reply)
There are no cool kids on here.
And if there were, they wouldn't come to WsM to hang out with me.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)
What else is on offer.
Are you going to let me walk the dog, or cook me lunch?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:06, Reply)
I was thinking more along the lines
of chips, beer and crazy golf. We could even build sandcastles.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:08, Reply)
A sandcastle competition would be fun.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:14, Reply)
We'll do that then.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)
I'll bring little flags

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:21, Reply)
Alright pricks?
I'm drunk and I've been listening to Eighties power ballads because i am your musical overlord.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:45, Reply)
Good or bad drunk?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:46, Reply)
Good drunk. Happy drunk
I'll be fair, the week I've had it could have gone either way. But no, good drunk won out. It was Kim Wilde what done it.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)
I've got a bad feeling about this.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Are you going to the Bristol bash
because I'm looking forward to meeting you, not recognising you for Adam and feeling slightly disappointed about it because that's not the way the universe is supposed to work god-fucking-damn-it
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)
I don't think so.
Why are you looking forward to meeting me?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Because we were in the same year, in some of the same classes
and at the same university. I am curious. You match the profile of a few people I knew.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)
*backcombs hair*

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)

over gay
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:47, Reply)
Simple, but GREAT.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:48, Reply)
Like you.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
GREAT?
JEFF?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)
grating, maybe
?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:50, Reply)
Oi! Cunt face.
I can read this.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:53, Reply)
I have you on ignore
So I can't read or reply to any of your posts.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:54, Reply)
Meh. Sick boy.

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)
But it was an insult in pun form
I thought you'd like it

oh! this reminds me of a story from someone else's class last week, a student stomped out of class clearly upset
teacher: why did ** just walk out of class?
student: I said 'is mum looked like a crack addict. I didn't mean it nasty, though!
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)
And does ** mum look like a smack head?

(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:57, Reply)
i don't know
don't even know the student. Probably.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Excellent.
Maybe he meant the kid's mum looked like Kerry Katona.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:58, Reply)
Nice
Well played
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:52, Reply)
I'm drunk too!
I'm listening to 'Death chants, breakdowns and military waltzes' by the late great John Fahey.
That is all.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:49, Reply)
Another good call.
Did you go to the Indian Empress?
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:51, Reply)
Unfortunately, no
I got ratted with Pooflake and ended up eating at the G/F's place, drank another bottle of wine and three Kopparbergs -just walked home because I'm really not safe to drive. However, I wil partake tomorrow 0- just wish I was sober 'cos I'm reeeeeeeally hungry and an Indian would hit the spot.
(, Fri 16 Mar 2012, 23:55, Reply)
Right, I have to go to bed.
Jeff, you take over for me please.
'Night all.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Sorry Tangs mate.
I'm wobbly.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:01, Reply)
Just do what comes naturally
Reply to every post with: Bender.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)
Can I just copy/paste the shortcut to you reply?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:05, Reply)
Quender.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:09, Reply)
Night turdburglars.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:02, Reply)
Quenderturdo.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:03, Reply)
boucin boobies
i be off to bed

night night
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)
Night Caves.
Good luck tomorrow.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:13, Reply)
cheers

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:14, Reply)
What happens tomorrow?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:14, Reply)
She's going to throw herself at guitar shop man

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:17, Reply)
If only I'd been here to save her.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:22, Reply)
We were giving her all sorts of helpful advice

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:24, Reply)
Like?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:25, Reply)
Flashing her tits

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:26, Reply)
That'll work.
I'm guessing. It's just what a Saturday lad needs.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:29, Reply)
Yup.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Good week B3th?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:31, Reply)
Not too bad.
Did most of a job application today, before I got too bored and started losing concentration. I'll finish that tomorrow.

apart from that, not much crackalackin'
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:34, Reply)
I forgive you.
But please don't do it again, I'll behave, I promise.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:37, Reply)
Evening.
Bender.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:38, Reply)
Hi there.
Slag.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:47, Reply)
You've been allowed back!

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:40, Reply)
The question is, do we want him back?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:41, Reply)
I don't see why not.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:43, Reply)
Fair enough.
Welcome back, CQ. We missed you.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:43, Reply)
You should tell CQ that.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:46, Reply)
I assumed he could see it.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:47, Reply)
How very ableist of you :(

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:53, Reply)
Well said sister!

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:54, Reply)
I'm trying out the tofu lifestyle

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:07, Reply)
However I already loathe myself
so I'm going right back to kicking puppies
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:08, Reply)
You'll come to the light side sooner or later.
it's just a phase.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:09, Reply)
Not a chance
I don't like tofu. And I wouldn't be able to watch Generation Kill without tutting over the violence.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:12, Reply)
I'll tell you a secret, neither do I.
But you're far to intelligent to be a Tory, so I'm sure you'll come round.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:16, Reply)
*trots out old saying about being liberal at twenty*
How are you anyway?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:18, Reply)
*something about you being heartless*
Not bad, getting my shoulder patched up tomorrow, other than that everything in the garden is lovely, you?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:20, Reply)
I'm alright thanks
hope the shoulder goes well.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:20, Reply)
It shall be fine.
In and out in a day, no messin.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:21, Reply)
Best of luck with it
got some stuff lined up to watch afterwards?
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:26, Reply)
Lots of comicbooks.
*actually goes to bed this time*
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:36, Reply)
Yeah, I was on earlier too, but I only just got home.

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:47, Reply)
All excited about tomorrow?

(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:48, Reply)
Oh fuck yeah.
I love getting knocked unconscious and cut open to have titanium Mecano installed.

In other News: it seems Jeff has invented time travel and gone back in time to front Dr. Feelgood.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 0:51, Reply)
Night all.
If I don't return, call Dozer a cunt for me.
(, Sat 17 Mar 2012, 1:26, Reply)

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