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Girls thread is for girlsGender stereotypes
I hate football (all sport in fact), I'm not in the slightest bit interested in cars, I don't do DIY and I've never been in a fight.
I do all the cooking and washing in our house and I am great with kids.
Yet, as b3th pointed out* in the previous thread, I am as resoundingly heterosexual as you benders are likely to see.
Do you conform to any gender stereotypes?
Alt: Why are you all such massive benders?
*Sort of
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 13:55,
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latest was 14 years ago)
I have a moustache, and not in a village people way either .(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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*unzips fly**dangles in chardonnay*
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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Only true benders listen to what girls have got to say.(
Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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Alt. Because every time I fuck your mum she gives me an Erasure CD.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:06,
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I blame my dad for shitting in her cunt(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:07,
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Was it as good as Jeff's?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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i'm in a similar vein myselfthough i retain a few essential man rights.
firstly: the right to roar like a sleepy bear when waking, and do one of those grade-a starfish stretches, turfing anything else on the bed including the duvet into the corner/onto the floor.
secondly: the right to follow this by simultaneously pissing loud and long with the door open, and unleashing a window-rattler of a fart, while going 'AAAhhhhhh' like a man in a strongbow advert.
thirdly: the right to demand bacon in unreasonable quantities at any given time
fourthly: the right to grab my girl's ass as and when i see fit.
i still do all the laundry, dishes, tidying, make the lunches etc mind.
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I like sport, I do DIY, I like cooking and am excellent with my daughterreally I'm the perfect package.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:15,
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You are also the envy of your friends with your flooring choice(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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not really, none of my friends are filthy povvos with lino floors(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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It's the field of one upmanship, have you got engineered boards for example, piss off then you trampIf they've got american red oak, then your white oak is just not gonna cut it anymore
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:22,
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I use reconditioned railway sleepersbecause they're sustainable and they add to the ambiance*
*I said that in a french accent obviously
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Are you suggesting that we didn't read it in a French accent?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:39,
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Why do headlines used "quizzed" "Rugby Star Quizzed over sex assault"
Q1: What is the legal definition of assault
Q2: If a woman was 2 1/3rd miles from home and walking at a speed of 2 mph, how long will she be alone
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Q1: More than 3 fingersQ2: until I find her
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:18,
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the real answer is because you are reading shit publications(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:20,
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I've wondered that myself. It makes it sound as though there are prizes.(
Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:21,
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It probably refers to a rapeBut until they formally charge him they will not release the details.
Your second question does not make sense.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:29,
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I am the perfect manaccording to January 1957's issue of Good Little Housewife magazine.
Unfortunately, times have changed.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:19,
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Threadjack as no one is really respondingI have posted on average 13 times a day, what's your average?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:27,
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yes very, i'm waiting for something so i can fuck off(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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Thirty minutes to go, here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:30,
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yeah me too, at a cleint so can fuck off whenever reallyonce someone has emailed me!!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:31,
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this is truebut it's why we love/hate you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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It's almost like we're both unoriginal and repetative?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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are you both unoriginal and repetotive?(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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Does someone want to spell this with an "i" and then a "u" to complete the set?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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I just copied and pasted so this means Chompy has changed his post(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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and yet it's STILL wrongrob should instal a spelling filter
didn't there used to be a swear filter that changed cunt to cranberry, for example? whatever happened to that?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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Don't talk about me or reply to me you utter psycho.I had you on ignore for over a year and still you think its necessary to snipe at me. Grow up, it's pathetic.
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the I should go last as it's the correct spelling(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:43,
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Dire Straits less successful etc...(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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I can't work mine out(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:33,
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Actually that is not trueMy second ever post mentions how long my account was inactive for, so I could. I can't be bothered to though.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Fuck me, I've nearly posted 20,000 times on here(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:35,
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42,000 shit posts*high fives*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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Just under 9 posts per day for meHowever, remove the 2 1/2 year gap, and it goes up to 14 per day
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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How did that stupid tart from ndubz expect to ever get away with claiming her sextape was a fakeit's fucking terrible as well
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:32,
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I haven't seen it, I'm not that botheredshe did a vlog about it on youtube the other day, I got bored after 30seconds, didn't even have a wank.
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Sickrick posted a link earlierWhtevs wil de dublettes fink !!1??!1!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:38,
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I think it'll affect her family the most, What must her parents think, let alone her grandad and Na-na-naaaaaa
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Is is some kind of "music" joke?You're good at them
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:46,
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N-Dubz always seem to have a Naaa-naaaa-naaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhbit in their songs, you old cunt.
