I wish confess the following:
I was never stepped (and thus Dozer had nothing to do with it)
No one deleted (or edited)any of my posts except me
I was (as I think everyone knows) Colin Kwickfit
I am not any never have been ignoring Dozer, this was a further childish windup.
I am not ignoring Rory either(yes I know that made you happy, you sad little man) but I shall continue to ignore his poinless contributions.

Anyway all this has been because I have been epically bored and I am a cunt when I get bored, and I thought it was all more fun than the usually shit that does on around here.

I don't think I caused any serious offence to anyone I consider a friend on here, but if I did I apologise.

I would also like to apologise to Dozer, sometimes your on-line persona winds me right the fuck up, but I suspect you are a nice enough chap IRL and this was all a tad disproportionate.

*deletes account*

*kills self*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:06, 8 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

you were never colin kwikfit? fuck
had me fooled
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:07, Reply)

I was gonna confess to being you too
But I feared people might believe it. Can you still love me quints?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:08, Reply)

i'm all about the love, me

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:09, Reply)

I know man.
You're not really leaving us for /talk are you? I might have to join you, do you think they'd have me?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:10, Reply)

i've already gone, you're having this conversation with yourself

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Hairpotlols

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

So I am you after all.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Who the fuck is Colin Kwikfit?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:11, Reply)

Long story.
Too autistic to go into detail.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Yeah, what Scotty said.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Are you being racist about dozer's brother?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Yes, totally.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:32, Reply)

Good
I heard he's one of those Scottish nationalists.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Cunts to a man.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

we'll never know now

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

oh wait here he is
uk.linkedin.com/pub/dir/Colin/Kerr
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZYa_KfLTtM
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

He'll sulk about this
But I've met Dozer IRL and he's a decent guy.

His on-line self is nothing at all like him - I've pointed this out to on-line Dozer and suggested that if he was more himself on-line he'd be more accesible.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:14, Reply)

Dudezilla
I'm not sulking about anything.

Why would I?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Because you got into a mighty sulk
When I slapped you down a few days ago. You still have the sig to prove it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Sigging it is because I found it funny.
I'm in the unique position here of knowing exactly the difference between my online and offline personae, and being described as 'self obsessed to the point of paranoia' made me lol. Mainly because it's true. I look exceptionally handsome today and I got eyed up by a policewoman.

So I sigged it.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

This is the impression I get.
I think we'd get on IRL, but online he annoys me.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:21, Reply)

Maybe we're all cunts.
Would we be so forthcoming in our criticism face to face?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:28, Reply)

Probbaly not, I tend to avoid/ignore people who annoy me inperson
I fully expect to die alone.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Not a big ask, is it?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

Dying alone?
no, s'pose not.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

I'm actually Monty

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

When he sees this he will be fucking livid.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:16, Reply)

He's always livid

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Sho nuff
But you just called him a bent spastic.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

hahahah
oh no wait...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:18, Reply)

Well now.
Don't you feel better for that?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:15, Reply)

Not really.
Sorry Mum.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Haha
More of this sort of thing please.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:29, Reply)

I wish to confess
That I'm a fat drunken moron and despise the Royal Family with a vehemence so deeply felt that it could only be replicated by a South African diamond mine.

Will that do?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:33, Reply)

Can you pad this out into a full drama during working hours please?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:35, Reply)

I'd prefer one in the evening
I can't make the daytime shift. Except around easter, perhaps
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

Easter is good for me
Wht do you say TD?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I work bank holidays too.
I can't be relied upon to dramaticise my life although for a fee I'd be prepared to syndicate it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

get someone else to use you as a puppet
.
.
.
.
then film it
.
.
PROFIT
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

A large, ill-tempered, sporadically drunk puppet with a North Lancs accent. And glasses.
Not really vaudeville, is it?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

No, I work during working hours.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I don't think I can pull it off again.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:34, Reply)

MMPS will help you pulll it off again

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:39, Reply)

\o/
*puts on sexy and I know it*
*oils up birthday suit*
*gyrates*
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

*films*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

best use the wide lens.
and the high focus for the "close-up" :'(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

these words do not entirely make sense

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

well I'm not spelling it out Cavy.
Close your eyes, count to ten then try again.
If this doesn't help, I'm sorry. I just wasted 10 seconds of your life :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:50, Reply)

my point is that
I wasn't sure of your technical terms - by wide lens, did you mean wide angle? Will there be a lot of area to cover? By high focus, did you mean high depth of field? Why would that be important?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:53, Reply)

Just make sure you capture it all and stop asking questions

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:58, Reply)

oh ffs. FAT AND SMALL COCK

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:02, Reply)

you'd be better off using telephoto
to reduce the appearance of lardiness, then switch to wide angle and close shot of the penis to exaggerate the size
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:09, Reply)

I see you have experience in this area.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I has dun comedy accounts too :'(
I feel dirty. Touch me CQ, touch me HARD.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:37, Reply)

*touches Mumps, HARD*
Who are/were you dude?
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:38, Reply)

I'm not sure if I wants to tell.
I know, go on guess!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:41, Reply)

Quinten?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

no, Q is his own man.
or Rathen.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

Hmm, a minority opinion, but one I share.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:48, Reply)

Is it me?
Are you me?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:42, Reply)

I'm MMPS!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

No, I'm MMPS

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:43, Reply)

I'm MMPS!
And so is my wife!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:44, Reply)

I think, in a very real sense, we're all a little mmps inside. In this high-tech, high-speed, high-pressure world, isn't that what counts?
tune in tomorrow for more thoughts for the day.

I've been mmps and so have all of you.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:46, Reply)

*feels dirty*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

*head asplodes*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:47, Reply)

Dangermouse and Damion both hit on one of mine back in t'day on /talk.
BIG SADFACE, OFFLINE.
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 20 Mar 2012, 21:56, Reply)