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It's na na naii.I can tell from the pixels and having heard many N-Dubz songs before.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Where is Kristine to solve this query?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:51,
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It is CLEARLY na na naiii.I sincerely hope someone will back me up on this.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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I clicked your joke but I'm not one of those insipid people who go "*clickies!!*" when they do.Hope that makes you feel better.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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I clicked your pixles post because I leik de memesthis makes us even!
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What's Dappy's favourite film?Na-Na-Knight Rider.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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Is she still using the baby as an excuse?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:52,
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Look thereb3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1570697
But replace the last naah with naiii
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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She seemed to be just opening and closing her mouth, so maybe(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:36,
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I haven't seen it although I believe it only involves a blowjobno flange or tits
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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I NO RITEAt the very least we could have seen some N-Ipples
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:37,
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i liked the sickipedia jokei heard Tulisa's blowjobs are like an N-Dubz gig
Nobody comes
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this is one of those news storiesthat i have seen and ignored for not giving a fuck who the silly tart is. people who watch reality tv* and read stories about reality tv stars should have their corneas donated to other people who will put them to better use.
* may exclude "america's next top model". terms and conditions apply.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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true... butthe only good thing about reality tv is that eventually you get so used to them popping up everywhere, that they start to feel like someone you know... which means it's 10 time better when you find their sex tape on the internet
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lucosade is counting down the minutes until, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:20,
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the story behind the story is the best parttrim out the bits about tulisa moaning, and what you get is this:
dappy has threesomes, spends majority of time checking out his mate's hog.
dappy then turns to twitter to tell them the penis in question is DEFINITELY his mate's. aforementioned penis being in the sextape FEATURING HIS COUSIN AND BEST FRIEND.
turns out he was wrong, it wasn't even his mate's wang. so now his best mate is pissed x revulsed, his cousin is pissed x revulsed, and he's basically shot himself in the foot for ever having a threesome again. the loathsome little bellend. on the upside, it pretty much means no more n-dubz..
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At the risk of conforming to a gender stereotype...take a minute to sign the following and hopefully save my favourite pub.
www.gopetition.com/petitions/wenlock-action.html
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To be honest, given the number of times b3ta has coincided with my real life,I wouldn't rule it out.
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that's so stupidfat kids can get fat anywhere.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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will you buy us all a drink in there if we do?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:40,
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No.Edit: well, it depends how broadly you define "all of us." I might be able to stretch to a glass of white for you, and Stunned will only need a half of shandy...
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I'll need a pint of ale pleaseAlso, just so you know, I doubtyour petition will work, no one gives a shit about petitions
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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You'll grow to love the nice shiny new flats(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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why not just send aturd in the post like everybody else?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:41,
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I don't see how posting a turd to my favourite pub is going to help...(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Now I imagine Kroney in some sort of crap superhero get-upMaking a dramatic entrance during the quiet, mid-afternoon lull and declaring,
"I heard a bot-dog had arrived here."
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Just a thought But if the developers are buying the premises as a going concern then I believe they have to run the place for at least 2 years before they can apply for a change of purpose on the property. If enough people add this to the council planning application it can force the application to be refused...
(obviously I know nothing about the application that has been put in)
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This is no place for helpful answers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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From what I've heard(and it's all 2nd-hand, admittedly), the developers apparently plan to buy it from the management and run it into the ground, so that by the time they're allowed to apply for changes, nobody will give a shit.
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but as long as you are all still drinking in therethe change of use will be refused as it is a viable business...
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This definitely sounds like an internet answerOh internet why are you so fucking stupid?
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:56,
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I'd like an internet answer on a few thingssay I start a buisness about research into waste, can I buy all my food and count it as a buisness expense because I'm going to use that waste to do "research" on.
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Business expences are brilliant, play your cards right *wink wink* and all your outgoings can be shoehorned in as expenses*disclaimer* dependant on solid accountancy advise and the nature of the enterprise that you're running
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:02,
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because everything that gets posted on it was learned from itand theoretical experience makes you an EXPERT.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:00,
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Where is BGB and her infamous book?(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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One day the psychiatrists might give her the internet back(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:07,
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the internet is nobody's to give awaynobody would want it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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I hope they turn it into a Apple store where the only booze they sale comes in neon colours.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:53,
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I hardly think you are qualified to comment on what constitutes heterosexual behaviour in a man.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:48,
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"but why will you only do me up the shitter? I have a lovely foofoo here!"(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:49,
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*thinks about male b3tans she has met**agrees*
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:50,
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Fuck offI'm well strong and tuff.
Edit: Although, admittedly, Stunned is so girly he could well cancel me out.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:54,
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Funny you should say that.I have been compared to him before. Although I'm darker an hairier and less likely to wear a cowboy hat, or carry around Milkybars.
I have glasses, basically.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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hahasince he got glasses, there is an uncanny resemblance
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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Oh fuck you.It wasn't even you what said it previous.
Incidentally, "milkybar" is Indian slang for a white person. Just dropping my multiculturalism in there.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:59,
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doesn't mean i can't laugh at itsorry, you.
am having a big argument with the past times' administration. has the one in uxbridge gone?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:04,
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Yeah, I saw it was having a closing down sale a while ago.Must have gone by now.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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if more people like you had shopped in thereit wouldn't have gone under.
and i would be having a less stressful friday!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:17,
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People like me? What would I do with a monogrammed ink stamp or a union jack teapot cosy?
I'm glad that shop went under, it was fucking shit.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:18,
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A tea cosy has only one purposeHeadgear
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:21,
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I'm dating a gay man and I'm a girl.Alt: His gayness tends to rub off a bit.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:57,
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now you know i love you bothbut i don't want to hear about your sex-life, mm-kay?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 14:58,
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How dare you insinuate we might do something as base as that?!Our love is pure and virginal.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:01,
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i know youtherefore i know this is bigger hairier bollocks than quentin's helicopter, bella's blog, roger's fiancee, edmund's medical degree, psycho's "buisness" (sic) and bert's existence combined!!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:03,
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*raises eyebrow*Therefore I am beginning to wonder what you know...
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ach it's friday afternooni am yelling at administrators down the phone and drafting termination notices with the other hand. don't expect much i say to make sense!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:06,
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I'm hitting my head against the table in the Maughan trying to shit out 3000 words in about 2 hours.I feel your pain.
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Lampito rise with the moon, go to bed with the sun, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:08,
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She's saying that your missus is dirtier than a Cornish tin miner's sock.I am not passing judgement, she could well have cast iron knickers for all I know.
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:09,
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And a live-in Benny on the loose.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:13,
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No.If you have a Benny then you should keep them tied to a tree.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:19,
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The closest thing to a tree around here is a lampost.That will do though yeah?
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wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:20,
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Hanson? BSB? N*SYNC?I've told him already Joey Fatone from N*SYNC is mine, but he can have Lance.
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wanderlust, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:25,
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Hang about, then I'd have less boob time.I'm not sure I like that idea, even if I do get a lower monthly fee.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:31,
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i'd rather not if its all the same to you, my mum would miss me terribly(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:32, Reply)
This is sick burn of the week(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:39,
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I'm not a massive benderbut my colleagues are. None of them want to go to the pub with me, I'm busy and it's FAR TOO BLOODY WARM in the lab.
/grumpy
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No. I'm not.I was just trying to make you feel more popular.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:32,
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Nice of you to write me a thread old boyI am huge football fan, my favourite food is curry (spicy as you like), I do free weights, press-ups and sit-ups every day, have a tattoo, enjoy unnecessarily violent films, have been involved in several fights (mostly - NOT all, however - on the losing side) and, regardless of what any of you may think, Ballroom dancing is a very masculine pasttime.
Grunt.
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Alright HiawathaThink about it. The basic principle of Ballroom dancing is that the man leads and the woman follows. If anything else is apparent, the judges mark you down and your teacher tells you off. The man is categorically in charge. Only way I ever know how that feels.
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No it doesn'tThat's Latin dancing, which I will admit is camp as tits. In Ballroom traditional dress is either a shirt, waistcoat and tie, or white tie and tails.
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So, when you've done competitionsin which you've admitted the whole fake tan business, that was latin dancing?
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Kroney, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:46,
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I've never worn fake tan, although doubtless I'll get pressganged into it when we move up the rankingsBut yes, being an horrific shade of orange is traditional in Latin, not Ballroom. Competitions always have a Ballroom and a Latin section - men can often be found whacking obscene amounts of foundation on in between the two.
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SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:47,
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i imagine you'd be great at both, what with your heavyset figure and low centre of gravity(, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:48, Reply)
Wanna dance?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 15:51,
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I'm better at dancingThis generally counts for very little in a mugging
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EspeciallyWhen they are Break dance fighting... bring on the Electric Boogaloo
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it's just you that got vainer.Veinier, like a massive shaft in fact.
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Well,I'm good with machinery, enjoy a good rugby league game, can drink my own weight in beer and remain upright, strongly disapprove of male vanity, and I'm a collossal tight get.
Also I believe Twilight, X-Factor and reality TV can fuck right off, then when they get there they can fuck off again.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 23 Mar 2012, 16:25,
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